Chapter 32: You Trick Me, I'll Brush You
"Just because you two little monsters also want to rob Uncle Ben?" the big man roared angrily, "Uncle Heiba, eight years old came out to break into the world, slash demons and eliminate demons, known as the Thousand Demon Slash! Monsters like you, I don't know how many have been killed, and today is not too bad to kill two more!"
"Come on, come on!"
Zhu Yizhang was impatient, and rushed forward with a mace, his huge body was like a mountain pressing on the top, and he smashed into Heiba with a stick. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Wait!"
Heiba shouted, stretched out his hand to block Zhu Yizhang, and his face was as calm as water. "Uncle, I'm not ready yet, you let me pull out the knife first, come over again, go, step aside first. ”
"Isn't it!"
Shen Feng was full of exclamation marks, this is the so-called Thousand Demon Slash who came out to roam the world at the age of eight, with such a level, can he survive until now?
"Okay, here's your chance. ”
Zhu Yizhang was obedient, turned around and returned to his place neatly, and smirked at Shen Feng.
Hei Hachi pulled out the big knife on his waist, and it was actually a weapon made by the ladder. I saw him holding a big knife and waving it in a good way, as if he was warming up, and he knew how to work hard for a long time before Shi Shiran stood up straight, and stretched out a finger to Zhu Yizhang with disdain in his eyes and hooked it.
"Uncle Ben is ready, you come and die. ”
"Okay, here we are. ”
Zhu Yizhang cheered again, his figure was faster than just now, he flashed past, and out of thin air, he jumped to the top of Black Ba, which was still the top of the mountain.
"Wait a minute!"
Just when the mace was about to fall, Black Hachi suddenly roared again, "I'm suddenly a little thirsty, let me drink saliva first, otherwise I'll fight when I'm thirsty, even I'm afraid, I don't want you to die too ugly." ”
After Hei Ba finished speaking, he didn't care about Zhu Yizhang, who was stunned on the side, and reached out to pick up the water hyacinth hanging on his pants.
Shen Feng suddenly felt that something was wrong, and then looked at the people behind Heiba, and found that he didn't know when, his people had already surrounded him tightly, only a few steps away from Zhu Yizhang, his hands were clenched into fists, and he was secretly holding something that he didn't know what he didn't know.
At this time, Zhu Yizhang only had the figure of Hei Bayi in his eyes, and the people behind him were all transparent to it, and they didn't notice it.
"Be careful!"
As soon as Shen Feng shouted, the people behind Hei Ba suddenly stepped forward in unison, raised their fists, and threw the things inside towards Zhu Yizhang.
A burst of white powder in the sky instantly enveloped Zhu Yizhang. Zhu Yizhang's whole pig was stained with white powder, dyed like a pink pig.
"What is this?"
Zhu Yizhang is worthy of being a pig, and before he could react, he grabbed some powder on his body and put it on his nose and sniffed it, a pungent smell made it fall out of tears.
"Monsters are all fools, and pig demons are even more fools among fools, let's die!"
Hei Ba laughed, grabbed the water hyacinth and burst it violently, splashing all the water inside at Zhu Yizhang.
"Quicklime!"
Shen Feng smelled those smells, and immediately reacted, rushed to Zhu Yizhang's side with a brush of his body, grabbed its back with one hand, and threw it directly behind.
Burst~!
The water splashed up, but it still got a little bit up, and a puff of white smoke immediately grew on Zhu Yizhang's body, and the temperature was high.
"Wow, it hurts!"
Zhu Yizhang was thrown behind by Shen Feng, lying on the ground and rolling on all sides, screaming in pain, wah, wow wow scream.
Seeing Shen Feng appear, with two twig-like horns on his head, Hei Bayi couldn't guess Shen Feng's body, and didn't know what kind of monster he was, but when he saw Shen Feng's ability to save Zhu Yizhang, he knew that it was not simple, but he didn't care, people gather in kind, things in groups, and a monster who can follow a pig demon to eat together, how smart can he be!
The old technique of the Black Eight was repeated, and Shi Shiran said, "Do you want to fight me too?" Okay, you wait a minute, I'll prepare first!"
"I'm going to prepare your uncle!"
Shen Feng's nose was crooked, feeling this bastard, and he put himself in the same place as Zhu Yizhang's stupid pig. At that moment, he brushed and raised his big foot, kicked on the belly of Heiba, and directly kicked him up, flew over the team of hundreds of people behind him, and fell directly to the back of the team, opened his mouth and vomited, unable to stand up for half a day.
"Playing with quicklime? You're still a little tender. ”
"Ah, he's sent the black butler flying, brothers, come on, kill him. ”
Seeing that Black Eight was beaten, Black Eight's subordinates immediately drew their swords and rushed towards Shen Feng with a shout of killing.
"Just you fools, I don't need weapons!"
Shen Feng snorted coldly, neither pulling out the eternal death, nor stimulating the vitality in his body, he relied on his brute force and fast body technique, directly facing a team of hundreds of people, punching like the wind, like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, killing a majestic and invincible.
"Look at the knife!"
A person saw the opportunity, raised the big knife in both hands, and cut it down at Shen Feng. Shen Feng didn't look at it, a punch hit the blade directly, and the huge force directly broke the blade, and the big knife was forced, reversed backwards, and smashed into the person's head from the middle of the eyebrows, directly splitting the person's head in half.
"Look at the hammer!"
Another person grabbed a sledgehammer and smashed his head towards Shen Feng's head.
