Chapter 8 The older the rivers and lakes, the less courageous they are
The older the rivers and lakes, the less courageous they are!
The one-eyed man went back and forth to commit crimes in Qilu Prefecture, and most of the reasons why he was not encircled and suppressed were because he was cautious, and on the other hand, because he still had some self-knowledge, and his own Taoism was really not enough in front of the officers and soldiers. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝU๏ฝEใ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
Jiang Xiaokou and Jiang Heishui didn't speak, they just blocked the door with compassion on their faces and didn't say a word.
"Brother, buy a way. โ
The two shook their heads and looked at the group of bandits with a look of pity.
The one-eyed man was furious, drew a vague gesture with a pen behind his back, and a group of bandits behind him all grabbed weapons, mixing the rivers and lakes face is more important than the sky, Lao Tzu gives you the steps, you don't get down, it's not a lift, even if you are the emperor Lao'er provoked the reckless man in the rivers and lakes, and he pulled the emperor off the horse with all his might. Seeing that the two of them were so unreasonable, the bandit leader knew that there was no room for maneuver in this matter.
Just when the bandits were about to fight to the death, the two people blocking the door, separated a young man in a green robe and walked out with a smile, and he clapped his hands just now.
"Bandit boss, do you still remember me?"
Jiang Yangsheng said with a gloomy smile, and Lao Huang behind him struggled to squeeze in the door, smiling.
"Hey, it's this shiny and pink boy, who am I to find such a remote place. โ
After the one-eyed man saw Jiang Yangsheng, his original hanging heart was instantly put down, what kind of background can this little descendant who was still doing chores in the Taoist temple two months ago have, and he is just a distant relative of a small official's family, and he can still turn the sky upside down!
"Listen to the words of the bandit leader, you have a very wide plan, are you interested in counting me? โ
Just now, Jiang Yangsheng listened to the one-eyed man's black words and mentioned that he came to Beilai City in order to walk sand, open a strip, and move stones, which is nothing more than selling smuggled salt, robbing women, and abducting children.
The one-eyed man frowned, and said with a smile: "Why did you scare Lao Tzu just now, Lao Tzu hasn't settled accounts with you yet." โ
"Why?" Jiang Yangsheng muttered to himself, then sighed and smiled, "Then there is no way, can you see if you can get out alive?"
"Want to eat black?"
The one-eyed man seemed to have heard a big joke and laughed, and a group of bandits behind him followed suit.
Jiang Yangsheng was noncommittal, stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please.
One-eyed waved his hand, and the little bandit who had just been frightened by the crotch thing climbed up the wall of the Taoist temple and looked out.
"Poofโ"
An arrow feather pierced straight through the little bandit's head, and the head that was still alive just now instantly exploded into pulp, and the corpse fell, and the dead could no longer die.
The tail of the arrow passed through the head, with blood, and was nailed obliquely to the rafters of the Taoist temple, and the arrow feathers still swayed.
Shock!
A group of bandits rolling in the pile of dead people couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on their backs, although they shouted that they had their heads pinned to their crotch in their mouths, and they were a good man after eighteen years, but this kind of inspiring words were difficult to shout at this time, and they looked a little dilemma for a while.
Jiang Yangsheng patted his ass and sat on the ground, he didn't think the ground was dirty, mainly because he was used to the wind and rain for 16,000 miles, and he could sleep on his head as long as it was a dry place back then, but now he can't change it for a while.
For the ugly one-eyed bandit who was sweating fine on his forehead, Jiang Yangsheng was happy to see his appearance of heaven and man fighting, holding a dragon disc pattern waist in both hands to play, squinting at the bandit who was speculating about the key points.
"Boy, don't think you can scare your grandfather by finding a few people?"
The one-eyed bandit leader sneered, he didn't think that the relatives of the petty officials could find any big people, so he quickly made up his mind.
"A reckless man is a reckless man, a bandit is still a bandit, he really has no fucking brains, and he will live for nothing for another hundred years. โ
Jiang Yangsheng shook his head and said, his tone was full of regret and mockery.
