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However, on Ryukyu Island in Nansong Kingdom, Sun Xiaohua, a modern young man in the 21st century who does not belong to Dongsheng Shenzhou, has arrived.

In this year of immortal fortune, on the ninth day of the third month, it descended on the Dongsheng Shenzhou, which had just experienced a catastrophe, and on the Ryukyu Island, which did not even have a city.

It is the season of early spring in March, and the grass is silky and the green branches are hanging low.

The warm sunshine carries the vigorous spring breeze across the sea, adding some salty smell, and whirling into the Ryukyu Island, occupying the highest geographical location, and it is also the most luxuriously repaired, temple-like Shangxian Hall.

"Yawn!"

Sun Xiaohua opened her sleepy eyes in a daze, woke up on the golden dragon golden throne cast by gold carvings and jade, greatly stretched her figure like a rib essence, and stretched her waist comfortably.

Let's go!

This one stretched out his waist, and his bones rattled between movements.

Sun Xiaohua felt inexplicably refreshed, and there seemed to be an extremely warm breath flowing between his chest and abdomen in his body, and he couldn't help it, he smacked his mouth, wiped the saliva traces that had dried up at the corners of his mouth, and then farted very naturally!

Burst!

When this fart was hit, Sun Xiaohua's fat robe seemed to tremble, and then a bad smell came out in time, and even Sun Xiaohua herself smelled a little unbearable.

"A fart in the morning, the whole body has strength!"

Sun Xiaohua muttered a crooked poem, his eyes were completely open, and he was stunned by the scene in front of him without rubbing and deducting a few grains of eye feces.

"I ......" Sun Xiaohua's mouth opened wide, and after a second or two, another word popped out of her mouth, "Go to ......"

What catches your eye is the main hall of the incomparably spacious and bright hall.

Twelve gold-lacquered pillars carved with dragons and phoenixes support the beams of the entire hall, which are arranged in a position that alludes to the stars of Zhou Tian.

The floor is paved with warm and white smoke like ice-like floor tiles, white and flawless, eye-catching.

In addition, there are two rows of seats in the hall, but there is no one in the hall, but just looking at the wood and workmanship, Sun Xiaohua, who is not illiterate, can see at a glance that it is an extraordinary product!

"This ...... This, this, this, what's going on?"

Sun Xiaohua was stunned, straight, straight, straight, straight and stood up from the golden seat of Wanlong.

At this time, he realized that the clothes on his body had been changed into this fat brocade robe.

On the robe, although there are a few holes, it is almost woven with gold wire, and there are many precious things such as gemstones, agate, jade, etc., which looks quite luxurious and has a bit of the momentum of the nouveau riche.

"Shangxian!"

Sun Xiaohua's head was blank, and when she was a little confused, from outside the hall, there were two beautiful and graceful calls from women.

This voice woke him up, and Sun Xiaohua raised her head and looked at the gate of the temple more than thirty zhang away.

Outside the door of the hall, tiptoeing in, walked into two beautiful women wearing goose-yellow loose robes, their hair tied together and falling naturally, their heads lowered and their chins pointed and rounded.

The two women walked into the temple gate, but did not approach directly, but knelt down very obediently, and simply prostrated on the ground in the way of throwing five bodies to the ground, and said in unison: "Slave Red Lotus, Green Fu, see Shangxian, Shangxian Wanfu Jin'an, eternal life!"

"Ugh!"

Sun Xiaohua had two eyes, one big and one small, stunned.

then reacted, but scolded loudly, "What the hell am I, are you still playing?"

What kind of place is this grandfather, invited Lao Tzu to act and gave him a salary?

And the dead monkey, he thought he was the Monkey King with hair on his face?

You guys...... You ......"

Sun Xiaohua couldn't say the next words, because he had already sensed the strangeness of the atmosphere from the panic of the second daughter at the gate of the palace.

I even think of the dream I had last night, or rather, it wasn't a dream at all.

At this moment, the two bright girls who were prostrate on the ground had been frightened by Sun Xiaohua's sudden angry action, and both of them made the same move, kowtowing vigorously like a chicken pecking rice.

The smooth forehead, slamming on the ground of the white jade floor tiles, made a clear and dull sound, just listening to it, it would be terrifying, let alone to see.

Sun Xiaohua felt that something was wrong, but it took a while to react, and hurriedly walked over in three steps and two steps, and said busily: "Alas, alas, don't knock, don't knock, why are you working so hard? ”

The two women turned a deaf ear, and still kowtowed like pounding garlic, and their foreheads, which were originally white and smooth, were already red, swollen and desilted at this time.

"His grandfather's!"

Sun Xiaohua shook her head, looking helpless, and then took a sharp breath, her eyes glared, and her tongue bloomed with spring thunder, "I asked you not to knock!"

This roar, the echo rumbled, and even Sun Xiaohua herself was startled by her voice.

He clearly felt that just as he was roaring, there seemed to be an extremely hot force rushing out in his chest.

That power, he felt it when he farted before, but he only thought it was a fart!

On the contrary, this time, the fart was released from the mouth, wrapped in the hot power in the chest, and suddenly exploded, and the momentum and power seemed to form a substantial sound wave.

The entire Upper Immortal Hall seemed to shake under this roar, and a little dust sprinkled from the high dome of the palace.

The two girls in goose yellow loose robes trembled suddenly, and they both stopped kowtowing.

It's just that at this moment, although the second daughter's gaze that looked up at Sun Xiaohua had a strong respect, more of it had turned into fear.

At this time, Sun Xiaohua only felt a roar, as if he had drained the strength of his whole body, and his pores were wide open, and sweat seeped out of his pores like a waterfall.

In an instant, his forehead was covered with large beads of sweat.

These beads of sweat are slightly gray in color, as if mixed with some impurities in the body.

"Ahh

Sun Xiaohua felt that her throat was astringent, and she coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm, and spit it out directly.

With a snap, the thick phlegm hit the white jade ground, and it was a dark red color, like a thick blood clot.

The white and flawless white jade ground, but Sun Xiaohua spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm without paying attention to quality, which is like a beautiful face, and someone has cut a wound, which is a big scene.

The two beautiful women were even more frightened by Sun Xiaohua's rude behavior, and they shrank back.

However, at this moment, although Sun Xiaohua felt that her whole body was soaked in sweat and she felt a kind of weakness that she was out of strength, she was indescribably comfortable all over her body, she was simply refreshed, deaf and clear.

"Huh...... This mouth fart, and this kind of pleasure?"

Sun Xiaohua was secretly surprised and muttered to herself.