Seeing that the road was not wide and full of vehicles, Yang Yue said, "Is there a traffic accident in front of you?

Zhang Xiaojun smiled and said, "Let's put on our coats, we have to get out of the car, one kilometer ahead is the town, it seems that there has been activity in the Heavenly God Sect recently, otherwise how can so many cars be parked, this road is relatively narrow, and now there are so many cars, our cars will definitely not find a parking space when we drive in, I think we should go in." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Huang Guofan and the others got out of the car, Huang Guofan jumped on the spot, shrunk his neck and walked forward with his hands in his pockets, and then looked at Yang Yue and Zhang Min each with a plush scarf around their necks, wearing masks, leaving only their eyes outside, and cotton wool gloves on their hands. Huang Guofan said enviously, "I knew it was snowing here, I should have bought a scarf, there is heating in the car, how can I feel cold, this time it is really fucking cold." ”

Huang Guofan and the four of them were empty-handed, and then looked at the other people who came, they all carried plastic bags or baskets in their hands, and the baskets contained incense candles and paper watches, it seemed that they came to worship the gods and Buddhas, and these people were very excited to talk and laugh, a man and a woman who walked in front of Huang Guofan and them said, "The last time I gave birth to a daughter, this time I must ask God to bless and give birth to a son, so that a son and a daughter are the best." ”

Huang Guofan looked at Zhang Xiaojun: "Does this guy really have any gods? Can you do things with him?

Zhang Xiaojun shook his head and said: "We generally observe on the periphery, rarely go inside, and we haven't gone up to worship, it's not very clear, but ask those people who have worshipped, they say that it is very effective, and I don't know if this specific experience is effective!"

Huang Guofan smiled and said, "I'm thirty-four now, and I'm still completely identical, if it really works, I can let this guy bless me to find a girlfriend next year." It's time to pass on the family lineage. Hey, my parents must be sorry that they couldn't hold their grandson when they died, and I hope to find a daughter-in-law to carry on the family family as soon as possible. ”

Zhang Xiaojun was a little surprised and said, "You are thirty-four, you can't see it, it looks like you are only in your twenties, and you think you are chasing my Captain Yang." That's right, Captain Yang is also single now, you two can be together!"

Huang Guofan smiled, "How can people agree, just like me, I won't please if I'm not handsome!"

Yang Yue pursed his lips and said, "It's good that you know, but Zhang Xiaojun, don't listen to the kid's nonsense, he has a girlfriend and a little lover." The little lover is also a member of our special operations team. ”

Zhang Xiaojun asked curiously: "His lover is a member of our special operations team, shouldn't he, isn't it the rule of our Ministry of State Security that people from the same department are not allowed to be together? How can he find someone from the special operations team to be his lover? This Minister Hu will not agree." ”

Yang Yue smiled and said, "After the two of them became lovers, they joined our special operations team separately, so this Minister Hu is not easy to say, but Huang Guofan, this guy, is a guy who turns his face and doesn't recognize people, and he ignores others after playing with other people's Song Rui's sisters, so that this Song Rui girl's brows are always wrinkled together and she has never stretched." It's really worthless and sorry for Song Rui's sister. Do you think I can like a big carrot and an ungrateful person like Lao Huang?"

Huang Guofan looked embarrassed, "What do you mean I'm ungrateful, I'm calling long pain is better than short pain, I and her are destined to have no results, if I treat her well, then what about my girlfriend, I always have to give up one, and I have no emotional foundation with her, and I can give up if I am ruthless." ”

Yang Yue rolled her eyes and did not comment: "There is a commissary in front of us, and there are incense and candles that sell it, let's go buy a little." ”

Huang Guofan, Yang Yue and the others had to pretend to be ordinary pilgrims this time to blend in with this group of people, so they had to be like other pilgrims, and the incense, candles, paper and money were ready.

The small town is very lively, the streets are full of people, the streets are full of people, the streets are not wide, follow the pilgrims who come forward, until they come to the streets of the town, they see this Celestial Dojo, the entrance to this dojo stands two wooden dolls, this puppet looks like a human and not a human, like a ghost, not a ghost, with a sign hanging around his neck: "The gods are not allowed to be blasphemed, please do not bring your mobile phone into the dojo or you will bear the consequences." ”

At this time, Huang Guofan saw a store next to him, which can also be said to be a company specializing in "storing electronic products such as mobile phones." Huang Guofan pressed the watch, the watch became compass mode, and suddenly the hands of the watch suddenly turned around, "The electronic magnetic field here is a little disordered, it should be a little strange, let's store the mobile phone first, the pin is broken, and even the above can't be contacted at that time." ”

Seeing a large number of men and women kneeling in the snow, Huang Guofan couldn't help frowning, "These people are really hardworking, there is not even a futon on the ground, and they are not afraid of arthritis if they kneel directly on the ground in winter." ”

