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The first two-meter hanging man was like an iron tower, and he was the first to walk in.

Behind him, there are five more such big men.

These six people look like they are all wearing thick eyebrows, big faces and small eyes, they are all wearing kudzu shirts and straw sandals, their hair is as black as a steel needle, their beards are erect like iron brushes, the black hair on their arms is half an inch, and the black hair on their chests is more than an inch long.

The six brothers of the Hou family were originally from Yishui County, and these six people have ancient Shandong blood and are descendants of the Dongyi people.

Yishui County has many mountains and few fields, and dozens of acres of dry land have paid rent, so it is difficult to feed six teenagers.

What's more, the six brothers have awakened the ancestral bloodline in their mother's womb, and they can eat and grow when they are born.

The six Dongyi Han were voluntary slaves...... When the proprietor found out that they could not eat enough, he went berserk, and even gnawed on leather to steal offerings, and scolded and whipped them for no effect...... And he drove them out.

When their father was still alive, the six brothers went to build walls and cut stones for people, and they toiled so hard that they could only be fed.

Later, when their parents died, the six brothers guarded dozens of acres of thin dry land, often without clothes and shoes.

If you have a great appetite and have no way to make a living in the poor countryside, how can you not be poor.

If you are poor, don't think about marrying a daughter-in-law.

Even the old and decrepit kiln sister came to the countryside to marry Han and support the elderly, and refused to live with them. I'm afraid that they will dismantle it alive, and I'm even more afraid that they will eat the coffin.

The six brothers had no choice but to learn to weave straw shoes and weave clothes with straw rope.

In order to be satisfied, the six brothers went down to the deep pool, climbed the dangerous peak, killed wolves and snakes and ate meat, survived several near-deaths, and also practiced a good kung fu.

With the ability, slowly someone paid them to do things, and the six brothers were able to eat every day.

One year, the six brothers took a big dart, and on the way they fought with the enemy, and the six brothers won a big victory to protect the safety of the East family's property.

The proprietor was righteous, invited a good meal, rewarded an additional six taels of silver, and bought cloth shoes.

The six brothers put on cloth shoes, each holding a tael of silver, and there was a smile on their faces.

It happened that at this time, a cousin who had a good relationship got married, and after the six brothers heard about it, they all wanted to cheer for their cousin.

Counting on their fingers for a long time, if the six of them occupy a table, even if they have a large pot of fatty meat slices, and after a table of dishes, without drinking, it will cost six dollars to one or two silver.

If you only serve steamed buns and tofu and cabbage, it will cost you two or three dollars of silver, and you can eat enough.

"We're a couple of big-bellied men, and people look down on us. Even the fat is disgusted and eats too much. Aunts and aunts don't want to see each other, but my cousin is a good person, and when we don't have anything to eat, my cousin often steals bran from home for us to eat.

My cousin is getting married, and it's God's will that we can earn money in this space! We have to go and add a box to press the sedan chair for her, don't let the man's sedan chair man kick her halfway. Boss Hou said to his younger brothers.

The fourth, fifth and sixth brothers were taken care of by their elder brothers, and they starved less since they were young, and they all listened to the first, second, and third brothers.

Second Brother Hou nodded and acquiesced to the matter.

Third Brother Hou shook the silver in his hand and said, "We have a lot of stomachs, and my uncle doesn't like it." This time I pressed the sedan chair for my cousin, let's see what the man said. If the man doesn't give him money, we will add two taels of silver to my uncle. If the man dislikes us and wants to accept a share, he will give one or two to my uncle and one or two to the man. ”

The matter was settled, and the six brothers went to the river to fish and catch turtles, and washed their clothes by the way.

On the day of my cousin's wedding, the six brothers took off their sandals, changed into clothes and shoes, borrowed a kitchen knife and shaved their beards, and happily went to marry their cousin with money.

Hou Lao Er said: "It's not appropriate to bury the remaining four taels of silver at home, so it's better to carry them all." ”

So the six brothers went to their cousin's house with the money.

Unexpectedly, when the man saw the six Hou brothers, he suddenly became yin and yang, and ridiculed his daughter-in-law's mother-in-law, who didn't see the big-bellied man who didn't see him around on weekdays, heard that there was rice to eat, and suddenly they all popped up.

My cousin is a bride and has been covered and cannot come out of the house.

The uncle was so excited that he couldn't fight with the man. In order to step down, he could only jump to his feet and scold, let the Hou brothers go back and forth from there, and don't add disaster to his cousin.

The Hou brothers were honest, and they were scolded by their one-meter-six-six uncle pointing their noses at the turtle grandson, their faces flushed, their fists clenched but they couldn't speak.

At this time, Hou Lao Er took out six taels of silver from his arms and said, "My cousin is getting married, and we are brothers, so I have to add a box to her." Fortunately, my cousin is blessed, God is beautiful, and the owner is also beautiful, so we came to the door to support my cousin's face. ”

To the farmer in the backwoods, silver was a valuable commodity.

The uncle's family bought a dowry for his cousin, and took out a total of 3,000 copper coins to press the bottom of the box, but there was no silver.

Seeing the six taels of silver, the uncle was suddenly dumbfounded, slowly held up his momentum again, turned his head and said to the man: "My six nephews don't want to see me, they think I'm slamming the door, and I can't wait to go out and die." I also hope that they will die cleanly, so that they will not suffer themselves, and they will cause trouble and drag others down.

I have few sons, and my family is not as good as yours, so I can't support my daughter. But they and my daughter are like brothers and sisters, and they have come to support my daughter. My daughter marries into your family, and you have to weigh it in the future. ”

The six Hou brothers were silent and escorted their cousin to get married.

