Second, only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals
This kneeling frightened Chen Siwei again, not only because of his move, but also because he was too tall and strong, Chen Siwei was also 1.8 meters tall, but Zhong Huaian knelt as tall as him, and knelt hard as if the ground was shaking.
"Hurry up. He hurriedly went to help him, thinking to himself, why did this person call an adult for some reason?
Zhong Huai'an was full of joy: "The villain has been acting as the supervisor of the imperial horse for a hundred years, and he is trembling every day, worrying about making mistakes, and today he can look forward to the adult." ”
"What...... He remembered the words "Imperial Horse Supervisor" on the seal, and guessed that the gold seal might be an official seal, and the name "Imperial Horse Supervisor" sounded like a place where ancient emperors raised horses.
Zhong Huai'an bowed to him and got up and said: "When the lord arrives, the royal horse supervisor must be overjoyed, please fly to the upper realm with your subordinates, and I will tell you the good news." ”
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Without waiting for him to speak, Zhong Huai'an stepped on the ground, and an auspicious cloud was born under his feet, which suddenly flew into the air and disappeared instantly.
"Wow! I can fly!" he stared blankly at the sky, and the bizarre things happened one after another today.
He still looked at the sky and didn't come back to his senses, and suddenly Zhong Huai'an appeared in front of him like magic, looking at him in confusion, "Why is your lord still here?"
"Wait, wait, I don't understand what's going on, and I'm not going to fly like you. ”
"Fly, you can't control the clouds?" Zhong Huai'an looked at him like an alien, he looked Chen Siwei up and down for a while, as if he understood something, and suddenly grabbed his wrist.
"Wow!" he screamed in pain, Zhong Huai'an's hand was like an iron tong that made him hurt, but he didn't seem to use any strength at all, just probed into his vein, and exclaimed, "You...... You're not a cultivator?"
"Monks? I'm not. ”
"Then where did you get your official seal?"
"You say this. He held up the golden seal in his hand and told him exactly how he had obtained the seal from Shishi.
Zhong Huaian sighed when he heard this, "I see, hey...... Shishi, this kid is really ...... It's a good intention, but it can't be so casual. He looked at Chen Siwei for a while, and suddenly laughed, "It's a handsome guy, this girl has moved her heart, hahaha......"
Chen Siwei finally understood something and asked, "Uncle Zhong, you can fly, could it be that you are an immortal?"
Zhong Huai'an sighed: "How can I be qualified to be an immortal, but after three hundred years of cultivation, I entered the heavenly court by chance, I thought I should enjoy some immortal blessings, but the result is not as good as the mortal world, and I was enslaved on it." ”
"Are you a cultivator? Is there really a heaven in this world?"
"There's no need to make a fuss, there are a lot of legends, but people who haven't seen it won't believe it. ”
Chen Siwei said in disbelief: "Shishi is really a heavenly horse?"
Zhong Huai'an nodded, "It's still the oldest Pegasus with the most qualifications, two thousand years ago, it was originally a wild horse, because it inadvertently ate the elixir of the fairy mountain and had some spiritual power, and was taken back to the Heavenly Palace by a fairy, teaching it to understand human nature, learn human language, practice for thousands of years before realizing humanity, and enter the Imperial Horse Prison to become a Pegasus." It's a good horse, but he can't control that mouth, and he actually helps Sun Wukong to speak--can this be said casually? He was punished for suffering from forty-nine reincarnations in the mortal world, and now although he has returned to heaven and does not have to suffer from the world, Sun Wukong has so many enemies in the sky, and I don't know if anyone will embarrass him. ”
"Monkey King?" Chen Siwei's eyes widened, "Is there really a Monkey King?"
"It's all said don't make a fuss. Zhong Huai'an glared at him, "You mortals with the naked eye, if you don't see it, you say that people are superstitious, and when you see it, you are shocked." Why, you still don't look down on Sun Wukong?"
"No, no, no. Chen Siwei hurriedly said: "Brother Monkey is my idol since childhood, how dare you look down on it?"
"Shhhh ”
Chen Weisi heard the voice outside the words: "Uncle Zhong means that I can go to heaven?"
"The official seal is on your hand, you have to go if you go, and you have to go if you don't go. But Bimawen is not a good job, you can ask for more blessings. ”
"Bi Ma Wen?" Chen Weisi's hair stood on end when he heard these three words, "What do you mean that I went to Heaven to be Bi Ma Wen?"
