Hello everyone, I'm the carrot, the protagonist of this volume!

Haha, author, I finally became the protagonist!

But let me say it first, don't think about what I look like with a turnip, even if I want to describe me, what I appear in the inner monologue now is just one, a turnip......

This volume, in fact, is a joke, it's all a joke, laughing until you collapse, and the character quoted in it is the white fox!

Every time the book gets a good grade, or when it's too late to update, I will send this volume to make up for it!

Don't feel at a loss, it's funny! Laugh until you break down and don't explain!

Yesterday, the book went from 545 collections to 699 collections, which stunned the radish and my friends!

So, of course, I will give you some reward!

It's funny, it's just that the white fox here is not much the same as you think, that is, for the sake of being funny, but it's also very in line with the fox's funny setting. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info It's just that here, there will also be other characters, and Tang Chen will not appear for the time being, after all, this is a matter of the past. It wasn't after Tang Chen appeared.

And, let me say, don't think about the image of the white fox because of this, the specific image of the white fox is the kind of peerless master in the main article but very cute, not the kind of ** trick here.

Well, let's take a look!

White Fox get out of here!

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1. Teacher: How long does it take to steam one steamed bun for one minute, nine steamed buns?

White Fox: Nine minutes?

Teacher: You're stupid! Your steamed buns are steamed one by one?!

The white fox expressed dissatisfaction: Then let me ask you, what about eating one steamed bun for one minute and eating ten steamed buns?

Teacher: Ten minutes! You think I'm as stupid as I think you!

White Fox: Eat ten steamed buns in ten minutes!

Teacher:... Get out.

2. In the Chinese class, the teacher said: Zhuge Liang knows astronomy and geography, is proficient in Qimen gossip, and reads countless books.

White Fox: Teacher, there is a book he must not have read!

Teacher: Oh, what kind of book do you say?

White Fox: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!

Teacher: Get out...

3. White Fox: Teacher, I won't make you angry again.

Teacher: That's a good boy, sit down and listen to the class, let's turn the page 16, we're going to talk about alpacas in this class.

White Fox: Hey, mud horse.

Teacher: Keep getting out of here......

4. One day, the teacher asked the students: Do you want to be a teacher when you grow up?

Only the white fox in the class did not raise his hand.

The teacher called him up and asked, "White Fox, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

The white fox said weakly, "Teacher, I think... I want to be a principal!"

The teacher was stunned for a moment and said, "It's weird and beautiful, get out!"

5. Teacher: You have ten pieces of candy, I ate five, how many are left?

White Fox: Five

Teacher: Shall I eat two more?

White Fox: Try another one!

Teacher: Get out!!

6. Teacher: Please be quiet, let's start class. Who can imitate the sound of an animal?

White Fox: Please be quiet, let's start class.

Teacher: Get out!

7. Teacher: "Le Yimo, Xiao Ming, talk about your feelings about the university." ”

Le Yimo: "College life is good. ”

White Fox: "College student, good job." ”

Teacher: "...... Get out"

8. The political science teacher talked about the relationship between money and life on the podium, and finally asked: "If you have money, what do you want to change?"

White Fox: "If you have money, you will listen to your nonsense here!"

Teacher: "... Get out"

9. In Chinese class, teacher: White Fox, please do a sentence imitation exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean"!

White Fox: If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath!

Instantly the whole class was a sensation!!

Teacher: Get out, get out right away!!

10. Teacher: "White Fox, what kind of job do you want to find in the future?"

White Fox: "More money and less things close to home!"

Teacher: "What kind of job is that?"

White Fox: "Put a bowl at the door of the community, with a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan!"

Teacher: "Get out." ”

11. Teacher: In Chinese characters, there must be water in all those with three points of water, such as river, river, lake, sea......

White Fox: Desert

Teacher: Get out!

White Fox: When I rolled, I didn't see any water!

Teacher:!

12. The teacher asked the white fox to get up and answer the questions in class, wanting to exercise his courage.

The white fox said weakly: ... Teacher I... I won't...

The teacher said, "Can't you be like a man?"

The white fox was thoughtful... Finally, the white fox slapped the table angrily and roared, "Lao Tzu won't!"

Teacher: Get out of here

13. Teacher: White Fox, what good things did you eat for your birthday yesterday?

The white fox took out a toothpick and took out a piece of shredded meat from between his teeth and put it in front of the teacher and said: Yesterday's is digested, this is today's noon, it's very fresh, I don't believe you taste it...

Teacher: Get out.

14. The teacher found that the white fox was always talking in class, and said angrily: "White fox, if you are not honest, I will tell your father." ”

The white fox said very calmly: "Teacher, in fact, I am not satisfied with you, but I have never told your father. ”

Teacher: Get out!

15. Teacher: White Fox, what do you think about cheating in exams?

White Fox: It's like your wife is pregnant with someone else's child, which is technically successful, but you don't advocate this practice.

