Chapter Twenty-Four: Show Off

Huang Guofan said with a smile, "Don't worry, they're fine, I'm just letting them learn a lesson, I'm just letting them keep this position for an hour, and they can move in an hour." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Bastard, my brother, you dare to move, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you!" The gangsters led stared at Huang Guofan viciously, took a steel pipe from the gangsters next to him, and prepared to do something to Huang Guofan.

"I just told these two guys that you have to think about the consequences, and now I will tell you preciously, you think about the consequences of doing it, they are not very serious for all the punishments you instigated, if you do it, you will bear the consequences!" said softly with a smile, but there was infinite killing intent in his tone.

You can feel this kind of breath when you mix it up outside, and the gangster puts down the steel pipe and says to the person next to him, "Damn, let's admit it, let's go!"

The other dozen thugs carried the two stiff and immobile people away, and when they reached the door, the leader of the thugs turned around and asked, "How can my two brothers recover?"

Huang Guofan said with a smile, "It's very simple, throw it on the bed for an hour, and help him move his hands and feet to prevent cramps when he is an hour, it's as simple as that, there are no side effects." If you are not sure, you can send it to the hospital for a check-up. ”

After the gangsters left, Wang Meng looked at Huang Guofan with a look of surprise, "How did you do it?

Huang Guofan smiled slightly, "Well, almost, you always thought that the points in the TV were fake, but in fact, these points are real." I am a student of traditional Chinese medicine, every acupuncture point in the body is well understood, some acupuncture points will be attacked if the blood is not smooth, the muscles become numb, just now I used a very fast speed to point at least 20 acupuncture points on their body, these acupuncture points are made into numbness of the limbs, there is no way to control it, it is like a fixed technique, where is fixed and unable to move. ”

Left Ear nodded and said, "Oh, so that's the case, then I have to learn too, you teach us, when the time comes, we can fix the bad guys, and then escape smoothly." ”

"This is very difficult to learn, you need to be familiar with the acupuncture points and structural diagrams of the human body, this is very difficult, I studied it for almost three years to learn. But if you are smart, if you watch it for two hours a day after work, you will learn it in about five years!"

Wang Meng asked in surprise, "You study for three years, we are smarter and study for five years, do you mean that we are stupider than you?"

Huang Guofan rolled his eyes and said, "I studied twelve hours a day, studied for three years, and you studied two hours a day for five years, you must be smart, you are all top students from famous universities, unlike me who graduated from a private primary school." ”

At this time, the lobby manager came over, walked to Huang Guofan and bowed deeply, "This gentleman, thank you, if you are you, we don't know what kind of loss there will be, in order to express gratitude, I will give you a free order today, this is our membership card here, and you will be 20% off when you come in the future." ”

Huang Guofan smiled, took the membership card and said, "You are polite, justice is what every Chinese son and daughter should do, and in the face of such underworld forces, they should fight to the end, and compromise and concession will only make them more and more arrogant." I just arrived in Beijing with a lot of money, since you want to help me free order, I won't shirk, thank you, your seafood tastes good, I will come when I have the opportunity in the future, I also accepted this membership card. Okay, you're busy, see what this looks like, you can find someone to deal with it quickly. ”

After the lobby manager left, Huang Guofan handed the membership card to Wang Meng, "Don't you two like to eat seafood, you take this card, and you will come over to eat it when you are hungry in the future!"

Wang Meng immediately snatched the card and said, "You gave it to me, can you go back!" You must know that the seafood in this seafood city is airlifted in the early morning, and it must be fresh when you come, and the masters who cook are all top chefs, and the seafood here tastes very good as you said. But it's expensive, and there's a reason why it's expensive. The 20% discount means that there is no money to be made in this seafood city. The membership cards here all rely on consumption to accumulate points, and as far as I know, this membership card that can be discounted by 20% needs to spend at least 500,000 yuan to upgrade to this. It's great that you gave it to me so generously. Hee-hee-hee-hsi, we can come here to eat seafood if we have nothing to do!"

Huang Guofan smiled and said, "Although the seafood tastes beautiful, it's good to eat less, you can save money to eat something else, don't talk about it, hurry up and eat the dish, this dish is cold after being delayed for so long just now." ”

"Oh, I'll go, who proposed to take the stairs after the meal? I'm so tired, I can't help when I carry so many things alone!" While complaining about Huang Guofan, he put the rice, flour, oil, salt and vegetables he bought on the table, these things were at least fifty pounds Huang Guofan brought them back from the supermarket alone, and when he went upstairs, he took the stairs.

