Chapter 504: Man Mimi, What's the Use
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Yu Zhendong left the table angrily, and when he walked to Xiao Qiang, Yu Zhendong turned his head and roared: "There is such a junior brother who is not as good as pigs and dogs, I can't drink this wine." ”
"Zhendong, Zhendong ......"
Jia Sanchun hurriedly got up and wanted to grab Yu Zhendong, but Yu Zhendong threw him free.
"Senior Brother Yu, Senior Brother Yu......"
Tang Linkun put down the wine glass and chased out, just as Yu Zhendong took off into the air, ready to use the Wind and Cloud Fighting Technique to leave, Tang Linkun stopped him.
The stirrup ramparts of the new city were high and wide. At the top, you can run two troikas side by side.
"Senior Brother Yu, let's go to the city wall for a walk!"
Tang Linkun didn't care whether Yu Zhendong agreed or not, and pressed the cloud head. The sun is shining on the city walls, and many idle stirrup riders are basking in the sun. Sugar gourd sellers, fortune tellers, and letter writers all set up stalls on the city wall, and it was bustling and lively. The two of them walked for two or three miles. Yu Zhendong stopped suddenly.
After seeing Tang Linkun's face, he took five puffs of cigarettes, and seemed to want to say something, but in the end he turned around and left.
"Senior Brother Yu, I know you must be complaining about me and not listening to you. ”
In the letter to Tang Linkun, Yu Zhendong knocked on the side more than once to worry about the villain's trouble, and now that he thinks about it, he must be alluding to Nan Tianba. Since Nan Tianba accepted Dong Xiaoran, the lover of Qiangba Governor, as his wife in Dahualei, Yu Zhendong has seen Nan Tianba thoroughly.
"Why am I complaining about you? The Bloodstone is yours, not mine. ”
Yu Zhendong sat in the middle of the two arrow stacks, I don't know if it was to avoid the dazzling sunlight, or if he didn't want to face Tang Linkun, he simply put both feet outside the city wall and turned his back to Tang Linkun.
"Senior Brother Yu, when I met with Lu Zhuan Daojun and the Buddha Master, they didn't remind me to prevent the bloodstone from being lost, they all believed that I could find the Red Dragon Formula, from this point of view, even if he Nan Tianba deceived my bloodstone, I estimate that it won't be long before the bloodstone will definitely return to my hands. Tang Linkun said.
"I'm annoyed that Nan Tianba, this bastard, I don't care if he doesn't have the friendship of a senior brother, but hundreds of thousands of lives because he was greedy for life and afraid of death, betrayed intelligence, and died unexpectedly, I will never forgive him. For such a guy who is completely bad from head to toe, the master actually begged God to forgive him, you didn't talk about any principles, and you followed the master to make mistakes. I'm so chilled!"
"Senior Brother Yu, the master hopes that every one of our apprentices will have a good future, his old man hates iron and steel! Nan Tianba has such a thing, he is sad that he didn't teach him well......"
"You guys are protecting your shortcomings, have you thought about the relatives of those hundreds of thousands of soldiers? Have you thought of their wives, children, and mothers?" Yu Zhendong suddenly shouted, attracting a lot of boring guests to surround him.
"Get out, get out of here, annoyed Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu kicked you all under the city wall. ”
"Neurotic!"
The getaways departed.
When Yu Zhendong's mood calmed down a little, Tang Linkun said: "Senior Brother Yu, I admit that I am soft-hearted and confused, then you say, what should I do?"
"It's very simple, our Alien Treasure Stream is now almost hundreds of thousands of people, there are many people and great power, you immediately give an order as the Lord of the Great Stream, all the displaced people of this stream, it is everyone's responsibility to arrest Nantian Ba!"
"Heavenly Court's Divine Hunting Camp can't find Nan Tianba, is it useful for us to do this?"
"Whether it's useful or not, this is an attitude, now you take in Nan Tianba's five wives and concubines to the Rope Palace, if you don't do this, I'm afraid it will be true again. In case the court gets serious, I'm afraid you won't be able to escape it. If something happens to you, our Strange Treasure Flow has just been a bit weathery, and I'm afraid that the trees will fall and scatter again by then. ”
Tang Linkun has been away for many years, and it has always been Yu Zhendong who has been doing it for himself, and listening to Yu Zhendong say this, Tang Linkun fell into deep contemplation.
