Chapter 375: Black Cloud Mutation
Chapter 375: Black Cloud Mutation
Zhu Ba's play can be said to be yin, there is no way, who made this product's acting skills so good, in his own words, he is not an actor, and he is too much to lose.
Under the flickering of Zhu Ba, the goddess, soon the monks in the Leiyin Temple gathered here one after another.
"Makes sense, it makes so much sense. ”
"It's really a nun scripture, that's right, it's too philosophical, this woman has to hang on to the bubble, if she blindly pleases, in the end, she can't make a chicken and egg fight. ”
"That's right, that's right, why haven't I met this goddess before, girl, if I did, then I'd still be out of love, you know, I cried for three months, and in the end, if I hadn't met another lovelorn nun, I would still be fucking out of love. ”
"Look, why are there some nuns running over there?"
"Damn, no, it seems like I have the lover of my dreams. ”
"Oh my God, it's incredible, do you mean that these nuns are also here to study the scriptures? But what are they doing with this?"
"Do you want to prevent being soaked? Or do you want to get a handsome guy?"
"Please don't look at me with that kind of adoring eyes, what about me, just like you, a grain of sand among all living beings?" Zhu Ba paused, glaring at the believers around him, and suddenly there was an indescribable sense of accomplishment in this thing. The square was already overcrowded, and the ancient trees in the distance were full of people, and even more so, they were riding the Buddha hood and listening to the sermon of this goddess.
"As the so-called Dharma and the right way of Buddhism, this is the same line, although we say monks, but we must also taste the seven emotions and six desires in this world, in order to cut off the love thread, and finally go to the end of the Dharma, completely enlightened, become a generation of Buddha emperors. That's right, I mean it very simply, it's to make our spring hearts float, and there's no shame in that. ”
"There is a good saying, a monk who doesn't want to pick up a girl is not a competent monk. ”
"What? ”
"I've got to jot it down in my notebook right away,"
"It's amazing. ”
"Look, isn't that the abbot? ”
"You know, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the abbot confessing to an old bitch, and I was fucking dizzy......"
"Damn, our abbot's taste is too unique. I admire Nima to the extreme. ”
"It's good to know, some things are far more complicated than we think. ”
Zhu Ba kept preaching, it was the way to pick up girls, listening to those monks were already full of women's thoughts, if there was a brothel in this Leiyin Temple, I was afraid that they would have already flocked to it.
"Take a look at it, this is an exclusive version of three hundred years, not only what you think, but also what you can't think of, do you want to make sex more exciting? Do you want to make sex more harmonious? Then buy the Jade Maiden Catalogue right away." That's right, don't want ninety-nine-eight, don't want three-eighty-eight, as long as twenty-eight, don't miss it, after this village, there will be no such shop. ”
This person is not an outsider, it is the thief Gao Quan. This goods has always been the master of geese and birds plucking. Seeing that Zhu Ba looked like there, he immediately had an idea, rummaged through the storage bags he had stolen, and finally found a copy of the ban, which he is now widely publicizing.
At this time, these monks can be said to have been stunned by Zhu Ba's magic stick, and their hearts were rippling.
They all picked up their pockets and began to buy.
In an instant, this thief Gao Quan gained a windfall, and he couldn't close his mouth with joy.
This scene, the sword slave can see clearly.
Zhu Ba's goods are being a goddess, and Gao Quan's goods are actually being a small merchant and peddler, and the book of sale is still prohibited, the sword slave's eyes suddenly burst into black lines, who are these people around Nima.
"This, how can this be?" Looking at that scene, Yiming's two eyes were about to pop out, this thing is too weird, first a person was born against the sky, and now, there is a mess again, this is simply to destroy the rhythm of the Buddha's Yuanhui.
"What should I do?"
"What should I do?"
"This ......"
Yiming and Yiliang stared at each other with big eyes, and they all became hesitant. They wanted to change the situation of the Thunder Yin Temple, but they didn't have the ability. Don't say it's them, even if it's a higher level in the temple, I'm afraid they don't have that ability.
In front of the situation of this Leiyin Temple, I can only look at it and sigh, that's all.
There has never been a monk asking for food in Leiyin Temple, but at this moment, a group of monks dressed in black have appeared, their eyes are strange, as if they are full of hatred, it is monstrous hatred.
"Senior brother, what's going on?" Yiming glared at his junior brother and asked directly.
Yiliang shook his head, "This, I seem to ...... Haven't seen it before. ”
"Could it be that the situation of this Leiyin Temple has been broken, and someone has forcibly made progress and injected their own divine thoughts?"
"Impossible, who has such great ability, if it is true, why bother so much?"
Just when Yiliang and Yiming were discussing and arguing, Zhu Ba was stunned.
The situation of the god code, I just had an idea in my heart about the monk asking for food, and there really appeared a group of monks asking for food here, Tainyima Evil Sect.
Zhu Ba shivered and almost fell to the ground, and those monks and nuns, seeing that their idol almost fell, immediately made a posture to help.
It's a pity that Zhu Ba didn't leave them the slightest chance, so they just stood up again.
"Good. From now on, "Zhu Ba has not yet spoken, and those monks who ask for food have appeared in front of him.