Zhang Xiaojun said, "In the past, this Tan Wu was engaged in his own yard, but with more and more fame, more and more people came, so I bought a few acres of land here to raise such a dojo, and there are so many people who come so cold today, it seems that it is the end of the year, and a large number of migrant workers have gone home, and they specially came to worship and want to make themselves earn more money in the coming year." ”

Huang Guofan nodded: "Let's go, let's go in and have a look, and see what this self-proclaimed god looks like." ”

After Huang Guofan and the four of them entered the dojo, they followed the others to the huge incense burner in the middle of the dojo and lit the incense in their hands and inserted it into the incense burner, put the paper money into the copper furnace in front of the huge copper furnace and burned it, and finally brought the candle to the statue to light the candle.

After lighting the candles, Huang Guofan and the others each took out a hundred yuan and threw it into the box of incense money in front of the shrine, at this time, a disciple wearing a black Taoist robe said: "Go to the ashram outside, kneel down, pray sincerely, and in ten minutes, the gods will come out to bless you and fulfill your wishes." ”

Huang Guofan, Yang Yue and the others glanced at each other, and in order to investigate the case, they also fought hard, came out to find a relatively clean place and knelt down, and the snow quickly melted at the body temperature, wetting the pants, and the knees were cold. After kneeling for more than ten minutes, under the lifting of the four people, Tan Wu, who was sitting on the golden lotus throne, came out, wearing a white Taoist robe and holding a whisk of dust.

The four strong men carried it to the high platform at the door, this Tan Wu had words in his mouth, no one could hear what he was reading, Huang Guofan's ear power was better than anyone else, but he only heard this guy humming and didn't hear what he was saying.

"The people kneeling below should be the ones who ask the deity to fulfill their wishes, but your wish power is still a little small, I can't feel your wishes, now I can feel your wishes by concentrating on it, and I can use my supernatural powers to help you solve your wishes, to concentrate. ”

Suddenly, Huang Guofan's body felt a tingling, this is the feeling of overpowering the body, Huang Guofan looked at Yang Yue, Yang Yue also stared at Huang Guofan, and looked at "What, do you also feel it, the numbness of the electric shock!"

At this time, Tan Wu on the stage said, " I have felt your wishes, I have been helping you to fulfill, now this wish is a process that requires a process, it is impossible to drop pie directly from the sky, just now do you feel numb, this is I am using my supreme divine power to help you transfer Now your luck has been changed by me, from now on your wishes will be realized as quickly as possible, of course, if the wish is not realized, that is, you are not pious enough, if you are pious enough, your wishes will definitely come true, okay, let's disperse, I will sort out your wishes, and I will come out when the next batch of people is full。 With that, the four strong men lifted the lotus seat and carried it back into the room.

Huang Guofan stood up and patted the snow on his knees, "What a god, if your wish is not fulfilled, you are not pious enough, this empty check is simply amazing." Let's go, let's go to the town to see if there's anything good to eat, and come back in the evening. ”

After leaving this dojo, Huang Guofan and others came to a donkey meat hot pot restaurant in the town and began to eat donkey meat hot pot. During the meal, several tables around the table were talking about a god.

"What kind of wish did you make when you worshiped the gods today? I promised that I would be able to earn a million next year!

"I'm an atheist, this is to verify that there is really no god in this world, my wish is for me to meet the Monkey King, obviously not, so I dare to conclude that this so-called god is not a real god, just a liar who pretends to be a god. ”

At this time, the shopkeeper hurriedly came up and said, "This big brother, don't talk nonsense, the last time a policeman said that, he advised those people who came to worship not to be fooled, this so-called god is a liar, and guess what, it was a sunny day, but suddenly the sky was cloudy, and a lightning bolt split down and burned this policeman directly into charcoal, because the blasphemy was killed by thunder, so no one here will ever blaspheme the gods, so don't talk nonsense now, big brother." ”

The tourist smiled disapprovingly, "It's winter, you ask him to give me a thunderbolt and I'll see, if I can be killed by thunder, I'm willing!" The tourist's voice just fell outside was a flash of light, and then there was a loud bang, and suddenly the tourist was frightened and prostrate on the ground and shouted, "Lord Tenjin, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have offended you, I said this on purpose, I just saved face, pretended to be forced in front of my friends, don't split me, I have old and young, I can't die, I really can't die!"

Just before Huang Guofan could figure out what was going on, a team of people in black robes rushed in, "Just now, Lord Tianshen sensed that someone here was offending him, and now he wants to bring it back to punishment, who was blaspheming the gods just now, and who is it to hurry up and recruit from the truth." In an instant, the man who had just spoken became the target of everyone, and everyone pointed their fingers at him, and in an instant the man peed his pants. (To be continued.) )