Chapter 37: Mowgli Boy

"Old Daoist, is it itchy on your body, does it hurt?"

"Alas, God is jealous of talents, the passing year is not good, Dao Ye, you are too careless, too unlucky. ”

Seeing his relaxed and smiling face, Lieyang was dull at this time, and he also understood that he was plotted by this little dog thief.

The quagmire water is shallow, and there are many poisonous insects and pigs, and the gutter is not wide, and there is a wild tide of boating. The old fairy has been flying sideways in the sky for decades without accidents, but today he encountered a small mosquito, and then was stung into a vegetative person.

The irony of the world is so much!

"Little bastard, you dare to plot against Lao Tzu!" the sun roared, his eyes turning red with rage. I had the heart to wave my fist and raise my palm, killing the little boy in front of me, but I had no choice but to do it. The paralysis spell attacked, and the emperor Lao Tzu couldn't move. The siblings could not be used, so they had to show their resentment through their faces. The Daoist's eyes were almost bursting with fire.

"Do you know who I am?!How dare you do anything to me?!" Lieyang shouted.

"Aren't you called Lieyang Lao Dao? I've heard it, I've admired the name for a long time! The young man said nonchalantly, staring at the Daoist's terrifying angry gaze, and his eyes didn't blink much.

Seeing that the thief was so fearless, the momentum of the Taoist couldn't help but weaken a little. He stared at Xiao Tong and thought in his heart: "Is there anyone behind him?" hesitated for a moment, and suddenly thought of another possibility, "Oops! Could it be that this little ghost was actually sent by the enemy?

Fuck, it must be like this!, as the sun pondered, he suddenly realized. An eight or nine-year-old imp. bargaining to persuade buying, even deception and temptation. Sophisticated as a philistine who has been in business for decades, what an obvious flaw! It's so abnormal! And when it comes to bargaining. Talking endlessly, word by word, knocking on what people have to listen to, collecting and releasing is nothing more than people's compulsion. In the end, when he saw that he doubted the truth of the charm, he won his trust with a few words of understatement, and he did not leak a drop of water, covering it up layer by layer. Damn it. How can ordinary imps have such abilities!

"It's a gang of traitors!" Lieyang finally figured it out. The thieves had already set up this plan, and the young man who sold the snake was used as bait to lure himself into the net, and after foreseeing all the possibilities, they taught the thief in front of them to lure him into an ambush at the end. Fuck, I was in a hurry to poison my hair, and I believed his white little face, and finally followed step by step. Like a big silly bird, he happily drilled his own net, making the hunter's feathers scorched beyond recognition.

Woohoo, stupid. can't move, let others watch, and lose his old face.

Two hundred taels of snowflakes and silver bought four hours of human carving display. Fuck, it makes people laugh to death just by saying it.

Lie Yang was angry again. It's self-pity again, and for a moment I think of the enemy on the side. And he has become the meat of the chopping board, and he can't help but worry and fear. After thinking about the whole thing, he suddenly understood. If it weren't for the fact that he was at a critical juncture at this time, he wouldn't have had time to feel sorry for himself, and he would have slapped himself in the mouth for seventeen or eighteen years. After the anger, the idea of survival prevailed, and his eyes swept outward, trying to find out the accomplices in the crowd, and the threat in his mouth also changed direction: "Knowing the name of my Lieyang Zhenren, don't you know the consequences of plotting against me? Let me tell you, if you provoke my Huoyunguan, there is no good fruit to eat! I have more than 300 disciples, and the Shushan faction is in the same clan as me, and they will never sit idly by if something happens to me, and they will never sit idly by, let you run to the ends of the earth, they have the ability to find you for revenge!" Let me go as soon as possible, I may be merciful, let you go!"

"We—who are we?" the boy asked, still grinning. Following the gaze of the scorching sun, he looked outside, "You said they? haha, Dao Ye, you are so whimsical!"

The answer between the two had already frightened the people watching outside. Half of the crowd that had been tightly packed around several floors had already dispersed. After a while, everyone could see that something strange was coming, and the vicious Taoist priest slowly froze in place after drinking the talisman water, thinking that he was restrained by this little child.

