Chapter 45: Fooling You Didn't Discuss It
Zuo Fengchen pulled Qingjuan forward and walked in front of the bear spirit, who was still sitting in the canyon, and he blocked the only way out of the canyon.
"Get up, get in my way!"
Zuo Fengchen stretched out his hand and pushed the belly of the fluffy bear spirit, and the bear spirit stood up with a sigh. A ray of sunset sprinkled on Zuo Fengchen's body through the valley mouth, as if he had been plated with a layer of golden gold.
"With your IQ, don't be a robber, just mess with me! Let me be your boss!"
Zuo Fengchen took a few steps forward, Qingwan grabbed Zuo Fengchen's hand, and kept looking back. She was looking at the sword on the ground, such a precious sword, was she really lost like this? It's a pity to lose it, the road robber bear is so stupid, if the sword is deceived by someone with ulterior motives in his hand, the Wumeng country will set off a bloody storm again!
Big Dumb Bear became smaller in the setting sun, and he regained his human appearance. It's just that the blood on his head hasn't dried yet, and the torn clothes on his body are still open.
Zuo Fengchen didn't look back, but when he heard Zuo Fengchen say that he let himself mess with him, the stupid bear spirit who regained his stupid appearance and his first reaction turned out to be: "Okay, okay, I haven't had a boss for a long time!"
Is this the conditioned reflex of a little brother?
He will eventually become a professional brother!
When the stupid bear spirit turned his head with the sword, he scratched the back of his head and asked, "Why should I mess with you? Why should I let you be my boss? Brother Roe Deer said that I should not listen to anyone here!"
"This dead roe deer lacking virtue!"
Hmph, I'm going to get my Qiushui Sword back anyway, no reason, just because Lao Tzu spent a whole two silver coins to buy it!
Zuo Fengchen turned around and pointed at the stupid bear and accused him sharply: "Because you are stupid! If you are stupid, you have to study, if you don't study, you will be even more stupid, if you don't study, you will be even more stupid than your roe deer brother!"
"How do you know that my roe deer brother is stupid? The military advisor says he is stupid every day......
After Zuo Fengchen pointed at the stupid bear spirit, he walked straight to him, snatched the Qiushui Sword from his hand, and reached out to take out two silver coins from his pocket and put them in his pocket.
"Because all roe deer are stupid roe deer! Come with me, I will take you to Qingyun Academy, from today onwards, follow me, I will lead you to be promoted to become rich, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of Xiongsheng!"
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, he walked forward with the sword on his back, and the setting sun shone obliquely on Zuo Fengchen's body, stretching his shadow for a long time. Zuo Fengchen carried the quaint Qiushui Sword on his back, holding the peerless beauty Qingjuan in his hand, followed by a large bear, and the sunset stretched their backs for a long time.
Zuo Fengchen felt that this was the most beautiful picture he had ever seen. But the reality was that the bear, which had become so big and as big as a mountain, reached out and grabbed him in his hands and carried him in mid-air.
"You humans like to deceive people the most, you won't take me to Qingyun Academy at all, I'm going to strangle you right now!"
"I'll go!"
After the bear spirit finished speaking, he was going to strangle Zuo Fengchen to death! This, this is different from what the system prompts, where is this bear stupid? I'm so smart, I can't fool him at all!
When the pinched arm seemed to be about to break, Zuo Fengchen shouted loudly: "I don't lie to you, I lie to you, I'm a puppy!"
"If you don't lie to me, then you can write a poem for me, or I will strangle you!
Poetry?
Just kidding, I'm a science student!
"What kind of poems?"
In order to get rid of the stupid bear spirit, Zuo Fengchen hurriedly asked, first see what poems he wanted, and then casually recite one of the poems he had learned before to him. Hehe, thinking about it this way, the three hundred Tang poems and Song lyrics that I recited when I was a child really didn't memorize them in vain, and I could actually save my life at a critical moment!
