Strange to say, after this incense is lit, it is as if there is an invisible ruffian fanning the wind next to it.

It's all over the place!

Zhu Yuanqing's heart sank, and the child's eyes widened beside him.

However, thinking of the advice of the Haidao people, Zhu Yuanqing silently recited in his heart: There is an emperor in humanity, and he is not afraid of bandits. There is a heavenly emperor in the sky, who is not afraid of ghosts.

Settle down, Zhu Yuanqing regarded this 'Rat Extermination Treasure Hunting Immortal' as a ruffian.

is willing to cut his whole body, and dares to pull the emperor off the horse.

You, a great immortal who exterminates rats and hunts for treasures, are just a ruffian in the realm of ghosts and gods.

Zhu Yuanqing said: "I look down on you, I am a Shandong gentleman, I have something to say, and I never play yin." ”

"My daughter-in-law is young and ignorant, what kind of hero are you using her as a soldier?

Zhu Yuanqing was in his heart, there was a monster and my old Zhu in the past, but I was skinned by my old Zhu.

...... I don't know how many catties and taels you have as a 'big immortal'?

"You can't do it! You immortals can't do it! You only dare to make tricks behind your back and toss women. Sacrifice your life, skinning you is like playing!"

Zhu Yuanqing scolded.

The child's eyes widened when he saw it, and suddenly the child fell to the ground and passed out.

Zhu Yuanqing shook his head: "Look at it, look at it, I'll say it!"

Zhu Yuanqing no longer has the slightest fear of Daxian - the so-called Daxian can only bully the weak and dare not play with his life.

"I look down on you! However, your yin tricks are just as disgraceful as the rich kid's hooking a girl, but they are effective! ”

"Let's gamble, if you win, I'll bow to you, and if you lose, then stop pestering my daughter-in-law. "If you don't gamble, or if you lose the bet and don't admit it, Zhu Yuanqing's eyes flashed with a fierce light.

Lao Tzu doesn't want this daughter-in-law, and he will smash your offering table and make you disgraced!

Anyway, you can't do anything about me, and I'm not afraid of death, and hurt each other! I don't believe that your reputation is ruined, and you can go out to pit people!

"If you say yes, make the cigarette turn left three times and then right three times. ”

Before the words fell, the cigarette circled in the air, and sure enough, three circles left and three circles right.

"Okay, I heard that you also like to drink, I don't know how much you can drink?" Zhu Yuanqing took the bench and sat down, "My old Zhu can drink two catties of cooking pots in one meal, and after drinking, he can work in the field and fish in the water." ”

If you can drink it to your heart's content, I will offer it to you.

Zhu Yuanqing kicked the child, and the child rubbed his eyes and woke up, "Why did I fall asleep?"

Zhu Yuanqing said: "You have a pot at home, bring it to Daxian to drink!"

The child nodded and went to look for it, only to find 2 taels of pots, in a bottle.

Zhu Yuanqing poured the pot into a bowl and put it on the offering table, "Come on, come on, Daxian drink." ”

The wine in the bowl decreased at a rate visible to the human eye, and it was gone in a moment.

"If I look for it again, it's only 2 taels of wine, not enough to try it. Zhu Yuanqing took out a handful of money, put it on the table and wrapped it with his hands, and said to the child: "If you can find good wine from home, I will buy it at double the price." ”

The child's eyes lit up and he shouted, "I know, I know where my father buried the wine, you wait!"

The child ran out into the yard and came back with a small jar stained with mud.

When I opened it, it was a spirit.

After counting the money to the child, Zhu Yuanqing poured the wine into three bowls, "Come on, come on, this jar is almost 2 catties, Daxian taste it." ”

The first bowl was not in the blink of an eye, the second was not slow, and the third was a little slower.

Zhu Yuanqing sneered: "You are a great immortal, you are in vain, that is, you bully and bully women." ”

The wine disappeared quickly.

After drinking two catties, Zhu Yuanqing's disdain for Daxian was even worse, and he scolded and wanted to lift the table.

"It stands to reason that you have already lost, but I will give you another chance!" Zhu Yuanqing beckoned the child over, took a handful of money to him, and asked him to go and make three catties of wine.

The child flew away, and Zhu Yuanqing sat at the witch's house and waited.

After a while, the child came back, and Zhu Yuanqing continued to pour wine for the rat exterminator.

