Twenty-seven, it seems to be false, but it is true

Half an hour later, Wang Tielan and He Li rushed to the local police station and asked the police: "Mr. Policeman, I am Wang Tielan, the superior of He Li, I heard that he committed a crime, and I am here to bail him." ”

As soon as Wang Tielan mentioned the name of the congratulatory gift, the policemen all laughed in a low voice, Wang Tielan was inexplicable, "What's so funny?"

"When we arrived, he was in a bathing center, and there was an undressed girl on the bed, and when we interrogated him, he said that he had not had sex with the girl," the police said. ”

Chen Siwei listened on the side: "Maybe he is telling the truth. ”

As soon as his voice fell, all the policemen burst into laughter, and the policemen who were questioned laughed even more, and finally held back their laughter, and then the policeman said: "Seriously, I hope he is telling the truth, but the reason why he explained why this woman was in his bed is really ...... It's so chiba!"

"How did he explain it. ”

"Listen for yourself. ”

The police pressed the recorder, and the voice of congratulatory gifts justifying themselves came from inside.

"A while ago, my unit organized a tour, and I was washing my hands by the pond at the foot of the mountain, when a frog jumped up and said to me: ' AC 2:1 win over Inter Milan' and then jumped away, everyone was taking pictures at the time, I didn't notice it, I was very strange, I don't know why the frog can talk, it seems to be talking about the football score just now, that night Serie A happened to be Milan's derby, I was stupid after watching it with a few colleagues in the hotel at the foot of the mountain, because the score was: AC Milan beat Inter Milan 2:1.

The next morning I went there again to look for the frog, and it said to me, '3T, 135' I was really convinced at this time, so I spent 100 yuan to buy 50 bets, but in the evening I saw on the TV that it really hit, and I won 50,000 yuan at once. I decided then that I had to catch the frog, and then I would be rich.

Then I didn't go back with the unit, I waited by the pond, and finally I was made to wait, and it only showed a few numbers in the water, and I knew it was the number of the two-color ball. I didn't dare to buy more, I was afraid of winning too much and arousing suspicion, so I only bought 5 notes, and as a result, after deducting taxes, I was going crazy with a check of 20 million, and I decided to repay the frog, so I went to look for it overnight.

At last the frog finally agreed to my request, and returned to the city with me, and said that it had never seen a human bath, so I spent my wallet on the most luxurious bathing center in the area, and then I took it to a massage room during the break, and I put it on the bed and said, 'I am here today thanks to you, and I will meet any of your requests anyway.'" ’

'Kiss me. The frog said, thinking that it was no big deal, so I gently kissed it on the forehead, but I didn't expect the frog to suddenly turn into a very beautiful 18-year-old girl in front of me, she said that she had been cast a magic spell, thank you for saving her and want to live with me in the future.

Ladies and gentlemen, what I said is true, that's how the girl in bed came, don't arrest me. ”

As soon as the recording ended, all the policemen laughed back and forth again, Chen Siwei and Wang Tiescale were even more dumbfounded, Wang Tielan took a long breath and said: "I really can't think of a more suitable adjective except for Qiba." What do you think, brother?"

Chen Siwei couldn't help but smile and asked the police, "What did the girl say?"

"Unfortunately, the girl jumped out of the window and ran away when we entered the room, she was very fast, and we didn't catch her," the policeman said. ”

"In that case, can't it be confirmed that he is calling for prostitution?"

"Indeed, we cannot confirm it. The policeman laughed again: "Seriously, I really can't bear to arrest such a talented person." After saying that, the policeman laughed again.

Wang Tielan also smiled: "We can take him away, right?"

The policeman made a gesture of encouragement, and another policeman brought out a young man, who looked fairly energetic, but cowered as if he was still frightened. He looked at Wang Tielu and exclaimed, "Isn't this Mr. Wang?"

Wang Tielan rarely interacts with employees, and all mundane affairs are handled by the manager, but he knows him, "How do you work yourself?"

