Chapter 72, time is a pig-killing knife
As soon as he had dinner the next morning, Shangguan Long took Shangguan Fei to the front yard to practice martial arts, saying that he wanted to explain the characteristics of Oriental Fuso ninjutsu. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Today, I'm going to give you a detailed explanation of ninjas and ninjutsu, so you have to listen carefully. In the future, if you encounter Toyo Ninja, it will be of great benefit to you. Especially Fei'er, they will definitely look for you to compete with you when they come to the villa in two days, and you have to listen carefully. Coming to the front yard, Shangguan Long said solemnly.
After seeing the three nodding, Shangguan Long began to explain.
"A ninja is actually a ninjutsu practitioner, and a successful ninja must be good at combining himself and the external environment to complete the task in a combination of movement and static. Therefore, they pay attention to completing their daily practice and exercise through the five ninja paths of food, incense, medicine, qi and body.
Let's talk about food first. Ninjas are often seen lightly on tree rooftops, so it is said that a qualified ninja should not weigh more than 60 kilograms. Its three meals a day are mainly black rice, oats, tofu, konjac, etc. At the same time, ninjas need to maintain a high level of physical strength, so foods rich in protein, iron, and vitamins such as sesame seeds, pine nuts, brown sugar, and quail eggs are often used.
Let's talk about incense. It is said that successful ninjas can judge each other's family situation and status by the smell on their clothes. But at the same time, in order not to be found out by the other party, ninjas often use seven transformations, such as merchants, practitioners, monks, and traveling monks, to hide their identities. Basic spices such as cloves, sandalwood, and cinnamon are the ones they use to create different body odors and enhance the authenticity of their transformations.
As for medicine, it's not simple. Ninjas will inevitably bump into or be injured by their opponents during their missions, and how to avoid mosquito bites is also an important issue when performing long-term incubation missions. Therefore, a qualified ninja must also be a qualified Langzhong medicine expert, who is good at using various plants and herbs in the mountains and forests to cure diseases and repel insects.
The so-called qi means that ninjas should pay attention to self-cultivation in ordinary times, so that they can concentrate on actual combat, be decisive and brave, and not be alarmed.
The body is said to be a ninja who focuses on exercising muscles and joints, and at the same time works with meditation, breathing, massage, acupuncture and other recovery methods to train themselves. In addition to the above five courses, skilled ninjas can predict the weather by watching the starry sky and concoct various gunpowders.
"Ninja Nine-Character Proverbs" refers to "Before, Soldier, Fight, Person, Both, Array, Column, In, Front". This nine-character mantra is a mantra recited by Taoist priests when they expel demons in the mountains, and ninjas also use this "nine-character proverb" as a mantra, ninjas use this, probably because they live in an environment where they will die at any time, and reciting this mantra can give themselves a kind of self-hypnosis to eliminate fear and increase the effect of spiritual power.
In fact, the real ninjutsu, also known as the hidden arts, is the so-called Five Elements Escape Technique in our Central Plains. Five Elements Escape - Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth.
Golden Escape: It is a technique that uses bright metal to emit sound and light to trick the enemy into escaping.
Wood Escape: A ninjutsu that uses trees and grass to escape. The source of Mu Dun is that when practicing, it is generally practiced on trees, and in the past, the house was low, and those who could climb the trees could basically sneak into any house.
Water Escape: Cultivating water nature, using a tube to do underwater breathing, crossing the river with special wooden shoes (water spiders), etc.
Fire Escape: Use chemical methods to make smoke bombs, or some props to set fire.
Earth Escape Technique: A technique to escape by using recesses in the ground, stone walls, earth walls, etc. In the past, most of it was land, and the geology was soft and easy to implement. Depending on the nature of the soil, people who learn this technique will dig tunnels or burrows in the ground to hide.
Ninjas are superhuman, skilled at using swords, hooks and other weapons and darts and other hidden weapons; they can fly up walls and run on the sand without making a sound; they can hold their breath in the water for up to five minutes, and if they use special equipment, they can stay underwater for a day and a night; they are good at fighting on and off the water, and they can even dive to the bottom of the boat to eavesdrop on the conversations of the people on board...... These superhuman skills are learned through inhuman training.