"Hey, mortals are mortals, and everything has to be explained. Zhong Huai'an pointed to a stone table under the tree outside the courtyard, "Sit down and talk slowly." ”
After sitting down, Zhong Huai'an poured two cups of tea and opened the conversation.
"I was born in the Shushan Immortal Sword Sect three hundred years ago, and I am a proud disciple of my master, known for my divine power, and I have a nickname called the Divine Power King in the mortal world. Later, Shizun successfully crossed the tribulation and ascended to the upper realm, and I also followed the chicken dog to heaven. But when I arrived in Heaven, I knew that you couldn't decide anything here, and my master and I were separated, he went to the South China Sea, and I was assigned to the Imperial Horse Supervisor. That's right, it's the Monkey King who is the imperial horse supervisor of Bi Ma Wen. ”
"At that time, it was the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, almost a thousand years since Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. All the troubles come from Sun Wukong, he has too many enemies, and he was the root cause of the anti-Tiangong when he was Bi Ma Wen, so people will think of him when they see Bi Ma Wen, and they are also angry with the current Bi Ma Wen, always making things difficult and unreasonable. For example, Xin Huan, the head of the Tiangong Thunder General, ......"
Chen Weisi heard this name and said: "I've heard the name Xin Huan, it seems to be Wen Taishi's subordinates in the "Fengshen List", right?"
"That's right, Wen Taishi Wen Zhong was named the head of the thunder department after the battle of extermination, and there were twenty-four thunder generals under his command, of which the four generals were Tao, Zhang, Xin, and Deng, Xin is Xin Huan, and the mana is the highest, so he is the head of the twenty-four thunder generals. Xin Huan is a very small-minded person, when Sun Wukong first took office as Bi Ma Wen, he didn't take people in his eyes at all, and asked Sun Wukong to lead the horse for him. Later, Sun Wukong defeated Taishang Laojun's Dan furnace and fought until the Lingxiao Palace, and outside the hall was the twenty-four thunder generals headed by Xin Huan, who were beaten by Sun Wukong. Since then, he has a grudge, as long as he doesn't like the things related to Sun Wukong, every time he comes to the imperial horse prison to ask for a horse, he punches and kicks if he slacks ...... slightly.
Zhong Huai'an sighed and drank the tea as if he were drinking.
Chen Siwei asked: "But Sun Wukong later learned scriptures from the West, hasn't he already returned to the Heavenly Court?
"Sun Wukong is strictly the Buddha of the West Heaven, you don't know, the Heavenly Court represents the Taoist power, the West Heaven is the Buddhist force, and the two families are actually fighting fiercely on the surface. Plus ......"
Although there was no one around, Zhong Huaian still lowered his voice: "I heard that there is actually a lot of article in the West Heaven to learn scriptures, except for a few immortals, no one knows the inside story, on the surface the scriptures are over, but I heard that Sun Wukong later became a fight to defeat the Buddha and found something, and there was a dispute with Rulai and the Jade Emperor." I don't know more, I only know that both Buddhism and Taoism have suffered a big loss from Sun Wukong, and now as long as there is something related to Sun Wukong in the sky, as long as it is mentioned, it makes people's hairs stand on end, which is a big taboo. You see, Shi Shi just said casually: The Great Sage is a good person, and there must be a reason for what he does. With just such a sentence, he was accused of 'arguing about the dynasty', and was degraded to the mortal world and tossed to death forty-nine times?"
"So where is Sun Wukong now?"
"I don't know about this, it's better that I, a pawn of the heavenly court, don't get into trouble. ”
"But this is none of the business of the Imperial Horse Supervisor? Are the gods so careful?
"That's why the city gate caught fire, and the fish in the pond were affected. Speaking of which, people don't deliberately take out their anger with Bi Ma Wen, but there are always some cautious guys, like Xin Huan, there are also people who take out their anger when they see anything that is not pleasing to the eye. ”
Zhong Huai'an said to him earnestly: "In short, you must be careful in the future, Shishi, this child is too, if you like it, you shouldn't let you take this hot potato, doesn't it hurt you? ”
"Not an adult?"
