Chapter 213: Be low-key

If God gave him another chance to choose, he would definitely not choose the robe. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info is now, if he can have a dress, he will definitely lose his robe.

"Master, isn't the three words Tang Yingjun a bit exaggerated?"

Sha Wujing hugged Tang Seng's thigh and asked, Tang Seng kicked him aside: "I don't know how to talk nonsense, Tang Yingjun three words, low point, luxury, connotation, these three words, perfectly present my Tang ......"

"Don't pull the calf, where are we going?"

Zuo Fengchen looked at Tang Seng and was about to start comparing blindly, and he hurriedly diverted the topic. Zhu Bajie looked at Zuo Fengchen, at this time, everyone's center had shifted from Tang Seng to Zuo Fengchen, after all, when the banner of rebellion was raised, he would be respected by strength.

"Senior brother, where do you say you're going?

Zhu Bajie took the lead in expressing his position, Zuo Fengchen looked at Tang Seng, although this person was hateful, but Zuo Fengchen, who was used to Journey to the West, still felt that it was necessary to let him speak first. So Zuo Fengchen pointed at Tang Seng and said, "Your head is the brightest, you say it first." ”

Tang Seng thought about it, since Xitian didn't go, he really didn't know where to go, so Tang Seng thought about it and replied: "Why don't you go back to the temple to be a monk, some eat there, some live, and you can promote Buddhism, how good!"

"Grass, shut up!"

After Tang Seng finished speaking, Zuo Fengchen and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but stop him. This has just gotten rid of the stinky hat of being a monk, and he is clamoring to be a monk again, and now he has gone so far, there is a woolen difference between going to Lingshan to be a monk and going back to the Tang Dynasty to be a monk.

Seeing that Zuo Fengchen stopped Tang Seng, Sha Wujing pointed to his half-bald head next to him and said, "My head is the second light, isn't it time for me to say where I went?" How about we go to heaven now, overthrow the Jade Emperor, and let the master be the Jade Emperor?"

After Sha Wujing finished speaking, Tang Seng hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no, I am just a monk, and the monk became the emperor, wouldn't it make people laugh when they spread it." ”

Seeing that Tang Seng was unwilling to be it, Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "Senior brother, Brother Monkey's original wish was to overthrow the Heavenly Court and become the Jade Emperor himself, the monkey is gone, how about the senior brother overthrow the Heavenly Court and become the Jade Emperor?"

Zuo Fengchen shook his head and said, "I don't want to overturn the Heavenly Court yet. ”

As soon as he heard that Sun Wukong didn't want to rebel, Zhu Bajie shouted over there: "Senior brother, how can you forget Brother Monkey's oath? Let's fight Heavenly Court! Take advantage of the fact that Heavenly Court is now fighting a decisive battle with the Heavenly Demon Monarch, this is just an opportunity!"

Zhu Bajie wanted Zuo Fengchen to rebel again, and then fight in heaven, he had his own ideas. So, how could he watch Zuo Fengchen fall like this?

"I have more important things to do, Bajie, I'm here to find someone, after I find her, I'll know what to do, do you want to work with me to help me realize my dream, or do you go to attack Heaven first?"

After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, Tang Seng next to him said: "We are a team, of course we have to go together! Each of us has our own dreams, otherwise, let's call it the dream team in the future! Let's work together, there are many people, there is great strength, let's help Wukong first, complete his dream, and then help Wujing complete Wujing's dream, and finally help me, complete my dream, how about it?"

After Tang Seng finished speaking, Sha Wujing hurriedly asked, "Then, what about my dream?"

"Shut up, you don't have dreams!"

"I have ......"

"Shut up!"

Tang Seng reprimanded Sha Wujing, and Zhu Bajie next to him looked at Tang Seng and said, "What dreams do you have?"

"Go to Lingshan, I want to ask the Buddha, ...... in this world"

"Oh, an academic conference, do you want to debate Mahayana and Hinayana Buddhism with him?"

Zuo Fengchen said next to him, Tang Seng nodded, he didn't want to be reincarnated anymore.

"Okay, let's follow Senior Brother!"

After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he was about to go on the road with a rake and a horse, and several people embarked on the road to the west again. It was quiet along the way, only Sha Wujing muttered there: " The master openly opposed the master's research results, which made the theoretical circles doubt the theory of the master, which caused an extremely bad impact, and he also slept in class, openly challenged the teacher's authority, so he was punished for reincarnation and rewriting homework; the senior brother overturned the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and after being pardoned, he also tried to subvert the central power centered on the Jade Emperor, and was sentenced to 500 years; the second senior brother openly molested Chang'e, the first beauty of the heavenly court, in disregard of the rules of heaven, and destroyed the pure revolutionary friendship between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e, and was punished from the world, and I was punished from the world by just breaking a useless cup, and I had to suffer from ten thousand swords piercing my heart, you all bullied me, you all bullied me, hum, wait for me Lao Sha!”

A few people walked a few miles, and when it was dawn, Zhu Bajie gasped tiredly and said, "Hey, haven't we rebelled? Why do we still go west? Senior brother, why don't we go back to Huaguo Mountain?"

Tang Seng rode on the horse and buckled the nose and said: "We come from the east, we are used to seeing the scenery in the east, to the west, and then look at the scenery in the west, isn't it good?" Tang Seng finished smearing the nose on the white dragon horse, and the white dragon horse turned his head to look at Tang Seng in disgust and said: "Quality, quality, can you pay attention to personal hygiene?

"Xiaobai, you don't understand, wipe your dirt. ”

After Tang Seng finished speaking, the little white dragon turned over again and threw him down and said, ", you also know how to wipe the dirt on your body, so you still wipe my body?"

Zuo Fengchen looked at the looming mountains in the distance and said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, Huaguo Mountain can't go." Huaguo Mountain has turned into ashes, we must find Qingyun Mountain, only Qingyun Mountain is our safe place. ”

Speaking of Qingyun Mountain, Zhu Bajie asked curiously, "Isn't Qingyun Mountain in a mysterious place?"

"I've brought it into this world, let's go, I have a hunch, all this is arranged, Qingyun Mountain must be on the way west. ”

Stepping on the morning dewdrops, several people walked west along the mountain path, as if they felt tired, Tang Seng said again: "Wukong, sing a song!"

Zuo Fengchen ignored him, Tang Seng looked at Bajie again and said: "Bajie sing a song! The song that Wukong taught you on the road yesterday is very good, you come to sing, let's come and make peace, in our team, you sing the best." ”

"Master, yesterday you said that I sang the best......

Sha Wujing couldn't help but say with his burden, Tang Seng turned his head and said, "Shut up!"

Sha Wujing was silent, Zhu Bajie coughed twice and sang: "You carry the burden, I lead the horse ......"

A few idle and bored people began to sing, and a few of them had just turned a steep hill when they saw a rabbit standing on a large rock, and the rabbit was carrying a wooden spear and shouting, "Hey, monkey, I knew you would pass through here!"

Looking at a fluffy rabbit standing on the stone, Zhu Bajie reached out and grabbed its long ears and said, "I'm worried about having no meat to eat, but you took the initiative to send it to the door!" )