Lonely nights, lonely hearts, souls with nowhere to put them! Can't sleep? Come and see the ghost madness tell you a story, the story we are going to tell today is called "This colleague is so annoying"!

Xiao Zhang is a child with a rough fate, when he was a child, his academic performance was very good, and he got a very good result in the high school entrance examination, but at that time, there was a sudden big change in the family, which made Xiao Zhang have to give up his studies, and only at the age of sixteen, he carried his bags and began a difficult and long road to work.

However, it can be regarded as a hard work, after more than ten years of hard work, now Xiao Zhang is no longer the hardest job all day long, but with the least salary, he has also become a mental worker sitting in the office, although it is still just a very ordinary small staff, but both the salary and the working environment have been improved several grades.

The work is easy and the income is high, Xiao Zhang's mood is getting better day by day, and he is happy to go to work every day, but who would have thought that within a few days of good days, a new colleague came to the unit, Xiao Zhang's leisurely and happy days were completely disrupted by this guy!

The new colleague's name is Wang Xiaojian, and he should be a pure man, and when he takes a bath, he goes to the men's toilet and the men's bathhouse.

But the character looks too feminine, it is said that the living environment from a young age will determine a person's character, everyone has their own way of behaving in the world, we have no right to interfere with others, but Comrade Wang Xiaojian's character is like his name, it is too cheap!

I heard that the living conditions in his house are actually quite good, but I am a little skeptical about this, because this kid is so thin that some of the physical work in the unit would rather find a stronger female colleague to go, and I would not think of letting him do it.

I can't count on physical work, this is not to blame him, it's not that the capable work hard, who let us grow such a "stupid big man" and deserve to be tired of hard work, the most hateful thing is that this kid has a lot of nonsense on weekdays, and always likes which pot is not opened and mentioned, and he exposes people at every turn to add fuel to the fire.

For example, my colleague Sister Wang and her husband have been married for five years, and they still have no children, and the specific reasons don't need to be asked, and they can guess eight or nine without leaving ten, which is all tacit, but this kid may be too boring one day, so I asked Sister Wang why she doesn't want a child, they are all people who are about to be forty years old, and it will be too late if you don't want it, the angry Sister Wang glared at him and ignored him, this kid was ready to continue to ask, but he was reprimanded by the master before he shut up.

For example, he often asks me why I am not married when I am about to run for thirty, is it because I don't like women, and I really want to slap him to death when I am angry! But the harmonious society saved him, and I can only tell him very annoyed: "That's right, I don't like women, I like you!"

It is estimated that even a fool can hear that this is angry talk, but the next day the whole unit knows that I like it specially, and even the old man who is guarding the door does not dare to pay attention to me when he greets him, and timidly tells me that his wife is quite tough, and tells me not to worry about him!

At that time, I really wanted to strangle the culprit Wang Xiaojian to death! But the boss seemed to be very serious about him, and said that his business ability was relatively strong, let me learn from him well, I was called a grievance in my heart!

Because this kid has been assigned to the same department with me since he came to work, every time he has something to say, he is a newcomer, and he is not proficient in business, let me help him, out of the friendship of colleagues, plus he is too procrastinating, in order not to affect the overall performance of the department, every time I help him do things, and finally let him do something, and they are all big and small mistakes, and I want to finish for him, just such a person is also called strong business ability, what an international joke! And let me learn from him, what can I learn from him!

Working during the day was very tiring, and he had to face such a wonderful colleague, Xiao Zhang was really haggard at the end of this day, and replied that he didn't want to do anything at home, so he wanted to take a good rest and relax.

After work, Xiao Zhang is more "homely", unwilling to go out to socialize, just like to stay at home on the Internet to play games, find someone to chat, recently he became obsessed with a horror story forum, and also met a lot of friends in it, and wrote a few stories himself, but also got the approval of some people, and a buddy called "one, two, three" became a confidant who talked about everything.

Every day after getting off work, Xiao Zhang began to vent his bitterness to this netizen "one, two, three", and after finishing speaking, he felt that his mood was instantly much better.

On this day, Xiao Zhang just came to the unit and heard the news that his annoying colleague Wang Xiaojian had a car accident, which was said to have been hit very badly and is still lying unconscious in the hospital!

Without this annoying and annoying colleague to disturb himself, it should be a fortunate thing, but after this day's work, Xiao Zhang always felt that there was something missing around him, although he felt very annoying when Wang Xiaojian was there, but fighting with him, chatting and chatting felt that time passed quickly, and the work did not seem so boring, but now it is also eight hours, but it seems so long!

When he returned home, Xiao Zhang couldn't wait to turn on the computer and told his thoughts to the netizen called "One, Two, Three", who was silent for a long time before sending out a message and asking: "I've been chatting with you for so long, every time you keep complaining about your colleague, it's not good, but everyone can't have all the shortcomings, there is no advantage, can you name his three advantages?".

"It's hard to find an advantage for a slut like him, don't say three, if you have to say the advantage, it's that he will be a sycophant, otherwise the leader won't like him so much, he is very eloquent, he says so much nonsense every day, and he doesn't know how to be tired, and every sentence is just a brain! And his biggest advantage is that he is...... He's more optimistic, knowing that everyone hates him, and being able to live so happily is really admirable!".

"I didn't expect him to have merits, thank you!" One, Two, Three went offline after replying to this message.

The next day Xiao Zhang came to the unit, and his colleagues were talking about Wang Xiaojian again, saying that he suddenly woke up miraculously last night and asked everyone if they wanted to go to see him together after work, although he hated it, but all his colleagues still went to the hospital to visit him after work.

Wang Xiaojian also secretly told everyone one thing, he said that when he was in a coma, he was taken to the palace of Hades, Wang Xiaojian saw Hades and said that he was wronged, because although he was a little cheap, but he did not do any big bad things, he should not have died at such a young age.

Hades said that it was because of his shortcomings that he died early, so as not to make more people hate him! Wang Xiaojian still shouted that he was wronged, and Hades had no choice but to tell him that he could ask all the people he knew, and as long as anyone could name his three advantages, he would immediately let him go back to Yang!

After listening to this story, all the colleagues present changed their faces, and later it was said that they were all asked the same question in different ways, but they were all about Wang Xiaojian's shortcomings, and only Xiao Zhang said his three special advantages......!