"Grandpa bandits are bandits, and they can't tell you a boy who hasn't grown up. โ
"In this huge dynasty, no one dares me to call him grandpa. โ
Jiang Yangsheng laughed, and the old Kong next to him also laughed, and the fat pig Jiang Xiaokou didn't face Jiang Heishui was also smiling.
"Qianniuwei, disarm!"
With a bang, the walls of the dilapidated Taoist temple collapsed on all sides, and the 100-dignified iron-clad Qianniuwei blocked the water around the Taoist temple, and the Qianniu knife was unsheathed, and the ten-character crossbow was wound, majestic and majestic.
More than a dozen bandits who had not yet figured out the situation were instantly nailed to the ground by the flying arrows, and blood instantly flowed all over the ground.
Only the one-eyed man who had not yet come back to his senses was spared, standing alone, and the bandits under the dozen just now became lonely in an instant.
The white-faced young man on the opposite side smiled kindly, with a harmless look of humans and animals, this bandit who shouted all day long and dared to pull the emperor off the horse dropped the bronze plate axe in his hand, and knelt on the ground all his life, without the spirit of the rivers and lakes, there was no backbone.
"How to survive?"
Jiang Yangsheng smiled, and the tone behind him was obviously half a tone higher.
"Lao Tzu knows that he can't get out alive today, so he just wants to have a happy corpse. โ
Jiang Yangsheng sitting, reckless man kneeling, one smiling, one resolute, this is the rivers and lakes, the so-called backbone is all ghost things that scare people to spread falsehoods, it is better to die than to live, who doesn't understand this principle?
Li Qingmei took a step forward, and the Qianniu knife suddenly came out of its sheath, breaking the bandit leader's tendons and tendons.
"Fat pig, donkey face. I will not give him a full corpse, and I will not give him a whole corpse. If I'm not satisfied, you should get out of here. โ
Jiang Xiaokou and Jiang Heishui hurriedly agreed, and for the first time they felt the entangled resentment of the second master, and they actually felt a chill, and hurriedly dragged the one-eyed bandit leader who was picked off by Li Qingmei to the back mountain of the Taoist Temple.
Jiang Yangsheng and Lao Kong walked to the Taoist temple and saw the headless corpse in the corner, covered with black blood, and the woman lying at the feet of the Sanqing Dao Ancestor who was delirious and breathed more than she breathed.
Silently walked to the side of a Qianniu guard, and pulled out the Senran Cold Light Qianniu Knife, Jiang Yangsheng squatted down next to the woman who had been humiliated just now, and the Qianniu Knife gently wiped his neck.
The knife is sheathed.
Fat pig Jiang Xiaokou, when the donkey-faced Jiang Heishui returned, there was a complete pair of ugly human skin in his hands, bloody and steaming.
The two evil slaves ran to the master to ask for merit.
In the end, he cheered and told how he harvested this human skin, and Jiang Yangsheng, who listened to it, couldn't help but be moved, and said in his heart that these two evil slaves were really vicious.
"Hey, second grandfather, don't underestimate this peeling, there are many tricks in it. โ
Jiang Xiaokou stood on the side of Jiang Yangsheng's tall horse and said flatteringly.
"Thin as a cicada's wings, you need to bury the person in the ground and only expose the head, and then take a knife on the top of the head to make a cross, pour mercury into it, sew up the wound, wait for a while, and then open it, and the person will slide out with a bald flesh and blood, leaving a human skin empty. I didn't bring mercury with me when I went out this time, but unfortunately, this time I could only blow on the scalp after the blood was removed, and then the human skin bulged up like a ball. โ
Jiang Xiaokou said boastfully, and when he was happy, he stretched out his hand to draw a pen to make it more vivid.
Jiang Yangsheng can imagine that before he died, he saw that his life was worse than death when he slipped out of his skin, there was no pity, but he was not resentful, but he was disgusted with Jiang Xiaokou for a while, and it was enough to be a dog like this.
Waving his hand, Jiang Xiaokou consciously walked away, Jiang Yang gave birth to the horse, and came to the carriage that had been following the horse's buttocks.