Chapter 1: The Tiger Is Proven Guilty in a Dream
Hu Mi became the most important disciple in the Nine Yan Sect. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
All the exercises and techniques of the sect are unconditionally open to him.
All the elders did not hold back and passed on their experience to Hu Mi.
It only took one night for Hu Mi to build the foundation and knot the pill, and after the knot, he began to refine his own exercise system.
It only took a month for him to save up his own behavior template and give birth to Yuan Ying.
After becoming Yuanying, Hu Mi opened the door to accept disciples and quickly cultivated a group of die-hard disciples.
These disciples obeyed Hu Miyan, were loyal, and worked hard.
Hu Mi quickly accumulated the Yuan Infant equipment and subdued the armored bear and the Xuanniao as his protector beasts.
Hu Mi ran to the Dragon Palace and borrowed some treasures from the Dragon King of the Four Seas.
Then Hu Mi ran to settle accounts with the human race and exterminated all the human cultivation sects.
The fox clan turned over and became the master, turned around to enslave humans, and drove them to the barren mountains and mountains.
Heavenly Court began to see Hu Mi unhappy, and sent the ghost guards of the criminal investigation department to arrest Hu Mi.
Hu Mi made a big fuss about the criminal investigation and violent organs established underground, turning the underworld upside down.
Heavenly Court was forced to have no choice but to pinch his nose and invite Hu Mi to become an immortal.
Hu Mi thought about it, it must be good to be an immortal, so he followed the heavens.
After going to heaven, the immortals all crowded out Hu Mi, and only the little immortals were willing to play with Hu Mi.
Seeing that Hu Mi knew more and more little immortals, which was enough to affect the power structure of the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor Donghuang Taiyi decided to find something for him to do.
Hu Mi was canonized as Bi Ma Wen and was in charge of all means of transportation.
Oops, that's a good job!
Hu Mi didn't think much about it, worked hard, and managed the traffic very well.
But...... At the end of the year, the welfare will be divided into pork, not to mention Hu Mi's share, and some people will openly tell Hu Mi: You are just an upstart and a hillbilly.
Hu Mi was furious, resigned and ran home.
The nobles in the heavenly court had already looked at Hu Mi unpleasantly, but now they got the handle of Hu Mi's dereliction of duty, and immediately sent a large army to encircle and suppress Hu Mi.
Although Hu Mi is a hillbilly, he runs his hometown very well, and the people of Heavenly Court have been making trouble for a long time, and they have not made any money.
"If I have a point of strength, I need a point of respect! If I make a contribution, I want a reward! I demand equal status and equal pay for equal work! I want to be a Monkey King!"
Why are you nobles one level higher than my fox clan!
What if you can't beat it, anyway, the nobles don't have a face, so continue the peace talks.
Hu Mi went to heaven again, this time as the Monkey King. But he loves to make friends and everyone is equal, and he has committed it again!
"If everyone is equal among the nobles, then is there also equality between the nobles and the commoners?" the Jade Emperor Taiyi asked the nobles of all parties.
This is absolutely not good, it is better to arrange a job in the middle of nowhere, and let him be in charge of agriculture!
Hu Mi went to Pan Taoyuan and was in charge of agriculture.
But at the end of the year, the gods and Buddhas of Mantian shared the fruits of agriculture, but Hu Mi, a farmer, was not qualified!
Hu Mi was furious, stole all the agricultural technology and agricultural products, and ran home to develop his hometown.
This time, Hu Mi didn't have much luck, and he was directly bombarded into slag.
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I don't know how long later, in the territory of the monkey clan, a small monkey jumped out of the crack in the stone.
This little monkey's name is Hou Mi, and he was born with a complete IQ.
It only took a few years for Hou Mi to become the king of the monkey clan.
But the monkey clan wants to look at the face of the underworld, and an old monkey said: "If you become stronger, you don't need to look at the face of the underworld." ”
Hou Mi traveled across the ocean to learn the secret of becoming stronger, and this time he studied "Proving the Tao with Strength".
After completing his studies, he beat the hell and the heavenly court, and he was still an official in heaven, despised, counterattacked, and broke out.
However, Hou Mi has an immortal body, and he can only be suppressed, not exterminated.
