Chapter 116: Resigning
This time, Liang Wenfu was prepared and closed his mouth and nose directly, in case he was poured another stomach with water.
Aunt Du Shi smiled slyly, but instead of pressing him into the water, she fixed him with one tail, and then the other tails stirred in the water.
Liang Wenfu was about to struggle, when he suddenly felt a needle-like thing piercing his leg, and then there was a feeling that blood was being sucked out. Immediately afterwards, the feeling came from more than a dozen places all over the body, and a tingling sensation began to spread near the wound. Through the bright light in the water, Liang Wenfu hurriedly looked down, only to see more than a dozen white lobster-shaped insects in the water, inserting their mouthparts into his body to suck blood!
"Aunt Ten, let go, otherwise I'm welcome!" Liang Wenfu was startled and hurriedly opened his mouth to threaten.
Aunt Du Shi not only didn't let go, but also soaked him in the water again, and then waved her two jade hands, and said with a smile: "How can I let go?
Liang Wenfu was really anxious, and said angrily: "Hurry up and let go of the tail!"
"Ahh......h Sister is up to you!" Aunt Du Shi glanced at Liang Wenfu charmingly, her white and tender face showed a look of shame, and then she was about to let go of the tail wrapped around her chest.
"You...... It's pestering me!"
Liang Wenfu knew that Aunt Du Shi was deliberately playing tricks, but her body was bitten so sore that she really didn't have time to play with her here, and she was about to attack when she raised her hand.
If it weren't for the fact that he had regarded Aunt Du Shi as a friend these days, Liang Wenfu would have already done it - even if the odds were not good.
Aunt Du Shi snickered, and finally let go of the tail that was wrapped around Liang Wenfu, and pretended to complain: "You don't make it clear, my sister has so many tails, how do you know which one you want me to release?"
Liang Wenfu ignored her and jumped out of the pool.
As soon as he got out of the water, those little insects immediately let go, and the soreness and numbness on his body disappeared, and when he looked down, there were no wounds on his body.
Aunt Du Shi snorted and pouted: "Look at your cowardice, these dragon lice don't hurt people, but they are very good for you! Sister, I am for your good, you are still angry, I really don't understand the amorous feelings!"
As she spoke, Aunt Du Shi's tails stirred, and those little insects immediately climbed onto her tail, bulging in her abdomen, and began to suck blood again.
And Aunt Du Shi still had a comfortable expression on her face.
"What's the benefit of this called dragon lice?" asked Liang Wenfu puzzled.
"This is lazy by nature, and often lies in the sea for decades without moving...... "Aunt Du Shi was in a good mood today, and while playing in the water, she talked in detail about the origin of dragon lice.
To sum up: because Shenao often sleeps for a long time, it will lead to serious consequences such as decline in meridian vitality and organ aging, and may even die directly in sleep.
And the dragon lice parasitic in the saliva and tears of the god will repeatedly suck out the blood of the god and then inject it back when it is fine, so as to help it relax its muscles and activate its nerves. At the same time, there is a toxin in the dragon lice's body, which will also enter the body of the dragon with the blood, so that its whole body organs will be restored strong!
According to this theory, the function of these dragon lice is simply to wash the marrow of the host, the Shenao, and all they need is the saliva and tears of the Shenao......
Liang Wenfu felt it, he did feel a lot lighter and healthier at this time, it seems that the effect of those dragon lice is really powerful.
"Okay, it's me who blames Aunt Ten!" Liang Wenfu bowed his head and confessed his mistake, and then begged again: "Aunt Ten, can I bring a few dragon lice back......?"
"No problem!" Aunt Du Shi agreed directly, "But dragon lice can't do without this divine tears, wait for you to bring a few big buckets another day, and bring back a few water." Moreover, drinking this water can also cure illness and prolong life. ”
Liang Wenfu hurriedly thanked Aunt Du Shi.
Aunt Du waved her hand: "Don't thank me, after you go back, help me promote the 'divine water' of this tenth aunt temple, I am determined to cultivate God in the future!"
"Aunt Ten finally figured it out and stopped playing low-key. ”
Aunt Du Shi shook her head and said with a wry smile: "Today, the mana that those incense burned on me is worth a few months of my cultivation, I was really stupid before......"
You said that the role of incense depends on the sincerity of the incense burner, and the reason why those incense sticks today have a great effect is of course related to your 'manifestation', but the most important thing is that you have been dedicated to benefiting the local community for more than 100 years, and your reputation has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
If a strange immortal comes at random, even if he shows great powers, the people are only afraid of him more and are more afraid and surprised, and there will not be many people who sincerely worship him...... Otherwise, how could it be so difficult to cultivate the way of the gods at this time?" Liang Wenfu said half-persuasively, half-analytical.
