After the dance, Chang'e began to sing again, her voice as hollow as a deep valley. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

There are bold Ge Yi disciples who shout 'I don't understand'!

The one-foot white-eyed Taoist was not annoyed, clapped his hands and said, "Chang'e, just sing a slang song of sycophancy." ”

Chang'e frowned, glanced at her white eyebrows with resentment, and sang with a buckle: "Immortals, come back, why are you so ruthless and leave the slave family alone in the Guanghan Palace." The Moon Palace is wide and cold, and the slave family is so lonely. ”

Chang'e is light ~ light, and can dance on the corner of the table. After a few jumps, it swished and disappeared, and another chopstick appeared on the table.

The one-foot white-eyed Taoist looked at the sky and said to Wang Wenqing: "It's almost time, can Daoist friends practice for us in the Moon Palace?"

Wang Wenqing said: "Yes, you carry the table, and I will hold the chair for you." ”

The three of them walked into the moon.

The moon was empty, the three of them were drinking, and the one-foot white-eyed Taoist arched his hand, and said to Wang Wenqing: "Congratulations to Daoyou, pick up a junior brother for nothing, and cultivate a junior brother." ”

"Hahaha, it's those two girls who take care of me, otherwise where would I be the turn. Wang Wenqing was not modest, smiled and responded, and toasted Liu Mi: "If there is trouble in the future, I will ask my junior brother to help me with one or two." ”

Liu Mi didn't know how to speak, so he was polite and didn't mention it.

The one-foot white-eyed Taoist was very envious, shaking his head and smacking his lips. also raised his glass and toasted Liu Mi, asking for a 'foil'.

After drinking, a foot of white eyebrows became happy and said again. "In the sects of the world, only Daoyou and Shushan have 'junior disciples in the door'. ”

"Oh, Shushan, those sword-wielding Qiu Ba can also have an epiphany?" Wang Wenqing was surprised.

Liu Mi also listened attentively.

"Of course not! It's a pair of fools, in order to compete to be a big sword slave, they even thought their son was naughty and threw it away, and only took their well-behaved daughter into the sect.

This abandoned son suffered a lot of calamities, but he was favored by the Heavenly Dao, and he realized that his parents were not good, so he entered the Dao.

Jingxu old scumbag was greedy, and after hearing about this, he sent that pair of fools to kidnap this kid into the sect, and he was barely considered a 'junior disciple in the sect'. ”

Wang Wenqing shook his head, "Jing Xu, this person, the Dao heart is not enough, and the merit will be made up." In order to ascend, unscrupulous means, the blood-stained merits dare to be used. The dignified Shushan only knows how to kill and kill now...... If it weren't for the fact that his qi had not changed, I would have suspected that he had fallen into the path of demons. ”

Liu Mi interjected and asked, "What is the name of the son of the Great Sword Slave of Shushan?"

The one-foot white-eyed Taoist arched his hand at Liu Mi and said, "Now it's called Qi Jin Cicada." ”

Liu Mi smiled self-deprecatingly, how could there be golden cicadas everywhere.

The one-foot white-eyed Taoist thought that Liu Mi despised Qi Jincicada, and explained: "This Qi Jincicada is steady and not greedy for merit. I think that the old scumbag of Jingxu should know that after his death, Shushan will definitely become a demon cave. That's why he pitted Qi Jinchan, and wanted Qi Jincian to take the tank for him and suppress those sword cultivators who only know how to cut people!"

Liu Mi said: "This Qi Jin Cicada is also quite unlucky, I'm afraid I won't have a good time in the future." ”

Wang Wenqing shook his head and said, "Senior disciples don't know, those Shushan 'disciples' are really miserable. This Jingxu made a deal with many people, joining forces to arrange and collect merits.

They all hid, but they hid the murderous weapon in a conspicuous place, which was called 'treasure cultivation'.

The monster passed by and slapped to death to earn merit.

When the genius boy passed by, the treasure jumped out to recognize the owner......

'Treasure recognizes the Lord, the destiny of heaven is mine', coupled with the flattery of the old scum, how can those naïve teenagers not rise up and kill people?

Kill, kill, if you kill the wrong person, the sin will be borne by the young man himself. If you kill the Great Devil, the main credit goes to the sword!"

Liu Mi's heart chilled when he heard this: I will take the benefits and send you to death - I want you to be grateful to Dade - at least I will take you into the 'Immortal Gate'!

Speaking of this, the three of them felt disappointed, so they stopped talking.

"It is said that in order to make merits, the old scumbag of Jingxu has frequently fallen and is ready to launch a catastrophe on Wutai Mountain. The one-foot white-eyed Taoist drank a glass of wine and said, "When the time comes, I'll go to see the excitement, this Taoist friend...... Be sure to go along. ”

Wang Wenqing said: "My junior brother has only married two wives, and he has no skills. Fortunately, the wives are understanding, and they have never seen each other when they live together, so they didn't fight. ”

"Haha, that's me abrupt, this is not in a hurry, Daoist friends slowly accumulate merit and forge magic weapons, I will go and add some mushrooms to the Jingxu old scum, and it can be dragged on for three or five years!"

Liu Mi hurriedly picked up his glass, "Then thank you Daoyou, it would be a pity to miss the event." ”

After three rounds of drinking, Wang Wenqing said: "It's almost time today, and if you drink it again, you will be noticed by the gods and Buddhas." Fellow Daoist, you can send your junior brother back, he now lives in Fuling Mountain. ”

"Okay, fellow Daoist come with me. The one-foot white-eyed Taoist grabbed Liu Mi's wrist and stepped forward.

