Chapter 1 Sometimes it's easy to see, sometimes it's hard
The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the peach blossoms flow and the fish are fat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Green bamboo hats, green clothes, slanting wind and drizzle do not need to return.
- (Tang) Zhang Zhihe
"Hello everyone, my name is Qiu Poor, I am a good young man who is honest and kind, I never expected ......"
"Good boy, don't run!" a loud shout came from afar.
I saw a few golden soldiers running over sweating profusely, obviously chasing this very handsome young man, and shouting from time to time, "Stop me!" ”
And this person is obviously Qiu Poor. I saw that he was wearing a yellow bamboo hat, but his black hair was scattered, and he specially wore a snow-white scribe's robe with long sleeves fluttering, carried a sword, and carried light skills, swaying and swaying, and there was a bit of an immortal.
At this time, he was standing on the side of the road and said solemnly with a few children, "I never expected that the city wall would be broken." ”
After that, he flicked his long sleeves, maintained the posture of the five heroes of Langya Mountain on his upper body, and ran away with a little smoke under his feet.
said that a few days ago, Qiu Poor said goodbye to his family and wandered the rivers and lakes alone.
Along the way, occasionally encounter some bandits and grass bandits, or the road is uneven, so you have to clean up or help with a knife.
Every time I return the bag, I use the name of the fairy, leave a poem on the wall, and finally use the 'electromagnetic gun' to make a hole, which is an anti-counterfeiting logo.
In the past few months, he has been chivalrous and righteous, robbing the rich and helping the poor, but he has enough of the addiction of chivalry.
In the rivers and lakes, his name of Ren Xia gradually spread.
No, just now, Qiu Qian put down three gangsters in a few tricks and saved an ignorant girl. In the eyes of the girl who is confused (looking at the fool), it is convenient to write this "Fishing Song" on the wall of Yanjing City.
Qiu Qian was still alive, and deliberately showed off, and used a full-strength 'electromagnetic cannon' to make holes in the city wall.
Good fellow, I was at the edge of the city gate, and I saw that the hole was dark and bottomless, and I don't know how deep it was, and several stones had collapsed directly.
This TM is a slap in the face, the two teams of soldiers guarding the city gate immediately became angry from their hearts, and evil was born to the guts. picked up the swords, guns and spears, and was about to execute Qiu Poor on the spot.
Qiu Qiao smiled and ran away. But he didn't have to go all out, not far or close, and hung these golden soldiers slowly. Let a few people can't catch up, abandon it unwillingly, and the tired are about to stick out their tongues.
The chickens and dogs jumped along the way, Qiu Qiang just came to a corner, and saw a watermelon peel that happened to be coincidental, and it was where Qiu Qiang was about to settle.
Qiu Qiang, "Oops!", his waist straightened, and he was forced to rise two feet in the air, and a harrier turned over and jumped over a little embarrassed.
At this time, there was a faint chuckle behind him, and his voice was crisp, like a yellow bird. When Qiu Qiang looked back, he didn't find anything, he couldn't help touching his nose, a few ups and downs, and disappeared.
When the team of golden soldiers saw it, they were even more angry, "Good boy, don't let us catch you!"
scolded and scolded for a long time before leaving.
I saw a small beggar behind the bun stall on the street corner. Ragged clothes, thin body, with a swarthy torn fur hat on his head, black ash on his face and hands, he could no longer see his eyebrows, and he still held two buns in his hands.
Like a thief, he crept down the alley to the east.
"Stop! that's the watermelon rind you threw just now, right?" said a hand, and patted the little beggar on the shoulder.
The little beggar seemed to have long eyes behind him, turned around, and gently dodged. When I looked up, I saw that it was Qiu Poor.
couldn't help but chuckle, "Everyone is a thief, why is it too anxious to fry each other?" said and caught a glimpse of Qiu Qian dressed in white.
pursed his lips and said, "Do you still want to shoot me, aren't you afraid of dirty your clothes?"
Qiu Qiang also saw clearly at this time, the little beggar's big eyes were abnormally smart, and his voice was very crisp, and he couldn't help but move in his heart, "It won't be such a coincidence." ”
Qiu Qian said again, "Since they are all thieves, why do you need to harm me? Besides, this young man is a chivalrous man, not a thief." ”
The little beggar said, "Oh, are you sure you're not a thief?"
"Hahaha, it's a tomb robber who robbed the cave. Have you ever seen a tomb robber as handsome as I am, dressed in white?" Qiu Qiao said with his head raised and his face full of intoxication.
The little beggar touched his chin and groaned, "En...... I really haven't seen it...... Such a stinky and beautiful tomb robber. ”
Qiu Qian said speechlessly, "Cut, the little girl is a good pair of sharp teeth." Ben Shaoxia is in a good mood today, so I don't care about you. With that, he waved his sleeves and turned to leave.
"Oh, wait, how did you tell that I was a woman?" the little beggar was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked down at the ash on his hand, touched his face again, and then caught up and asked.
Qiu Qiang said, "The world loves cleanliness, there is a pond not far from here, and there is a well not far from there, why don't you clean it?"
It must be a self-righteous flower and moon appearance, afraid of being discovered by gangsters and provoking right and wrong, so he deliberately smeared his face. ”
Qiu was smug and almost wrote on his face, "I'm so smart, praise me!"
As a result, the little beggar raised her eyebrows, thinking that she was a living flower and jade? What is this saying? No wonder she will be chased by Jin Bing all over the street, and she can't wait to go up and beat Qiu Qiao now.
It's just a matter of looking at Qiu Qiao's body just now...... I'm afraid I really can't beat it.
So the little beggar could only stare at Qiu Poor with a pair of big eyes, followed behind Qiu Qiang, and stared at Qiu Poor.