Teacher: That's pretty reasonable, but get out of here!

16. One day, the teacher held a joke contest in the class, and it was the turn of the white fox.

White Fox: "It's stupid not to laugh." ”

The class paused for a second, and all laughed.

Teacher: "Haha, get out, haha..."

17. Teacher: White Fox, why don't you go to class these days?

White Fox: I went to the hospital to see my leg.

Teacher: What's wrong with your leg?

White Fox: What's so nice about my legs, I went to see the nurse's legs.

Teacher: Roll !!

18. Teacher: White Fox, get out.

White Fox: Why, I didn't do anything.

Teacher: Because I'm going to ask a question!

19. Teacher: If you pursue a Chinese girl, what do you invite her to eat?

Wang Ze: Malatang.

Teacher: What about Korean girls?

Yugui Musashi: Korean kimchi.

Teacher: What about Japanese girls?

White Fox: Mosaic.

Teacher: Get out!

20. Teacher: Please tell us about your wishes.

White Fox: Go to Shandong Lanxiang to learn excavators.

Teacher: Give me a reason.

White Fox: Dig your ancestral grave.

Teacher: Get out............

22. Teacher: White Fox, do you have any ideals for studying?

White Fox: Yes

Teacher: What ideal?

White Fox: Drive a BMW...... Receive subsistence allowance.

Teacher:......

23. Teacher: Please use a deep sentence of affection

White Fox: Today, a network of love is open, free all day, hurry up and go!

Teacher: Get out...

24. Division: 108 heroes go to Liangshan, why do they need to be ranked second?

White Fox: If you don't rank second, can you go up together?

Teacher: Get out!!

25. English teacher: What do you think is the best English word to remember?

White Fox: WiFi.

English Teacher: Get Out!

26. Teacher: Please use a poem to express the meaning of not working hard when you are young and regretting when you are old?

White Fox: The young woman doesn't work hard, and the second child is sad.

Teacher:... Get out...

27. It was a little hot in the classroom, so the teacher took off his coat while lecturing, and when the teacher was halfway through, the white fox in the back row suddenly shouted: "Take off! Uncle has money!"

The teacher was furious and shouted: Get out.

28. In the math class, the teacher asked: There are eleven students in our class, and now the teacher has brought ten apples, how can we give the students an equal score?

Wang Ze: White Fox get out!

29. The teacher called the white fox outside the classroom.

Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse, what's going on?"

White Fox: "Teacher, wait for me to find out the reason, will you tell you in the afternoon?"

Teacher: "Okay!"

In the afternoon, the teacher called the white fox outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?"

White Fox: "I found it, my grandfather said that the homework is getting harder and harder, and he can't help it." ”

21After the exam, the teacher admonished, and the teacher: "They are all students, how can some of them do well in the test, and some of them do poorly." ”

White Fox: "It's not because the invigilator is different. ”

Teacher: "Get out!"

30. Teacher: Please use a sentence that proves that you can't find someone's anger.

White Fox: Bastard, where are you?

Teacher: Quality.

White Fox: Turtle, where are you?

Teacher: Roll ......

31. Teacher: Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors!

White Fox: Looks like your dad is a genetic factor, and looking like a neighbor is an environmental factor!

Teacher: Old rules......

The white fox stood up silently......

32. The teacher asked the three people standing outside the classroom: "What are you doing in class, give me an honest explanation." ”

White Fox: "Pointing out the country, inspiring words, dung and dung were ten thousand households." ”

Teacher: "Speak human words." ”

White Fox: "Fight the landlord." ”

Teacher: "Stand outside for a day." ”

33. Teacher: Hello students!

Students: Happy Teacher's Day, Teachers!

Teacher: Thank you, students, what about the white fox?

Ouyang Rou: The white fox said, if you celebrate the festival today, he won't be angry with you, and he will get out first.

Teacher: The white fox is a sensible child, go and call him in.

Han Shiyu: It is estimated that he has arrived home at this point.

34. In the classroom, the white fox leaned his head on the chair and did not listen to the lecture.

The teacher asked with concern, "Are you sick again?"

The white fox didn't raise his head and said, "Yes, I have a headache." ”

The teacher said, "Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest!"

The white fox said: "It's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so I have a headache." ”

Teacher: "Get out..."

37. In class, the teacher was talking about Chapter 7, and the white fox opened the book casually, so he lowered his head and played with his mobile phone, but was discovered by the teacher.

The teacher questioned him, "How can you turn the book to 8 chapters of the 7 chapters you talked about?"

The white fox replied lightly: "I'm waiting for you in front!"

The answer is quite logical.,Why did the teacher still let the white fox get out.。。。

PS: Everyone, isn't it very good-looking, in addition, did you find that a number was missing, pay attention, those who said that they missed 21 didn't look at it seriously, and read it seriously...... Trust me, you're going to lose!