Su Bai really regretted it, he always thought that practicing martial arts was a very powerful thing, very handsome, and could help him reach the peak of his life and win to marry Bai Fumei. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In his thinking, getting such an adventure doesn't it mean that he is the protagonist?

As the protagonist, no matter how difficult the martial arts are, they can be easily learned in his hands, and God specially prepared them for him. Who would have thought that after starting to study, he got the evaluation that 'the physical qualifications are good, but the IQ is insufficient, and it takes at least 50 years to understand them'.

He has always felt that he is the protagonist of this world, whether it is the past or the present, everything in the world exists because of him.

Although he was ruthlessly adjusted by reality, but deep down, he has not changed, and this adventure made him believe in it...... But because of the lack of IQ, it takes 50 years to train?

At that time, he will become an old grandfather, and he can pave the way for the next generation of protagonists!

Such a blow is like being in love with a childhood sweetheart for more than ten years, and is about to enter the marriage hall, but at the marriage inspection, I was told, 'Dude, you are intersex, you are a man on the outside, but in fact, the essence is a woman, and the outside is just a sausage. The most painful thing was when he looked in the mirror and found that his face was full of scum.

Thanks to the cognition of 'I am the protagonist', which is deeply implanted in the three views, Su Baizhen did not collapse, and then got a turnaround.

"But it's not impossible, with the help of me, the great martial arts master, even if you are a pig, I can train you to become a second senior brother, but you have to suffer a little. Hearing this, Su Bai was naturally overjoyed, and sure enough, he was still the protagonist, and hurriedly said that he was not afraid of hardship, and he liked hardship the most.

It's a pity that the words he said can't be taken back, he regrets it, he doesn't want to learn martial arts at all, think about it carefully, it's a civilized society now, and it's useful to learn martial arts!

A few gangsters in Black Dog Street have gone to move cement; the grandmother downstairs who sells fruit has not received fake money for three years; several people who gathered to gamble next door have been arrested and sent to prison, and they have been educated not to want it; the daughters of the old Li family have all been good, saying, 'I am tired and want to find an honest and good man to marry,' and a matchmaker found him a few days ago.

There's a fart for learning martial arts...... In addition to exercising, it is said that he can live a long life, he can pretend to be forced in front of beautiful women, and maybe he can also open a martial arts gym to get in close contact with beautiful apprentices......

Actually, it's not that useless, but it hurts so much!

If you say that your IQ is not enough, let your body understand the memory, so every time he moves, he will receive a heavy blow. Although it seemed to be just a little light, the pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow made him as strong as he shed tears.

It's not that he's useless, he swears that he accidentally let the hammer fall off the table and hit his toes the year before last, and he couldn't help it.

But the pain he felt at that slight point was a hundred times stronger than that time!

Some people say that the most painful thing in the world is when a woman gives birth, and he is now very sure that even if ten women give birth together, the pain they bear is not as good as his!

Xia Yu, who seems to be very talkative, seems to have become a ruthless demon king at this moment, no matter how he cries, begs, even abuses, and resists, he can't be moved in the slightest, and all he gets from struggling again and again is a more ruthless whipping.

After a morning of training, there were no scars on the surface of his body, and his hands and feet could move naturally, as if the countless blows did not exist.

However, the pain remaining in the memory has not weakened in the slightest, once I think of it, it is like reappearing, deeply experiencing the pain of not being able to survive and not being able to die, looking at Xia Yu's eyes can't help but bring a little fear, he is really a dog, and he will worship a big demon king as a teacher.

"It's the best solution I've calculated, and every time you make a mistake in the practice, the pain will come back. Don't be lazy, become my disciple, even if it's just an informal disciple who has learned a little bit, you can't be incompetent. I've just used the stimulation of your nerves and hypnosis to implant a command in your body and brain, and if you don't practice it ten times a day, then it will be ...... It's so cruel that I can't bear to say it. There is only one way to get rid of it, which is to practice this set of martial arts, as long as you practice it seriously ten times a day, you should be able to practice it in half a year, and if you practice it thirty times a day, then you can practice it in two months. ”

...... Su Bai really made a bitter face, this is not scientific!

Martial arts masters are martial arts masters, what do you know about hypnosis, or Xueba, and you have such a beautiful junior sister, you are the protagonist.

"I left you the advanced chapter, and when you learn this set of basic martial arts, you can try to learn the advanced chapter. The advanced chapter has the effect of stimulating the brain, maybe it can make you smarter, and it also has some beauty and beauty effects, and the most important thing is that it can strengthen the kidneys! ”

Bang, closing the door, Su Baizhen leaned against the door, breathing a sigh of relief, this plague god finally sent away.

However, what did he mean by saying three times in a row just now? Does he think that my kidneys are deficient? Su Baizhen put his hand behind his back and touched his kidney, and when he lay down, a strong stabbing pain struck, making him collapse to the ground and unable to speak. It took a long time to recover and understand what Xia Yu meant.

If he doesn't practice ten times a day and can't practice the advanced chapter, then his kidneys ......

He is just an ordinary office worker, an ordinary secondary two disease, why did he have such an encounter!

How unjust God is!

Woo, his happiness, Su Bai really had tears in his eyes and began to practice on his own.

Click, the door opened, and as soon as Xia Lingling entered the door, she found that her brother was like a nervous disorder, grinning with bared teeth, and the expression on his face was extremely distorted, with pain, cruelty, sadness and a strange happiness, holding a wooden ruler in his hand, making strange movements.

She took out her hand, simply took out her mobile phone, and hurriedly dialed the ambulance: "Hey, is it twenty zero? Come and save people, my brother is having a psychotic attack......

Smack, Su Baizhen snatched the phone: "You are mistaken, I am just practicing martial arts, a magical martial arts." ”

His face was still immersed in pain, and his trembling muscles made his expression look very fierce. After all, they are brothers and sisters who have been together for more than ten years, Xia Lingling looked at Su Baizhen suspiciously, and still chose to believe him. Then Su Baizhen poured beans like beans, talking about the tragic experience from yesterday to the present, but his kindness was rewarded like this, and his little heart was greatly traumatized......

I wanted to be comforted by my sister, but I found that my sister didn't doubt what he said, didn't suspect that there were such strange people in the world, such magical martial arts, but asked their names directly.

"Name? I remember that he claimed to be the head of Wudang Mountain, his name was Xia Yu, and his junior sister was Yu Mingke. ”

Knowing the name, Xia Lingling's face changed, she looked left and right, found the water pipe that was cut off by Xia Yu, touched the traces on it, and was silent. Then I went back to my room and saw the quilt that had been neatly laid out on the bed, and the photo of the bedside being moved a little bit.

Soon, Xia Lingling walked out and asked about the whereabouts of the two, but got the answer that they left at noon and didn't know where to go.

"Stupid brother!" Xia Lingling scolded angrily, and directly punched Su Baizhen's stomach, then slammed the door open, rushed out, and disappeared in front of him in an instant.

Su Baizhen covered his stomach, squatted on the ground, carefully felt the strength of his fist, thought of a description on the secret book, and exclaimed: "This power is endless, one after another, is it the 'shock' word formula described in the advanced chapter, one of the four advanced skills of martial arts." And being able to completely control the strength, so that people can hurt but not die, can only be done by advanced chapters, and my sister didn't even hurt me...... Our sister can't be a martial arts master!"