Chapter VIII Health Commissioner
There is a reason why you can't laugh when you look at the cleanliness addict who loves cleanliness and rubs the blackboard, this is a bloody lesson for the whole class, you must know that watching tiger jokes, especially those of hygienic tigers, has a price. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The classmates in the class now generally call him a cleaner in private, and basically don't call him by his first name.
Because his name is also very funny, the big name Yu Ziyu, each word looks good, it is good to read alone, and even the meaning is good, but I don't know why every time everyone says this name, the three words caviar appear in their minds.
If it weren't for the fact that the name Long Aotian was too weird, then the name Yu Ziyu would definitely detonate laughter on the first day, and then it would be difficult to guess what happened, after all, it didn't happen.
Due to Long Aotian's strange performance, the whole class was attracted by that strange performance for a while, and the name Yu Ziyu was still relatively plain when it appeared, and it could be regarded as an escape.
But I don't know why the name Yu Ziyu still noticed it, and it was quickly associated with caviar, and then it quickly spread, and the whole class also knew this association.
Of course, the person involved in this matter must have known about it, so after going to the army for military training, he returned to school and signed up for the health commissioner by himself.
After I went to high school, people who wanted to be officials basically wanted class presidents, study committee members or something, and if they were taller, they would enter the student union. And this health commissioner is generally not rushed to be the director, and the head teacher is still a little surprised by this. In general, the health commissioners are tired and dirty, and they are not yet officials.
Although this candidate was too unexpected, even if the head teacher had the intention not to let him do it, he couldn't do it. You must know that they all signed up for the election on their own, and they ran in front of their classmates.
When the teacher announced that he was the acting health commissioner, he was very happy to laugh.
The students, including Jiang Han, were all Xiaobai at that time, which was simply synonymous with innocence and kindness, and they didn't see any signs at all, and welcomed the appointment of the health commissioner with a smile, but soon they understood one thing: the day of suffering for the whole class had arrived.
Because every time they worked hard to clean up, they would be caught by the hygienic maniac who pointed out that there was a scrap of paper, a trace of dust there, and even the window frame.
The students on duty can only come again, and the cleanliness maniac said: This hygiene must be done well, there is no unclean ground in the world, and if you can't clean it once, you will sweep it again.
I don't know if I thought that the classmates in their class had become waiters in a big hotel, and the cleanliness maniac was the foreman. It's a ****** day I can't live.
Almost all the students in the class have been picked on, but whoever makes the current class clean and crazy is useless even if he finds the class teacher!
At that time, the students felt that they were not feeling well. They will rebel, they will rebel.
It's a pity that he was ruthlessly suppressed, who made the clean crazy classmates hard in the background, and even the parents of the classmates were on his side, you must know that people didn't make any excessive demands, didn't they just let you clean up?
In a wail, Jiang Han and a few of them were unlucky during the military training, and they had a particularly happy mood, now everyone is the same, you died at the beginning of the Taoist friends did not die poor Dao, it feels very cool! Now that Taoist friends are alive, poor Dao can die.
Jiang Han and a few of them are very beautiful, how can it be just a few of them who are unlucky? So let's do sports together! Sweep left, sweep right...
After a few days of cleaning up with chickens and dogs, most of the students in the class wanted to die. You must know that they used to be pampered masters, and they can sweep the ground almost as well, which is the result of years of school training.
But the gap between the standard of cleanliness is still not small, and it can't reach the big standard of cleanliness if you sweep it several times a day, and you are still resisting incompetence, and you really can't live this day.
In the end, some people still reacted, why do we still use the most rudimentary tools for cleaning, can we use vacuum cleaners at all? In this case, all the confetti and dust will be swept away. As soon as this idea came out, it received a basket of likes at once.
The students bought a few vacuum cleaners out of their own pockets, and the result was the result of cleaning with a vacuum cleaner for the first time, but they were not found out by the iron-faced cleanliness fetish.
But the students found one thing unfortunately, there is no automatic glass cleaning machine, and a few windows in the class are outrageous in the eyes of the students.
As a matter of fact, every time the glass is cleaned, many students are crying, "Why is this window so big and hairy?" There is no need to make it so big! Every time the glass is cleaned, people are tired to death. So big that it's easy for thieves to steal something?
