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In the world, when many strange reasons are combined with inexplicable things, the chemical reaction is often born of absurd things. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It is estimated that this is also the most ridiculous thing that happened to Meng.

You said, classmate Meng walked out of a valley on foot, you know, his current body is basically the same as ordinary people, or even worse, even if a strong person walks such a long distance on foot, he may not be able to withstand it.

The reason why Meng was able to walk out of the valley with perseverance was all because of one belief: to leave the fairy, not to add trouble to her, not to increase her sorrow.

So, when he finally came out of the valley, was it easy for him?

However, even if there are no flowers and applause, it is even a person who kidnaps to be the groom.

There is a saying that the two biggest joys in life are when the same room spends candles and nights on the gold list.

However, all happiness is based on the affirmation of rewards obtained through one's own efforts, and absolutely not on welfare alms obtained in forced circumstances. For what a few samurai said that the fiancé of the beautiful woman fell off a cliff and died three days ago, and the old patriarch asked them to catch a man from Middle-earth to replace him, and the strange reason for marrying a beautiful woman, classmate Meng didn't believe it at all.

However, after all, the situation is stronger than people, and he knows that his resistance will not only have no effect, but also, with a good chance of being killed, on the spot.

Alas, people are unlucky, there is really no bottom line, and you will suffer if you walk, and you won't let people walk well?

What the samurai didn't lie to him was that he was pushed into a room, and then, pressed to the bed, several women came, chattering as if it were a festival, and while calling the one whose clothes had been peeled off clean, they also said tsk and praise, and exchanged words with each other about Yume-san's blushing face when they heard it.

Alas, the women knew that Dream was a man from Middle-earth, and thought that he couldn't hear the language of the island country, so they talked unscrupulously.

How did they know that Meng was a world-class killer in his previous life, and the tasks he took over were all over the world, and in order to complete the task, he needed to obtain a lot of information from various black and white channels, such as the Yamaguchi Group of the island country, such as the Italian mafia, and various facts proved that the information channels and times obtained by the black channel were much more detailed and fast than the regular channels.

In other words, in order to complete the task and to come into contact with people in various ways, it is necessary to master multiple foreign languages.

Precisely, the Fusang language is one of them.

Well, you might as well translate a few words from the classmates who heard from Meng: "Tsk, this skin is so smooth, smoother than the girl." ”

"It's so white, it's watery, it can't be that those people pulled a girl from somewhere?"

"Cut, don't you look at the guy under his crotch, the girl will have it?"

"Hehe, who knows if it's fake......"

"That's right, it really doesn't seem that majestic, right?"

"Well, it makes sense. ”

"You touch it, oh, it's better for me to verify it myself...... Oh my God, it's true!"

"Look, everyone is blushing, shy, you guys are so bad, uh-huh, I'll verify ...... too"

“......”

Meng almost wanted to scold: "Your sister! You try to let a few strangers touch your whole body naked, see if you are shy?"

The so-called, fate is like that or something, and when you can't resist it, you can only enjoy it.

Alas, perhaps, different countries, different cultures, and different ideas. That's it, I just think I'm unlucky.

It is worth deep suspicion, several women are rubbing oil, it took half an hour just to put on clothes, I went, isn't the island country very particular about time efficiency, how to get to a few women, so easy to ignore?

Anyway, the will of classmate Meng is firm, and his passionate love exercise in Huaxia is firm, even if he is thousands of miles away from the ocean, under the harassment of several women, he still does not change his original intention, and the banner is clearly erected.

A woman giggled, and then, unknowingly, slammed it down with the back of her hand—

"Whew-"

Classmate Meng gasped in pain, and suddenly died down, couldn't help hating, and said secretly: "Whether you are an aunt or a lady, if I don't kill you, oh no, I am discussing a wonderful life with you, I am not a big hooligan in my dream!"

Bisheng, the perpetrator suddenly approached his ear, exhaled like an orchid, and said to him softly: "Remember, I am your third aunt." ”

She actually spoke it in the language of Middle-earth. Then, she immediately pulled Meng up, still in Fuso's language, and said, "His head is so long, do you want to cut it for him?"

A woman said: "It's still not necessary, it's too late, we have wasted a lot of time, in case Xingzi is unhappy, we will have a hard time." ”

"Alas, that little witch ......"

"Well, time is of the essence, just tie him in two buns. ”

"Well, that's it......"

Tie two buns?

Meng Meng made up his mind and imagined the image of him with two buns on his head, and his expression was about to cry.