This little boy is too bold, and the Taoist priest is about to take someone's life if he disagrees just now, isn't he not afraid at all? I don't know what strange means he used to restrain the Taoist, but God knows how long this means can last. The Taoist is fierce and vicious, and he will never suffer a loss. Thinking that after the evil way recovered, he was going to poison this lovely young man, and the flesh and blood were so miserable that many soft-hearted people didn't want to look at it anymore at this time, and they dispersed one by one, and more far-sighted people, thinking about the disaster of the pond fish, left one after another.

There were fewer onlookers, and the field seemed a little empty for a while. The dense snowflakes fell down, and seemed to be bigger than in the morning, and in a short time the top of the head, shoulders, eyebrows and beard of the scorching sun were all covered in white.

"Little ghost, who instructed you to do this?Say it, I'll be merciful to your subordinates later, otherwise, hum!" Lie Yang lowered his face, deliberately condensed his pupils, and stared at Xiao Tong intently. The intimidation in his eyes is evident. "No matter who it is, if you want to be the enemy of Huoyunguan and Shushan, it's best to weigh it first!" The Taoist deliberately amplified his voice so that all the thieves in the audience could hear it.

"Tell me?" the boy had a strange look on his face when he heard this, and after a roll of his eyes, he was really flustered. He stepped forward, took Lieyang's hand, and whispered, "Old Daoist, how do you know that someone instructed me?

"Finally admit it, right? Lao Tzu expected it to be good. Lie Yang thought to himself. He stared at Xiao Tong and gritted his teeth and said: "Don't talk nonsense! You obediently unraveled my talisman, and then tell me who my accomplice is, and I will spare you later." "This little ghost can't help but be scared, two powerful words go out and go out, it seems that the thieves are not a great foot, Lieyang has confidence in his heart. When he said this, his expression was even more fierce.

"I don't know how to solve the spell. The boy said pitifully. "I'm only going to hurt people. ”

He clapped his palms and said, "Otherwise...... I'll give you another paralysis talisman? Maybe you can fight poison with poison, and Dao Ye's talisman will be solved. ”

"Phew, drink it yourself!" Lieyang was angry and anxious, and he was angry, and scolded: "Bastard bastard!"

This thief can't solve spells. Could it be true that the Taoist master drank the wind and dew for four hours? No, he had to explain himself to the group of thieves clearly, and immediately said: "Go, go, go! It's useless to tell you." Call out your lords. Make it clear to me face to face that a bridge is a bridge and a road is a road. Tell the knots and go their own way! Walking on the rivers and lakes, who will not tie the knots? If you want to fight and kill and let the horses come! But this kind of poisonous tricks plot against people, obscene and despicable, not a good man!" The last few words were said loudly to the people outside.

"My adults are not here......," said the boy, seeing this, "they can't hear me." ”

"Who are they!Where are they now?!" The flame in the Taoist's stomach rushed to the bull fight. He was almost jumping to his feet, and yelled at the little boy: "Don't wait for me to recover, I will cut you all with a thousand knives! Frozen in the snow, this pain can only be experienced by the person concerned, and it is really no wonder that the Taoist master is so bright.

"Dao Ye's nature is like a fire, just a little bit. Hee-hee, I know that. But I'm going to say don't be afraid. The boy blinked and said with a smile.

"I'm afraid he's a bastard!

"Really?"

"Say!"

"It was the Grand Wish Master of Tenryu Temple who asked me to do this...... Shhhh ”

"Fart!" Sun said angrily, "Fart!"

"Master Hongyuan has no grudge against me. Why do you want to plot against me, count him and me...... Phew!Phew!Little dog thief, aren't you entertaining Lao Tzu!?

"Hahaha! Scared, right? You can't believe it. No matter how powerful Shushan is, do you dare to provoke Tianlong Temple? The old monk will beat you back to your grandmother's house with a few Zen sticks!" the boy said with a smile. Not only was the panic swept away in his eyes, but he saw the Taoist eyes showing a fierce light, and his whole body trembled. I even dared to pop out two little fingers. chiseled the Taoist with a burst of chestnuts, so angry that the sun almost fainted.

This is really a great shame! was treated so well by a child, if he regained his body. If you don't kill him a thousand times, you won't be angry!