For this kind of complaint, the school can only hehe. What's wrong with the big windows? Nowadays, in order to make the room brighter during the day, the windows are basically large. You can't change it to a small window because of some people's lazy thinking!
In order to prevent the onset of cleanliness maniacs, the glass of their class must also be wiped every day.
Finally one day, it was Jiang Han's turn to ridicule Long Aotian who was cleaning the glass, "Not bad! Good job! Now you are also a capable person, even if you can't get into college, you can't find a job, and you don't have to worry at all, you are definitely a housekeeping master that many housekeeping companies rush to want." ”
Long Aotian sprayed at that time, why are these words so familiar, it's just a dog. Thinking about it carefully, these words were said to others some time ago, and one of the objects he was taught was Jiang Han.
As a result, one day he was smashed back by Jiang Han, and there is an old saying that is good: Feng Shui takes turns, and it will come to my house next year! Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, this sentence is proper and reasonable.
Long Aotian was very cupy, because he sprayed, but he was seen by the black-eyed cleanliness maniac, and he did the work of cleaning the glass several times in a row. You must know that the most difficult thing to clean now is to clean the glass. As soon as they heard about cleaning the glass, everyone wanted to let others do it, and as soon as Long Aotian was punished, the other classmates were relaxed.
The memories come to an end. At this moment, Jiang Han had already noticed the action of wiping the blackboard of the cleanliness frenzy, which was nearing the end.
So he began to put away the smile on his face, and his expression calmed down, although the difficulty index of cleaning the glass is relatively easy for him, but he doesn't grab this credit from his classmates, anyway, there is more than one little expert in death today.
With Yu Ziyu's dark personality, he will definitely not let go of those guys who don't know that the disaster is coming.
Jiang Han lowered his head and began to make rolls, and Long Aotian, who was jumping happily in the back, glanced at it. Seeing the black-bellied guy in front of him, the frequency of wiping the blackboard slowed down, Jiang Han, this kid, didn't tell himself that the big boss was almost done, and he was very cunning. So he sat down and began to pretend.
The person who wiped the blackboard turned around and saw the guy who was dancing and addicted to dancing and had an accompaniment tape in his mouth, you must know that Mr. Hu's claw machine had already been connected, so he hummed that tune by himself, and that tune was easy to learn, after all, they had all heard it before.
Seeing him singing and dancing, Jie Zhi smiled wildly and glanced at it, under this gaze, the dancing person suddenly stiffened his body, and there was a feeling that the whole person was not good. I saw him tremble for a while, I went, and he was smiling, something was wrong!
When he finally reacted, the other party was about to walk out of the classroom, so he quickly chased after him, and soon chased after the hygienist who went to the bathroom to wash rags.
"Commissioner, let me wash this rag, right?" I heard him say extremely sycophantly, of course, he carefully kept a certain distance, so as not to spray the foaming stars on Yu Ziyu when he spoke, which would increase his punishment.
The reason why he is called a committee member, there is no way, if the class penguin chat group calls him his real name: Yu Ziyu, it seems that no matter how he is called, it is a bit of a sense of disobedience, you must know that everyone has their own nicknames.
Of course, it's impossible to call him caviar, that's looking for a cigarette! That calls him a cleanliness maniac? It's a deadly rhythm! So the whole class unanimously calls him a cleaner maniac.
As for the other members of the class, they were all ignored by the students. Shenma study committee, sports committee, and literature and art committee, including themselves, all think so, they are all ordinary people, how can they be called that lofty title?
Later, this title continued to reality, if the students offended the cleanliness maniac, such as the one who danced to death now, they were generally cautious of this title, hoping not to add another level of sin.
"No, I don't worry about what you wash, are you clean? People who can't wipe the glass will not wash the rag. The cleaner frantically pinched the clean position of the rag and replied unceremoniously.
The classmate who was hit by the words of the cleanliness madness swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and wanted to pounce on it and say: "Commissioner, you let the villain go, just let it go like a fart!" Unfortunately, he didn't dare, if he really said it, not only would he not be able to get benefits, but he was afraid that he would be guilty of one more crime.