Shen Feng didn't think about it, he threw his fist up and directly flattened the man's hammer. Where can that person still catch it, the hammer flew out of his hand, fell backwards, and just fell on the black eight, almost making him braid.
"Damn, Uncle Ben is really going to be powerful this time! Otherwise, you will all be treated as a sick cat!"
Kurohachi roared wildly, gritted his teeth and stood up from the ground, holding the big knife in one hand and covering his stomach in the other.
Suddenly, Hei Hachi felt that the scene was much quieter, and the battlefield that had just been noisy suddenly quieted down, and he could only hear the whirring sound of the autumn wind blowing.
Hei Hachi looked at the field and found that his hundreds of subordinates had all fallen to the ground, as if all of them were dead, and not even a single person made a sound, or even groaned.
There was only one figure standing there on the field, his eyes cold and imposing.
"You, you~".
Hei Ba gasped, staring at Shen Feng's cold eyes as if he was in an ice cave, from head to toe, from the inside to the outside.
"Are you still human!"
Shen Feng said coldly, "I'm sorry, I'm a demon at this time!"
"I'm so angry, you bastard, the first time I went on a mission, you made me embarrassed in front of the helper, and I'm mad! I'm going to tear you to pieces to relieve the hatred in my heart!"
Zhu Yizhang finally took a breath from the pain of quicklime, a fat pig stood up, it was furious, and the vitality on its body went directly to the sky, dyeing its whole body golden yellow, like a golden pig who came to celebrate the New Year.
"Ground-level master!"
Seeing the violent vitality on Zhu Yizhang's body, Hei Ba's face was as frightened as earth. The monsters who enter the ground level are called goblins, and after some techniques, they can be transformed into real people, even if they are not complete, but they look at least human, but Zhu Yizhang, the pig demon, is like a complete demon body, in addition to being able to stand like a human, Zhu Yizhang's body can be said to have no other place like a person, which makes Heiba mistakenly think from the beginning that Zhu Yizhang is just a monster who does not enter the stream!
Monsters like to find ways to transform into human beings, do a lot of evil, this is a habitual idea, it has become a custom on the mainland, where would Hei Ba think that there will be Zhu Yizhang who doesn't like to transform into a human, if he had known that it was a ground-level goblin, Hei Ba would have escaped far away!
"Wait, I have something to say. ”
Heiba was about to cry when he saw Zhu Yizhang coming over, in order to show his sincerity, he directly threw away the big knife in his hand, raised his hands high, and made a surrender.
"The old lady is waiting for your uncle!"
Zhu Yizhang slapped it over, beating Heiba sideways, and while the blood was vomiting wildly, several big teeth also jumped out.
"Teeth!"
I don't know when, the Tiger Head Gang also followed, and ambushed on the hill with the monsters, watching the situation below.
The mouse's eyes were sharp, and he immediately saw the big teeth that Hei Hachi had been knocked off, and he couldn't help but go out and pick them up.
Wu Da grabbed him and said, "You are looking for death, that pig demon is now angry, you go out and it will beat you together." ”
"Damn, even if I'm a noble person and don't pay attention to appearance, if I really get together with it, maybe one day I'll be whipped up by it! ”
Wu Da saw Heiba, who was about the same size as himself, and for a while, he empathized and felt pain when he thought about it.
"Stop, I really have something to say!"
Hei Ba couldn't spit blood out of his mouth, and when he saw Zhu Yizhang coming over, he was so frightened that he hurriedly spoke.
"Oh, what do you have to say, okay, I'll let you say it, you say it slowly!"
Zhu Yizhang stopped in front of Hei Ba, three meters tall, and looked down condescendingly at Hei Ba, although it was close to two meters, he still looked short.
Seeing that Zhu Yizhang finally stopped and was willing to listen to himself, Hei Ba couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, organized the words in his heart, and then he had to speak well, this was about his own life, and Hei Bayu had to be cautious.
"I ?????? !”
After thinking about it for a while, Hei Ba finally spoke, but as soon as he said a word, Zhu Yizhang's big hand suddenly slapped Hei Ba's face like lightning, and slapped him sideways again.
Wow~
Black Hachi screamed again, vomited blood again, and jumped a few big teeth again.
"Teeth!"
The rat couldn't help but run out again, Wu Da was half angry, and simply gave him two slaps to calm him down.
"Well, it doesn't feel good to be deceived. ”
Zhu Yizhang came to Heiba's side and lifted Heiba up with one hand.
Hei Ba was dizzy, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he yelled at Zhu Yizhang, "Your mother, can you not always slap the same face, it's so uncomfortable!"
Zhu Yizhang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Okay, then I will satisfy you!"
"Don't don't, don't, God, spare me, I'll set off fireworks for you, look!"
Hei Ba turned pale with fright, hurriedly begged for mercy, took out a bamboo tube from his body, and pulled the lead straight off. The bamboo tube rose to the sky, bursting into a dazzling spark in the sky.
Zhu Yizhang was even more angry, "Your uncle, when the old lady is a three-year-old child, you want to please me when you set off fireworks?"
Shen Feng walked up at this time, jumped up and slapped Zhu Yizhang's pig's head, and scolded, "You stupid pig, where is he doing fireworks, it's a distress signal, he's calling someone over!"
Hei Ba smiled straightly, and under the bloodstains on his face, he looked full of yin energy.
"You are dead, do you know who I am? I am a member of the weapon family on the Shenzhou Continent, a person who works amazingly, you are all dead, you are all dead, the young master of my family is not far away, and when his people come, you all have to die, die!"