There was a "crackling" sound behind Zhao Bangou, and a large group of "giants" who were much taller than themselves strode forward and walked past Zhao Bangou and got on another boat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Boatman, where are these people? Why are they so much taller than us?"

"Guest officer, this month is our Huang Hualei's 'Immortal Day', what about these people stepping on stilts?" the boatman pointed to the feet of those people, "There are two logs tied to their feet......

"Fairy Day?"

Tang Linkun had already seen that these people were stepping on something, and he was just curious about this festival.

"Yes, everyone in Huanghualei now wants to be immortals, and these people set off to the dock to see off the immortals who participated in the competition. ”

Tang Linkun and the others were squeezed to the edge of the wooden plank road by a group of lively cloth lions, and they couldn't move, "Do all the people of Huanghualei believe that they can become immortals?"

"Believe! There have been more immortals over the years. Every year, many people become immortals. This immortal conference is a competition where the immortal cultivators from all counties gather together to see who has the highest cultivation, he has become the focus of attention of tens of millions of people, and everyone wants to follow him to ascend to heaven!"

"Lord Rong, was this game originally organized by the base leader?" asked Tang Linkun.

"Isn't it, not to mention the loss of labor and money, it also makes people panic. Rong Cheng sighed and said, "Alas, we are scholars, but we are getting worse and worse than them!"

"This year is the year of Dabi, and the grand occasion is unprecedented, and Lord Tang can just take a look. Rong Cheng made a gesture of invitation, let Tang Linkun walk in front of him, and he respectfully followed Tang Linkun half a step before getting on the boat.

The wharf was crowded with people, a carved boat docked on the wharf, Tang Linkun's hired boat and dozens of grain boats were squeezed aside, Tang Linkun and their owners were sitting on the bow of the boat with great interest to watch the excitement.

The group finally boarded the ship, and the owner had no intention of leaving.

"Let's wait a minute, after a while, the nine Tisan people will board the ship, we will see before leaving. ”

At this time, the pier was more crowded, with gongs and drums, firecrackers, and three rings of bells, the crowd made a way.

I saw a dozen or so people approaching the dock under the guidance of another group of stilt walkers. Tang Linkun and the others were close, and they saw that most of these people were wearing scarves, and only one of them, a thin middle-aged man, was wearing a Wuyue crown, which was painted yellow, and it also attracted attention in the sun. A cyan robe seems to be the first time it has been out of the water (worn), and there are multiple creases on the robe. A pair of black round-mouthed double-face cloth shoes have characteristics, there are two protruding beams in the middle of the shoe face, which divides the shoe face into two, the focus is on the cloud head pattern on the upper part, which looks detached from the vulgar, but unfortunately this person's face is sallow, and a few long beards seem to be idle and often play, and there is not much left.

"Dai Huangguan is a Jiutisan person, and the other people are his disciples. They were going to Huanghualei to participate in the Immortal Conference. I think this year's Shangshang Immortal must be these nine Tisan people, you are a pity, last summer Jiutisan people are omnipotent in the clouds and rain, I saw it with my own eyes. The owner of the ship introduced with great interest.

"Bird Nine Tisan people, I still think he is old when he lifts my shoes. Zhao Bangou saw that the itinerary was disrupted by this Jiuti, and he was already angry.

Ji Xiaoyun, a half-young man, said: "Uncle Zhao, if you say this sentence to the people on the dock to hear, I estimate that Uncle Zhao, if you are not killed by them, you will definitely be disabled for life." ”

"Who dare? I'm the size of a half-dog, and I'm also a little fairy. ”

"You, Xiaoxian, you are Xiaoxian, I am Daxian. The boatman laughed.

Zhao Bangou jumped up and was about to reason with the boatman, but was stopped by Tang Linkun.

"Do you know? As long as he obtains the title of Superior Immortal at the Immortal Conference, even the Queen Mother of the West will respect him for three points. The boatman enthusiastically told everyone what he knew.

"Uncle Zhao, don't look at this person's shabby dress, they are the richest group of people in Huanghualei, if they really become immortals, the bonus alone will be 100,000 taels of gold, Uncle Zhao, do you think our ship can carry it?"

Ji Xiaoyun told everything he heard in Phoenix Village, and his shout of "Uncle Zhao" made Zhao Bangou stunned, this yin and yang weird tone was too hateful. Zhao Bangou walked behind Ji Xiaoyun quietly and kicked him in the ass coldly.

Ji Xiaoyun didn't expect Uncle Zhao Bangou to come suddenly, and his whole body slapped to the water. Xiaoyun's flying magic skill has also been practiced, and after turning over, a move "dragonfly dotting water" swept towards the shore.

I don't know if Ji Xiaoyun is deliberately showing off or he thinks that the people on the dock are too crowded, and he originally drifted straight like a tile thrown out, but suddenly made a sharp bend of 90 degrees on the water surface and swept towards the painting boat.

The carved boat in front of it happened to stretch out a pedal at this time, ready to welcome the Jiutisan people on board.