When the two arrived at a big hotel, the man saw that the little beggar followed Qiu Qiang all the way in, and Qiu Poor was dressed in wealth and wealth, and there was a jade pendant hanging around his waist, but he did not stop him.
Qiu Qian ate at the table, and the little beggar sat on the side and did not speak or eat, but just glared at him viciously.
Qiu Qian was a little helpless, and said, "That's it, Ben Shaoxia...... Xiaosheng said wrong, Miss, you are naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, looking back and smiling, the hot spring water is slippery and creamy, and it is ...... Forehead...... What is that...... It's ......"
The little beggar couldn't help but sneer, "You can't make it up, you have some talent, it's a pity not to take the test." ”
Qiu Qian said, "What is the meaning of making up, this sentence is 'the beginning is the time of the new inheritance', some of which are not in the situation, and it is not easy to say." ”
The little beggar's face was hot, but his face was now dark, and he was not afraid that he would not be seen. "The mouth is open, the prodigal son is a prodigal, and the unscrupulous literati ......"
Qiu Qiang said, "Okay, okay, the food is going to be cold, eat quickly, I have to go on the road after eating." ”
The little beggar said, "Cut, what bad things are you going to do?"
Qiu Qian said, "Recently, it has been rumored in the rivers and lakes that there is a fairy who has appeared in the rivers and lakes, beautiful as a flower, beautiful as a fairy, smart and changeable, and smart in ice and snow. There are poems as evidence: its shape is also, fluttering like a frightening Hong, graceful like a swimming dragon, Rongyao autumn chrysanthemum, Huamao spring pine. The hair (the same sound as if) is like the light clouds covering the moon, and the fluttering (swaying) is like the snow of the wind. Looking at it from afar, it is as bright as the sun rising in the morning glow. Forced to observe it, the scorching hibiscus (the same canal) out of the wave (same record).
There is also a poem that says: The son of the owner, if you increase one point, it will be too long, and if you subtract one point, it will be too short, if you wear powder, it will be too white, and if you use Zhu, your eyebrows will be like green feathers, and your muscles will be like snow, and your waist will be like a bundle of such, and your teeth will be like shellfish. ”
Qiu Qian finished speaking with an intoxicated face, and looked down to see that the wine and food on the table had been taken away by Xiao Er.
Looking at the back of the guy, Qiu Qian waved his hand weakly, "I haven't finished eating yet......"
"The so-called beautiful and delicious, I was happy when I saw what you said, so I asked Xiao Er to withdraw the meal. The little beggar covered his mouth and smiled evilly.
"And the food and drinks here are not very good, so it's okay not to eat them. ”
After a pause, he said curiously, "Is there really such a beautiful woman in this world?"
Qiu Qiang replied, "It is said that it will appear in Zhangjiakou." But what are you curious about beautiful women? Besides, the rivers and lakes are full of dangers, and people's hearts are unpredictable, if you go home early, your family will definitely be worried about you. ”
The little beggar pouted, "My father doesn't want me." ”
Qiu Qian said, "Why?
"My father locked up a man, and he always wouldn't let him go, and when I saw that the man was pitiful, and he was really bored and panicked, he brought him some good wine and good food to eat, and talked with him. When my father found out, he scolded me, and I couldn't get angry for a while, so I sneaked out at night. ”
"Your dad is looking for you. Where's your mother?"
"I died early, I didn't have a mother since I was a child. ”
"I haven't had a mother since I was a child...... When you've had enough, go home. ”
At last the little beggar burst into tears and said, "But Daddy doesn't want me." ”
"Impossible. ”
"Then why didn't he come to me?"
Qiu Qi said in a weird way, "Fei Ye, Fei Ye, he must be looking for it." As soon as I pinched my fingers, I knew that he was looking for you in the south of the Yangtze River, and he had not yet come to the north. ”
The little beggar burst into tears and laughed, "It's possible." Then I'll go back when I've had enough, well, let's go see this peerless beauty first. ”
Qiu Qiang said, "Oh, everyone has a love for beauty, and you and I are considered to have similar interests?"
The little beggar couldn't help but bow his head and muttered, "Who likes beautiful women, I just don't believe that there are such beautiful people in the world." ”
"By the way, what's your name?"
"My name is ...... It's called Huang Nan, just call me Huang Nan. ”
"Isn't it easy to see when it's not easy...... My name is Qiu Poor, and my name is Xian. ”
“......”
So the two went on the road together and headed for Zhangjiakou.
The two talked and laughed along the way, and Qiu Qian didn't pretend to be a writer anymore, mainly because there was not much ink in his stomach.
During this period, after Qiu Qiao's several strong requests, Huang Nan's children's shoes finally washed off the dust and changed into a cyan scholar's robe.
Qiu Qiang saw that she really had bright eyes and bright teeth, two bent eyebrows that seemed to be frowning, and a pair of eyes that seemed to be happy and cunning from time to time.
"Sister Huang is really beautiful like a flower, I really feel pity. Qiu Qian's eyes were a little straight.
Huang Nan was a little shy by him, "Brother Qiu has won the award." However, who is your sister Huang, haven't you seen me dressed in men's clothes, please call me Brother Huang. ”
His eyes blinked, and he whispered, "Your saliva is coming out......"
"Everyone has a love for beauty, just like a beautiful flower, people can't help but pick it. Qiu Qian wiped the corners of his mouth without a trace, pointed to the side of the road in front of him, and continued, "And I'm seeing the plum tree in front of me, so I'm full of mouth." ”
"Dengzi," Huang Nan said with a roll of his eyes, "Flim Tongue." ”
Qiu Qian even took out all kinds of jokes from his previous life, which made Xiao Huang Nan laugh all the way.