The rat exterminator Daxian drank more and more slowly, Zhu Yuanqing showed the unique treacherous smile of the old farmer, and took out the ability to persuade wine on the wine table: "Come on, come on, two catties moisten the stomach, three catties to start, another cup, if it is a man, take another cup." ”

After drinking a glass, Zhu Yuanqing knew that this great immortal was almost drunk, but he remained silent and continued to persuade him to drink.

Compliments, squeezes, ridicules, praises, encouragements, change tricks to persuade wine, three catties of wine in the blink of an eye and two catties.

The last pound of wine, resting in the bowl, almost did not change.

Zhu Yuanqing's face changed: "If you don't drink, then you have no ability, and you are not as good as me!"

A pound of wine, slowly decreasing, and finally there is a small half bowl at the bottom of the bowl.

Zhu Yuanqing scratched his head, his face was ugly: he had no money to buy wine.

At this moment, there was movement on the beams of the house, and a small black pig fell down.

If you look closely, it's not a small black pig, it's a big hedgehog.

The hedgehog weighed thirty or forty pounds, and was like a piglet.

Zhu Yuanqing smiled at the child: "You see that Daxian lives on the roof beams, and it is smoky and dirty every day." ”

"Let's boil some hot water and wait for Daxian to take a bath?" Zhu Yuanqing said honestly: "You serve Daxian, Daxian will bless you with wealth." ”

The child didn't even think about it, so he agreed.

Carry the big hedgehog to the wood room, add water to the cauldron, put the hedgehog in it, press the lid with a stone, and burn it under the fire.

The child asked, "Will you cook the great sen?"

"What do you know! It's hot for mortals, but it's just mild for great immortals. Zhu Yuanqing's eyes widened, "If it can be cooked by mortal fire, is it still called a great immortal?"

The child slapped his forehead: "Grandpa Zhu, you are too smart!"

After boiling for half an hour, the smell of meat wafted in the firewood room, and Zhu Yuanqing said that this was the fairy fragrance of Daxian.

Then Zhu Yuanqing said: "Daxian should be washed." But we don't know how to serve Daxian to rest, let's go out to play, wait for your mother to come back, let her serve Daxian out of the bath. ”

The child had long wanted to go out to buy candy to eat, so he immediately agreed.

After Zhu Yuanqing went out, he went straight to the Taoist temple on the mountain.

said that the witch was in Zhu Yuanqing's house, and she had a family affair with the patient, saying the benefits of being a witch.

But she waited left and right, and never waited for her teacher to come.

"Why haven't you come yet?" waited, left and right, and the witch had to find an excuse to run away.

When I got home, I found that my teacher had been stewed in a cauldron.

Now the witch was completely waxed, she was numb in her paws, and she didn't know what to do with the teacher's 'flesh'.

The next day, Haidaoren, Liu Mi, Shi Kangdang, Zhu Yuanqing, and a few reliable disciples went down the mountain together and came to Zhu's house.

Zhu Yuanqing's daughter-in-law has recovered her health.

And that witch also lost her spell.

......

PS: Do you think the number series is too?

Actually, there is a real prototype of this story. Peeling demons is one archetype, and fighting wine is another.

The protagonist of the demon peeling I came into contact with when I was a child, is a strong Shandong man, he was sick when he was young, refused to ask a witch, and later dreamed of a three-legged monster. He grabbed the three-legged monster, hung it on the door nose (the previous door had two tiger heads and noses), skinned the monster, and woke up to health.

The time when the demon peeling occurred was about the late stage of the Anti-Japanese War, or not long after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Wine fighting, that's what I've heard. This is basically determined to be after the founding of the country, because there are already briquette stoves and aluminum pots.

This big man is also stubborn, but he is more 'flexible'.

Dahan's sister is a witch, doing a line of love, and her sister likes to say that Daxian is good.

My brother came all the way to visit his sister, but he didn't like to listen to what her sister said.

At this time, there was a woman in the village who fell ill, and after that woman became ill, only the witch's teacher could solve it.

The witch left her brother alone (she had just finished frying the food, boiled the water and hadn't cooked the dumplings) and ran to save the woman.

The elder brother ate alone, and he didn't eat happily, so he ran to the offering table set up by his sister and teased his sister's teacher - if you can drink, I will obey you if you can.

As a result, after getting drunk, a large hedgehog fell and made him throw it into an aluminum pot where the dumplings were boiled.

Both of these stories have realistic prototypes. Not only that, but there are many techniques for dealing with witches and ghosts in this book, and they all have realistic prototypes.