Chapter 247: Toast and don't eat
Walking into the door of my aunt's house again, I felt really different, everyone's faces were filled with a warm smile, a unique enthusiasm among relatives! The first to rush to the door to greet them was my aunt's eldest son Wu Liang, who looked at Tian Sang carrying an axe, as if he had walked into the woods, and was about to chop wood. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 However, immediately his eyes were glued to Ren Siyun, who followed closely, and at that moment he made such a comparison in his heart: "I have almost visited the kilns in Fengqiao Town, but unfortunately, I have never met a beauty like this, and she is also like a fairy! It seems that I have lived in vain for more than 20 years, and my silver has been spent in vain!"
"Oops!" and his mouth cried, "Cousin, look at you guys, how can you go to the inn to stay, as soon as I get home, I will scold these two old immortals, a bloody dog, I really don't know how to entertain guests, how can I not let our cousin and Miss Ren go to the inn to stay, this is too unkind!" As he spoke, he dragged Tian Sang to the wine table.
At this time, the second Wu Zhi had already poured the wine for them, and waited for them to sit down and start eating, "Cousin, Miss Ren!" he said, "Come here, as if you are in your own home, but don't treat yourself as an outsider, don't be polite; ”
He saw that Tian Sang was still holding the axe in his hand, so he was going to take his father and son away, so he grabbed the handle of the axe with one hand, "Cousin, put this guy aside for dinner," he said, "Don't hinder our brother from drinking and eating!"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!" Tian Sang is a man who has never been out of the house, and he has lived on an axe since he was a child, so he treats this axe as a treasure and loves it, and he has always been taking it wherever he goes. And now when he walked into his aunt's house, of course he was not worried about danger so he carried the axe tightly with him to be safe, he was worried that his aunt's house was not familiar with it, and he would never be able to find his beloved axe again when he got up early tomorrow morning! Therefore, he laughed with his cousin and said, "Brother, you're welcome, this is the guy your brother has used to eat since he was a child, and he has never left his hand, so it's okay for me to take it with me, you don't care!"
When the Wu Zhi brothers heard this, they chuckled in their hearts, "Good boy, are you so vigilant," they thought to themselves, "Could it be that you have discovered some secret after leaking your breath?" On the surface, they had to laugh, "Ha, ha, ha, my cousin is interesting, interesting, and really dedicated!
At this time, the eldest of the two brothers sat on the main seat, the second sat under the boss's right shoulder, Ren Siyun sat under the boss's left shoulder, and Tian Sang sat in the first place, facing the boss Wu Liang. Just as he was about to start, Tian Sang saw that the old uncle and the old aunt did not come to the table, and as soon as he entered the door, he listened to the disrespectful words of the two brothers towards the elders, and it seemed that he took his parents too seriously! Therefore, he felt very sympathetic to his uncle and aunt in his heart, and thought that the two old men must have been wronged and walked away in a gloomy manner!
"Hey, where have my uncle and aunt gone!" he suddenly searched around with his eyes, but he didn't see the second elder. So he asked.
However, these two brothers have always been used to talking in front of their parents, and they know how to restrain themselves for a while; as the saying goes, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, but I heard the eldest Wu Liang sit on it and say: "Cousin, don't care about these two old things, let's just eat some wine and food to our heart's content!"
In fact, his uncle and aunt hid in the room, just waiting for the other party to drink and get into trouble, but there was such a small episode! However, Tian Sang was a very kind-hearted person, and he couldn't listen to such disrespectful words from his elders. Moreover, he is a person who has lived with his mother since he was a child, and he is used to listening to good words and words, and he does not know much about human feelings. Therefore, when I heard the two cousins talk about their parents in such disrespectful words, my heart was immediately furious, and I slapped the table, and my face was full of anger and said: "What bastards, your parents are also the people you call old things, you are called ungrateful!"
Suddenly, everyone was taken aback! When the two brothers heard this, they thought that their secret had been discovered, and their faces were very ugly, and they were about to have a seizure, so they let Siyun mediate in the middle: "Don't mind, two eldest brothers, your cousin Tian Sang is an upright person, just now I heard the joke of the two eldest brothers about respecting father and mother, he took it seriously!"
When the other party saw Ren Siyun explain in time, he patiently turned his anger into joy, "Oh, so that's it, it's okay, it's okay!" They said, "We two brothers, this is also used to joking with our parents, in our mouths call the old dog, in fact, it is also people call their father, call their mother! Big brother, don't mind, don't mind! Come, come, come, let's drink, let's drink." ”
And Tian Juhua and his husband hid in the room, hoping that their two sons, who would be neat and tidy, would quickly finish the things they had promised to others, so that they could get the five hundred taels of silver as soon as possible.
"Oh, Sang'er, you can drink, child!" he said with a smile, "and it doesn't matter what we do, we were a little sleepy just now, and we are going to sleep with your uncle!
And Tian Sang happened to be a sincere man, and when he saw that his aunt and uncle had come out, he stood up, stepped forward, took the second elder's hand, and insisted on pressing them to their seats. Therefore, Tian Juhua and Ren Siyun sat on a stool, and his uncle Wu Yong sat on a stool with Tian Sang. It's just that in this way, the complexion of their family is gradually not very good-looking!
Seeing that everyone was seated, Wu Liang, who was standing on it, shouted and scolded in his heart: "You bastard, earn a few dollars from you and spend a flower, it's so difficult, there are so many twists and turns, and there are so many things!" But he forced a smile on his face, raised his wine glass and went to invite Tian Sang to raise a glass and drink. At that moment, the whole family was paying full attention, after all, they sprinkled all the packets of medicinal powder that the old man gave them in the wine, and waited for him to drink this glass of wine, and it was over.
However, they encountered obstacles again! They never expected that this Tian Sang monster was so many that when Wu Liang raised his wine glass and asked him to drink, he arched his hand towards others, as if he was very polite. Seeing this, without waiting for him to speak, Wu Liang took the lead in asking him with some annoyance: "What's the matter, cousin, do you have any new tricks?"
Tian Sang smiled, "Don't hide it from my brother, I will ring from heaven," he said, "Since I was a child, I didn't drink alcohol, and I followed your aunt, orphans, and widows to depend on each other, and I never knew what this wine tasted like, if I didn't drink it, if I didn't drink it, I would definitely not drink it!"
Seeing this, Tian Juhua smiled, "Sang'er," she said, "child, don't be afraid, you come to your aunt's house, just like you are in your own house, you will have a cup tonight, and rest early after eating; At the same time, their family also said a word, and I persuaded each other word by word.
However, Tian Sang did not know the taste of wine since he was a child, and he heard his mother say that wine is a villain in water, and it is easy to mess up and make mistakes when drinking; tea is a gentleman in water, and drinking it is refreshing, making people healthy and clear-headed. Therefore, no matter who persuaded him, he did not drink. Just shook his head and said, "No, no, can't drink, can't drink!"
In this way, their family also concluded that this matter had already been seen through by them. Therefore, Wu Liang sat down on the stool in disappointment, and sneered, "Hmph, I see!" He said, "Our family has been busy all night, but I don't want you to spread out mahjong and call six cakes, it turns out that you are all in your eyes!" (To be continued.) )