Du Xiaoqi asked the tailor to make a new dress for himself. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A voluminous new dress.

Wearing this dress on his body, Du Xiaoqi felt particularly awkward.

He hadn't worn such ill-fitting clothes since he was born, but now that he wore them, he felt so good that he wanted to sing mountain songs.

He found Sima Yizhi, a famous doctor in Jiangnan.

Because Sima Yizhi is easy to find, it is as easy to find as others want to find Du Xiaoqi.

Because whether it is a killer or a man, they are all businessmen.

The difference is that Du Xiaoqi is in the business of killing people, and Sima Yizhi is in the business of saving people.

Of course, there are times when they don't take money, but favors are sometimes much more expensive than money.

Sima Yizhi was very small and thin, obviously a Langzhong, and looked more like a patient.

But Sima Yizhi's medical skills are really high, and legend has it that he only uses one finger to give people a pulse, and he can know the depth of his illness without looking, smelling, and asking. Sima Yizhi never used a scale to grasp medicine, and someone tried that if the medicine he grabbed at random was compared with the prescription, there was no difference in the slightest.

Now, Sima Yizhi was full of all kinds of Chinese medicinal herbs in front of him, and he was holding a dogtail grass in his mouth.

Du Xiaoqi looked at it for a long time and asked very strangely: "Dogtail grass can also be used as medicine?"

Sima pointed and groaned: "All the herbs in the world are medicines. ”

Du Xiaoqi said: "Then please take a look, can this grass in my hand be used as medicine?"

After speaking, Du Xiaoqi spread his hands.

Sima glanced at it, Du Xiaoqi's hands were empty, and he didn't see anything.

Sima pointed and said strangely, "You have grass on your hands?"

Du Xiaoqi said very seriously: "Yes, don't you see it? It's a void grass, you need to get closer to see it." ”

Sima immediately walked over with a finger and took a closer look.

Suddenly, his hand was grabbed by Du Xiaoqi.

He wanted to break free, but the more he broke free, the tighter Du Xiaoqi pinched. He screamed in pain, and the dogtail grass in his mouth fell and fell to the ground.

Du Xiaoqi said: "I told you that it was nothingness, and you still came to see it, curiosity will really kill people." ”

Sima pointed so painfully that Ao Ao shouted: "You let go of me, you let go of me." ”

Du Xiaoqi said lightly: "You can let go, but you have to answer my question well." ”

Sima nodded hurriedly and said, "Definitely, definitely." ”

Du Xiaoqi said: "Then I started asking?"

Sima Yizhi thought for a moment and said, "Wait a minute." ”

Du Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "Wait a minute?"

Sima Yi pointed out: "I have a rule when I see a patient, if a patient asks me a question, I must also ask the patient a question. Otherwise I wouldn't have answered. This rule cannot be broken. ”

Du Xiaoqi is funny when he thinks about it, this is really an interesting person.

It's really interesting that people are in the hands of others, but they talk about the conditions.

"Oh well. You ask first. Du Xiaoqi readily agreed.

Sima Yi pointed and said, "Who are you?"

Du Xiaoqi said: "I am a human being. Is that stool in front of you poisonous?"

Sima Yi pointed and said, "It's not poisonous." Why did you play me a trick just now?"

As soon as Du Xiaoqi heard that it was not poisonous, he sat down from the stool. Because it was too tiring to stand in that ill-fitting garment.

Du Xiaoqi said: "There are a lot of poisons around you, and I only dare to do it when you are defenseless." Who have you seen recently?"

Sima Yi pointed and said, "A lot." Can you let it go?"

Du Xiaoqi said: "Yes, but you are not allowed to play tricks." Has anyone come to you with a strange illness lately?" he let go of his grip on Sima's finger.

Sima Yi pointed and said, "Yes." May I take a sip of water?"

Du Xiaoqi said: "You can drink it." Who's that weird guy?"

Sima Yizhi really took a sip of water, and then said, "Second Lady Qian." After asking so much, do you want to take a sip of water too?"

Du Xiaoqi said: "Okay!"

He took the glass of water, drank it all without thinking about it.

Du Xiaoqi wanted to ask again, but suddenly, he held his stomach and fell to the ground weakly.

Du Xiaoqi pointed at Sima Yi with a trembling finger and said, "There is poison in the cup?"

Sima Yizhi looked at Du Xiaoqi coldly and said, "You are dead." ”

Du Xiaoqi said pitifully: "Why did you poison me?"

Sima Yi pointed and said, "Because you are Du Xiaoqi." ”

Du Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and said in pain: "You knew that I was Du Xiaoqi from the beginning?"

