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Seeing that the day after tomorrow is the 25th exam date, all the talents are now fighting day and night in the sea of books and literature, no matter what the weekdays are, many people are really interested in fame, but some are the same as Liang Wenfu, the examination is just so that they don't have to go to the county every day to learn something in the future.

Yu Jiusi is a person who really wants to be an official, but he has hit a wall in the previous two township exams, so he has worked extra hard this time, and he is almost forgetting to sleep and eat. In addition to his own efforts, he did not forget to guide Liang Wenfu wholeheartedly, and strive to be able to high school at the same time.

Liang Wenfu was naturally very grateful to Yu Jiusi and wanted to study hard, but he really couldn't see those boring eight strands, so he simply found a reason to come to the Qingshui River again in the afternoon. Sitting in the shade of the ginkgo tree, the lotus fragrance is refreshing in the autumn breeze, but Liang Wenfu is very anxious in his heart, the more he reads the anthology of current literature these days, the more his brain is like a mess.

Liang Wenfu can never forget what he has read, but the most important thing is to comprehend the skills of writing essays! Bagu originally extracted a sentence of the sage from the Four Books and the Five Classics, and then asked the examinee to write an article to demonstrate the correctness and reasonableness of the sage's words.

But the original text of the Four Books and Five Classics is just that, after more than 100 years of eight shares of the test, all the sentences have been used as exam questions I don't know how many times, so there have long been candidates with good memories who copied the previous year's test papers from other countries, and the bet is that the examiner cannot have read all the test papers in the world over the years!

Later, this trend intensified, and finally someone invented a truncation problem to deal with it! The so-called truncation problem is to "truncate" half of two unrelated sentences in the original text, and then "tie" them together as a whole sentence proposition, and even take half of the sentences from the two books to put together!

Liang Wenfu is now reading this eight-strand is a truncation question, the title of which is called "Fish and Turtles Can't Eat Forest Timber", the original text is from Mencius: Counting Gu can't enter the pond, fish and turtles can't eat it;

Strictly speaking, such a question is indeed completely from the original text of the four books, and it can indeed prevent any more candidates from copying the articles of their predecessors. But this kind of random patchwork of the question is already bullshit, but the candidate has to write an article that cites the classics to demonstrate the reasonableness of this sentence, isn't this nonsense?

It is precisely because of the prevalence of interception questions that it is impossible for Liang Wenfu to cheat by not forgetting them, because it is impossible to encounter the same topic!

"Ahh

"Good wine! What a good wine!" At this moment, a person suddenly heard a compliment beside him.

Liang Wenfu got up and saw a young scholar in white standing next to him, this scholar had big ears and starry eyes, and he looked very handsome.

"Under the surname of the famous Zhong, the word teacher!" the scholar bowed his hand to Liang Wenfu and introduced himself.

"The surname is Liang, and the word is Fu. Liang Wenfu hurriedly returned the salute, and at this time he was bored, so he handed over the wine gourd and said, "Brother Tai is a good winemaker, you might as well come and drink with me!"

Wenzishi was not polite, took the gourd and took a sip, and praised: "How can you solve your worries? Only Du Kang! This is authentic Du Kang wine!"

Liang Wenfu said with a smile: "Brother Wen is really a good winemaker, but the younger brother only knows that this is wine, and as for what kind of wine, he can't drink it!"

Wenzishi shook his head and sighed: "I only have one habit in my life, and that is this drinking! Speaking of which, if it weren't for the greed for drinking the contents of this cup, how could I have fallen here?"

Although he heard the loneliness in the other party's words, the two had just met for the first time, and Liang Wenfu naturally didn't want to inquire about people's privacy, so he didn't answer.

Wen Zishi clapped his hands: "Don't talk about it, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow!" said and handed the wine gourd to Liang Wenfu, and after Liang Wenfu took a sip, he directly took it and took a big sip.

"It's really good wine!" Wen Zishi wiped the corners of his mouth and sighed, then looked around and said, "It's just that this is nothing to drink, it's boring, I'll see what you caught." As he spoke, he stepped forward and lifted Liang Wenfu's fishing rod.