In a flash, he was already standing on the top of the mountain, and Liu Mi looked carefully, it was Fuling Mountain!

The one-foot white-eyed Taoist arched his hand, turned around and stepped into the void, and disappeared.

If it weren't for the sword intent in his heart, the sword duel in his brain, the light ~ light body, and the dust of the heavenly realm, the spirit rhino beads, and the booklet hidden in his sleeve, Liu Mizhen would have thought that this was all an illusion.

"Two thousand days have passed, bitter, and suddenly become immortal, sweet. Liu Mi felt something and said softly.

After Liu Mi left, Wang Wenqing returned to Laoshan and sat in front of the hall.

The moon hanging on the wall has turned back into a sheet of tin foil.

Wang Wenqing looked at the 'disciples' under his door and asked, "Have you drunk enough?"

The inner disciples opened their eyes, had hope, and suddenly refreshed their spirits, and said, "I've drunk enough." ”

Wang Wenqing asked them to go back and rest early, and not to delay tomorrow's work.

"Only when you suffer hardship can you become a superior person. Only at the pinnacle of the world can you be qualified to ascend. Wang Wenqing preached another sermon before letting them disperse.

Wang Bi's admired five-body body threw himself to the ground, and the other two disciples who were earlier than Wang Bi, one regained his spirits.

The other was fed up and came out and said, "Master, the disciple came here to get the spell of immortality, as long as you teach me a little bit, I can also comfort my heart." But now, months later, every day I either go up to the mountain to cut firewood or go down to work in the mountains. Disciple, I am at home, and I have never suffered this hardship. ”

Wang Wenqing shook his head with a smile, glanced at Wang Bi, and said to this disciple: "I said that people from noble backgrounds can't cultivate the Great Dao. That's it, I'll arrange for someone to take you down tomorrow morning. ”

This aristocratic kid has a natural attack, and he has to collect profits on the sale without paying the capital, not to mention that it has taken several months in the world.

He said to Wang Wenqing: "Disciple, I have no credit and hard work, master, you passed on some small skills to me, and it is not in vain that I will serve you." ”

"Oh, before you sow the seeds, you have to reap," Wang Wenqing mocked him, but still asked, "What technology do you want to learn?"

After several months of hard work, it can be converted into a dozen taels of silver at most.

If it was a teenager from an ordinary family, he would definitely not dare to use a dozen taels of silver to buy spells.

However, the nobility is different, months of hard work, respect, and a change of spell is a matter of course.

The nobleman said, "Every time I see your master walking, the walls can't stop you, so I'll learn this spell." ”

Wang Wenqing agreed with a smile and asked him to come forward to learn the trick.

"I'll allow you to go through the walls of the temple, and you can try to see if the spell works. ”

The nobleman's son was suspicious, and after reciting the incantation, he shouted, "I want to go over!"

But standing at the base of the wall, he did not dare to go in.

"You give it a try, if I don't teach, I won't teach, since I teach you, will I still pit you?" Wang Wenqing urged him to try it quickly.

The nobleman slowly moved over, with doubts and denials in his heart, and when he walked to the wall, he was blocked!

"You're a man...... As long as you keep yourself clean, just move forward!"

Under the watchful eyes of the senior brother and younger brother, the noble child took a few steps back and ran towards the wall.

Got to where there should be a wall, and there was nothing!

When I looked back, I was already outside the wall!

The children of the nobles were very happy and went in to thank them.

Wang Wenqing said: "After you go back, you must be clean and self-controlled, don't play through the wall when you have nothing to do, don't go through the wall when you have malicious intentions, and don't enter the wall of other people's homes casually." ”

Then he took the man's labor, ten taels of silver, and added five taels to him as a coil, and sent him away.

When he arrived at home, it was night, and this person made a joke and entered the inner room through the wall, startling his wife.

This man boasted that he had met a god and learned to pierce walls, and no matter how hard the walls were, they could not stop him.

The wife was not convinced and suspected that he had used other means.

"There's good wine in Cai's Mansion next door, don't you want to eat it, I'll fetch it for you!"

The man's wife put on a cloak and held a lantern to see how he went through the wall to steal wine from a neighbor's house.

After reciting the incantation, the man imitated what he had done in Laoshan, took a few steps back, and slammed into the wall, hitting his head against the hard wall, and falling on all fours.

His wife couldn't stand up with a smile until she came over to help him up.

If you look closely, your forehead is already swollen, as if there is a big egg under your scalp.

This person was embarrassed, but he didn't feel that he was wrong, he just scolded Wang Wenqing for having no conscience.

Pu Songling notes: "When I heard this, there was no one who couldn't laugh, but I didn't know that there were many people like Wang Bi.

There was a rough idiot who liked to eat spicy food and had hemorrhoids, but he was afraid to take medicine and apply it externally. So there are people who lick hemorrhoids.

The same is true (in life), people who lick hemorrhoids do what they like, and recommend visually flashy, explosive spells to cater to the demands of fools.

The man who licks hemorrhoids deceives the fool and says, 'With this spell, you can go anywhere.' ’

When the fool started trying, it didn't work, so he thought that the world was so big that he could do it.

After a long time, it is inevitable that you will hit an iron wall and break the blood flow of your head.

How could there be a spell in this world made for fools!

But the fool doesn't stop, and he has to look for more powerful spells. ”