The stupid bear spirit raised his head and looked at the scene in front of him, a round sun was about to set on the West Mountain, it had no dazzling light, but that touch of sunset reflected the lush woods, reflecting a white wall and green tiles outside the mountain, it seemed extraordinarily quiet, serene, and beautiful.
"Then, just watch the sunset and write me a poem, and I will believe you when I make it, or I will strangle you! I hate human beings for lying to me the most!"
The bear spirit gritted his teeth as he spoke, his brick-sized teeth creaking, and if the teeth were ruthless, they would probably bite the steel plate apart.
The scene in front of you is a beautiful sunset, but the sunset is setting, and the sky is about to get dark. It's dark, and he hasn't gone yet, and he doesn't know where he's going to sleep again in the middle of the night.
"Climbing the distant mountains with his wife, Xiang is uncomfortable at night. The sunset is infinitely good, just near dusk. ”
Zuo Fengchen suddenly thought of a poem by Li Shangyin, "Dengle You Yuan", which is so much in line with Zuo Fengchen's current artistic conception! The sunset is very beautiful, but it is approaching dusk, and he still does not know where to return when it is dark. However, Zuo Fengchen still quietly changed the first two sentences of the poem, and the original poem was: Xiang Wan was uncomfortable, and drove to the ancient plain.
Zuo Feng changed it in the morning, because he really didn't have a car. If he wants to suspect that he still has a hidden car, he must let himself hand over the car before he can let himself go!
"The sunset is infinitely good, but it is just near dusk......"
The valley seemed to have an echo, and Zuo Fengchen's words were repeated endlessly, and the sound spread far, far away, all the way across nearly a hundred acres of forest, to the town where the sun was setting.
And where the voice disappeared, I don't know why a purple light rose from the sky above the town, and actually formed a multicolored cloud on the edge of the town! The multicolored cloud was extremely weird, especially in this dusk, this change was even seen clearly by Zuo Fengchen in the hands of the stupid bear spirit!
"Qingyun Academy, which has been calm for thousands of years, actually rose purple auspicious clouds in the sky above it! This scene was only experienced when the mad sword scholar came! It has been a few years and thousands now, and people seem to have long forgotten the legend of Xiangyun coming out of Confucianism. ”
Feng Xia Town's discussion Zuo Fengchen couldn't hear it, he wasn't a good ear. However, after Zuo Fengchen improvised and revised a poem that had been passed down by the famous poet Li Shangyin for more than a thousand years, the bear spirit held Zuo Fengchen's hand softer and lighter, and finally he spread out his palm and let Zuo Fengchen stand on top of his palm.
The pressure on his body was reduced so much in an instant, and Zuo Fengchen suddenly felt that even breathing was much smoother!
"You really know how to compose poetry!"
Xiong Jing put Zuo Fengchen on the ground, and it felt so good that his feet touched the ground! Qingwan ran over from the side, and she checked Zuo Fengchen in fear, for fear that he would be injured a little.
"Nonsense, three hundred Tang poems, I'll recite them for you as much as you want, oh, phew, I'll make as many as you want!"
"Really?"
Zuo Fengchen moved his muscles and bones, and the stupid bear spirit ran over with an envious face. Zuo Fengchen moved his hands and feet and pointed at the stupid bear spirit and said: "Don't talk nonsense, call the boss quickly! In the future, I will cover you and study with me, which is much more awesome than in Qingyun Academy, and the eldest brother is a highly talented student who graduated from a famous university!"
"What is a university?"
In the evening, the sunset clears and night is coming. Zuo Fengchen stood on the shoulders of the stupid bear spirits taller than the tall pine and cypress trees, and screamed all the way.
In the night, a giant bear larger than the previous one dragged a man and a woman all the way to the other side of the mountain.
"You're so stupid, you won't understand it, just mess with me, I'll make you famous!"
"Oh, when are you going to teach me to read?"
"You, well, when you're not so stupid!"
In the vast night, a crescent moon shyly hides among the clouds, and the night sky dotted with stars next to it is very beautiful.