Chapter Ninety-Two: The Silly Big Sister Plays with Her Life
Indeed, when Bai Wenyu left the room as a woman disguised as a man, she thought about it for a while, and then decided to leave a note, quickly picked up her wrapped piano bag, quietly opened the wooden lattice window in the backyard, and then left the inn silently, so that she didn't know what was happening in the inn at all. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Otherwise, I don't know how it happened?But one thing, there is no doubt that no matter what happens, Bai Wenyu will run away, and he definitely doesn't want to provoke more love.
He quickly walked out of Luoyang City, found an abandoned old thatched hut to hide, and then used the special properties of the Heavenly Absolute Divine Skill that was unique in the world, and skillfully flowed his strength on Jun's face, and suddenly magically transformed into a disguise technique, turning himself into an ugly boy. After that, he changed into clean clothes again, felt that his appearance was okay, and walked out of the house, came to the potholed official road, and swaggered towards Xiangyang City, which has been a battleground for soldiers since ancient times, and is the first city in the Central Plains, and is called the iron fight.
Winter is gone, whistling lightly, half frustrated and half depressed with the remnants of the withered grass, stupidly from the side of the young unearthed grass, from one by one began to wake up and spit out tender green leaves above the deciduous trees, boring gone, leaving a bleak back, making people feel that the harsh winter has come ruthlessly.
Along the way, Bai Wenyu had no intention of admiring the white clouds fluttering in the blue sky above his head, although his vision passed through the gaps in the branches stretched out in the silk, and the lonely and lonely emptiness surged in his heart from time to time, and his face couldn't help but show a faint sadness, which was a little incompatible with this naturally beautiful and peaceful scenery.
He walked silently, the scenery in front of the road changed suddenly, only to see a beautiful scenery in the distance, where a Yiyichun Mountain was under the mountain, a small stream flowed, a little shepherd boy of eight or nine years old, riding a big black buffalo, with his hands on his lips, leisurely blowing the small bamboo flute, whimpering, waking up all kinds of vegetation and hidden land still hibernating.
On the steep ground, in the corner of the green hills, there is a green water pool accumulated by countless streams, which is sparkling and shining, and it is a sight to behold. At this time, on the surface of the green waves, the happy shouts of the playchildren suddenly came, and then, there was a loud splashing of water, and a series of light ripples came from under the young stretching and energetic birch trees on the other side of the water.
Bai Wenyu's heart was shocked, and he followed the prestige, but saw a few children in tattered thin cotton clothes, playing happily and happily, and the innocence of sleepless made people feel their cuteness and festivity. Suddenly, a little boy who seemed to be the leader of the group, washed his mud hands in a little panic and nervousness, jumped to the birch tree, took out a bundle of the most beautiful flowers in the mountain that had been carefully picked and folded, and surrounded by the other boys, with a little tanned face, naughtily and respectfully presented to the delicate little girl who was held hostage by the two wild Y heads.
Bai Wenyu casually hung his left hand on the baggage belt, never thinking that he would see an interesting thing in this boring hurry. I couldn't help but smile, feeling that the spring scene in front of me was beautiful little by little, and my mood gradually became cheerful and clear.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the mood was relaxed for a while, behind the bend in front of the road, there were bursts of human noise and shouting, and there were faintly familiar roars, which suddenly disturbed Bai Wenyu's peaceful train of thought.
His heart moved, and he raised his head and strode over. Turning the bend of the mountain, I saw a circle of miscellaneous people on the edge of a flat field under the slope, and in a large open space in the circle, there were two tall people with black and red bodies, fighting desperately to each other. This red, glittering long iron rod is actually a fat big sister who looks a little anxious, and another reckless man in black clothes who is too small is amazingly dancing a big iron rod more than two meters long. Looking at the situation, the two have been fighting back and forth for some hours, they are both eyes breathing fire, like two enemies of life and death, eager to swallow each other alive, but it is half a catty and eight taels, and no one can help anyone.
Bai Wenyu's eyes swept away, and he knew who these two people were, aha, it turned out to be the two people I met on the Chunsong Restaurant in Luoyang. It's funny in my heart, I guessed that it must be the mother worm Peng Juhua, angry that the dark-skinned big man was fighting in the restaurant for no reason, so he let go of the little husband who was captured, bad people and good things, where will the initiator have a good life. No, Peng Juhua followed Han Da all the way, and she has fought many games, and she is always indistinguishable, until she is too tired to fight again. met today, and finally agreed: the two sides will not die today.
"Bell!" the metal sticks collided with each other heavily, and the metallic resonance made a sound that pierced the eardrums of the onlookers, and they couldn't help but retreat to the slope one after another, leaving a large area of the arena empty.