After marrying into the in-laws' family, they often quarrel with the same fierce mother-in-law, making the husband and father-in-law dumbfounded.

So there is a custom in Yishui County, the man pays for a sedan chair, and after receiving the bride, there are people to blow and blow lively, and where there is no one, they have to turn the sedan chair upside down, give the bride a dismount, and let her be honest after marrying.

How much money can the sedan chair driver get, in addition to looking at the grade of the sedan chair and the distance, the other is to look at the level of blowing and upsizing the sedan chair.

Generally speaking, if you can turn the bride upside down to beg for mercy, you can turn the bride upside down even if you can spit out the brand-name sedan chair, if you can make the bride spit out all the bile, it is a gold medal sedan chair man.

Sending the bride is the first muscle contest between the man and the woman, and it is also the first battle for the bride to compete for the right to speak.

The man spends money to hire a palanquin man to show off his financial resources.

The woman sends the bride's brother cousin cousin to press the sedan chair and show off her muscles.

The sedan chair went out of her mother's house and went to the field, without the man's instructions, at least once the sedan chair was reversed.

If the man adds enough money, he wants to turn it up a few times.

Before the sedan chair is overturned, the sedan chair man should shout 'come' to remind the bride's family to prepare for the competition.

If the bride's family does not give in, the bride will either give in and beg for mercy, or fight hard to the end.

If the bride's brothers are strong enough, they will step forward and hold the sedan bar, hold the sedan body, and prevent the sedan chair from shaking.

You can't move your fists and feet when pressing the sedan car, you can fight brute force, and you can also collide with your shoulders.

This kind of contest is all about tacit understanding, and it doesn't have to be you to live or die. Sometimes the man makes the sedan chair man mean it.

Sometimes the man spends enough money to hire a bunch of palanquin drivers to take turns all the way, and makes up his mind to set rules for the bride, and the woman is anxious to punch the groom and groomsman, which is not uncommon - if you don't fight, you don't know each other.

But no matter what, one thing remains the same: if the bride begs for mercy, she will have no status in the future, and if the bride survives, the in-laws will have to weigh it.

This send-off is no exception, my cousin's sedan chair walked into the field, and the man waved his hand: "Sanqingban's (sedan chair man), upside down! ”

"Come on!" the sedan chair man greeted, cleared his throat, and wanted to sing a "sedan sedan song" to bury the bride, and start the sedan chair.

The six Hou brothers stepped forward, four people pressed the bar, two people supported the sedan chair, and the sedan chair was stable when it was landed.

The man was not convinced, and shouted: "Flowers on the bar!" As long as the sedan chair is upside down and flowers bloom on the bar, the reward will be at least doubled, or even quadrupled.

But it didn't work...... The sedan chair is still stable.

Not only that, the six Hou brothers pressed the bar hard, and they wanted to press the sedan chair to the ground and rub it!

The sedan chair man blushed and tried his best to eat, but he was still forced to lift the sedan chair!

Just forced the sedan chair man to shout, 'Master, raise your noble hand, take a breath, take a breath and fight again', and Boss Hou signaled his brothers to raise his hand and let the sedan chair man take a breath.

The sedan chair man pays for his own endurance for a long time, and after resting, he says hello to his mother's family and continues to fight!

After several breaks on the road, the sedan chair man of the six Hou brothers couldn't stand steadily, and the sedan chair man was all stubborn, taking two steps and taking a step back, and shouting, 'The backbone keeps not smashing the signboard, the old guys of the Sanqing class, come again'.

In the end, the man was anxious, so he could only come over and call his brother: "Brothers, and all the masters who carry the sedan chair, please stop fighting, don't miss the auspicious time!"

"Cousin, what do you think?" asked Hou Laosan in the sedan chair.

There was no sound in the sedan chair, and when the man's forehead was sweaty, the bride whimpered and asked, "Brother, did Qiu Dacheng make a mistake for you?"

The groom's name is Qiu Dacheng, he lost the field on the way to welcome the family, and was beaten by the bride's name, the young groom's face was pale, and he didn't know what to do.

was pushed by the butler who welcomed the family, and the groom came back to his senses, hurriedly came over, and called his brother with a crying voice: "Big brother, second brother...... Sixth brother, the one who is perfected. ”

The best man also hurriedly took twelve small red envelopes over, said good words and took the hands of the six Hou brothers, and stuffed a red envelope in each hand, "Brothers, the red envelope is given (face is enough), quickly get up the sedan chair, go slowly, (get home) and it's over!"

earned enough face for his cousin, and forced the sedan chair man to make up a "Good Bride, Enter the Wang's Family, Attract Wealth and Treasure", and the six Hou brothers took the handle, and the sedan chair was carried home.

The sedan chair fell to the ground, and the sedan chair driver was paralyzed on the spot.

I heard that the bride has wealth and brothers, and in order to save face, the in-laws hurriedly stuffed the red envelopes again, and temporarily added firecrackers to show their attention to the bride.

When the banquet began, the six Hou brothers sat alone at a table, and in addition to vegetable steamed buns, each person also had a small pot of stewed meat.

After eating and drinking, the six Hou brothers returned home and squatted in the yard, silent.

After a long time, Hou Lao Er said:

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"Song of the Sedan Car" (Northern Shaanxi...... Yellow River Basin Folk Songs)

The guests did not leave, the banquet did not disperse, and they couldn't find the Lang around.

Anxious monkeys, grooms, put into the cave and lift the cover.

My little bastard!

Look at it intently, with a marijuana face, a flat nose and a mouth rolling his eyes.

Chicken neck, five-flower face, and half a pea on the head!

My little bastard!

Ugly bride, my God, bared her teeth into my arms.

Turn around and run, don't dare to look, I'll sleep in the pigsty tonight!

My little bastard!