Kang Datou is a well-known prostitute and lazy worm in Qujing City, and his dream is to become a local tyrant in Qujing City, raising seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards like the emperor, and allowing himself to suffer lewd pleasures; his distinctive characteristic is that his fantasies are infinitely expanding, and his practical work is shrinking day by day. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Today, he has become a street gangster with a wife and children, but the more he is down the street and the more overstretched he becomes, the clearer his fantasies become, and the stronger his desire to become rich!

This morning, however, he woke up unexpectedly early, and even his wife, who had lost her husband and passed on to him, was strange and incomprehensible, and not only that, but he volunteered to go to the street to buy groceries.

In order to motivate him to be diligent, the woman was overjoyed, went to the pocket of her clothes, took out a dozen coppers, smiled and handed them to him, and said:

"Man, go early and come back early, wait for your dishes to come back and cook them!"

When he came to the street, he didn't go there, and went straight to the "Heavenly and Earthly Tofu Workshop" opposite the east gate of the General Military Mansion; unfortunately, there were too many people who arrived earlier than him, and the crowd of people who came to buy tofu had already lined up at the gate of Tu Guitian's money village 100 meters away.

Why is there such a thriving business and popularity of a small tofu shop? It turns out that when Tang Mazi was in business, there were few customers and the situation was bleak. And now it has become the most prosperous shop in Qujing City. The main reason for this is that people with a heart have summed up ten words:

"Business is done by people, and the way is changing day by day!"

Now, Nanjian and Yang Ziyan have taken over, not only have they changed the original "Tang Mazi Tofu Workshop" to the current "Heaven and Earth Tofu Workshop", but Yang Ziyan is also personally in charge and sitting on the stage for business. Her appearance has the magic of the finishing touch and the icing on the cake, making the people who love tofu in the city and those who have never eaten tofu surging with enthusiasm.

So it's no surprise that the queue is rushing!

In order to attract fans who eat tofu in the city, Yang Ziyan also took great pains, after some careful consideration and bold innovation, she cleverly decorated the tofu workshop, so that people look like they have walked into a girl's boudoir at a glance.

And these are just one of the characteristics of his tofu shop, the most important thing is her own clothing and makeup and her genius performance in selling tofu; It seems that the three-foot counter where she is standing is not a tofu seller, but a balcony where singers and beauties dance.

Even if people buy her a piece of tofu, it feels like it is not just a business exchange, but a dance with the Yaochi fairy wearing a feather robe, sharing the process of prosperity in the world;

In this way, it is understandable that Kang Datou and the people of the whole city will be agitated and pervert the normal situation! At present, their business is not only a sensation in the whole city, but more affordable is that they are making money every day, and the wealth is rolling in!

also made Tang Mazi and his wife sigh in the middle of the night:

"People are more angry than people, angry pigs!"

However, since such a sensational thing has swept the city, it will inevitably alarm the family of General Yankui, the general military office opposite.

It is said that General Yan is a very wealthy and noble soldier, and that he is very blessed! His son Yan Qing is dignified, gentle, and elegant, and has a great style of elegance; he is a first-class romantic figure praised by the people all over the city; not only that, but his poems and paintings can be called a masterpiece in Qujing. People say:

"He is better than Pan An, bullying Li Bai, and painting Tang Yin. ”

And the daughter of General Yan has a pretty face, a wonderful figure, and a knack for poetry and songs; all the men in the city boast about it, but right now, the tofu beauty is superior!

At that time, it was only three o'clock, and the morning sun had just shown its face, shining golden light on the garden pavilion of the General Soldier's Mansion, and Yanqing, the son of the General Soldier, was enjoying the flowers and watching the scenery in the garden. Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of their old housekeeper Cao Hui walking in a hurry, and was about to rush out.

In Yanqing's impression, this old butler has always been commanding, drunk three or six, and rarely does something by himself, and so early in the morning, he is in a hurry, which can't help but make Yan Gongzi curious. Therefore, he casually asked:

"Steward Cao, you are in a hurry, what are you going to do!"

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"Oh! a small tofu shop has such a resounding name," Yanqing tapped the painting fan on his hand and said thoughtfully, "It can be seen that people nowadays are really racking their brains and scheming for three meals a day!"

"It's not!" Cao Hui echoed in surprise, "Childe, you are a showman who doesn't go out, and you don't know about tofu!"

"Oh! why do you say that?" Yanqing asked even more curiously, "Why don't you know about tofu!"

"That is to say, in this year, the eight immortals have crossed the sea to show their magical powers!" said Steward Cao, "Even a simple workshop selling tofu is elegantly decorated, like the boudoir embroidery room of Lixiangyuan, which makes people's hearts shake!"

"Oh, and such a miracle!" Yan Qing asked more and more energetically, "what are the characteristics?"

"Not only is the tofu there tender and refreshing, but the woman who sells the tofu inside is even smoother, comparable to the tribute in the tofu!

"Then who does she look like?" asked Yan Qing scramblingly.

"She looks like a fairy in the Thunder Palace, and like a Chang'e in the Toad Palace," Cao Hui became more and more energetic the more he spoke, and began to shake his head, he said, "This tofu beauty, named Zi Yan, has a skin color that is whiter and more tender than the tofu she sells! Not only that, her eyes are round and big, and she has her own charms between her expectations, which is really fascinating! Especially her body and posture, that beauty! It simply teaches people to spurt blood three more, and break the soul of the fifth watch, I can't say it...... I can't say it...... Besides, I'm going to die with my blood spurting!"

"And you're now?"

"Let's go, go buy tofu!" Cao Hui said goodbye to Yanqing, quickly turned out of the painting hall, ran down the stone steps of the General Military Mansion, and shouted towards the "Heavenly and Human Tofu Workshop":

"General Soldier's Mansion, I want ten boxes of water tofu!"

"******, I'll kill you!" someone in the team cursed in a low voice, "Buy tofu, and be greedy as much as possible!"

And at this time, Kang Datou lined up for three hours, and finally it was his turn to buy tofu! Moreover, he calculated in his heart, just waiting for the tofu beauty Ziyan girl to hand the tofu to him, he took the opportunity to pinch it, let the tender tofu splash her face, and then he took advantage of the fire to rob and take a big light from her!

However, as soon as Steward Cao of the General Military Mansion came, he was aggressive and lawless, walked up to him, bumped and pushed, and shouted;

"Get out of the way, where you can't buy tofu, and dare to go to the 'heaven and earth' to join in the fun! Open your dog's eyes and see what level of consumption these are, even a poor and dog-like person like you dare to eat tofu here!"