Bai Wenyu was amused when he saw the two of them struggling with their lives, but from the bottom of his heart, he still liked their honest and kind virtues, and he couldn't bear their cannibalistic energy, so he hurriedly moved into the crowd of onlookers.
Niu Manfu, the owner of the four villages of Taibai Cottage, "King of the Black Land", never dreamed that he finally went to the world of flowers to play, and he was inexplicably caught, and he was still a surprisingly fat female insect. Besides, good men don't fight with women, they have to endure everywhere, and they inevitably suffer a few dark losses, and the depression in their hearts really can't be said in words.
At this time, because of another soft hand, he was swept off his shoulder with an iron rod by the unappreciative Peng Juhua, and suddenly a rare new dress broke a hole, and the injury was also hot, making him grin with tears in his eyes. This really angered him, he was in a hurry, he roared, and his hands were eager to wave the iron long stick in the air, and his whole body was full of strength.
The fat eldest sister Peng Juhua couldn't fight for a long time, and she was a little anxious in her heart, she happened to hurt the stupid big man, and she just took advantage of the victory to chase and defeat him, and asked him to beg his father and mother for mercy. The two of them had a coincidental mind, which also made Peng Juhua smack wildly, attacking with all her might, and the iron rods in her hands were phantom, approaching the past, and seeing that life and death were decided.
"Wenwu Zhuge " Wu Shihu and the heroes of Taibai Cottage were suddenly frightened stupid by the two of them's fatal moves, and they were powerless to intervene to help, so they could only watch the final result of their life and death.
But when he heard two roars on the ground, a scorching thunder sounded in the air, two menacing figures, one black and one red, the sticks in their hands were in the air, and the moment they collided with each other viciously, the accident happened, only to see a white shadow as fast as a meteor, straight into the middle of the two, and then, there was a dragon roar that shook the sky, "Boom-" With the sound of huge thunder, followed by two muffled snorts. In the blink of an eye, the two Hun people, who could almost be said to have died together, actually flew upside down in the air. What's even more terrifying is that the cyclone stirred up by the loud explosion unexpectedly threw a few weak spectators from the onlookers into the nearby spring paddy fields, and came to a Daigo empowerment to make you sober up.
"Black Land King" Niu Manfu and "Mother Big Worm" Peng Juhua are people with thick skin and thick flesh in the end, plus Bai Wenyu has no intention of harming them, the two just suffered a little and fell dizzy. In the blink of an eye, he came back to his senses, both of them got up, empty-handed, and like everyone present, he looked at the stinky boy who stood proudly in the center of the clearing, smiling, and the weapons of the two people were inexplicably separated from the muddy ground in front of him.
The two of them are born with divine power, and in this vast river and lake, there are a few people who can withstand the blow they desperately work together, and if they escape to death, I am afraid that they will also shed their skin. But the ugly boy in front of him was unscathed, making people's eyes fall to the ground.
In fact, with Bai Wenyu's current strength, it was still a little difficult to easily solve the offensive of the two innate divine powers. Fortunately, with the magical characteristics of the Heavenly Absolute Divine Skill, he skillfully borrowed the unreserved divine power of the two of them to spin up a huge strong wind and throw them out of the battlefield with force majeure. If he wants to take it hard, I am afraid that he will be seriously injured, and the two people will definitely die.
Peng Juhua came to her senses, and shouted angrily a little unconvinced: "That little thief, who let you take care of your aunt's affairs? You are looking for death, quickly return my Tianwei stick!" After speaking, as soon as the fat waist twisted, he was about to pounce on Mount Tai as if he was on top of Mount Tai.
"Slow, slow! Big Woman, wait, I have something to say. Bai Wenyu was so aggressive that he deliberately pretended to be shocked and took a big step back, stretched out his right hand, and waved it again and again.
"If there is a fart, let it go, this girl has no leisure to listen to your kid's nonsense!" Peng Juhua was very useful by Bai Wenyu's title of "heroine girl", so naturally she cast her peach and plum, and the "little thief" became a "kid", although she was a little unconvinced in her heart, and her brain was not a tendon, she still knew that this kid was not amazing, but she was very human, so she thought she was playing a scheming, took advantage of the situation to gain a firm foothold, and shouted with her eyes open.
"Okay, big woman, what this kid is talking about now is not nonsense! Big black man, come here!" Bai Wenyu didn't know if he was in a good mood today, or if the previous few playboys had induced a long-lost childlike innocence, he actually changed his cold face in the past, smiled and waved to Niu Manfu who was standing far away, and when he hesitated to move over, he said: "Big man, don't be like a little lady slowly, I ask you, did you marry a daughter-in-law?"