Liang Wenfu also looked expectantly, wondering if his straight hook could catch something every time, but he saw that the wrist of the master holding the fishing rod shook slightly, and with a "snap", a large round ball was thrown out of the water and just landed in his outstretched left hand.

"What is this?" Liang Wenfu stepped forward curiously to take a look, only to see that Wenzishi was holding a strange fish in his hand, except for a long tail, the whole body of the fish was as round as a balloon, and even the eyes and mouth grew directly on the surface of the ball. The back of this round ball monster fish has dark green tiger skin stripes, and the bulging belly is snow-white.

Wenzi took out a knife from his sleeve, and said to Liang Wenfu while squatting in the water to kill fish: "Today's luck is good, you and I are blessed to have such delicious wine!"

I don't know what this Wenzi Master does, he even has a few small bottles in his sleeves, which contain all kinds of spices, and he will bake the strange fish in a while.

The strange fragrance came to his nose, Liang Wenfu was not polite, and directly tore off a piece of fish meat and ate it, but he didn't expect this strange fish to taste surprisingly delicious. Liang Wenfu had never eaten such a delicious taste, so he praised sincerely: "Brother Wen's grilled fish skills are really amazing, I have never eaten such delicious grilled fish!"

"It's the fish that's delicious, not the craft!" Wen Zishi laughed, "It's strange to say Brother Liang, this thing is pufferfish, you must have heard of it!"

"Pufferfish!" Liang Wenfu exclaimed, although he had never seen this thing, he had heard of the famous name of pufferfish. The body of the puffer fish is highly poisonous, if it is cooked a little inappropriately, it will die! But because the legend is that this fish is the most delicious in the world, so there is no shortage of people who are willing to risk their lives to try it in the past dynasties, and even Su Dongpo praised the puffer fish, so there is a saying called "desperately eat the puffer fish".

Liang Wenfu felt that there was no abnormality in his body, so he picked up the puffer fish and took a big bite, and praised Su Dongpo's words: "It's also worth dying!"

"Hahaha!" Wen Zishi laughed heartily.

After a while, the two of them ate a gourd wine and a puffer fish.

After drinking and eating, Wen Zishi sat on the side and asked, "Brother Liang is a talent at a young age, and it is when Qingyun is rising, why did I see you sulking when I came?"

After eating the delicious puffer fish, Liang Wenfu only felt that the depression in his heart had been expressed a lot, so he lay down directly on the stone, put his arm under his head, and sighed: "Isn't it the day after tomorrow that the township test of Na Laoshi is making trouble?" Alas! In my opinion, the scientific examination is the most torturous thing in time, if it is not for a free body, I will be content to be a show talent in this life, how can I be willing to go to the trouble to participate in the township examination?"

"Why is the scientific expedition torturous?" Wen Zishi asked strangely.

"In my opinion, there are seven images when participating in the imperial examination!" Liang Wenfu laughed at himself, "When I first entered the examination room, I carried the examination basket in my hand, and I wanted to strip off my clothes and dismantle my hair bun to search, like a beggar; I was scolded loudly by the soap guards during the roll call, like a prisoner; and during the examination, I was hunched up in a two-foot square room, looking like a cicada at the end of autumn!"

Wenzishi smiled knowingly: "It's also an image, I don't know what other four images?"

Liang Wenfu went on to say: "I took the exam for three days in a row, and when I appeared, I was dizzy and my steps were vain, like a sick bird out of the cage; when I went home and waited for the list to be released, I imagined that when I was on the list, I immediately danced and scratched my ears and cheeks, and when I thought of a fallen grandson and my face was sad and panicked, what difference does this look like from a monkey that has been chained? After being on the list, seeing that other people's good news is frequently spread but I am not on the list, I can't help but curse the heavens for being unfair and the examiner has no eyes. ”

Wen Zishi laughed: "And the last one?"

