Chapter 469: Huge body, like a door panel

Tang Linkun has talked with the magistrate of Rongcheng County several times in the past few months, and he has a good impression of this poor county magistrate of Diaoyu Island, who is not only knowledgeable, but also has a "can't ask" about the customs of Huanghualei. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info is even more rare that he has a thorough understanding of the pros and cons of the current politics of the heavenly court, and he has the lofty ambition of worrying about the country and the people. In his first conversation with Tang Linkun, he said that he had faced Chen Zhengshu to Yu Lei, and advised him to focus on the well-being of the free guest, rather than pursuing the way to become an immortal.

Tang Linkun came to the opposite side of Rong Cheng, "Lord Rong, it just so happens that I also want to move my muscles and bones." ”

The two of them shook the oars between pushing and sending. From time to time, fresh petals fell in the air and landed at Tang Linkun's feet.

"Such a juggler actually prides himself on being a flower fairy, phew!" Lord Rong snorted fiercely, "It's rude, Lord Tang, as soon as I see these fake immortals, I get angry." ”

Tang Linkun looked up and saw the slender figure in the air on the left, on the top of the flagpole with a thick bowl mouth, a woman squatting on one foot, the other foot firmly pinned to her knees, holding a small flower basket with one hand, and grabbing a handful of petals from the basket with the other hand from time to time. This girl's balance is good, and she can stand still on such a high flagpole on a moving boat, and she seems to be a martial arts practitioner.

"No matter how high you stand, you're just a juggler......" Rong Cheng saw Tang Linkun look up for a long time, and complained again.

"Lord Rong, you are wrong, the beauty of the Scattered Flower Fairy is not in her standing tall, but in her flower basket. I saw with my own eyes, the fairy can sprinkle a day's petals and the flower basket is not empty, last year the flower fairy with this hand, rushed into the top ten of the fairy conference, this year she participated again, many people are optimistic about her, the gambling village has now opened a one-to-five odds, betting that she can enter the top three this year. The boatman held a box of peach blossom crisps, and said while eating, and the peach crisp crumbs sprayed all over the place.

"Eat you! How many people have gone bankrupt and sold their sons and daughters for a gambling word, I advise you, the boatman, to set up your black shed boat well, and to stick to these crooked ways less......" did not wait for Rong Cheng's kind admonition to finish.

"Bang, bang, bang!" After three sounds, the crackling sound of firecrackers quickly covered up the second half of Rong Cheng's sentence.

"Ouch! Isn't that the painting boat of the Feipeng Sanren in Gwangpyeong-gun? This is the top three ...... last year," the boatman wanted to introduce with great interest.

"Wu Datou, you shut up for me, delay our trip, and see if I don't deduct your salary. Rong Cheng pulled Tang Linkun's hand into the cabin.

Seeing that the official master was angry, the boat family hurriedly put down the peach cake and shook the oar vigorously, "Lord Rong, don't worry, I, Wu Datou, have never delayed the guests' trips." ”

Wu Datou really didn't boast, and in the middle of the day, he docked the Wupeng boat in advance at the salt port head of Huanghualei. Huang Hualei's size can be seen from this salt port, hundreds of salt ships are moored, not half crowded, all the ships and goods on the wharf are all in order.

Without waiting for Tang Linkun and them to get off the boat, more than a dozen people gathered around the Wupeng boat.

"Guest, do you want to stay at the guest house? ”

"Guest, stay in my house! My inn is clean, not only the beds are clean, but the girls are also clean. ”

"Guest officer, in three days it will be the Immortal Conference, and it will be difficult for you to find a place to stay in Huanghualei at that time, my inn is on the edge of the venue, how about I pay the usual price for these three days?"

"We have a place to live, don't bother everyone, let's disperse!" Rong Cheng was the first to go ashore, Kaka and Liang Liang had been confined in the small black shed boat for so many days, and when they saw that they were about to go ashore, Kakara took his brother's hand and cautiously walked onto the gangplank.

"Hey, let's take a look, what are these two black things?"

"Don't be too rude. Rong Cheng stretched out his hand and pulled Kaka and Liangliang to the dock.

"What do you think, I thought it was a chimpanzee?" an uncle with scorched front teeth twisted his bright face. Seeing this, Kaka kicked the man in the foot.

"Yo he! The little hillbilly is quite protective of the calves. The man held out his hand to Kaka's face.