"Xiaoyun, be careful!"

Mo Li is also a practitioner of the Flying Divine Technique, and knows that when a perfect "dragonfly point of water" is performed, each stepping point should be more than one zhang apart, instead of stepping on a splash like Ji Xiaoyun, looking at his appearance, either his body is too heavy, or his speed is too slow.

Ji Xiaoyun Dantian lifted it suddenly, his body rose sharply from the water, his feet were on the pedal a little, and after a move, he "walked smoothly" and then "Crane Dance and Flying" and gently landed on the ceiling of the painting boat.

"Okay! ”

When did the people on the shore see the flying magic skill, and saw someone treading water with their own eyes, flying like a crane, shouting with sharp eyes.

Jiutisan people at the farewell banquet at noon, ate some more roast goose, walked on the swaying board and the belly swelled uncomfortably, taking advantage of the sound of gongs and drums, the crotch of his pants "poofed", and suddenly heard the people shouting loudly, his face was a little embarrassed for a while. He turned around and was about to wave to the people who loved the fairy and the fart, but he didn't expect the pedal to be stepped on by Ji Xiaoyun and then flicked, and the Jiuti Sanren "plopped" and fell into the river, and the board lasted three times and was also slapped into the river.

After half of his body was exposed to the water, he saw the pedal at a glance, pressed his hands, rolled his body on one side, and the water fell on the deck of a dung digging boat on the side, bringing out the muddy water, sprinkling it on the crowd that could not be avoided, but this "fairy dew water" was darker than ink and smellier than the water in the tank. The people who were sprinkled with the fairy dew were in an uproar, and the young people who stepped on stilts fell even worse.

All the people were stunned by the electric lightning. The real immortal stood on the roof of the carved painting boat and gave frequent salutes, and he didn't know what to say.

"The nine Tisan people have been offended. Seeing that he was in trouble, Ji Xiaoyun hurriedly hugged his fists and confessed, and regardless of whether Jiu Ti could understand it or not, he flew over the heads of the scattered people and fled back to Zhao Bangou.

"Uncle Zhao, you're in trouble with this kick. ”

"Immortals! Immortals—!" everyone on the dock swarmed towards the pier opposite the black shed boat where the immortals had landed.

"It's not good, the immortal chasers are here. Hearing Mo Li's words, Mo Leopard and the others quickly hid in the cabin.

Zhao Bangou saw that the feet of those giants on the dock were fake, and he was happily thinking about how to let the crowd look over, and now that he saw that the crowd was all over, he didn't care what Ji Xiaoyun said, he could call himself Uncle Dog.

Zhao Bangou lifted his robe, pulled up his trousers, sat down on the spot with his shoes, and Bai Huahua's big feet stretched out into the river to wash them.

The crowd was silent again, the giant was not on stilts under his feet, the thickness of his legs and stomach was almost comparable to that of the pillars in the house, and the foot hair was thick, it seemed that the thighs were real, and the gross height was estimated to be in his early fifties. Is this still human? This must be "Hercules."

"Hercules!

Huang Hualei's mind was full of rumors in the fairy world, and when he saw Zhao Bangou revealing his huge belly, many people shouted: "Sloppy and big-bellied fairy!"

Although Zhao Bangou is rude by nature, he can be selected by Tang Linkun in the army of thousands of miles, he is by no means a stupid person, and he should still have a few traces of Huigen in his heart. He couldn't hear what the mess was shouting, but he knew that the attention of the people on the docks was already on him, and they thought of him as an immortal going to the race.

What a wise and foolish Zhao Bangou! He guessed accurately.

Half of the dog stood up slowly, pulled his shoes with his wet feet, scratched his head exaggeratedly, stretched his waist, and then touched his belly. Zhao Bangou wanted to express that he was hungry, and he didn't know if the people on the shore understood, so Bangou simply opened his long shirt, exposed his big belly, and lay down on the deck, supporting his head with one hand, caressing his big belly with the other, and glancing at whether anyone threw food on the boat from time to time with his drooping eyelids.

"Uncle Zhao, you don't want to cheat you. Ji Xiaoyun's voice came from the cabin.

"Zhao Bangou, you can eat today, I call you father. Seeing that the people on the dock were not holding anything to eat, Mo Li said angrily and funny.

Zhao Bangou grinned, he yawned, and a wisp of saliva flowed down, three feet long, shining golden in the sunlight.

After this set of actions, the people on the shore who watched Zhao Bangou intently were almost crazy, this is a sloppy and pot-bellied immortal, except for the disciples of the Immortal Wind Dao Bone on the dock. Almost everyone knelt down, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and the sound of "dong dong" was genuine.

Zhao Bangou was a little impatient to wait, kowtowing and couldn't be eaten, it seems that just by touching the belly, this stupid guy won't send food on the boat.

"Brother Rong, tell me quickly, how do you say 'eat' in the local dialect?"

Ji Xiaoyun was the first to laugh, and then the cabin burst into laughter.