I saw him standing behind the cleanliness maniac, pondering one thing in his heart, why wasn't he a woman at this time? Maybe those women would be able to turn evil into good fortune as long as they cried. So if he cries now? It's a pity that he remembered that he had cried by himself before, and he didn't achieve his goal!
But his thoughts, the cleanliness maniac is not known. If you knew, you would definitely beat him up and let him understand why the peach blossoms were so red?
But he didn't know what he thought, and the cleanliness maniac didn't have the idea of sparing this guy, and dared to make small moves while he was working, and he was so bold! His eyes flashed with a strange light.
While washing the rag, the cleanliness maniac pondered how to make those particularly active long memories, especially the one behind him, who likes to dance so much, and it would be a pity not to give full play to his strengths.
But it's a pity that they are about to graduate, so it's better to let him dance the black swan in "Swan Lake", which is a good idea, I'm really a genius!
However, during this time, the college entrance examination is about to take place, and the cleanliness habit thinks wildly, and temporarily gives up the idea of doing it now, after all, this time is too important. The college entrance examination is about to begin, and if something goes wrong because of your own reasons, then you will be guilty.
But this revenge always has to be protected, even if he goes to college, he can't escape. Isn't there a saying: Is it not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years? Then keep an account now, the years to come will be very long, and there will be time to get it back.
The students in the back didn't know why they felt cold all over their bodies, and the chrysanthemums tightened. He had a sense of foreboding, and he didn't know how the committee was going to teach him, should he clean two windows himself? No, he was now dizzy when he heard about cleaning the glass. But now it's better to be honest, otherwise it will definitely be a disaster.
I knew that I wouldn't watch this excitement, and watching the end of the excitement was to put myself on it. But who would have thought that Mr. Hu from the next class would use that song to make a claw machine ringtone!
You must know that song was a popular song a long time ago, and I think it was popular when they were all teenagers. Now long since the time passed, there are a plethora of Divine Comedies that have replaced it.
Mr. Hu, your old man is using the auspicious three treasures to make the claw machine ringtone, which is also better than this happy brush! He complained, he really wanted to cry, it was really the song and the scene, so he showed off all of a sudden, and was caught by the committee members. Thinking of this, he really wanted to cry!
At this time, the cleanliness maniac had already washed the rag, and when he turned around, he saw that his eyes were red. Che, thinking he didn't know, although it looked like he was dying of grief, in fact, this guy was always dead. It's a punishment, and after a few days of honesty, he will start to die again.
In this regard, the cleanliness mania is deeply understood. The first time he was bluffed, he was stunned, and after only a while, he had an old problem.
The cleanliness fanatized didn't pay much attention to him, picked up the rag and left.
This dead guy obviously has a sword-eyed, starry-eyed, righteous and awe-inspiring face, and is very strong, and he has a proper paladin face thrown into the Western Fantasy World, but his temperament is showy. Now I look heartbroken, and I'll be fine after a while.
The most hateful thing is that he often steals teachers from anime, and he likes to learn the movements of those soft girls. In this regard, when the cleanliness maniac saw it for the first time, he almost vomited, you, a big man with five big and three thick, learn the signature actions of a soft girl, it is really too ruined.
But the cleanliness maniac thought about it on the other hand, if this kid was allowed to play the black swan, maybe he would be happy. This strange idea is unimaginable to ordinary people.
Yu Ziyu laughed, he was already a handsome guy, but unfortunately his strong aura and his cleanliness habit made people generally not notice this. This smile eased his aura a little.
The cleanliness madness thought as he walked: Of course, when other people saw him dancing the black swan beautifully, they would classify him as an outlier and put him in the cold palace, which was not bad.
You can even film this scene and make a video to send it to his classmates with a group of penguins, and even after he gets married and has children in the future, he can leave it for his children to see.
This is a really good idea, and it was decided so happily! The cleanliness maniac brainstorm turned quickly, and soon thought of the second step. After all, the first step plan, let him play the role of a black swan, may be in line with his own heart, which does not mean punishment at all, how can he be easily let go?
Very happily decided on the future of the death backup dancer yu ziyu is now pondering one thing, why are there so many strange people in their class long aotian and the one behind him needless to say, even the current jiang han also seems to be going in an unknown direction. And the classmates in the class, one or two of them are abnormal human beings.