Chapter 107 Growing up is knowing how to play hooligans

"The shadow is sparse and the water is shallow, and the dark fragrance floats in the dusk of the moon. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

This is a beautiful poem tailor-made by the Song Dynasty poet Lin Hejing's "Mountain Garden Xiaomei" for the small lonely mountain of West Lake in Hangzhou.

The so-called heaven above, Suzhou and Hangzhou below.

The beauty of Suzhou and Hangzhou lies in the West Lake.

And the lonely mountain is a condensation of the beautiful scenery of the West Lake.

Gushan, the largest island in the West Lake, once attracted countless literati and artists to sail on the other side, strolling in the stunning scenery to express their feelings, leaving behind the glorious words that lit up civilization.

Gushan Temple is in the west of Jia Ting, and the water surface is low at the beginning of the clouds.

Several early warblers compete for warm trees, and whose new swallows peck the spring mud.

The flowers are gradually charming to the eye, and the asakusa can have no horseshoe.

The favorite lake is not enough to go east, and the white sand embankment in the green poplar shade.

- (Tang) Bai Juyi.

Such as Su Shi, Ouyang Xiu, Yang Wanli, etc., these poems have all been involved in it, leaving many intoxicating poems.

Naturally, it is undeniable that the reason why Lonely Mountain is more fascinating and has been passed down through the ages is the classic love story of the Song Dynasty poet Lin Hejing's "Plum Wife and Crane".

Legend has it that the poet Lin Hejing of the Northern Song Dynasty lived in seclusion in the West Lake, settled in a lonely mountain, and often met friends to chant poems.

Occasionally, he would take a boat on the West Lake and feel about life. He taught the boys that when a guest visited, he could release a crane, and then he would return with it.

One day, boating on the lake, I met Xiaomei, who was born in the family of the eunuch, Xiaomei was admired for her talent and character, and Mr. Lin also admired Xiaomei's beauty and gentleness, and the two fell in love at first sight.

However, the class is different, even if Teacher Lin is talented, in the eyes of Xiaomei's parents, he is just a poor person, and counterattacks will not happen every day, at least, Teacher Lin will not be one of the lucky ones, so he is destined to not fly with wings.

After some consideration, the two secretly decided to elope at the date location.

Unfortunately, Xiaomei's father, who was a chess player, controlled his eyeliner earlier, allowing his daughter to "secretly" go to the appointment, but he secretly dispatched people to block Mr. Lin, causing Mr. Lin to drop the chain at the most critical moment and miss the appointment.

Xiaomei was disappointed, thinking that Mr. Lin regretted and broke the appointment, and then after her parents brainwashed her like a pyramid, she followed her parents' advice and married another man.

And Mr. Lin, who was extremely aggrieved, still missed Xiaomei's classmates a lot, and made the famous "Lovesick Order":

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing, the green mountains on both sides of the strait greet each other. The gentleman is in tears, the concubine is in tears, and Luo Tie is not in the knot. The tide of the river has subsided.

After Xiaomei found out, she was full of regret, but she felt that there was no longer a husband and wife in this life, and survival had lost any meaning, so she resolutely chose to jump off the building and die for her love.

After Mr. Lin found out, he was in pain and vowed never to marry again.

Then he referred to Merlin as his wife and the crane as his son.

Since then, "Plum Wife and Crane" has become a legendary allusion to Lin Hejing.

In the eyes of the people of the rivers and lakes, the reason why Gushan is remembered is almost nothing to do with Lin Hejing.

Jianghu people, fighting and killing, are commonplace, right?

In a fight, natural injuries are inevitable.

Although the lay disciples of Shaolin Temple roam the rivers and lakes and spare no effort to advertise all kinds of bone-setting plasters in Shaolin Temple, these medicinal wine ointments can only bring good news to some relatively lightly injured patients.

The masters of Shaolin Temple, one, generally rarely enter the WTO, to relieve the emergency patients in the hanging pot, always can not every time someone suffers a serious injury, has to be carried up to the Shaolin Temple, the Central Plains patients also said that they can stay up for a short period of time, if the patients in the south of the Yangtze River, it is estimated that they have not survived the long distance, and have been on the road to a "rescue is not in time" and a life whimper.

Second, although Shaolin Temple has branches all over the country, even if it is such as Xiangguo Temple and White Horse Temple, which are marked as the flagship branches of Shaolin Temple, the various expert masters who sit in the consultation are sent by Shaolin Temple to have their clinical experience and treatment success rate is very high, however, most patients still do not buy it.

Therefore, patients are extremely looking forward to the fact that there is such a folk master in the rivers and lakes who has a reasonable fee and a high level.

Have it?

Yes.

Duan Mazi is one of the best folk doctors.

It is said that Duan Mazi was born in the Duan family in Dali, Yunnan, and his martial arts are not under Duan Zhixing, however, the Duan family has always been known for its graceful and suave in the world.

Seeing that the Duan family was carrying all kinds of beauties to talk about life in front of the moon, even in the face of Kublai Khan's army attacking the city, there was no sign of stopping, Duan Mazi left Dali in a fit of anger, and followed the Song Dynasty poet Lin and Jinglin teachers to live in seclusion in the lonely mountain of West Lake.

According to the record of "Who's Who in the Rivers and Lakes", Duan Mazi was originally unknown, and no one deliberately visited the people living in the grass house next to the Crane Pavilion that was incompatible with the surrounding atmosphere when he was watching the plum blossoms.

Until one night, in a painting boat in West Lake, several second-generation officials, rich second generations and several young people in the rivers and lakes fought for the top brand beauties.

The so-called scolding is not good, and there is no good hand in fighting. In front of the beauties, no one wants to be cowardly.