"Well, the little brother is really comforting!" Aunt Du Shi nodded, and let out a shy smile: "Okay! You can leave if you're okay, sister, my tail wound has healed, and now it's going to be out of the water!"
Cut! So you also know shyness?
Liang Wenfu shook his head and arched his hand: "I still want to ask Aunt Ten for a favor, and wait to give my mother a dream!"
Aunt Du nodded in agreement and asked, "What dream?"
Liang Wenfu scratched his head and muttered: "How can you say it? It's that Lord Zhou, who always wants me to be an official, although I have repeatedly refused, but it seems that he has not given up." He came to my house tonight, and I guess tomorrow he will persuade my mother that if he is convinced, he will force me to go on a career ......."
"Understood! You don't want to be an official, and you don't want to disobey your mother, it's best to let your mother not agree to the surname Zhou!" Aunt Du Shi nodded her head, "But you can dream, why do you come to me?"
"As a mother in the world, who doesn't want her son to be in the prime and glorify his ancestors? How can I persuade my son?" Liang Wenfu sighed, "Moreover, I don't want my mother to know about my cultivation." My mother believes in you, and it will be done if you go out. ”
Aunt Du Shi pouted: "Cut! You scholars, there are more twists and turns than me, and you still say that we are foxes and cunning one by one!"
Liang Wenfu glared at Aunt Du Shi, she hurriedly smiled and said: "Okay, don't laugh! You go back, I'll go over by myself later, this time to find your mother, it was you who took the initiative to beg me, and the previous oath will be broken!"
Liang Wenfu was stunned for a moment before he reacted, smiled, rose directly from the ground, and returned to his body in the next moment, while Zhou Zhengchuan was still asleep at this time......
The next morning, after a simple breakfast, Zhou Zhengchuan really began to persuade Liang's mother.
Zi said that the poems and clouds and the sage words were said by him a lot, and from the glorious lintel, the selfish interests of the glory of the ancestors and the ancestors, to the loyalty of the country and the righteousness of the people. This wonderful rhetoric, don't say that it is Liang's mother, even Liang Wenfu was almost instigated.
It's a pity, I don't know how Aunt Du Shi fought to prevent it, Liang's mother faced Zhou Zhengchuan's words, except for "mmmmmm
In the end, Zhou Zhengchuan's throat was about to dry, and he understood that he couldn't persuade him, so he had to get up and say: "Mrs. Liang, when you think clearly in the future, it's not too late to persuade Lang, now that I'm busy with official business, I'll leave first." ”
Outside the gate, the officials were already waiting on the horse, Zhou Zhengchuan led Zhao and Peng to turn over and get on the horse, and as soon as they gave their hands to the mother and son of the Liang family who were sent out, they were ready to go on the road with a whip.
Looking at Zhou Zhengchuan's resolute face, and his eyes that were still firm despite worry and unwillingness, Liang Wenfu's heart was finally moved.
Liang Wenfu strode forward, grabbed Zhou Zhengchuan's horse's head, and said, "Lord Zhou, please report to the court on my behalf, and save me from making up for it!"
Zhou Zhengchuan thought that Liang Wenfu had come back to his heart, but when he heard this, he asked in disappointment and strangely: "Why?"
Liang Wenfu took the waist card and said with a smile, "In the past, the things I hated the most were those faint officials who only enjoyed privileges and did not do things. Now, I myself have become this kind of person, but I don't even realize it! The convenience and privilege of being an official are really terrifying, and it has corrupted me, the person who hates dumb officials the most, to the point of calmness!"
"Wen Fu, you can wake up so quickly, it shows that I didn't misunderstand you!" Zhou Zhengchuan showed a pleased smile on his face, "In this world, I don't know how many people from poor backgrounds are willing to endure ten years of cold windows for their ideals. But once they became famous, they immediately forgot their original intentions and joined the same stream with those who caused their tragic fate......"
Zhou Zhengchuan sighed: "If all the officials in this world can introspect like you, why can't the world be too peaceful and strong?"
Liang Wenfu thought to himself: "The people have no right to supervise, appoint and dismiss, and want to rely on the consciousness of officials to put an end to corruption?
But this kind of thing can't be told to Zhou Zhengchuan, after all, he is just an ordinary person who is confined to the times. Even Liang Wenfu just wants to do his best to be himself, and he has no idea to change politics at all.
Thinking of this, Liang Wenfu shook his head: "I really don't want to be an official, so this is ...... to make up for it."
Zhou Zhengchuan directly interrupted him and said with a smile: "You continue to be in charge! This official position is already ad hoc, even if you only solve one case and remove only one mediocre official, you will benefit at least tens of thousands of people." You deserve that little money!"
After that, Zhou Zhengchuan flicked the horsewhip, and the horse galloped away under his crotch.