Laughing at the world of rivers and lakes, on the barren mountain, Gu Jianfei took out a blue robe from the space and began to change clothes, no way, who let himself be almost electrocuted into charcoal by the system, and even his clothes became carbon.

After changing his clothes, Gu Jianfei went down the mountain to see what was here, but as soon as Gu Jianfei found a village and wanted to ask for directions, he was beaten out by the villagers as a monster.

Gu Jianfei was a reasonable person after all, so he couldn't do anything with the villagers who didn't know martial arts, so he could only run away in embarrassment.

Out of the village, Gu Jianfei said angrily to this group of villagers: "What are you doing, why are you beating me, if it weren't for my martial arts, maybe you would all be killed by you now." ”

An old man among the villagers said: "It's right to kill you, I have never seen such a bold monster as you dare to come to our village, I don't know that our village has killed several monsters." ”

Gu Jianfei was angry, and said to the old man: "Which eye do you see that Lao Tzu is a monster, how do you think Lao Tzu is handsome, and you want to beat Lao Tzu to death with jealousy." ”

The old man was suddenly disgusted: "Save your dead monster's black face that can't be seen at night, I'll be jealous of you, I'll be jealous." ”

Gu Jianfei was stunned after hearing this, and was about to touch his face, but before he could touch it, Gu Jianfei saw his hand like black charcoal, Gu Jianfei suddenly slapped his forehead, damn, forgot to wash his face.

Gu Jianfei hurriedly said to the old man: "Don't get me wrong, old man, I was struck by lightning on the mountain, so my face is so dark." ”

As soon as Gu Jianfei finished speaking, the old man was even more sure that Gu Jianfei was a monster, and said to Gu Jianfei: "Okay, you bold monster, you dare to lie to me, you are not a monster, then why would God use thunder to slash you." ”

What else can Gu Jianfei say. He now felt that he had been hit by countless arrows in his knee, and he almost knelt down for the old man, but fortunately, Gu Jianfei was a master and did not kneel.

Gu Jianfei had no choice but to find a place to take a bath first, Gu Jianfei suddenly felt much more comfortable after washing, and then returned the cyan power suit. Back to the village where you just was.

This time, Gu Jianfei was not beaten as a monster by the villagers, but was treated as a prince charming by these village girls, after all, Gu Jianfei is also the kind of person with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and a tiger's back and bear's waist, cough cough, it's wrong, this is Long Aotian.

Gu Jianfei is the kind of very manly look, such as the image on the cover, the most important thing is Gu Jianfei's height. Gu Jianfei is eight feet tall (the scale here is the Han ruler, and the length of the Han ruler is about 23 centimeters, which means that the height of the ancient Jianfei is 184 centimeters).

Gu Jianfei came to the village chief's house in the eyes of the village girls, and as soon as he entered the village chief's house, Gu Jianfei saw the old man you just now, yes, the old man who scolded Gu Jianfei for being a monster just now is the village chief.

When the village chief saw Gu Jianfei, he said, "This son, I don't know what happened to come to this village. ”

Gu Jianfei said: "Presumably the old man is the village head, but Gu Mou came here to ask for directions, and Gu Mou wanted to know where the nearest city here was." ”

The village chief smiled: "This son." This is the boundary of Hangzhou, and from here to the west is the city of Hangzhou. ”

Gu Jianfei said: "It turns out that this is Hangzhou." Thanks to the village chief, then Gu took his leave. ”

The village chief hurriedly grabbed Gu Jianfei and said: "Son, please stay, now it's time to apply, and Childe can't enter the city gate even if he rushes to Hangzhou City." ”

Gu Jianfei said with a smile: "Don't worry, the village chief can rest assured, Gu also knows how to write kung fu, and he will definitely be able to rush to Hangzhou City at the time." ”

The village chief said, "Childe." It's not that the little old man has to keep his son, but we have monsters here, and this time is the time when the monsters come out to feed, and we just beat off a monster just now. ”

Gu Jianfei was speechless after hearing this, he couldn't say that he was the monster just now. I just ran away from you and came back after changing my clothes.

And the old man has left you like this, you can't just lose face, Gu Jianfei has no choice but to stay here.

But Gu Jianfei was really very curious, are there really monsters here, Gu Jianfei said to the village chief: "Old man, are there really monsters here." ”

The village chief sighed and said: "Childe doesn't know, originally we didn't have monsters here, but since a few years ago, we have a monster with a bull's head and a horse's body. “

Gu Jian Feiqi said: "Bull head and horse body, how can there be such a monster." ”

The more Gu Jian Fei thought about it, the more strange it became, there is no such monster in mythology, even if it is not in the Monster Encyclopedia of Mountains and Seas.

Just when Gu Jianfei was secretly wondering, the village chief took out a picture scroll and handed it to Gu Jianfei and said: "Childe, this is the image of the monster in these words, which was painted by a painter in the city after our senior year two years ago." ”

Gu Jianfei opened it and was speechless, only to see that the monster in the painting was bull-headed and horse-like, skinny, with a lush mane and short stature, but the most important thing was that Gu Jianfei recognized what this monster was.

Gu Jianfei felt that his brain was a little insufficient, wasn't this a wildebeest in Africa, how could this thing appear here, and it was regarded as a monster.

There was this thing in ancient China, and it was recorded, but Gu Jianfei didn't know it.

"Lu Ya" said: "The beast is like a cow and a horsetail, and it is said to be fine." In the twenty-fifth year of Wanli, the beast was a strange beast, with two horns, a deer text, and a horsetail and cow's hooves. Guo Putu praised: "Refined as a cow, self-identification by tail." ”

Gu Jianfei said to the village chief: "Village chief, has this thing ever hurt anyone?" ”

The village chief said: "Many of our villagers have been injured by him, and one of us was stabbed to death by his horn. ”

Gu Jianfei said: "Village Chief, Gu can guarantee that this thing is definitely not a monster. ”

The village chief said strangely: "Isn't it a monster? Childe, this thing is not a monster, so how can it be so ugly." ”

Gu Jianfei is almost dizzy, good guy, in your eyes, as long as it is ugly, it is a monster, and if it looks good, it is a fairy, do you dare to go to Zhong Kui Temple and say that Zhong Kui is a monster.

Gu Jianfei wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said: "Village chief, this thing is really not a monster, it is called a wildebeest, it is not my Huaxia thing, it should be something that Fanbang paid tribute to, but somehow it ran here." ”

The village chief said: "Really, this thing is something that Fanbang pays tribute to." ”

Gu Jianfei said: "Really, and the strength of this thing is also very large, it can be used as a cow, and it is possible to pull a cart from the farm." ”

The village chief was overjoyed when he heard this: "Great, tomorrow I will organize people to catch this wildebeest." ”

Gu Jianfei stayed overnight at the village chief's house, and rushed to Hangzhou early the next morning, but as soon as he entered the city, Gu Jianfei saw the funny scene in the movie.

The two advertising people stood on the top of the high building, singing the advertising words happily, especially the calves that were still trembling, no matter how funny they looked.

And Gu Jianfei only has one sentence he wants to say now, and that is: "This is a world full of neurotics." (To be continued.) )