"Kaka, don't be rude! I'm sorry, brother!" Rong Cheng pulled the two brothers behind him. Rong Cheng has seen this kind of ruffian, and the most effective way to deal with this kind of person is to stay away.

"Eh, these two little things are a rarity, and the color on their faces is smeared, right?" a guy with chest hair growing all the way to the bottom of his neck pulled Kaka over him, and spat on Kaka's arm, stretching out his index finger to rub it on Kaka's arm.

"What are you doing?" Ji Xiaoyun slammed the guy into four corners.

"Boy, you dare to come to our Huanghualei to spread wild, it seems that you are impatient, brothers! Don't let the hillbillies look down on our Huanghualei people......"

The chest-haired man shouted very loudly, but after standing up, he took two steps back, as soon as Ji Xiaoyun made a move just now, the chest-haired man already knew that he was not the opponent of this young man, he "swished" and pulled out a boning knife and slashed at Xiaoyun......

This group of people was not originally soliciting customers for the inn, they took advantage of the fact that more and more people went to Huanghualei to participate in the immortal conference, and they mixed in the dock station, in the name of soliciting customers, waiting for the guests to hand over their luggage, and if they were not careful, this group of people ran away with their luggage.

"Brothers, chop this kid. ”

More than a dozen people drew slender sticks and spread out into a fan shape to surround the small clouds.

Ji Xiaoyun looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, these guys are too self-conscious, even if they tie my feet and yawn and stretch their waists, they can let them all commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river. Xiaoyun was about to kill the killer when an incredible scene appeared, and more than a dozen pustules actually ran away.

"Good nephew, do you want Uncle Zhao to help you do this?"

Ji Xiaoyun turned his head in disappointment, "Uncle Zhao, don't always show off your (eight) height?"

Wu Datou, the owner of the Wupeng boat, made an extra few tens of Shenzhou coins because he was not responsible for the food, and he grinned so much that his mouth reached his ears, and when he saw that the giants did not move the leftover fruits and other food off the boat, he felt a little embarrassed for his behavior on the road.

"Lord Rong, if you can't find a place to stay in Huanghualei, go back to Yanbutou to find me, it's better to spend a few nights on my black boat than sleeping on the streets. I'm going to wait until I've watched the Immortal Conference to come back. Don't worry, Lord Rong, this time I won't charge you half a Shenzhou coin for accommodation. ”

Wu Datou hoisted a bucket of water from the canal and prepared to scrub the deck.

"Thank you, we are public servants, and the State Guesthouse will receive us. ”

Rong Cheng is no stranger to Huang Hualei and leads everyone through the streets. Huanghualei is worthy of being a big base, and the residents are well-informed, and they did not stop to watch this group of hillbillies who stepped on "stilts" and wore "masks" to dress up as giants. In addition to the stuffy tank carriage that pulled dung, it wasted a short time, and the group soon came to the state guesthouse.

"General Tang, how do I feel so familiar with this yellow flower base?" asked Mo Li.

"If I guess correctly, this state guesthouse should be modeled after the Tianjing Hotel in Kunlun Mountain. Tang Linkun pointed to the door of the State Guesthouse.

The three brothers of the Mo family suddenly realized, and Mo Bao said, "I thought I had been here in a dream?"

The three doors of the state guesthouse were closed, Rong Cheng knocked on the door for a long time, opened the door slightly, and a small servant came out of the crack in the door, holding a refined copper basin in his hand.

"Knock on the door?

"I'm bothering my brother, please arrange accommodation. Rong Cheng made a gesture.

The little guy slowly sprinkled the water from the basin on the ground, without even looking at Rong Cheng.

"There's no room, you guys go to the inn to stay!" The little guy entered the door sideways, and wanted to close the door, but Rong Cheng held the door against it.

"We are civil servants, how can you push the VIPs out?

"Don't you have long ears? There is no room in the state guesthouse. The little guy still wanted to close the door, Rong Cheng desperately resisted, and just between the two of them, the hot-tempered Mo badger stepped forward and clasped the little guy's head with a big slap, and before he could use much force, the little guy was pushed two feet away and fell to the ground.

Mo Badger bent down and entered the door and opened the middle gate neatly, "General Tang, please come in! Everyone come in and sit down and rest!"

"On the contrary, a person with the smell of salted fish and a group of stilts dares to go to the State Guesthouse to spread wild, you wait...... You wait......" The little guy crawled and disappeared behind the wall.

"Who? Such rudeness, aren't you afraid of Wang Fa?"