"Don't cry, be good," it was the voice of the third aunt, she gently patted the head of classmate Meng, "The third aunt promises to make you dignified and delicate, and fascinate that girl." ”

"Hey, don't be verbose, hurry up. ”

Finally, with the concerted efforts of the three aunts and other women, Meng felt that not only had his hair combed twice, but also his face was smeared with powder, regardless of whether he was depressed and uncomfortable, anyway, in the admiration of several women, he was led by the hand and taken into another room. A crisp and gentle woman's voice sounded in the room, "Are you alright?"

The third aunt replied, "Okay, Miss Xingzi. ”

Although the voice was soft but extremely resolute: "Well, you all retreat." ”

The women did not speak, but presumably nodded, and then exited the room, and closed the door with their hands.

Meng sat on a chair with a red hijab on his head and black cloth over his eyes, like a piece of wood.

The woman seemed to walk a few steps, walked to the table, poured two glasses of wine, and handed one glass to the hand of the dream, at this moment, because the dream wanted to hold the wine glass, the fingers inevitably touched the woman's fingers, and the fingertips swept a trace of warm tenderness, which was a hand overflowing with youthful breath.

With his dream classmate's many years of experience in wandering among the flowers, he told him that the age of a woman is at most ten ** in the mood for love.

The woman also seemed to have a strange emotion, and was silent for a while, and then, she suddenly sighed softly, and said in a rather blunt Middle-earth language: "No matter if, I want to say sorry to you." ”

Meng said in his heart: "You also know that the twisted melon is not sweet, yes, there is no happiness reluctantly, although your voice is very good, it definitely does not mean that your appearance is symmetrical with it, otherwise, you don't have to do the overlord hard bow......"

The woman said softly: "I can't help it, because the people in power are fighting each other, the war is chaotic, and the counties and departments are seriously lacking in troops, and each household must draw an adult to supplement the soldiers, and my family has no brothers except for my parents and my daughter." According to the rules of the Military Service Law, I will go to the front to serve as a soldier......"

If Meng didn't understand the cause of this strange kidnapping wedding at this time, he would really be stupid by the pressure of the deep sea.

Obviously, this woman was so impatient to find a husband, her purpose was nothing more than to find someone to replace her in the service. The local man naturally knew the inside story and didn't do it, so of course the person she was looking for was a foreign tribe who didn't know the inside story, as for why the banquet was held before he was kidnapped and returned?

This is simple, presumably under the urging of the local authorities, they went outside to find a partner while holding a wedding, and it is conceivable that in order to complete her marriage tonight, the woman mobilized the able-bodied people of the whole village to look for her.

It can be seen that in the village, not only the woman's parents hold some authority in their hands, but it is likely that the woman herself must be very popular.

Popular women generally look no different.

This is the best news that classmate Meng has obtained after analysis, and he finally breathes a sigh of relief.

The woman seemed to be slightly stunned, and then said softly: "I said so much, do you understand?"

Meng nodded and did not speak.

The woman said quietly: "You, will you blame me for being too selfish?"

Dream still didn't speak.

The woman couldn't help but be surprised, and said, "Are you dumb? Well, it also saves me the irritability of hearing complaints." ”

Meng couldn't help but worship the woman, she said so much to Meng Meng, but is there a sentence that provides Meng with practical significance to change her opinion?

No.

Blame her?

Did it work?

It is estimated that before dawn, the official will come to ask for someone.

Typical, the wood is already in the boat!

Raw rice is cooked rice, and the rice is dried in the sun, although the aroma is seriously lost, but it is still okay to return to the appearance of rice.

The wood is already in the boat, try to remove the plank, dig a pit and plant it, sprinkle fertilizer, water, pour chlorophyll and growth promoter, and see if it can still become a tree? Can't it? Meng can't bear it anymore and doesn't need to endure it anymore: "You are dumb, your family, your clan, your village, they are all dumb!"

"Ah, aren't you dumb?" the woman immediately forgot all about her disgust with noise, not only was she not annoyed, but even happy, "Okay, so you're not dumb, so we can have a good talk." ”

A woman's fickleness, you can never decide which of her sentences is the truth, because she can decisively subvert the truth she has just established in an instant. She is the one who says it is round, and she is the one who says it is flat, anyway, the truth is always in her hands.

No wonder, some wise people say that it is better to discuss the truth with a woman, it is better to see how the bald head is tenacious and tenacious to fight wits and courage with Xiong Daxiong Er, repeatedly defeated and battled, never say die and never compromise on an inspirational life.

Yume-san shut up again.