The "King of the Black Land" Niu Manfu was stunned when asked, and he didn't know how to agree, so he just stared at the strange boy with high martial arts in front of him.
It was still the "civil and military Zhuge " Wu Shiyu who had a bright head, guessed that there was some fame, hurriedly took a few steps forward, stood on Niu Manfu's side, and said loudly: "Shaoxia, we are not blessed with the four masters, and we are not engaged yet! Besides, who wants to marry him, a silly boy?"
"Hey, what kind of kid is that, what are you talking about? You want to tell this nobody's wife to Ma Daha, who no one wants, go home! Aunt Ben is still waiting to learn your mastery!" Peng Juhua and the others shouted impatiently on the side, as she spoke, her fat hands crossed the python's waist, her eyebrows were raised, and she looked at Bai Wenyu fiercely and majestically.
"You, you can't marry an old girl, it's what no one wants to ......" The dignified Taibai cottage is the fourth master, Niu Manfu wants to fight back, so angry that Peng Juhua is like a beast hunched over, her hands are five fingers into claws, and she turns around and is about to pounce on the mouthy Han Da.
"Wait, Miss Peng, you are a beautiful lady, how can you meet him like an ordinary man? Uh, Woman, don't you want to understand the martial arts that you are teaching? Draw a line, make a bet, how about it?" Bai Wenyu was a little annoyed, the boy crossed up, he knew that these two muddy people were muddy, and sometimes he would be reasonable, and there was also a saying that one was the same, and one word was true, so he used a bet to provoke Peng Juhua, and was sure that she would accept it.
Sure enough, Peng Juhua was very flattered by Bai Wenyu, but she was a little puzzled in her heart, how did he know his surname. However, in broad daylight, in front of so many people, being challenged by others, naturally she will not weaken her reputation, knowing that she can't beat others, she has to bite the bullet, she immediately turned around, crossed her waist and said to Bai Wenyu without showing weakness: "What do you want?
Bai Wenyu was secretly happy in her heart, knowing that she was gradually entering her hub, and said quietly on her face: "I have lost, and I am willing to lose the bet, so I will cut off this master's head and throw it into this paddy field to soak for a few days!
Wu Shiyu, the "civil and military Zhuge on the side", was happy: This head was cut off and thrown into the paddy field, and he had to soak it for a few days, isn't this disgusting?
Niu Manfu was suspicious at first glance, so that the stupid Peng Juhua felt funny, knowing that he was joking, the two of them have no grievances and no enemies, how can it be so serious? However, she was happy in her heart, and casually proposed: "Forget it, boy, the matter of cutting off your head is avoided, you lose, beat your ass a few times, and then take you to the paddy field, take a bath." ”
Bai Wenyu was amused when he heard it, and said with a grin: "Okay, you and that muddy boy join forces! Duh, black boy, the eldest lady of this good-looking big family, you have to protect a little bit, and come together with all your might!"
"Phew, ugly boy, dare to underestimate your aunt and grandmother, my mother will kill you alone!" Before the words were finished, Peng Juhua took the lead, rushed forward, and slapped her chest with a "whew". "Snap" hit Bai Wenyu on the chest who didn't dodge or dodge, like defeating Ge, his palms were sore, but he was shocked back by his own strength, and shouted in surprise: "Evil Gate, Evil Gate!" Boy, what kind of kung fu are you practicing?"
Bai Wenyu didn't expect the stupid eldest sister to say that she would do it, and she almost caught the way, but fortunately, the reaction was superb, and the real power of the whole body gathered in front of her chest, and she struck the power of breaking the stone stele, and suddenly, he felt that the force of the attack was wrong, and the degree of its tricky and sharp, although he could barely bear it, and his heart would also be hurt to a certain extent. At the critical moment, as soon as the inspiration moved, half of the power of the strong counterattack went back, which allowed Peng Juhua to retreat by her own strength, and the other half of the strength, with the heavenly true force as the carrier, with the mysterious and mysterious method of luck, followed the road of internal power in the body, forced out of the body through the feet, and penetrated deeply into the ground, and the body was also a few inches shorter.
"Wow, this young man is practicing 'matchmaker kung fu', aunt and grandmother, you actually came to the real thing! Okay, I will take you three palms first, if your body moves, even if you lose! This is the first palm, come again!" Bai Wenyu jumped up and shouted indiscriminately, taking advantage of the situation to hide the embarrassment of his feet sinking to the ground, so no one on the lookers saw the slightest clue. His sudden comical image immediately caused a burst of laughter, which attracted a group of people gathered around two magnificent carriages, and also curiously stopped on the side of the official road to watch the excitement. (To be continued.) )