Sima Yizhi did not deny it: "Yes, I knew it from the beginning." ”

Du Xiaoqi said in a mournful tone: "Before I die, can you tell me if Second Lady Qian really has a strange disease." ”

Sima Yizhi actually smiled: "I told you, you will kill me now." ”

Du Xiaoqi said helplessly: "I'm dying, how can I kill you?"

Sima Yi pointed and said, "Yes." However, for the sake of fairness, you can do something for me. ”

He thought for a moment and said, "In a situation like yours now, you can't do anything." In this way, you help me pick up the dogtail grass on the ground, and I will tell you whether Second Lady Qian is sick or not. ”

Du Xiaoqi reached over and picked up the dogtail grass.

Sima Yizhi sat down at this time and sat on the stool that Du Xiaoqi had just sat on.

Du Xiaoqi said: "You can say it now." ”

Sima Yi pointed and said, "I'm not going to say it now." ”

Du Xiaoqi said: "Why?"

Sima Yi pointed and said, "I don't have poison in my cup, you can get up." ”

Du Xiaoqi really stood up, patted the ashes on his body, and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier if you didn't poison it?"

Sima Yi pointed and said, "It's the same for you whether I say it or not, because you didn't drink that glass of water at all." ”

Du Xiaoqi was curious about how he knew, and asked, "You must not have seen that I didn't drink." ”

After speaking, Du Xiaoqi put his hand into the collar of his clothes and took out a bottle as if by magic, and the bottle was filled with the glass of water.

"Yes, I really didn't see that you didn't drink it, but you said that there is a lot of poison around me, how can someone as alert as you drink the water I gave you. I saw you covered the cup with your sleeve when you drank it, so I'm sure you didn't drink that glass. But you didn't expect that the water I gave you to drink was really not poisoned. As soon as Sima pointed out these words, Du Xiaoqi felt as if he had made a big mistake, and he really shouldn't underestimate the person in front of him.

Du Xiaoqi said: "You can't bear to say it because you're afraid that I will kill you!"

Sima Yizhi actually clapped his hands: "That's right, I'm so scared!"

Du Xiaoqi said: "Then aren't you afraid now?"

"Yes, I'm not afraid now. Sima Yi pointed proudly.

"Why?" Du Xiaoqi looked at him puzzled.

"Because you helped me pick up that dogtail. Sima pointed and said slowly.

"Dogtail grass is poisonous?" Du Xiaoqi said in fear.

"It's a little late to be smart now. Sima Yi pointed and said lightly.

Du Xiaoqi suddenly became desperate and said, "Then didn't you also hold it in your mouth just now?"

Sima Yi pointed and took out something from his mouth and said, "See clearly, I have braces." ”

Du Xiaoqi was completely desperate.

Sima Yi pointed and said, "I have always been very merciful to those who are about to die. Well, let me tell you about Second Mrs. Qian's illness, if you want to die, you can also die with peace of mind. ”

Du Xiaoqi no longer spoke, his head began to droop, and the whole person became weak and weak.

Sima Yi pointed and talked eloquently: "Second Mrs. Qian is really sick, she has a very rare disease. When it's hot, it's hot, and the whole body is like a furnace burning, and when it's cold, it's cold, as if falling into an ice cellar. When the disease strikes, it is worse than death. To cure this disease, it is necessary to use Tianshan Snow Lotus as a medicine, otherwise even if Hua Tuo is reborn, it will be difficult to treat. ”

Du Xiaoqi thought to herself: Then why did Shao Feihong say that Li Menglai she saw was not sick at all?

Sima Yizhi continued: "Fortunately, Qian Caiwang has already sent three batches of masters to the Tianshan Yaochi Palace, maybe the Tianshan Snow Lotus is just around the corner." ”

Du Xiaoqi thought to himself: Didn't Qian Caiwang say that Shen Hanzhu should go to Tianshan? Why did he send someone else there? Is it not worrying about Shen Hanzhu or is it someone else's secret?

Thinking of this, Du Xiaoqi suddenly stood up and said, "Thank you, Mr. for telling this, Du said goodbye!"

Sima Yizhi looked at Du Xiaoqi in surprise and said, "You weren't poisoned, how could you not be poisoned?"

Du Xiaoqi took off the wide clothes and threw them over.

There was a lot of stuff rolling out of the clothes.

There are bottles, gloves, knee pads, iron sheets, silver needles.

Was that dress really used for tricks?

Sima was speechless.

By the time he reacted, Du Xiaoqi had already disappeared.