The young man didn't know that Lieyang's eyes were dark at this time, or that he didn't care about it at all. After chiseling, he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Master Dao, the words are all done with you, believe it or not, whether you dare to find the old monk Hongyuan for revenge is also your business." Let me ask, are you unable to move at all?"

"your grandma!" said the Taoist angrily. I hated it in my heart, and I just thought: "The tiger has fallen into Pingyang! I will endure it! When I endure it for four hours, teach me to live my life, and I will chase you to the ends of the earth, this little thief, with a thousand cuts!"

"Oh, I know, my tongue is wooden, and I can't speak. Otherwise, it's time to get down to business. The boy reached out and touched Lieyang's waist and untied the purse he was hanging from the cloth belt. The Taoist originally intended to ignore this scoundrel boy, but when he saw this scene, he had to open his angry eyes and shout loudly: "Little ghost, what are you going to do? Do you want to grab something?"

"You bullied people and trampled that brother's snake to death, and I will help you lose money. ”

"Hit it off! Drop it! Fuck it...... Stop me! My money...... If you take a copper plate, I'll be done with you!"

"It's not over, it's not over, I'll be afraid of you? dare to provoke me, Lao Tzu will pour you ten paralysis charms a day, and see who can consume whom!" the young man stuck out his tongue and said. "Wait three and a half hours, I'll feed you one. Seven hours later, feed another one, Lao Tzu has time!" The Taoist priest was choked and almost turned his back on his breath, this little thief had always been gentle and humble before, although he had a hippie smile, he didn't say a word of dirt when he answered people. It wasn't until the word "Lao Tzu" came out that the Taoist finally saw his scoundrel side.

"Damn the little ghost, if you dare to take my money, you won't die well......! Your grandma's ......"

"I'm not going to die for a while, it's hard for you to say. I can't move, who knows if there will be any enemies of yours in this town who will come and cut your neck, or gouge out your eyes and tongue...... Dao Ye, you should think about what you should do first. ”

There were six ingots of silver, six hundred taels, a few letters, a small red cloth packet, which was a knife poison pill and charms commonly used in walking the rivers and lakes, a delicate copper dagger, a soft suede sheath, three finger-long silver needles, and a few bits and pieces. It's not enough to even pay off debts. ”

"Little Lamb, you put my things down!"

The boy did not speak, and saw that the silver in the purse was less than a thousand gold. He stood up and touched his hand into the arms of the scorching sun again. A thin booklet was taken out, and a boxy, delicate sandalwood locket was removed. Seeing these two things, Lieyang was so anxious that his face was about to drip blood, and he didn't choose what to say, and began to curse indiscriminately: "Bastard! Turtle shell! Fucking dead ghost, you put my things down, and if you don't put them down, Lao Tzu will chop you into meat sauce!"

"Come and chop, welcome. However, it is only limited to half an hour, and it does not wait for the expiration date. The little boy didn't even glance at him, turned the pages of the book, and read: "Tianyin refers to the fire technique? vulgar, not into the stream, this broken book is you willing to read." "Throw it on the ground. Then, the small wooden box was opened, and a strong aroma rushed to it.

"Wow! It's so good, what kind of name is it?" said the boy. Inside the wooden box was a dark and dreary object. It is not gold or wood, and the texture cannot be seen. Seeing that the sun is so precious and placed in his arms, it is worth a lot of money.

How could the Taoist answer, and his eyes were anxious, "Bastard." Dog mongrel, a little thief who kills a thousand knives" scolded. The body can't move, and it doesn't take advantage of the tongue anymore. At this time, the Taoist had already left behind all the precepts and exercises that purified his heart and kept his desires and embraced oneness. Desperate, he chooses only the most filthy words to curse. The boy listened for a while. Seeing that he was really unbearable, he couldn't help but turn pale, reached out and took out an apricot-sized porcelain bottle from his waist, pasted it on Lieyang's face, and said viciously: "Shut up! Do you know what's in here?"

"The bastard of the asshole!" Lieyang scolded excitedly, when he suddenly heard the crisp sound of "ding" in the bottle, and it seemed that there was a hard object jumping strongly in it, and he couldn't help but say angrily: "What!?"