"Okay, after I return to the Rope Palace, I will immediately issue a hunt and kill order to all branches. ”
"It's a simple chase and kill order, and there are not a few words, why wait until you go back to the Rope Palace?" Yu Zhendong did not relent.
"Okay, okay, it's up to you!"
Tang Linkun gently pushed Yu Zhendong, and Yu Zhendong, who was caught off guard, almost didn't climb down the city wall, and Tang Linkun, who had a hint of pleasure after the prank, laughed and rose into the clouds......
"Okay, you dare to calculate Senior Brother!" Yu Zhendong immediately chased after him.
Seeing that Tang Linkun had pulled Yu Zhendong back, everyone was silent.
Yu Zhendong poured himself a glass of wine and walked to the master's side, "Master, I was impulsive just now, please punish you!"
"Hey, it's all a family, no one will inevitably have a bad mood, the master is not angry with you at all, there is no need to punish, you still coax your daughter-in-law to go! When the foolish fairy said this, he laughed first.
The hall burst into laughter.
"Master, I made a big fuss about the master's birthday banquet, since the master refuses to punish me, then I will punish myself with three cups!" Yu Zhendong drank three cups in a row. Then he came to the table of the five ladies of Nan Tianba.
"Yu is only targeting Nan Tianba, and it has nothing to do with you. Please forgive me for the offense!" Yu Zhendong had three cups in a row.
Pan Jinlian picked up a wine glass and stood up, "Yu Pian is as jealous as hatred, I Jinlian admires a real man like you the most in my life, come, I salute you!"
Yu Zhendong drank it all again, and the atmosphere of the entire hall became lively.
"Senior Brother Yin Peng, I heard that your ticket for Huxiaotian has now risen to 1,000 Shenzhou coins, can you say something to make everyone happy?"
After Li Bai drank a pot of wine, he opened his chest and exposed his breasts, put one foot on the chair, and looked like a bohemian and uninhibited style, and his voice was also extremely loud.
"Okay, then I'll tell you an opening joke......"
"Wait, I have a suggestion, if Senior Brother Yin doesn't make us laugh, then we can be punished with a pot of wine. Wu Daozi and Li Bai are a virtuous person, the trouser belt is scattered and he doesn't know it, the wine jar is placed at his feet, and it is too troublesome to even put it in the pot, so he used a long bamboo tube and poured it into his mouth one by one.
"No one is smiling, have a drink, Senior Brother Yin, let's all see your funny kung fu today. Do you dare?" Wang Xizhi spoke like his words, with rules and laws.
Yin Peng stood on the chair and opened his mouth: "A husband and wife, who have nothing to drink, played a game of guessing food, and the wife guessed with her husband." The wife saw a plate of steamed buns on the table. The wife described: round, white, and edible. Seeing that her husband couldn't guess, her wife continued to describe: It's white, soft, and you still ate it last night. My husband seemed to be in a hurry, and blurted out: Mimi ......"
Yin Peng's voice didn't fall, only to hear Li Bai fall to the ground with a puff of laughter, which may have touched his laughter, Li Bai couldn't get up from laughing on the ground. Listening to Yin Peng's jokes, he laughed a lot, and when he saw Li Bai fall, he laughed again. Everyone in the hall laughed.
"No, no, we still have to listen to ......," Pan Jinlian exclaimed, the joke was quite to her taste.
"Yes, yes, no, I have to repeat it. Wang Xizhi didn't stop laughing until this moment.
Yin Peng was even more unambiguous, and came to another while the iron was hot: "When my son was taking a bath, he asked his father with doubts: What is the use of a man asking for Mimi? Dad pondered for a while and replied: Only in this way can you distinguish the back from the front!"
It's hard to brake this thing by laughing, and everyone else in the hall laughed except for Tang Linkun.
The Confused Immortal quickly noticed something unusual, "Lin Kun, what's wrong with you?"
Tang Linkun heard the fighting sound of the Truth Array, and blurted out: "It's not good, Nan Tianba has gone to the Rope Palace." ”