Ninjutsu training requires that you start from a young age, and its basic training mainly includes five aspects: balance, agility, strength, durability and special skills. Through these trainings, ninjas will gain perseverance, endurance, and combat effectiveness beyond ordinary people. Ninjutsu martial arts require ninjas to have a first-class level in swordsmanship, archery, equestrianism, jiu-jitsu, foot skills, body balance, poison darts, etc. But the most demanding martial art is the famous stealth and escape technique. Stealth technique,In fact, there is no real stealth technique.,It's just trained to the hands and feet are extremely sensitive.,The ability to jump and run is very strong.,When people don't find him,Ninja is already fleeting.,Ninjutsu has three uniques.,Respectively, flying technique.、Darkener's poison and detoxification technique,Especially Ichiro Tsuchimura,This guy's poison and detoxification technique is even more unguardable.,So I guess several of his apprentices should also be good at this technique.,So when you fight them, you have to be especially careful when they use this technique.,And Ichiro Tsuchimura This guy is also good at the so-called Danxin technique. ......“
"Brother Shangguan, Brother Shangguan, I finally saw you, I really miss you for more than ten years, I can't even eat when I see you, it can be said that I don't want to eat!" Just when Shangguan Long patiently explained to a few people, a fat man dressed in white ran and ran.... No, to be precise, it should be rushing over with rolling and crawling, with real snot and tears on his face, and he looks really a scoundrel.
This guy ran to him and found Shangguan Long also standing here, instantly stopped his body, wiped a handful of tears and bowed down and said, "Uncle Shangguan is so ....." looks so well-behaved and well-behaved.
Looking at the fat man weighing two or three hundred pounds in front of him, Shangguan Fei looked stunned, and asked weakly, "Are you?"
"Hehe, Brother Shangguan hates it! It's me Bailichuan!" The fat man immediately replied with a smile when he saw Shangguan Fei asking himself. And as he spoke, he slapped Shangguan Fei on the shoulder, and directly slapped Shangguan Fei's ass on the ground.
Seeing Shangguan Fei being slapped on the ground all of a sudden, Bailichuan hurriedly went up and pulled him up to help him pat the dirt on his buttocks, just looking at the expression on the twitching of the corners of Shangguan Fei's mouth, he knew that the strength of this guy's hand was still not light, and Shangguan Long was distressed for a while. The meridians on my son's body are not yet good, how can they withstand your beating, your hands have the power to open the mountain! Thinking of this, Shangguan Long hurriedly asked out loud: "Bailichuan, is your father here?"
"It's coming, it's my father who asked me to ask Uncle to go back, saying that there is something important to discuss, you look at my brain, as soon as I see Brother Shangguan, I am so excited that I forget everything. Bailichuan scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.
"That's okay, then you talk, I'll go to the front yard to have a look, just pay attention to proportion, pay attention to proportion....." Shangguan Long looked at Bailichuan and said two words to pay attention to proportion, but seeing that Bailichuan kept looking at his son Shangguan Fei, Shangguan Long didn't know if he listened to it or not, don't see it for a while, just put his son's tender arms and legs. Because there was something important to do, Shangguan Long didn't dare to delay more, so he could only pray that God would bless his children. When he left, he glanced at Bailichuan again, and sighed silently in his heart: This kid is good anywhere, but his strength is a little bigger..... "Actually, this guy Bailichuan is not only a little stronger, it's just too big." Shangguan Long has been on the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he has never seen any kind of heroes in the rivers and lakes with amazing strength, but there is really no one who pulls out mountains and rivers like Bailichuan. This guy was no different from ordinary people a few years ago, but after the age of eight, he grew fatter and fatter, and his strength became bigger and bigger, and at the age of twelve, he single-handedly tore a black bear in half, which is an adult black bear! Over the years, Bailifeng has often complained in front of Shangguan Long, saying that his son might as well be born with the same pulse as Shangguan Fei and can't learn martial arts, in the past few years, there have been countless tables and chairs that have been broken by Bailichuan in the family, and if it goes on like this, he Bailifeng must be bankrupt, and no matter how solid his family background is, he can't stand his son being such a loser!
