An old-fashioned mansion on the outskirts of Dongxihu District, the provincial capital,

There were four old men, two tall, sitting like hanging bells, and two lewd, sitting like monkeys

A monkey surnamed Hou, called Hou Tianping, Hou Tianping was serious at this time to another stout old man with a white head and beard and said, "Last year, you know, landslides and ground cracks, typhoons and tsunamis continue, and there are several big stones in the sky that are smashing towards the earth, it was the end of the earth, and I had to come forward and use my housekeeping skills to turn the earth into safety, I didn't praise myself, hum!"

Another old man is called Wu Zhen, who has practiced the authentic Wudang Turtle Breath Gong with profound skills, and the Wudang Longitudinal Cloud Ladder has been practiced like a flocculent with the wind, fluttering and shaking, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called Moyun Golden Wings.

He was not convinced, and said angrily, "Obviously, I used the Divine Sky Magic Thunder to dispel the evil spirits, so that the world changed the world, and you were touching the fish at that time." As he spoke, he picked up a broom next to him, brushed a set of beautiful moves, and muttered a spell, "Please ask Shenxiao Tianzun to descend to the earth, subdue demons and eliminate demons and thunder, and be as anxious as a law spirit."

Hou Tianqi jumped up in a hurry, and spat at the old man, "I, the Shenxiao Tianzun you invited was sleeping at home at that time." The old man didn't show weakness, and swept towards Hou Tianqi with a broom, "You used the vicissitudes of the sea to make my Shenxiao Tianzun sleep, and I will kill you." ”

The two scuffled. Uncle slapped his forehead, this is a few times today, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull Wu Zhen away, "Don't wake up Shenxiao Tianzun, his old man will sleep for a hundred years as soon as he sleeps, if we wake up, we can't afford it." ”

Another old man also pulled Hou Tianping: "If you use your great supernatural powers again, you will turn us into monkeys." Rest, rest,,, drink and drink. ”

The two old men who were scuffling heard this, "Reasonable, when we finish drinking, you will teach me how about inviting Shenxiao Tianzun?" The other old man was distressed, "There is only one Tianzun, what should we do if the two of us invite together, who does his old man listen to?"

Hou Tianping pondered for a moment, "In this way, you invite Tianzun, I invite his wife, please come down and drink together." ”

Wu Zhen asked, "You said that Tianzun and us are good at playing the five leading brothers?"

Hou Tianping let it go, "It's a big deal, I let him play the game of pulling my leg hair, and I didn't let him play my grandson's favorite game."

Sitting with Uncle Yang Zhen is the contemporary elder Zhao Yunjie who poked the door, known as the thousand-legged tiger in the rivers and lakes, a pair of iron legs can kick out an endless shadow of the legs, and when the hostile person is dazzled, Zhao Yunjie's poke foot has decades of skill, fierce and ruthless, through the waist, and the opponent's ribs are all broken.

Zhao Yunjie and his uncle wondered in their hearts, "These two were all good last time they met, shouldn't they have obtained some immortal exercises to rejuvenate themselves, why are their brains getting smaller and smaller." ”

Elder Zhao saw that the two of them began to whisper quietly, breathed a sigh of relief, and said to his uncle: "The Iron Foot Gate is becoming more and more unsuccessful, they have lost the dignity of martial artists, before I still thought that everyone is of the same origin and belongs to the dispute of gentlemen, thinking that a fair and bright competition can promote the actual combat experience of both sides, and the enterprising heart, who expected that they have become a plate of scattered sand." ”

Uncle should arrive: "Martial arts are difficult, the ancient martial arts themselves are time-consuming and labor-intensive, and it is difficult to achieve success, and we must pay attention to self-cultivation and self-cultivation, even if you have to meet a famous teacher, enter a famous family, and it is difficult to fight against those who practice professional fighting for several years, like me, it is not easy to get a glimpse of the cultivation of an innate opportunity, but it is limited by the withering of qi and blood decay, and there is no hope for the extreme of martial arts, I don't know if I can see a person in the realm of earth immortals in my lifetime,,"

Elder Zhao said: "I heard that the Shadow Gate Dizo King is about to approach the realm of the Earth Immortal, if he can really break through the Earth Immortal, I will do my best to help him on his journey." Uncle said: "Over the years, there have been a few talented and intelligent people, Emei Zhu Dao is more than ten years younger than us, as early as five years ago, I swore not to break the earth immortal and not go out, I don't know what is happening now, but in my opinion, it is difficult"

The two of them sighed together, but the uncle still hid some thoughts: "My grandson Yang Zhen is very talented and has a good foundation, no matter how carefully I guide, I may not be able to break the barrier and achieve the pinnacle of martial arts." ”

Hou Tianqi and Wu Zhen quarreled again, it turned out that one said that he wanted to go to the zoo to see the monkeys, and the other said that he wanted to go to the mall to play game consoles, but the two of them did not give in, and ran to Elder Zhao and Uncle Zhao and asked them to be referees. The two were overjoyed, and Hou Tianqi said: "Sure enough, people with big heads are smart."