So, they all beat them to death with all their might.

As a result, the second generation of officials and the rich second generation of brocade clothes and jade food, although there are many people, they are as soft as little sheep under the hands of a few little tigers who have just come out of the rivers and lakes, and they are seriously injured, and even a few are still in danger!

This can scare the staff and bosses of the painting boat to death, dare to love, these beatings can pat their butts and walk away, but they can't.

Even, if these young masters of the second generation of officials and the rich second generation are killed in their painting boat, not to mention that they are going to have a lawsuit, even the parents of the young masters can bypass the government organs and throw them all into the lake to feed the fish unscrupulously!

At the critical moment, Duan Mazi appeared from the sky like a divine soldier, and he skillfully took the Duan family's Yiyang Finger to renew the lives of several young masters, and then combined with profound internal skills and exquisite medical technology, in just one night, they were restored to their original appearance.

Although, after the incident, Duan Mazi quietly left, but the family of the official eunuch and the family of wealth and nobility have always been the ones who control the authority of the media.

Under their push, Duan Mazi was quickly doxxed.

As a result, Duan Mazi's superb medical skills, helping others and his noble spirit of character have also been spread all over the world.

That night, the owner of the painting boat came to Gushan to thank Master Duan and promised that Master Duan could not only enjoy all kinds of free drinks in the painting boat at will, but even if he wanted to find the best beauty, he would not need to pay any money.

Therefore, from then on, Master Duan spent more time drinking wine in the painting boat, discussing life and studying life with beautiful women.

If you want to find Master Duan, generally speaking, it will not be a mistake to go to the painting boat.

When Kang Youmeng jumped onto the "Magnificent Boat" with Yu Qianbao on his back, the whole painting boat seemed to be pressed up by Wanjun Boulder, and it sank suddenly, and then there was a feeling of slowly floating. At that time, Duan Mazi, no, it was Master Duan, he was squinting his eyes, looking at several beautiful and bewitching beauties in front of him swaying and dancing, listening to the graceful and beautiful guzheng, enjoying the Persian wine in the luminous glass to his lips, opening his mouth to suck, the ship suddenly sank, his wine glass did not share the gap between the altitude line with the body according to common sense, but unilaterally rebelled against gravity on his own initiative, and resolutely poured the wine into his nose.

The nose is the main gateway to the lungs, and if this glass of wine is allowed to enter it without intruding, even if it does not fall into the lungs, it will at least cough half to death from the impact of the respiratory tract.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Master Duan held his breath and forcibly closed his airway urgently, and then forcibly "sprayed" the wine poured into it through his nostrils.

As we all know, the nose is closely related to the tear glands of the eyes, and tears often appear when the nose is stimulated.

In this way, when Master Duan's nose sprayed wine, the tears were also full of old tears, and in this way, it seemed that Master Duan had been wronged and cried sadly.

No matter what, Master Duan's embarrassed appearance and master's demeanor disappeared in an instant.

Wow, yes - Master Duan threw the cup angrily, and the "pop" debris splashed, shocking several beauties with discoloration and slumped on the carpet.

The woman who played the guzheng shook her jade hand, and with a "zheng" sound, a string was broken, and the music stopped abruptly.

Master Duan stood up violently, obviously about to go berserk.

However, when Kang Youmeng appeared in front of him, he scratched his hair like a deflated ball and sat down helplessly.

Kang Youmeng didn't look at the mess of a few beauties and carpets, all the conditions didn't seem to have anything to do with him, but he said indifferently to Master Duan: "My boss's pipa bone has been hit hard, you must recover well." ”

Master Duan is at least sixty years old, not to mention that the seniority of the Duan family in Dali is extremely high, even in the rivers and lakes, he has a resounding reputation and is respected by everyone, but in front of Kang Youmeng, it seems that he was even given away by the embarrassed blow.

"Hey, little ancestor, I must have owed you in my previous life. Master Duan sighed helplessly, shook his head and said, "This place is not a good place, let's talk about it when we go back." ”

It was close to dawn.

Master Duan slowly walked out of his cottage.

Kang Youmeng, who had been waiting outside, immediately asked, "Master Duan, how is my boss?"

Master Duan hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, don't call me a master of labor, I'm afraid I can't afford it." ”

Kang Youmeng's body was shocked and said, "What's wrong?"

Master Duan sighed lightly and said, " I can restore your boss's pipa bone, but what really hit him hard is not that the pipa bone is penetrated, but that a huge true qi lurks inside, which is the unique mastery of Fang Sanshi, the old monster of the Tianshan Mountains, even if I try my best to guide with a yang finger, I can't completely eliminate it, I can only rely on my ability to resist Fang Rushi for a while, and as time goes by, not only can I not help your boss, but even, it will lead to the tilting of two external forces, which will cause real force disorder, and the muscles and veins are in danger of bursting!"

Kang Youmeng's face turned pale in an instant, and he gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Fang Rushi, I regret that I didn't kill her at that time after listening to the boss's words!"

Master Duan was slightly stunned: "Your boss was injured like this by Fang Rushi, and you are not allowed to kill him, why?"

Kang Youmeng nodded, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Yes." The boss said that he was going to give a person a chance to give love. ”

Master Duan was unexpectedly aroused with great interest and gossiped: "Who, who has such great blessings, the person who can make your boss think of everything, is not a little charming." Kang Youmeng said: "There are three young dreamers. ”

"The three young dreamers?" Master Duan was stunned, and then muttered to himself: "Hey, playing hooligans can play the three young people, and it is also earth-shattering." ”

Kang Youmeng's eyes instantly had a look of fascination and epiphany, and said: "Perhaps, the so-called growth is to know how to play hooligans." ”