Chapter 340: Scoundrel
"This Taoist is so sensible, didn't he ask for the Taoist number?" said that Hu Lai turned his head and saw that the person who was talking was Zhang Xuanqing, his heart moved slightly, his small eyes narrowed, and he smiled at him and said hello. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhang Xuanqing also smiled back: "This friend is polite, a poor and unknown person, and he is not enough to worry about." ”
He knew that this kind of scoundrel couldn't be touched, and he couldn't get rid of it if he stuck it. And killing can't be killed, after all, the reason why a scoundrel can be called a scoundrel is that there are constant petty rapes and small evils, and there are no big traitors, otherwise they are bullies, and the government may not be able to tolerate them. But this kind of scoundrel is the most disgusting, it really makes the other party remember, and he dares to trouble you in three days, so Zhang Xuanqing doesn't plan to talk to the other party more.
Hearing this, Hu Lai laughed, didn't say more, turned his head and looked back at the big man: "Boy, just say it, do you give this protection money?"
On the other side, the big man was entangled for a moment, scratched his head with his hand and said, "Since you have to give it, then I will give it too, how much do you have to pay?"
A nearby stall selling cooking cakes wanted to speak, but in the end he didn't say anything. He originally wanted to remind Dahan that he didn't have to pay the money, but he knew that they didn't have to pay it now because they had been cheated by Hu Lai a few times, and Hu Lai had taken advantage of it a few times, but Dahan didn't have it back once. In addition, cutting off people's financial means is like killing their parents, and now that the big man is going to give money, if he stops it again, no matter whether the big man gives it for a while or not, Hu Lai will entangle him in the future.
Being pestered by a scoundrel is the most terrible, he doesn't need to beat you, he doesn't need to threaten you with your family, just stop in front of your stall every day, and come and blow you away. If you don't spread the word that what you sell is not good, for example, the person who buys the cloth says that your cloth will rot if it doesn't wear it for two days, and the person who sells the bun says that the bun you make is stuffed with human flesh...... In this way, although no one believes the words of the scoundrel, I am afraid that after a long time, I will listen to it a lot, and some others will say the same. No matter how good your things are or how cheap they are, no one will buy them -- the stall owner who lost face and made everyone not have to pay "protection money" is an example. Since that incident, within a month, the stall owner did not come, and it is said that he will not sell anything when he goes back, so he will change his career to farming. Therefore, thinking of the "lesson from the past", the stall owner who sold cooking cakes did not plan to say anything.
Just when the stall owner paid attention, he saw that Hu Lai raised his hand at the big man, stretched out five fingers, and said, "For the sake of seeing you so happy, I won't say anything to you." In this way, you give me 500 wen, and I will guarantee that you will sell things here from now on, and no one will dare to ask you for trouble. ”
"How much?" Dahan's eyes widened, five hundred wen, it's not worth so much money if he sells this stall! Oh, plus the donkey that he sold to Zhang Xuanqing just now, it's worth it, and there is still a surplus. The donkey was no more, no less, and it was sold for five hundred wen. But he'll have to buy another donkey!
Thinking of this, he stiffened his neck and said in a throat: "I said big brother, you don't think you're cheating me? Five hundred wen, you kill me! I only spent a penny to rent this place, and it was only for three days, and it is not certain whether I will come in the future." If you don't give it, I won't give it if you kill me!"
Hu Lai raised his eyebrows: "You really don't give it?"
"Seriously!"
"Sure enough, you won't give it?"
"Sure enough!"
Seeing that the two were about to pinch each other, the owner of the cooking cake seller next to him pushed the stall and wanted to leave, so as not to catch fire at the city gate and harm the fish in the pond. It's a pity that there are a lot of people around, and his car can't push the place.
Seeing that Hu Laidu began to roll up his arms and sleeves, he hurriedly said: "I said two, stop the anger, both stop the anger." For such a trivial matter, it is not worth it. Hulai, everyone is a villager, look up and don't look down, don't be too nonsense, bully other newcomers. And this little brother, five hundred wen is indeed a little more, can't you just give him a few fires to burn?"
His voice fell, and then there was a chorus.
"That's it, Hu Lai, you can't bully people just because they're new. ”
"Isn't it just that you don't have any money and want to spend two money, there are more than ten or twenty Wen, enough for you to have a meal of wine and food. If you want 500 Wen, you're too much of a bully. ”
"Okay, let's stop at the right time. ”
“......”
There are vendors and people who go to the market to buy things. From this, it can be seen that this Hu Lai is really famous in this town, and almost no one does not know him. It can also be seen that a scoundrel is really different from a bully. If it was a bully, I am afraid that no one would dare to speak at this time.
In the face of everyone's accusations, his face did not change, and he scolded back: "You've had enough of a good life, right? What's the matter, whose daughter-in-law is lonely at night, and whose daughter-in-law lacks a warm kang head? Okay, wow, I'll see who it is, I'll go to your house tonight to help." ”
Suddenly everyone stopped talking, and they knew that the beast had really done that.
Seeing that his words had an effect, Hu Lai looked proud, and then turned back to look at the big man, but saw the other party holding this fire in his hand, and said, "Oh, if you give you food, you should be given money." ”
Hu Lai was furious: "Why should you send Hanako?" The splitter wanted to slap the fire off the big man's hand, but the big man was faster than him, and took back his hand first: "Don't forget it, I won't give it yet." ”
"Wait a minute!" Seeing this, Hu Lai stopped and rolled his eyes: "You bring this thing, I'll taste it." ”
The big man was really good-natured, and handed him the fire again.
That Hu Lai took it and put it in his mouth and bit it, chewed it twice, but with a "bah" sound, it all spat on the ground, and scolded: "What is it, it's really unpalatable, it's not real donkey meat at all!"
Dahan was anxious: "How can it not be real donkey meat? Don't talk nonsense!"
Hu Lai said: "That's my brother, I never talk nonsense, only nonsense." Don't talk nonsense, your donkey meat is fake! Wow, dare to sell fake donkey meat in our Xishan Town, I see that you are impatient!"
The big man glared angrily: "I don't know you, you're just talking nonsense." I'm not fake donkey meat!"
"It's fake!"
"Not at all!"
"Fake!"
"Really!"
"Fake, fake, fake!"
"Really, really, really!"
"Okay, you said your donkey meat is real, do you have any way to prove it?"
"Absolutely!"
"How do you prove it?"
"Kill on the spot to show you ......"
The big man said that he was looking for the donkey with a knife, but he saw that his donkey had already run under Zhang Xuanqing's buttocks, and then he remembered that he had just sold the donkey to Zhang Xuanqing, how could he kill it?
Seeing that he was stunned, Hu Lai sneered and said, "What's the matter, can't you prove it, right? I'll just say that your donkey meat is fake, hmph! Everyone, listen up, don't buy his donkey meat in the future, it's unpalatable and fake donkey meat, it's completely a trick!"
Suddenly, the big man's face turned red, and he glared angrily at Zhang Xuanqing: You still said that you didn't come to smash the field? )