Chapter 16 No open defecation
Zheng Xian was happy to change the topic of Senior Sister Han, and her eyes also looked towards the farmland, and Zheng Xian was also stunned at this glance. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
There are a lot of plants growing on the edge of the medicine field, yellow corn is yellow, rice is white, and red is supposed to be tomatoes.
It's just that these agricultural products are surprisingly large, take the corn, each piece is the size of a man's arm, five or six meters high, the tomato, which is as big as a large watermelon, and the rice, each grain of rice is the size of a human head.
Not only these, but also those eggplants, celery, wine, and green onions, all of which are like big trees, covering the sky and closing the sun.
It turns out that those seeds in the fairy world are all vegetable seeds, and they can grow such big things, fortunately, Zheng Xian only planted one of each, otherwise, I'm afraid this medicine field can't fit it.
"You actually have so many good things here, how about it taste?" Senior Sister Han tore off a huge tomato with both hands and gnawed it hard.
Fortunately, this Senior Sister Han is a foodie, and when she sees these things, the first thing she thinks of is to eat, rather than to know how these things come from.
But he wasn't sure that the disciples in the sect were all of Senior Sister Han's type, and these agricultural products had to be put away quickly.
Zheng Xian took out a magic weapon flying sword and began to harvest his own fruits, Senior Sister Han said: "You send all these things to my residence, and you can shoot my ass and forget it." ā
"No problem. Zheng Xian was also very happy that the matter could be solved in this way.
After eating, Senior Sister Han said: "I thought there was something special, but in fact, it was just big, the taste was the same as ordinary tomatoes, and the aura was pitiful." ā
Zheng first packed these vegetables in a sack, put them on the back of a donkey, and hunched them to Senior Sister Han's residence.
Senior Sister Han lived in the same courtyard with three other female cultivators, and as soon as the two of them came in, they were discovered by the three female cultivators, all of whom were probing their brains at the door of Senior Sister Han's room.
"Han Lu, is this your man, why are you so visionless, you have chosen such a one, it doesn't matter if you look ugly, your cultivation is only one layer in the Qi refining period. A nun spoke.
In fact, Zheng Xian is still very handsome, but in the world of cultivating immortals, the level is based on cultivation, and the cultivation shown by Zheng Xian is the first layer of the Qi refining period, so in the eyes of others, his appearance naturally looks extremely obscene.
"Fang Yumei, don't talk nonsense, this junior brother is in charge of the medicine field, this time he is just here to cook for me, don't think about it. Han Lu said.
The one named Fang Yumei said: "Oh, so that's the case, then take me one, let me also taste the craftsmanship of my junior brother." ā
Zheng Xian was about to say that he was just here to deliver something, but after thinking about it, he shot Senior Sister Han's ass by himself, and it was nothing to make amends for her crime.
The other two female cultivators also rushed in and chatted with Han Lu, Zheng Xian felt bored, so he ran inside to cook.
Zheng Xian's craftsmanship is still very good, and it won't take long for a table of whole vegetable feasts to be ready.
These grains and vegetables look very special, but when they are done, they are nothing, but Zheng Xian found that in the center of these vegetables, there is a small piece of aura, although it is not too much, but if you eat it every day, it is also quite considerable.
There are also two female cultivators, one named Lin Xiang and the other named Lu Xiaoxiao, who are also very able to speak, and the four women have no chance to interject at all.
The four of them talked for a long time, and Fang Yumei suddenly turned her head to Zheng Xian and said, "This Senior Brother Zheng, we plan to go to Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain today and want to get some spirit beast materials to sell, do you want to go with us?"
Lin Xiang said: "Don't talk nonsense, he only has a first-level cultivation in the Qi refining period, and following the past will only drag us back." ā
Fang Yumei said: "It doesn't matter, his skills are good, even if he lets him cook for us, it's very good."
Zheng Xian said: "If you don't go, the junior brother still has something to do these days, so I won't compensate a few senior sisters."
Zheng Xian didn't shirk, in fact, after seeing those large grains and vegetables, he had some other ideas.
After eating and chatting for a while, Zheng Xian said goodbye to Han Lu's courtyard.
However, he didn't go far, and several monks came in front of him, and Zheng Xian recognized one of them as the son of the head of Haotian Sect, so he wanted to dodge.
But he had already been recognized by the monks, and one of the monks walked forward quickly, grabbed Zheng Xian's back collar and pulled him over.
The son of the head of the house is called Zhang Fugui, a very common name, his two eyes turned around Zheng Xian's face a few times, and said, "It turned out to be Senior Brother Zheng, why do you want to run away when you see us?"
Zheng Xian said: "It's not running, it's just that I suddenly felt a king's breath rushing to my face just now, and I can't stand it in the mortal body, so I want to find a place to make it convenient." ā
Although Zhang Fugui was a little strange about what the king's breath had to do with urine and urine, the first time someone praised him like this, his heart was a little fluttering, he patted Zheng Xian's shoulder, and said: "You speak very well, I have decided, accept you as my fourth dog." ā
Zheng Xianxin said that the dog's legs were ugly enough, and he was still the fourth, and hurriedly said: "Young Sect Master, I'm afraid this won't work." ā
"What, you look down on me?" Zhang Fugui really said that if you change your face, you will change your face.
