"I thought you would say that you were doing this to make more money!Aunt Thirteen, how many girlfriends do you have?" Huang Fengyu looked incredulous. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Huang Guofan smiled and said, "I now have eleven real girlfriends, and one has a love for me, if I agree, I will have twelve girlfriends, so if I add you, you are exactly thirteen, you are my thirteenth aunt!"

Huang Fengyu raised his powder fist and beat Huang Guofan for a while: "You dream! Wait for me to be the thirteenth aunt for you, don't even think about it, this is impossible, you just do a hundred days of dreaming, don't even think about other things!"

Huang Guofan laughed and said, "Do you think I want to? My clinic business is not bad, and the income of tens of thousands of yuan a day is not enough for the family's expenses, plus you have to beg to get by? Hehe, don't stare at me like that, it's still early before dawn, you go to sleep again, otherwise you won't be able to travel at dawn." ”

"It's hard to change my habits when I get into them, and I won't be able to sleep when I go back to rest, so why don't you keep vigil and play with some mobile phones, bring me the mobile phone to play." Huang Fengyu snatched Huang Guofan's mobile phone, but instead of playing the game, he directly withdrew the game and began to look through Huang Guofan's photo album, "Don't you have eleven girlfriends! Oh my!"

Huang Guofan glanced at it and said, "This is a group photo we took when we moved to a new house, these ten around me except for the one on the edge who is not my girlfriend, the rest are, and there are two girlfriends, one in Singapore and one in Xi'an, how about not lying to you, okay, give me the phone!"

Huang Fengyu enlarged the photo of his mobile phone, pointed at the two people and said, "Are these two also your girlfriends?"

Huang Guofan snatched the phone back into his pocket and said, "Isn't it that important? Anyway, you don't believe it, they are actresses signed by Fanyin, and they were filmed when we went to drink together, don't you see that they are basically all shareholders of Fanyin?"

"Take the phone to me and see it again, I haven't seen it clearly, then Zhao Yuxinhe is my goddess, and Li Mengting's scenes are also very good, hurry up and show me again, show me again!" Huang Fengyu took Huang Guofan's arm and begged Huang Guofan to give him his mobile phone.

Huang Guofan said, "This phone is my privacy, how can I show it to you, there are photos of me on it, last time my girlfriend said that I didn't have eight-pack abs, so I took a picture of her when I took a shower, so it's better not to show you, I'm just a girlfriend, okay, what are you doing with such gossip." ”

Huang Fengyu said, "Show me again, take a look at it again, don't look at your fruit photos, besides, you're not very handsome, and it's not a little fresh meat, I'll see what's the use of you, hurry up and take out your phone and show it to me." ”

Huang Guofan smiled and said, "Don't give it, just don't give it, I like Zhao Yuxin and Li Mengting, right, I found them another day, I'll ask them to take a few photos of you and sign their names to give you gifts." Now you better go to bed, I have to go see what is going on with this veteran, why he hasn't come to the vigil now. Huang Guofan stood up and saw that the special soldier was holding firewood into the fire in front of the lama's tent, in order not to disturb Huang Guofan and Huang Fengyu chatting, he consciously did not come, because these two people are the leaders who can not be provoked, one is the deputy commander of the military region, and the other is a person from the General Office of the Central Committee.

"Oh, I want to see it now, didn't you say you want me to be your thirteenth aunt, you didn't let me know your secret, and you didn't pay attention at all. ”

Huang Guofan said with a wry smile helplessly, "I don't dare to let you be my girlfriend, I'm afraid that I will be killed by the one in our family, so you don't want this thirteen aunt, this mobile phone can never be given to you, you don't look at the news media reporters who came with us this time, how can women not gossip, I but my little secret to tell you, tomorrow morning will appear on the headlines of entertainment gossip." ”

Huang Fengyu smiled and said, "What you tell me now is that I can already make him make news and entertainment headlines, let's just say that the well-known Comrade Huang Guofan, the reason why he is now thirty-six years old and not married is because he has eleven girlfriends, and he doesn't know how to give it up, and he doesn't know which one to take. ”

Huang Guofan rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not stupid, if you say this, no one will believe it at all without evidence, but if I give you your mobile phone, if you randomly get two photos from my mobile phone, then I really can't be reasonable, so this photo can't be shown to you." ”

Huang Fengyu took out his mobile phone from his arms and said, "This is my mobile phone, how about we change it?" I give you my mobile phone, you give me your mobile phone, we exchange secrets with each other, what do you think?"

"Hehe, I'm not, at most your selfie on your phone, the rest is nothing, at most it's a photo with some national leaders, I don't exchange such a secret, even if you don't show it to those journalists, but you will use it to threaten me, this can't let yourself fall into your hands, I won't change this." Unless you trade your body for it. Huang Guofan deliberately said this to make him retreat.

"Okay! Then our agreement has been reached, bring the mobile phone!" Huang Fengyu directly agreed, and Huang Guofan was directly stunned. Huang Fengyu continued, "You just need my body, and when I die, my body will be sent to you for medical research, there is no problem at all, but you are older than me, I don't know if you will walk in front of me." ”

Huang Guofan laughed, "Then this is not easy to say, let me tell you quietly, I have taken the elixir of life, as for when I will die, I don't know at all, maybe you will walk in front of me, but I am not a Western doctor, I am not interested in the human body, your body is given to me, I still have to buy a cemetery, and I don't know if I have a brain disease if I have to waste that money!"

"Hehe, elixir! Lao Huang now finds out why you can't find a girlfriend, it turns out that you are too good at bragging, and this bragging ability is better than anyone else, and the girls who brag don't believe it, so they can't find a girlfriend, yes, it's definitely like this, other girls can't stand it, you are full of nonsense, and then leave you, even if you have more money. Huang Fengyu actually deduced from this that the reason why Huang Guofan couldn't find a girlfriend was that he was too good at bragging.