Liang Wenfu sighed: "After the fire is gone, I only feel that all thoughts are lost, and I can't wait to go into the mountains and retreat immediately, but after two or three days, looking at the scenery after others are lifted, I can't help but itch, and I bury my head in hard reading again. ”

Although Liang Wenfu Xiucai only took the exam once, he took the college entrance examination twice in his previous life before going to university, and what he said later is his mood after the college entrance examination in his previous life, and it is the same as the candidates in this world.

Seeing Liang Wenfu's depressed appearance, Wenzishi patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "It's not very difficult to take the township test, Brother Liang doesn't have to be so discouraged." ”

Liang Wenfu shook his head: "How can I not be discouraged? I don't have any way to deal with that bullshit interception question!"

"I'm still a big deal!" Wen Zishi said with a smile, "Those who can make interception questions are some corrupt Confucians, you just need to make an essay that is more mysterious than the examiner who made the question, and just cover him! ”

Seeing that Master Wen was worried about his boring troubles, Liang Wenfu realized that he was out of shape, so he responded with a smile: "Maybe, then I'll try it according to what Brother Wen said this time, I can't say that I can't get a solution!"

Seeing that Liang Wenfu still had no bottom in his heart, Wenzishi said directly: "That's it, I'll take the test for you!"

"I'm afraid it won't work, right?" Liang Wenfu refused, he didn't have a moral fetish, but he couldn't figure out how to take the exam, although there were no photos in this era, but the competition in the township exam was so fierce, so many classmates were watching when the name was checked, how could they let others pretend to be themselves and not report?

Seeing that Liang Wenfu didn't believe it, Wenzishi hesitated for a moment and then asked softly, "If I tell the truth, Brother Liang won't treat me as an outlier, right?"

Is this Wenzi Master a monster? Liang Wenfu sat up and said, "Brother Wen, just say it!"

"Actually, I'm a ghost!" Wen Zishi looked at Liang Wenfu after exiting, and saw that he was not frightened before he relieved his heart, picked up the empty wine gourd on the side and patted it gently, and sighed: "It's all my fault for being addicted to alcohol! I died more than ten years ago, and after learning about the Yuan Dynasty at that time, I got drunk as soon as I was happy, and accidentally drowned in this Qingshui River, becoming a real drunkard!"

Liang Wenfu suddenly realized: "No wonder Brother Wen claimed to have fallen here because of wine!"

Looking at the fish bones on the ground, Liang Wenfu's heart moved: "In this way, the reason why I can fish with a straight hook is all due to Brother Wen?"

Wen Zishi laughed: "It's under the river, I can't leave this river for some reason since I became a ghost in the river, so I haven't drunk alcohol for more than ten years." Every time Brother Liang came over, he poured the rest of the wine into the river, which relieved my cravings, so I just gave a small reward!"

Liang Wenfu finally understood the question he had been having, and hurriedly thanked Master Wenzi, but finally complained: "Since Brother Wen is so good at wine, why didn't he show up earlier to tell him?"

Wenzi Shi laughed and said apologetically: "This is my fault! I have not been reincarnated for so many years, but to practice the way of ghost cultivation in this Qingshui River, if it is leaked out, I am afraid that there will be nosy monks and Taoists to destroy me! I didn't know Brother Liang before, so I haven't shown up to see you, and today I saw that you were in a bad mood, so I came to show up to see if you needed help!"

His worry is human nature, Liang Wenfu expressed his understanding, and finally said: "Thank you Brother Wen for your concern, Brother Wen just said that he wanted to participate in the township test for me, could it be that he wanted to exchange souls with me?"

Wen Zishi nodded and said: "Exactly! Brother Liang is really smart, I just practiced in the past two days, and I can just use it to participate in the township test for you! If Brother Liang is willing, please come here again tomorrow night!"

"Okay! In this case, I will not be polite, in the future, I will bring more wine every day to accompany Brother Wen to drink!" Liang Wenfu agreed without hesitation, and then said with a smile: "With Brother Wen here, I can also eat puffer fish once a day in the future!"

"Haha, Brother Liang is really happy, a word is a certainty!" Wen Zishi smiled and high-fived Liang Wenfu, and then the two chatted until it was dark before parting.

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Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!