Wang Tielan smiled: "Because your experience is so amazing, I can't help but come to see when I have such an employee who can make up stories." ”

"I'm not making up stories, I'm ......"

"Okay, okay!" Wang Tielan waved his hand and said: "Are you not going to use the Internet when I am not on the Internet?" This is obviously a famous joke on the Internet, and you are embarrassed to say it here, but fortunately, Mr. Police will not pursue it, and he will not thank others. ”

He thanked the two of them out of the police station, and after leaving, the whole police station burst into laughter again.

He Li looked at Chen Siwei and asked, "Who is this?"

This is Mr. Chen Siwei, the senior consultant of Yanghoe Racecourse. ”

Chen Siwei said: "Mr. He, do you know Gao Yangyuan?"

"Fatty? Of course I know, it's my old classmate. I see, he also works at the Wild Hoof Racecourse, and you're his colleague, right?"

"Yes, he said he lost your phone number, let me stop by to find you. He handed over his phone, "Would you like to give him a call?"

He Li took the phone and dialed it, and said enthusiastically: "Fatty, I am a congratulatory gift, it's hard for you to still think about me......"

"I'm worried about you dead head!" the fat man roared, "You dead pig head three, when will you pay me two hundred yuan?"

"Wow, it's been three years, and you've remembered two hundred yuan until now? Are you still not a brother?"

"If you have money, you're a brother, and if you don't have money, it's not bullshit, you give me backβ€”moneyβ€”" The fat man roared at the head, causing Heli's eardrums to buzz.

"Okay, okay!" He Li waved his hand and said: "You don't yell at me, tell your brother that he has made a fortune, be careful that I use money to kill you!"

"Please, smash me to death!"

"Dead fatty, you wait!" He Li hung up the phone and said to Wang Tielan: "Mr. Wang, I'm sorry I want to resign." ”

Wang Tielan wondered, "Why?"

"I'm very grateful to you for coming to pick me up in person, but I'm already a rich man, so what kind of job do I have? I'm going to find this dead fat man and let him know how good my brother is!" he raised his fist indignantly.

"Are you rich?"

"I said I didn't lie, I won the ball, I won the three-T, and I won the two-color ball, and I am already worth tens of millions. ”

Wang Tielu glanced at Chen Siwei suspiciously, and said in a low voice: "This guy is not insane, right?"

Chen Siwei shrugged and said he had no way of knowing. Since He Li insisted on resigning, Wang Tielan was not forced to stay, "Okay, you can leave with a resignation report." ”

Chen Siwei said: "Mr. Wang, it's time for me to go back to the unit." ”

When He Li heard this, he said: "It's just right, I'm also going to find the fat man, and we can be companions when we walk together." ”

"No problem. ”

That night, when he was leaving, Wang Tielu held his hand, "Brother, be careful in the Heavenly Palace." ”

"Brother Tie, don't worry, I will take care of your horse. ”

"It's okay, I know you're a horse lover and I'm relieved. Besides, if you were going to exchange it for gold pills at that time, I would give it to you in the whole horse farm, and now that we are brothers, don't say yours and mine anymore. As long as you can be safe and secure in the Heavenly Palace, my wish will be fulfilled. ”

Chen Siwei couldn't help but feel ashamed, he spoke sincerely, and his favor actually changed him for a piece of sincerity, and he was really a righteous demon with liver and gall, and shook his hand tightly: "Brother Tie should also take care." ”

The two said goodbye and came to the door of the racecourse, carrying a congratulatory gift waiting for him, "Here, that's gone." ”

That night, the two took the plane back to the hoof racecourse, and when Chen Siwei was on the plane, he wanted to sleep for a while, but He Li slept like thunder, his head tilted on his shoulder, and saliva flowed onto his shoulder.

After a night of meditation, he was more energetic, and when the plane arrived, he woke up and got off the plane together. Leaving the airport to congratulate him: "Mr. Chen, you go back to the unit first, I'll be there later." After saying that, a puff of smoke ran away.