"The two-tailed fire scorpion, the poison is not much worse than the snake just now!" the young man said viciously, and after speaking, he uncorked the bottle, "I put it on your mouth, and if you dare to move your mouth, it will sting you, and in less than a quarter of an hour, it will ensure that you will become a fat pig's head!" Sure enough, a small red scorpion was poured out of the bottle, the size of a fingernail, and the high-pitched tail needle was divided into two branches, sharp and black, and flashed with a faint blue light. "You continue to scold, tomorrow, no, just tonight, Your Excellency is possessed by the pig god, and your mother can't recognize it when she comes!"

The soul of the Taoist flies out of the sky, and it is highly poisonous! It's fucking over. After the scorpion was put under the child's nose, it did not move with its poisonous tail cocked.

As long as the plague god seals his mouth, the Taoist no longer wants to die, no matter how irritable and annoyed, how dare he spit out half a word? Worms and pigs don't understand human nature, but they won't reason with you, and they will sting if they are annoyed, and they will not be tolerated. At this time, not only did he not dare to speak, but the Taoist even slowed down his breathing, held his breath, inhaled and exhaled slowly, only for fear that he would be heavy and cause a bad blow.

"How good it is to be honest like this, let me help you settle the accounts and write off the debts, so that you don't have a guilty conscience. Do you say?" said the boy. The Taoist didn't dare to speak, his eyes looked at his nose and nose, and he was very vigilant and only watched the every move of the immortal on his mouth.

"If you hit a bad person's object, of course, you must compensate according to the price, which is the axiom of heaven and earth. The young man said in a big way, "Master Dao, do you agree?" One, two, three! Okay, there is no refutation, and not speaking is acquiescence. ”

“......”

"The money you have on you is not enough to compensate, and I can only pay off my debts in kind, and that's no problem, right? One, two, three! ”

“......”

"Your black thing is not worth much, I don't think it's worth much, I'll fold him into four hundred taels and compensate that brother with the silver, you don't have an opinion, right?"

The Taoist trembled all over, his eyes were about to break through the sockets and fall out, his mouth just moved, and when he saw the scorpion raise the tail of the needle slightly, he suppressed all the anger in his stomach and tried his best to restrain his emotions.

"One, two, three! Haha! Daoye, you are so easy to talk to! I have never been so happy when I do business with people. ”

“......”

Talking to a stuffy gourd about the conditions, how can there be any reason to be unhappy? The poor Taoist can't move his hands and feet, his mouth can't speak, his face is flushed, his stomach is full of curses and roars to vent, but he doesn't dare to move, and his breathing can't be a little short. It is considered to be the culmination of the unlucky and helpless, and the number one of the aggrieved and sad Tianzi, this situation can also be regarded as a choice.

"Okay, that's it. The boy gathered up everything on the ground and put it in his purse. Leaving only the six ingots of silver and the wooden box, he walked to the young man in the corner of the wall and said with a smile: "The old Taoist accidentally injured your snake, and he was very sorry not to go, and after I reasoned with him, he also agreed to repay these things to you." So saying, he put the wooden box and the silver into the young man's hand. But seeing the young man's frightened look, he thought about it, turned his head and saw Lieyang's angry expression of wanting to choose someone to devour, and changed his mind again, and sighed: "No, this thing is not safe for you to put here, I will fold it into silver for you." After speaking, he took back the wooden box, took out the two hundred taels of silver given by Lieyang just now from his arms, and handed the two ingots of silver in his bag to the young man. "This is a thousand taels, although it is not enough for the true value of the snake, but it can barely cover it. You're hiding, get out of town. Remember not to expose your money. As he spoke, he took out another porcelain vase from his waist and handed it to him.

"A lot of people here see that you have money, it's an emergency thing, and if someone wants to rob it, it can save your life. All you have to do is pull the plug off. As he spoke, the thumb of his right hand gently rubbed his neck, and he didn't know what strange things had been smeared. The boy held the bottle up in front of him, and heard a small sound of "boom" inside, faint but complicated, and I don't know what flying insects were hiding inside.

"Okay, old Daoist, I'll help you pay off the silver, I don't have time to worry about you hurting innocent things, I'm young, I don't have any reason to tell you, I'll send you a sentence that my master said: 'People have greed, so they are afraid', and people will eventually be harmed, only in the word 'greed'. You'll have to be careful in the future. ”

"That's all I say, the mountains and rivers are long, and there is no time to see each other in the future. Farewell. The boy grinned.