As soon as the head of the State Guesthouse, the Bapin curator, Ram, and a dozen or so people turned around the wall, they were all stunned by the scene in the gatehouse.

Mo Bao and they were hot because they had walked a lot, twisted the long shirt into a roll and stuffed it around their waists, their trousers were rolled high, and they sat on the Taishi chair at about the same height as the bench, the small chair creaked and sounded like it was about to fall apart, Zhao Bangou and Mo Li sat on the high threshold of the state guesthouse, their heads were almost on the door frame above, and the huge bodies of the two were like two door panels blocking the sun.

"I'm the head of the State Guesthouse, the Ram, are you participating in the Immortal Conference, I'm really sorry, the State Guesthouse does not accept contestants from all over the world, please move the immortals to other places. ”

Rong Cheng finally saw a person in charge, and quickly took out the official seal in his arms and handed it to the ram curator, and when he verified that he was behind him, he mysteriously pulled the ram curator behind the wall and muttered.

After a while, Rong Cheng happily walked back to the gatehouse: "The Ram Curator has arranged for you to live in Building Geng, everyone take your luggage and follow me!"

Building Geng is in the westernmost part of the State Guesthouse, and after everyone stayed with Rong Chengdu, Ji Xiaoyun asked puzzledly: "Lord Rong, what did you say to that ram, and gave us a whole floor of room at once." ”

"What can I say? I said that the pot-bellied man sitting on the threshold and picking his nose is a sloppy pot-bellied fairy. This time I came to the Huang Hualei Immortal Conference to prepare for people to become immortals. Alas, it's too rude, and I have wronged Brother Zhao Bangou. ”

"Lord Rong, can that Ram Curator believe what you say?" asked Ji Xiaoyun.

"I told him to try the mana of the scruffy pot-bellied fairy, and he said no. I don't care what he thinks, if only everyone could stay. ”

Rong Cheng looked at Tang Linkun deeply and said, "Lord Tang, I'll report to Chief Yu Lei, you have a good rest in the State Guesthouse." ”

waited until the lantern was on, and Rong Cheng, who brought Tang Linkun and them to the state guesthouse, never showed up again, Mo Li said: "Eighty percent of this Rong County has become an immortal, and we mortal friends have forgotten." ”

"It must be that Lord Rong has encountered something difficult and delayed. I'm going to take a look......" Ji Xiaoyun said.

Ji Xiaoyun went to inquire a few times near the official office, but no one knew a small county magistrate named Rongcheng. The sky was dark, and Ji Xiaoyun, who went to the official office again to inquire about the news, had not yet returned, and everyone was sitting in Tang Linkun's room, anxiously waiting for him to bring back the news.

"Now we have a tricky problem, everyone is thinking about how to raise a Shenzhou currency as soon as possible, otherwise we won't have Shenzhou coins for dinner. Mo Bao said.

There was only the sound of heavy breathing in the room, and Zhao Bangou cleared his throat and said, "I'll say a way, if General Tang thinks it's inappropriate, I'll let out a stinky fart." ”

"Don't say it, relying on the trick of pretending to be a sloppy big-bellied fairy, it's too rude to say it's good, and it's a lie to say it's ugly. Tang Linkun didn't wait for Zhao Bangou to say a way, so he categorically refused.

"It's not...... General Tang, didn't you listen to Ji Xiaoyun, as long as you can get the first place in the Immortal Conference...... Become a superior immortal...... You can get 100,000 taels of gold. Zhao Bangou said everything he wanted to say.

"Zhao Bangou, I think you are addicted to being a big-bellied fairy, what do you compare yourself to others? If there is an item in the immortal conference that eats more than anyone else, you can give it a try. Mo Badger said.

"Second Brother Mo, I didn't say that I would compare, a few of you will fly around, go and try your luck, why not?" Zhao Bangou didn't care about Mo Badger's sarcasm.

"I think it's okay, Zhao Bangou's method is worth trying. Mo Li slapped Zhao Bangou on the shoulder.

Everyone's eyes fell on Tang Linkun, "Let's wait for me to hand over to Chief Yu Lei tomorrow morning! I will advance a month's worth of silver first, so that I won't starve everyone." ”

"Brother Mo, help me!" suddenly came from Ji Xiaoyun's shout downstairs.

Mo Bao quickly jumped from the second floor to the garden downstairs, only to see Ji Xiaoyun holding the bloody Rong Cheng back out of breath.