Wu Zhen lost his temper again: "You mean that I have a small head" Uncle hurriedly persuaded them and said, "Guess the box, you will win or lose." ”

The two were emotionally charged and engrossed, and as soon as the uncle shouted, the two of them stomped their feet and stretched out their hands like lightning. The elder and uncle were secretly frightened: "The strength of this stomping and the speed of the attack have reached the extreme. Unexpectedly, an accident happened, both of them were out of scissors,

Uncle was in trouble, but Wu Zhen shouted happily: "I won, haha, I won" Hou Tianqi quit: "Why did you win?", Wu Zhen said: "My scissors are bigger than yours, can't big scissors win small scissors?"

At this time, Elder Zhao's disciples came to report, "Elder, there is a man and two women at the door, saying that they are here to find the ghost king's seniors." Elder Zhao looked at the Ghost King in surprise, "This place is so secret, we just gathered here yesterday, how can anyone know?" Uncle Zhao was also faintly melancholy, nodded and said, "Let them come in and have a look." ”

When Yang Zhen saw his uncle, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, "Uncle, you are really here, I know that you are fine" Uncle was surprised, "Zhen'er, how did you find it, how did you come here?

Without waiting for Yang Zhen to speak, the uncle said, "Come on, come on, introduce you to a few elders, all of them are famous people in the martial arts, and their skills are profound, I will take you to think about them when it is appropriate, and the harvest is huge." He also introduced Elder Zhao to a few people, "This is my grandchild Yang Zhen, who has followed me since he was a child, and he is quite diligent, please spur me more in the future." ”

Yang Zhen pulled Yin Lan and Zhou Jingwei to introduce him to his uncle and everyone, and when his uncle saw the two young and beautiful girls competing with each other, his brows furrowed slightly, and he thought to himself, "Zhen'er is still young, her mind is simple, and she has a solid foundation just now, so when it is best to shape the roots, walking with these two beautiful girls will not disturb the state of mind of cultivation, Zhen'er should not be worried about red dust, and her mind will sprout." ”

The duo who had cultivated to the head was not worried, and muttered, "Look at it, look at it, these two women's faces are as red as monkey butts, you don't need to go to the zoo to see it now," Wu Zhen said nonsense, this is Daji's accomplice, who came to pick me up and go to the game console. ”

The voice was not small, Yang Zhen and the second daughter heard it, Yin Lanqi's face turned even redder, and she was made by what Thumbelina, Snow White, made the image of a teacher completely gone, and now she is treated as a monkey's ass, and what is even more annoying is that you can watch it without buying a ticket.

Zhou Jingwei felt that these two people were so impactful when they spoke, they were imaginative, and they said a galaxy of ripples, and he smiled, "I was sent by the Queen Mother to ask you to be a rescuer." When they heard that there was such a good thing waiting for them to do, they jumped up with great vigour.

Yang Zhen looked at his uncle in amazement, and his uncle patted his head, "Okay, okay, it's a long way to go to the palace of the Queen Mother of the West, and the soldiers and horses have not moved the grain and grass first, like this." Let's prepare the food and grass and eat enough before we go. After pacifying the two, the uncle explained to Yang Zhen, "These two people were not like this before, yesterday I and your grandfather Zhao encountered a strong enemy, and we were able to get out of it after meeting them." Later, I found that the two of them seemed to have overpracticed and confused their brains. As he spoke, he slapped his forehead again.

Yang Zhen asked his uncle at this time: "Did those people from the Iron Foot Gate let people go?"

Uncle, "It's hard to say, those few things that don't make it have already lost the heart of martial arts, and I just want to rely on the three-legged cat kung fu pit to be abducted, and the iron-footed door is messed up from top to bottom, your grandfather Zhao is an elder who pokes at the door, I almost capsized with him yesterday, and I waited for Tianqi and Wu Zhen to meet by chance. I'll tell you more about it when I go back, it seems that I'm going to explain some rules and situations to you."

Yang Zhendai Zhou Jingwei asked his uncle, "What about some mobile phones and documents they confiscated?" Uncle was stunned and said, "Yesterday, I asked someone to send them home, those people who were kidnapped are not cars and are still parked in our village, no, I will let people send things home, and wait for them to come and get them one by one." ”

Zhou Jingwei heard that the mobile phone ID was not here, so he was not in a hurry, but pulled Yin Lan affectionately, and sang to her: "A beautiful and romantic journey is waiting for us, a few days ago I rode alone, stepping on the Milky Way to meet you, but Lang has no intention of concubine, you can't dodge, woo woo, pity me The bright moon shines on the mountain, and the spring water flows eastward." ”

Now to be accompanied by the wind and the moon from the beginning, let's go hand in hand, this goes here and there for many years, it should be a good day and a good time. Even if there are thousands of styles, who to talk to.

Yin Lan was extremely angry, "You are a bad friend, if you want me to accompany you, just say it, what the hell is it." ”

Hou Tianqi and Wu Zhen heard Zhou Jingwei's beautiful singing and noticed them.

The two muttered: "These two things look so strange, you see that one of them must have hidden two peaches on them." ”

"Why two for one person?"

"Have you ever seen that monkey not eat two peaches at once?"

Their voices were getting louder and louder, and my uncle hurried to stop them.