"After all, it was cultivated by a horse, strictly speaking, the human form has not been cultivated yet, but it should be quick to experience it in the human world. ”
Chen Weisi's heart skipped a beat, Shishi is a mare, if he is a cultivator, he must be a woman, no wonder he would ask him so seriously if it is true that he is married. I couldn't help but ask uneasily: "Uncle Zhong, is Shishi a human or a horse after cultivating into a human form?"
Zhong Huai'an laughed, "Mortals know that they are obsessed with skin, let me ask you, is Tang Seng's white dragon horse a human or a dragon?"
Chen Weisi suddenly realized and said with a smile: "It's because my realm is low, if poetry has mana, it can change infinitely, what I want is the heart, not the skin." ”
"Aren't you just worried about what it will look like when it becomes an adult? Don't worry, whether it's a god or a demon, have you ever seen something ugly when you cultivate it?" Zhong Huai'an saw through his careful thoughts, and sneered, Chen Siwei couldn't help blushing.
He asked to avoid embarrassment, "Uncle Zhong, how can Shishi have Bi Ma Wen's official seal?"
"The position of Bi Ma Wen has been vacant, originally Heavenly Court wanted me to be it, but I didn't dare, I made excuses to shirk, but Heavenly Court had an order to obey, fortunately, I still have a little relationship, and I was relieved to let me temporarily take the position of Imperial Horse Supervisor in charge, but if I can't find a suitable person within fifty years, I have to go. I have a good relationship with Shishi, she has the most dealings with me when she is human, it can be said that I am her guide to become an adult, and I am regarded as a brother, and when I see that I am embarrassed, he will help me find a candidate when I am in the world, so I gave her the official seal, and asked her to bring the official seal to see me if she found someone. ”
Speaking of this, Zhong Huai'an sighed again, "Over the years, I have begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother, and I have searched all the cultivators with some qualifications, but everyone knows that Bi Ma Wen is not good, and they all refuse." If you don't come, I'll really have to bite the bullet. ”
Chen Siwei said puzzledly: "But if you tell me this, aren't you afraid that I won't?"
Zhong Huaian said with a smile: "Originally, I thought that Shishi's handling of this matter was a bit child's play, but if I think about it carefully, Shishi's move actually has a deep meaning. ”
"What does it mean?"
"First, Shishi likes you and wants to get along with you day and night, which is understandable. Second, those who have a bit of Taoism know about the things in Heavenly Court, Bi Ma Wen used to be a thankless errand, and now it is even more of a calamitous business, so on the contrary, no one who knows anything about Taoism dares to go up. Third, when Shishi asks you to go up, she is looking for an opportunity to degrade with you. ”
Chen Siwei scratched his head, "I didn't understand the third one. ”
"It's simple. They all say that heaven is good, but in fact, what is good? Don't you see that the golden boy and fairy in the sky can't move at every turn and go to the mortal world in private? Many people, including Shishi, have long wanted to stay in heaven. Shishi trusts you, she has no one to negotiate with in heaven except me, but I am cautious, and I am reluctant to respect my master, so I guess she wants to make a small mistake with you after you take office, and be demoted to mortal again, and never return to heaven again. Hehe, it's really an envy of mandarin ducks and not of immortals. ”
"That's right. Chen Siwei frowned.
"Why, you don't like Shishi, you don't want to share the hardships with her?"
"This ......" Chen Siwei felt a mess in his heart for a while, of course he had feelings for Shishi, but it used to be a horse, and now he suddenly knew that it was a Pegasus, and he could become a human being, and he had to be married to himself...... It's too fast.
Zhong Huaian smiled: "Don't think about it, you will definitely agree." ”
"Why?"
"You're young, if you don't get involved in this, curiosity will torment you. Besides, this experience is not something that everyone can encounter, and you are not a cultivator, and a mortal suddenly enters such a bizarre story, coupled with your young temper, will you not participate? I don't believe it. ”
This is said to his heart, his parents have passed away in the world, and he has no relatives and friends who can't give up, and he is living an ordinary life. But now that I have the opportunity to marry a Pegasus and become a fairy, this is simply a modern version of the snail girl, who is not tempted? As for the danger, we are also soldiers who have been soldiers, and we have long been ready to go to the battlefield to sacrifice at any time, not to mention that this plot is more tortuous and bizarre than going to the battlefield, do you still have a reason to refuse?
He nodded vigorously, "Uncle Zhong, tell me what to do?"
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