Later, the aristocracy also found that blind squeezing was not enough, so they decided to clean up a group of village officials and hooligans who were too garbage, and engage in people's livelihood projects and people's entertainment projects.
Hou Mi found that this was a good method, so he joined the multi-functional patrol group of economic development, spiritual civilization construction, and inspection and governance.
Hou Mi worked very diligently, and finally he was canonized as an elder of Buddhism.
But soon, serious problems arose.
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In the grasslands of the north, in the territory of the wolf clan, a wolf cub ran out of the grass.
This little wolf's name is Wolf Secret, and his life is very simple - fighting.
There is a serious shortage of food on the grassland, and the wolf secret has to fight with the rest of the wolf clan from the moment of birth.
In the autumn, in order to get wolf skins, the Terrans came to hunt and even poison them.
The wolf secret survived these two levels before he took a breath, and ushered in various sects to capture the mountain guarding beasts and royal beasts.
Surviving the attack of the sect, the wolf secret can already soar through the clouds, and the strong can threaten the heavenly court.
Heavenly Court invented the 'Grass Valley', and sent heavenly soldiers to drive the thunder chariot and kill all wolf demons that could soar through the clouds.
However, the wolf secret survived tenaciously, and the heavenly court was shocked, while issuing an edict to determine the wolf secret as the big devil, while supporting other wolf demons and fighting against the wolf secret.
The wolf secret has no fear, he gathers all the wolf clan and becomes the wolf khan.
"Heaven and earth have no way, we should replace it!"
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Bird secret, insect secret, sheep secret, Liu Mi, Wang Mi...... Dragon secret, immortal secret, ghost secret, Buddha secret, Taoist secret......
Secretarial, ink, legal, medical, magical, mad, war, scientific, mysterious......
Each secret appearance occupies a place, and when enough secret appears, it is already equivalent to a world!
When the [secrets] could represent the whole world, these secrets were shocked, and silk threads flew out of their bodies and fell downward.
Qingqiu Mountain, also known as Tu Mountain, under the osmanthus tree on the top of the mountain, Mrs. Tiansheng sat barefoot, and below her, were the two daughters of Meixi and Daji, who were tied up and thrown on the ground.
The two daughters, Meixi and Daji, were gagged, and they glared at Mrs. Tiansheng angrily, and suddenly their eyes widened, and they were terrified.
Mrs. Tiansheng turned around and saw that Liu Mi was sleeping soundly.
Every time he exhaled, a wisp of white smoke came out of Humi's mouth and nose.
The white smoke condensed in the air, and turned into a fox.
Once exhaled, a monkey appeared......
Slowly, more and more images appeared in the sky above Liu Mi.
Each of these images has its own complete experience.
Ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand...... Make up a world!
With every image added, the world is real!
When the image is sufficient, it is already equivalent to a projection of the real world.
"So soon I was in a dream. The Heavenly Saint Lady muttered to herself.
Liu Mi once said that he is a Buddha.
Many people thought he was arrogant, rejected him, and hit him.
However, it turned out that Liu Mi did not brag.
That's all Shakyamuni could do - thousands of images attacked each other, and they couldn't live in peace, and then all the images began to restrain themselves, and finally all the images were at peace with themselves - they became like stones, and they had already perished.
In the next second, Liu Mi surpassed Sakyamuni and pierced Shakyamuni's true face.
These images are silent, but the emaciated ones starve to death first, and those who do not starve to death...... Showing fangs!
The Buddha who died first is the Buddha,
The rest of the Buddha is an evil tiger!
Shakyamuni was a nobleman, he sacrificed himself to fulfill all the nobles.
"The Hinayana Buddha exhorts people to put down the butcher's knife, and the Mahayana Buddha makes people a part of themselves. "Actually, tigers eat people.
However, the Heavenly Sage Lady smiled and said, "People have already made a good excuse - tigers also have the right to live, how do you deal with it?"
If you can't tell, it's discrimination, no human rights, and a violation of natural selection.
Moreover, the tiger is responsible for eliminating the old, weak, sick and disabled, which is actually a kindness to the rabbit.
As if hearing the 'question' of the Heavenly Sage Lady, there was an immediate change in the clouds.
Lady Heavenly Saint's eyes widened in surprise.