Chen Siwei shook his head helplessly, went back to the unit first, and knowing the news of his return, Stationmaster Lin led all his colleagues to welcome him like a hero who welcomed the triumphant return, and the applause was thunderous. Stationmaster Lin excitedly shook his hand and said: "Ah Wei, you are really a lucky general, what have I been doing with the hot potato of the Iron Scale Racecourse, you will buy it as soon as you go to someone's house, and bring a lot of cash to our racecourse, very good! This year's outstanding employees are none other than you." ”

"Thank you, webmaster, it's everyone's credit. ”

"This time you have made a great contribution on a business trip, and you have worked hard, I decided to give you a week off and the company will reimburse you for traveling, you can take your girlfriend to go on a tour of the mountains and rivers, happiness, right?"

Chen Siwei couldn't hear it, he just needed time to go back to the Heavenly Palace to take care of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, "Thank you, stationmaster." ”

"You deserve it. ”

Other colleagues also came up to congratulate, with this money, their bonus this year will not be less, his popularity is already good, and now it is even more praised.

He politely noticed that the fat man was not there for a while, and asked, "Where is the fat man?"

The colleague said: "He went out to run errands, and he should be back soon." ”

Chen Siwei called the fat man before leaving the unit, and the fat man hurried back and the two met at the gate, "Oh, you're back." Stupid, this time you have contributed a lot, the old man is happy, the company is worried that you have no cash, you actually sold the shares at a high price, there are blessings and blessings. ”

"It's a blessing to the unit. ”

"By the way, didn't you say that the congratulatory gifts came together, and what about the others?"

At this time, only to hear a squeak, a snow-white elongated Lincoln stopped not far from the two, two black-clothed bodyguards looked like people pulled the car door, one was wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses, leather shoes were shiny, and the back was shiny.

Seeing the fat man, he took off his sunglasses and smiled, the fat man's eyes almost fell to the ground, it was actually a congratulatory gift, "You...... Are you a pig's head three?"

He snapped his fingers, and the bodyguard next to him immediately handed him a cigar to light it, he took a deep breath, pointed at the fat man's face with a cigar and said: "Listen to the fat man, I don't want to hear the three words pig head three in the future, call me Li-brother-"

He dragged his long voice, raised his hand again, and another bodyguard handed over a stack of banknotes, he raised and said to the fat man, "Didn't you say that I owe you two hundred yuan?" He smashed the stacks of banknotes on the fat man's head, "Take it to eat! Take it to drink! Take it to pick up girls...... Hahaha!"

He flicked his trench coat and wanted to return to the car in a chic manner, but unexpectedly stepped on the banana peel under his feet and slipped, and fell on all fours with a bang.

The fat man woke up like a dream, his movements were faster than his bodyguard in an instant, he first picked up the banknotes on the ground and stuffed them into his arms, and then went up to help him, "Brother Li, Brother Li, you are really rich." ”

"Nonsense, help me up!"

"Yes, yes, yes. Brother Li, I used to be a younger brother who didn't know Taishan, but you don't care about our old classmates, don't you? I will inform the old classmates in the city tonight and tell everyone that Brother Li will come back after becoming famous. ”

"That's right!" He Li straightened the glasses hanging on his face, "I want to tell everyone that I have a pig's head...... No, my brother is back! You call all my classmates, the best hotel tonight, I'm in for a treat!"

"Brother Li's wisdom! Long live Brother Li!" The fat man smiled flatteringly, but fortunately, he finally didn't forget Chen Siwei, and turned around and said, "Stay up, let's eat together at night?"

"No, I won't go to your class reunion. Chen Siwei wanted to laugh in his heart.

He Li turned around and said: "Brother Chen, right? We are also fated, you go to the police station to help me, I He will not forget your benefits, if you have any problems in the future, just come to me, and if someone provokes you in the future, they will say that you are my brother Li's cover." ”

He arched his hand, "Thank you, Brother Li." ”

The congratulatory gift hugged him in front of the fat man and others, and Chen Siwei saw that he, the nouveau riche, was indeed making a windfall, and he thought to himself: "Is his story true, is there really a girl who has been cast a demon spell?"