However, in the woman's consciousness, classmate Meng seemed to have taken away the little golden man, so she had to say some acceptance speeches, and asked, "You, won't you tell me how you feel?"

Meng sighed, "I just wanted to say something." ”

The woman said, "You say." ”

Meng said, "Can I drink this glass of wine in my hand?"

The woman said, "Of course." ”

However, when Meng picked up the wine glass and was about to put it in his mouth, the woman suddenly said, "Slow." ”

"Uh?——" Meng's hand holding the wine glass was frozen in the air. The woman said, "According to your Middle-earth customs, you are in the red, so ah, I have to pick up your hijab first, right?"

Classmate Meng hates it so much, when the real person is unlucky, it is difficult to drink a little wine.

He snorted and said, "Whatever." ”

"You can't just do it,"

The woman picked up a thing on the table, it should be a small bamboo on the hijab, and then, she slowly said very gently: "I have to slap your head three times, this is custom, and its meaning is to make the man obedient, that is, a formality, don't take it seriously." However, this bamboo is a bit hard, and it is estimated that it will hurt a little, so you can bear with it. ”

This is who Ming's custom, you come out, I promise not to strangle you!

Meng remembered that the high monks of the island country always smashed the big stick on the head when the disciples were circled, and the disciples were smashed on the head and the blood flowed finally vented the resentment in his heart, and he also called it the head stick!

Trampling on the goodness of human nature for high-sounding reasons, perhaps, has always been the best game for some people in high positions to enslave people from low classes.

At this moment, classmate Meng said calmly: "Girl, maybe your nature is kind, but you have been brainwashed by the so-called 'customs' for many years, and you are used to it, and you enjoy it." However, I have to give you a friendly reminder, if you beat me three times tonight, I will slaughter your entire village with blood, you have to think about it. ”

"Hello ——, I'll wait!"

The bamboo held high by the woman finally fell.

Bang bang!

There is nothing wrong with your hearing, not three strokes, but six lashes!

The first three lashes were the head, probably feeling incomprehensible, and then shifting the target and slapping it in the face of the dream classmate.

Moreover, the point is that if it weren't for the fact that the red hijab was knocked over on the sixth whip and fell down, revealing the pale and bloodless handsome face of Classmate Meng, she would never have stopped.

Now, Meng's face is still very pale, but there is blood, three blood grooves, very deep, almost boneless, but he didn't even snort, like a puppet, blood dripping down his face, but he ignored it, as if it was someone else's blood.

His hand holding the glass mechanically reached his lips and dried.

The woman was dumbfounded, according to her imagination, a few fellows casually caught a big road goods on the road, presumably they didn't need to look at it, they were just ordinary to the extreme, but where did they know that it would be such a handsome guy!

She threw down the bamboo, picked up a handkerchief and wiped the blood stains on Meng's face, Meng's hand reached out and gently pushed her hand away, and then ripped off the blindfolded cloth, the game can be played, but even if it is a game, there should be rules and bottom lines.

The woman is really beautiful, wearing a snow-white robe that mops the floor, her eyes are really beautiful, and her figure is also excellent, but classmate Meng completely lost her aesthetic interest, picked up the wine jug and poured it for herself, and then said lightly: "You go out, it's dawn, the official people are here, I'll go with them." ”

The woman looked at him in a daze, forgetting that she was still holding her handkerchief, and then, with a hint of guilt in her eyes, said, "I'm sorry." ”

Yume-san drank and didn't speak.

The woman put the handkerchief on the table and whispered, "I'll have someone send healing medicine to me." ”

As she spoke, she turned around slowly and walked out slowly.

Meng said lightly: "No need, medicine, maybe it can heal the superficial scars, but some injuries left in the bone marrow cannot be treated." ”

The woman turned around, looked at her and forced a smile, and said, "You are a big man, can't you be a little more generous? What's more, although we are blindfolded by you, your hands can move, and if you don't want to, you can resist." ”

Meng sneered and said, "Is a man's generosity to accept the humiliation of being humiliated without a bottom line?

The woman was speechless.

Before leaving the door, he paused and said, "The scars on your face are bloody, it's not good-looking, and when the official comes, I'm afraid it's a little ugly." ”

Meng said lightly: "You can rest assured, as long as I am still breathing, they will not have any opinions." ”

The woman was slightly stunned and said, "My temporary willfulness is over, you, you really regard me as a great enemy!"

Meng said: "Girl, willfulness is not a good excuse to trample on human nature, willfulness, and not the capital of misconduct." Capriciousness comes at a price. ”

The woman sighed gloomily, bit her lip, lifted her lotus foot, and walked out of the door. 8