"Tomorrow I'm going to start cooking at home, you don't buy some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar or something, how to cook, as the saying goes, it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice, and now it's not all back at home, don't complain, the kitchen is your place, you clean up by yourself, I've just eaten too much, although I went to the supermarket, it's still not a big deal." My stomach is still a little swollen, Mengmeng, do you want us to go downstairs to the community garden for a stroll, there are a lot of handsome guys here, don't we meet a lot of handsome guys at work on weekdays?"

"These two girls have never cooked in this kitchen, although there is a gas stove, and now they buy rice, flour, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but there are no pots and chopsticks to cook any kind of food! Hey, I have to go to the supermarket, and I have to buy rags and dish soap, ah, it's annoying, I feel like I'm not renting a house here at all, like I'm here to block the nanny. "Huang Guofan had to go downstairs again to the supermarket to buy these things.

When I got to the supermarket, I remembered that I didn't buy any toiletries, so I bought toiletries, and it turned out to be several large bags. When I came back, I happened to meet the two girls who had come home after playing, "Ah, you bought so many things again, what did you buy!"

Huang Guofan rolled his eyes, "Can you first look at the door and enter the house, let me buy food and vegetables, but these things are all there, I found out that there are no pots and pans at home, what do I use to cook without a pot, and what do I take to eat without a bowl! I really serve you, after I opened the kitchen door, it was all dust, I wiped it for half an hour, and I felt that after the two of you lived here, the kitchen has never been in!"

Left Ear grinned and said, "Mengmeng and I have to go to work every day, and when we come back from work, we are tired to death, and when we go home, we will eat downstairs and then go home to rest." We are so tired every day and we don't know how to cook, so we don't go into the kitchen much, so this kitchen is basically useless. ”

Huang Guofan sighed with emotion, "Hey, you two are not young anymore, so you don't think about what to do when you get married in the future, you don't know how to cook, and it's a waste of money to eat out every day." Now these pots and pans or something, I'm basically ready, you can practice your skills when you're fine, otherwise you won't be able to find a good mother-in-law's house in the future. ”

Wang Meng turned on the TV, "So, we need to find a husband like you who can cook, every day after coming back from work, there is a hot meal to eat, what a good thing it is, we lie on the sofa every day after we come back from work, watch TV, and go shopping Taobao, what a thing to enjoy." ”

Huang Guofan was speechless for a while, "I can't refute what you said, but I suddenly thought of something, you see you don't cook now, and your husband will cook when the time comes, but what to do when you have children? At that time, your children are still young, it is impossible to take them to work, it is very expensive to raise children, you can't let your husband stay at home every day to cook for you, at this time, you need to be able to cook, and you have nothing to cook for your son or something." ”

Left Ear thought for a while and said, "Well, you conquered me for this reason, I will look at the video tutorials on the Internet more when I have nothing to do in the future, but it doesn't matter if I can't learn it, it doesn't matter if I can't learn it, then call my mother to help me take care of the child, my mother was only in her fifties when I gave birth, and it was good for her to take the child when she was menopause." ”

Wang Meng also smiled and said, "Haha, I also have this intention, even if my mother doesn't come to take care of the child, can the mother-in-law help bring her grandson? Maybe you'll be able to find a girl like us who can't cook that day!"

The left ear followed Wang Meng's words to hit Huang Guofan and said, "But you are thirty-three years old now, you are still a single dog, I think you must have your own problems, it is estimated that you can cook, I don't care, I think you not only have to learn to cook well, but also learn how to behave, just the tone of your chat with us, you can conclude that it is difficult for you to find a girlfriend." ”

Huang Guofan rolled his eyes and said, "I'm thirty-three now, it's not very important to find a girlfriend, if I can't find it, I'll go to an orphanage to adopt a child to raise, and then pass on my skills to him, what a simple thing." ”

"Hey, I'm so unambitious, I just wanted to say that there are a few single young women in our company, but it's a little ugly, if you need it, I can help you introduce it, I think it's better to forget about your attitude, you can't delay others." Wang Meng looked at Huang Guofan with disdain.

Huang Guofan laughed, "Do you really think that I don't have anyone to want? There are many people who like me, I just don't want to hurt others, you take the mobile phone and play Zhao Yuxin's song in the left ear, don't say bragging, I can win this Zhao Yuxin in minutes." ”

Wang Meng and Zuo Er glanced at each other, and immediately laughed: "Lao Huang, you can't drink enough, this red wine is so low, you get drunk after drinking so much?

"Don't believe it, come and see my mobile phone screensaver!" Huang Guofan took out his mobile phone and handed it to the two, "See, the photo on this screensaver was sent to me by her, she is now filming a TV series, this is her makeup photo, you can't find this on the Internet, look, how good my relationship with her is!"