Zheng Xian hurriedly said: "No, I'm afraid that my body full of bad luck will affect the young sect master, if the sect master is eaten by demon beasts, then I will really die and cannot be redeemed." ā
Zhang Fugui thought about it and felt that what Zheng Xian said was very reasonable, and just wanted to wave his hand to ask Zheng Xian to leave, a dogleg next to him said: "Young Sect Master, I suddenly thought of a good idea." ā
"What's the idea?" asked the Young Sect Master.
The dog leg called Zhang Fugui aside, muttered a lot, and pointed at Zheng Xian as he spoke.
"Hurry up, I don't think these bad things are good, maybe they want to hurt you." The donkey spoke.
Zheng Xianxin said that you still need to say this, and you can think of it with your buttocks, so you can take the donkey and want to sneak away from the side.
"Don't go, we have good things to cheapen you. The dogleg suddenly burst out and blocked Zheng Xian.
Zheng Xian said: "Don't dare, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it." ā
Zhang Fugui said: "We are planning to go to the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain to collect rare medicinal materials, you go with us, and the medicinal materials you get will be divided into your share, which is cheaper for you, with your virtue, if you want to get rare medicinal materials, I am afraid it will not take a lifetime." ā
With Han Tong's incident, Zheng Xian was uncomfortable when he heard about Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, but he peeked at the cultivation of these four people, Zhang Fugui was the eighth layer of qi refining, and the other three were two sixth-layered, and one was seventh-layer, none of which he could deal with, so he had to agree to it.
Five people and a donkey went out of the mountain gate, Zhang Fugui took out a magic weapon and threw it into the air, and played several magic tricks with both hands, the magic weapon became bigger in the wind, and it turned into a spaceship, and there was a flag on the ship, and a portrait of Zhang Fugui was painted on the flag, how funny it looked.
Everyone jumped on the spaceship together, Zheng Xian was also going up, Zhang Fugui said: "Hey, your donkey, can you let it run underneath, if you on the boat casually, you can't stand it." ā
"You dare to say that I everywhere, you Lao Tzu and I are very noble, much cleaner than you. When the donkey heard this, he scolded in Zheng Xian's mind.
"This can't be done, young sect master, it runs slowly, if someone catches it, chops it up and adds it to the fire, then I won't have a means of transportation in the future." Zheng Xian said.
"You're not a thing, I'm a dignified beast, and I'm just a tool for transportation when I come to you!" the donkey was even more angry.
Zhang Fugui and the other four sat on the bow of the boat, the three dogs kept patting the horses' ass, and the donkey's divine sense said: "Zheng Xian, you go up to me to block the point." ā
"What do you want to do?" Zheng Xian had not yet learned to transmit his divine sense, so he could only speak in a low voice next to the donkey's ear.
"Hmph, didn't he say I'm going to everywhere, I'll show him now. "The donkey hates the authenticity.
"Don't pull it yet, you haven't reached the place yet, if you, then you'll break the law, do you want to walk the rest of the way. Zheng Xian hurriedly dissuaded.
"Hmph, count this kid lucky, wait until you get to the place. The donkey rolled his eyes and fell to the board.
This ship is much faster than Han Tong's disc magic weapon, and it has already arrived outside the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain in an hour, everyone jumped off the spaceship, and Zhang Fugui put the spaceship away.
"Sect Master, why do you stink so much, it can't be that you stepped on, right?" said a dogleg sniffling.
Zheng Xian burst out laughing, and secretly whispered in the donkey's ear: "You won't really on the boat, will you?"
The donkey rolled his eyes: "Hmph, do you want to offend Uncle Ben? I didn't pull into his mouth, which is polite." ā
Facing this donkey, Zheng Xian quickly recalled in his mind whether he had offended this donkey, if he in his mouth in the middle of the night, he couldn't stand it.
Zhang Fugui looked at the soles of his feet and found that there was nothing, and said, "It is estimated that it came from the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, let's go, let's go into the mountain." ā
The dog-legged man rolled his eyes and said, "Zheng Xian, you just go to the middle, you cultivate to the lowest, don't be hurt by the demon beast." ā
Zheng Xianxin said that he was afraid that I would escape, but he had no choice but to stand in the middle of the four of them, with two doglegs in front and Zhang Fugui and another dogleg in the back.
I don't know if they were lucky, or if they chose the road well, they didn't encounter any powerful demon beasts along the way, and some of them were the lowest-level, so they solved it casually.
"Ah, Young Sect Master, if you go any further, you will enter the interior of the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, will this be too dangerous?" Zheng Xian saw that there was a spiritual power enchantment, which was left by the predecessors of Haotianmen for fear that the sect disciples would go deep into the mountain, and ordinary disciples would no longer go forward when they saw this enchantment.
The dogleg said: "What's the matter? Are you scared? What we want to collect is rare medicinal materials, of course, we will only have them when we enter it, junior brother, as the saying goes, wealth and wealth are sought in danger, and if you are too timid, you will not be able to go far on the road of cultivating immortals." ā