"Are you really my Baili brother?" Shangguan Fei still couldn't believe that the guy in front of him was his younger brother. This guy is as fat as a Maitreya Buddha, and he is too far from the Baili brother in his impression! Although Bailichuan was a little obese at that time, it was not the same figure as it is now! This Nima looks like two or three hundred pounds, and he will immediately catch up with Wang Hu.
"Brother Shangguan, don't tease me, I'm the Baili Chuan who has been following you up the tree to dig out the bird's nest and catch fish and shrimp behind you when I was a child! At that time, you loved me very much, every time I came to the villa, you would bring me those delicious desserts that you treasure that you are usually reluctant to eat, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, don't you remember me? After speaking, he stretched out his hands and was about to hug Shangguan Fei, but Shangguan Fei was so frightened that he quickly jumped to the side.
"Brother Baili, your change is quite ... Not small, why are you so now.... I'm really afraid to recognize you. Shangguan Fei thought about it for a long time and didn't know how to describe the Baili River in front of him, and in the end he could only say that this guy was strong.
"I don't know! After the age of eight, my weight came up, drinking cold water and growing meat, at that time I was also very depressed and entangled, I don't know what was going on, and I was relatively inferior, I often didn't eat to go on a hunger strike to lose weight, but it didn't have any effect at all, and I almost collapsed from hunger, and the taste of an empty stomach was really uncomfortable. In the end, I also figured it out, fat is fat! As long as people are confident, they are fat, and they are also very charming, isn't it? Look at me now, although I am a little fatter, but I am not the same brilliance and still handsome?" After speaking, Bailichuan also raised his hand and posed in a multiface.
"What are you looking at, I've never seen a handsome guy!" Bailichuan finished posing, and saw that there was a strange man next to Shangguan Fei staring at him without blinking, and he had goosebumps coming out when he saw it, and he hurriedly shouted.
"Uh! No, I've seen handsome guys, but I've never seen you so handsome, I think you can be a little fatter, then you'll be more handsome and charming." Hua Xiaoyu saw that the man in front of him was Bailichuan, not to mention how happy he was, he was worried that his imaginary enemy was very strong, but he didn't expect it to be a fat man, and he was still thinking hard about making a battle plan for a long time last night, and it seemed that he didn't need it.
"I love to hear you, you're very good at sycophants! Bailichuan laughed when he heard Hua Xiaoyu's words.
"Brother Baili, let me introduce you, this is Brother Hua Xiaoyuhua, this is Nangong Yue, they are all my friends....." Shangguan Fei pointed to Nangong Yue and Hua Xiaoyu and introduced to Baili Chuan.
"Brother Baili, Yue'er doesn't like physical contact with people。。。。。 After seeing Nangong Yue, Bailichuan's eyes lit up obviously, and he was about to rush over to greet him, but he was pulled by Shangguan Fei, for fear that Yue'er would kick this guy away because he was not adaptable.
"Yue'er??..."When the shrewd Bailichuan heard Shangguan Fei's address to Nangong Yue, he looked at Shangguan Fei with a little deep meaning and pondered.
Without waiting for Bailichuan to speak, Shangguan Fei quickly covered his mouth. Hand him a 'you know' look. I just secretly exclaimed in my heart: This guy is too perverted, right?
Bai Lichuan stared at Shangguan Fei for a while. Showing an understanding expression, the two looked at each other and smiled, that smile looked more treacherous and treacherous, the ancients often said that embarrassment is treacherous, it is estimated that they are the two guys in front of them!
Just in the process of laughing, Baili Chuan secretly looked at Nangong Yue again, and then said with a wave of his fat hand: "Let's go, let's go to the river to catch fish, today I will let you taste my Baili cuisine of Baili grilled fish, and keep you eating this time and thinking about next time." After saying that, he took the lead and walked towards the outside of the villa.
Hua Xiaoyu looked at Bailichuan's mountain-like figure, and looked at Shangguan Fei with a questioning expression, which means that this guy is the Baili brother you said yesterday, this is 108,000 miles different from what you described, okay? Are you sure that this person has not been replaced by roles? This person's weight is still slightly fat as you said? This is obviously a thorough obscene big fat man, okay?
Shangguan Fei shook his head with a wry smile at Hua Xiaoyu, and muttered in his mouth: "Could it be that the years are really a pig-killing knife? But this pig was killed too early!"
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