Chapter 245: An Ignorant and Unscrupulous Family
After sending Tian Sang and Ren Siyun away, Tian Juhua returned home and closed the back door, and then came to the hall to talk to the man Wu Yong. Her husband asked her, "Is your nephew gone?"www.biquge.info
"Let's go!" she said, laughing, "and go all the way north along the black linen street." ”
"Hey, me. Wu Yong wondered and asked, "Your nephew, he hasn't moved around at four o'clock, why did he suddenly come here tonight?
Tian Juhua sneered, "Hmph! Who knows." She said, "It's not that the family is so poor that they can't open the pot, and they expect to come to us, rub some oil and water, and pull some sponsorship!"
"Daughter-in-law, you're right," Wu Yong sneered, "However, when he meets someone as shrewd as you, his wishful thinking can only be frustrated." ”
"Hmph!" Tian Juhua sneered again, "Since I married you, I haven't had any contact with these poor mothers' families, where can I have any feelings, seeing them is even more disgusting to me than seeing Niu Er next door!"
Wu Yong stopped smoking the dry tobacco pipe, and when he heard his mother-in-law say this, he raised his head to look at her, and smiled innocently, and said to his mother-in-law with a mouth full of smoky blackened teeth: "Then you were a nephew just now, and your nephew is so kind." I thought you were going to take care of them at home, so I ate all the fish and meat on my plate so hard that I was so hungry that my stomach was still swollen!"
Tian Juhua smiled, "You are too immoral!" she said, "For so many years, you still don't know your wife's plan, that poor relative came to our house, and he got a good bargain;
Her man laughed and lowered his head to smoke again. At this time, on the dim oil lamp, there were three or five Fei'ezi, spinning back and forth, as if they were playing a game around the lamp, giggling and laughing, very lively, but the two of them didn't care about them, and let these Fei'e Zizi make the lights flicker, and the two of them still lowered their heads and sucked on the dry tobacco pipe, and the other kept holding the soles of their shoes with mille-feuille soles in their hands. Under the light, their figures are projected by the light on the opposite gable, like two big rats carrying rice in a cave, hunched over, swaying, sneaky!
Suddenly, there was another knock on the back door, and this time the whole house was shaken, as if a robber had entered the village and was about to come in and rob their property. "Needless to say, the two Yaksha ghosts are back again!" Before his mother-in-law could ask loudly, Wu Yong spoke first, "Look at this momentum today, I must have lost money, and I want to come back to grab money." In this way, quickly hide the little money left in the house to buy the coffin board, and don't be robbed by them!"
"That's what I said!" Tian Juhua jumped up, and was about to run into the side room with a smoke, when she heard the back door being beaten, and the two sons screamed and scolded like hungry ghosts who came to collect debts:
"Are you all dead, why don't you come to open the door! Are you sleepy, or are you dead, why don't you come to open the door, beware of the old man, kick it open." ”
Hearing this, Wu Yong was startled, and thought to himself that a door was broken, where could he return the original without a few dollars of silver, "It's here...... Here he ......" so he put up his pipe and ran to open the door tremblingly. During this period, Tian Juhua rushed into the room and hid a bag of silver at the head of the bed under the pedal at the foot of the bed with lightning speed.
Just as she stopped, she heard the sound of the door opening from the hall, so her two imposing sons kicked the door and yelled at their father, saying, "So you are still alive, and I am ready to ask the mage to overtake you!"
Frightened, Wu Yongli was by the door, and his trembling eyes looked at the two fierce sons, "Aren't I here?" he squeaked, "What to do is to be so fierce." ”
However, his two sons ignored his father's words, and immediately rushed to the room where the door was opened, and when they reached the door, they met their mother, who had just gone to hide the silver inside, and walked out; everyone was startled, "What are you doing, you are violent!" His mother scolded, "You two living kings, and you want to ask the old lady for money, I tell you, I have no son today, or you go to the kitchen to get a knife now, the old lady will give you her life now!"
When the two sons heard her say this, they laughed, "Old lady," they said, "If you do something, you will die or live, and who will support your son when you die!" Don't worry, we are not coming back today to ask for money!"
"And what are you doing when you come back?"
The two sons looked east and west, and when they saw this Tian Chrysanthemum, they asked again: "Do you still think that the old lady will hang the silver money on the top of the beam!"
When the other party heard this, he laughed again, "Mother, you really know how to laugh!" Wu Liang said, "I told you, I didn't come back to ask you for money." Let me ask you, our relatives are sleeping in that room, where are they, who are coming, I'll see!"
"Oh! I said. Tian Juhua finally put her mind at ease, walked out of the hall and said, "It turns out that you two living Hades heard the rumor and said that there is a girl who looks like a fairy in our family." ”
When the two brothers heard this, they laughed, "Yes," they said, "the old lady is really like a god, so quickly call the relatives out to meet and catch up with the old days!"
"Reminiscence...... Reminisce about the past, reminisce about your dead heads!" Tian Juhua glared at her two sons and said, "Don't worry about the water and tea with relatives, how can there be a vain reminiscence." ”
"So, you just sent them away!" Wu Zhi anxiously asked first.
Tian Juhua nodded, "Well, yes!" she laughed and said, "This is called careful budgeting, and you will live!"
"Be careful, beat you old dog!" Suddenly, Wu Liang's face changed greatly, and he shouted, "The God of Wealth who entered the door has taken you away, you are a disaster star reincarnation, and you can't get rich." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's good to turn the dog's face again!" Tian Juhua was startled, and then angrily pointed at them and scolded, "How can you say such a mother's reason! You are really a bunch of beasts who are not as good as you!"
"Don't make noise!" At this time, Wu Zhi snorted and said, "Old lady, I think you are really confused, not fake!" He said that the old man gave them a bag of silver money at the door of the gambling house, threw it on the table, shook his head and sighed, "It's a pity, it's a pity, this silver money was sent into the water by you like this!"
Tian Juhua and her man were surprised and delighted when they saw their son throw a bag of silver money on the table. Like a cat seeing a fish, he pounced on it, held a bag of silver money in his palm, opened his eyebrows and smiled, and said, "Oh, my ancestors, didn't you get the money from there, didn't it fall from the sky!"
Seeing their greedy faces, Wu Liang snorted coldly, "Hmph!" He said, "It's too late to say anything now, this bag of silver money has to be returned to others with both hands!"
Seeing this, Tian Juhua expected that there was something in the words, "Sons, what do you mean!" she hurriedly asked, "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"
So, Wu Zhi leaned down to her and whispered a few words, and immediately she was so excited that she couldn't help it, "Good, good, good, don't be afraid, not afraid!" she called out and said, "Son, the old lady will go and invite these two gods of wealth back now, you can lay a nest bow and catch the wolf at home!" With that, she put down the mille-feuille shoe in her hand, simply wiped her hair, and happily opened the back door and went out! )