These monks who asked for food soon showed a point of difference, they didn't want money or things, let alone fasting, wine and meat, but directly asked for girls.
Hearing this answer, everyone present was in an uproar, Nima, can you be more straightforward, brain-dead thing.
"Brother, do you think I look like a girl? If you don't dislike it, I'll go wash my ass. Zhu Ba glared at the monks who wanted a girl and said with a smile.
This was originally a joke, but when the monks who wanted to be sisters heard this, they hesitated, and finally agreed.
"Okay, go wash it, I'll pay the wages." ”
As soon as he heard this, Zhu Ba's heart suddenly became uneasy. Damn, what do you think Lao Tzu is?
Damn,,!
If someone hadn't stopped him, this pig would have started a long time ago, and besides, when did this thing take the initiative to suffer a loss.
"Sister,, if Lao Tzu has a sister, are you still selling villain books here?" Gao Quan saw that there were a few monks who asked for food and surrounded him, and he suddenly had an idea and began to cry. Because of this, it was able to escape.
"Brother doesn't have a sister, brother has socks, socks that haven't been washed for a month, do you want them?" Gao Quan made a gesture to take off his shoes.
At the same time, there were a few nuns in heat and rushed towards Gao Quan, who originally wanted to enjoy himself, but when he saw those vicious eyes, he stepped back one after another.
This is a level to break through, and you must not offend the things inside, otherwise, if you want to get out, it will be even more difficult than heaven.
Under the mixing of Zhu Ba and Gao Quan, the overall layout of Leiyin Temple has completely changed, even if it is said that it is too late to repair it now.
At this time, the situation is no longer under anyone's control, and it is completely in a state of free upgrading and free development.
Two hours later, this Zhu Ba was actually promoted by those monks to be the abbot, although it was the temporary abbot in charge.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is a good young man with discipline and ideals, how can he be an abbot in a daze?"
Although Zhu Ba scolded a few times in his heart, what about those admirers, where do those admirers care about this, a picture of you if you are not the abbot, you will be torn to pieces.
The sword slave and Gao Quanna were speechless, what a lot of effort is this thing, and he actually fooled everyone here, and directly advanced to become the abbot, Tai Nima is incredible?
However, at this moment, a sudden change occurred.
Only a loud rumble was heard, and in the next second, the sky in the distance became dark.
Zhu Ba, who had just been promoted to be the abbot, immediately understood, by the way, he dared to make himself the abbot because there was a strong enemy to commit it.
Of course, this is just Zhu Ba's conjecture.
"What's the situation?" Yiming couldn't help but be surprised when he saw this scene.
"How do I know. The situation in this Thunder Yin Temple has become out of our control. This situation is reasonable!"
"Damn, it's literally the rhythm that makes us kill ourselves. Yiliang said hatefully.
For all this, Zhu Ba showed an unusual appearance.
"Oh my God, worthy of the abbot, there hasn't been a slight change. ”
"The abbot is doing well. ”
"Abbot, when this crisis is over, I will dedicate myself to you. ”
"And my first time. ”
"And me. ”
Hearing those old nuns say this, Zhu Ba fainted several times.
The rolling black clouds had the potential to overwhelm the city, and they came from all directions in an instant, and at this time, only the sky where Zhu Ba and the others were located was blue.
Everyone's eyes showed a complicated color, only to hear the newly appointed abbot scold, first at the coming strong enemy to push the pee, and then ready to move.
The strong enemy has been hiding behind the black clouds, but this is not difficult for Zhu Ba, I saw that he grabbed the black clouds on all sides several times, and suddenly a strange scene appeared.
The black clouds began to roar and rage as if they were wounded.
"What are you waiting for, tear him up for Lao Tzu. Zhu Bayi gave an order, and countless monks responded to the call.
"Kill, kill!" Gao Quan shouted a slogan on the side, but he didn't mean to make a move.
Seeing this, the sword slave slammed his eyes at Gao Quan.
"Bai, your sister, sword slave, didn't you also make a move?"
Gao Quan glared at the sword slave and said coldly.
When the sword slave heard this, he was about to speak, and the monks who had just rushed out were beaten back like raindrops at this time.
"Damn it, the one who dares to bully me. Zhu Bayi slapped his thigh, and suddenly the robe on his body automatically rose up without wind, and then, a purple cloud appeared under his feet, this purple cloud was in the shape of a sword, and with a fierce and domineering momentum, it attacked wildly towards a black cloud in the distance.
Under the gaze of everyone, the abbot who stepped on the purple cloud entered the black cloud, and then there was no movement.
"What's going on?"
"Wouldn't it be? Could it be that the abbot has met with an accident?"
"This?"
"This ......"
Gao Quan and the sword slave's faces also became hesitant.
Zhu Ba didn't know what it was like when others came in, but why did the scene change immediately as soon as he entered this black cloud. In the distance, he saw a barren mountain, and countless people stood on top of it. Those people can't see clearly, they don't know whether they are ugly or beautiful, male or female.
I don't know why, under an inexplicable force, Zhu Ba attacked towards the barren mountain. As soon as he approached the barren mountain, he was stunned. The people who were all over the mountain turned out to be corpse slaves.
As soon as those corpse slaves saw Zhu Ba appear, they attacked one after another.
Seeing this, Zhu Ba suddenly felt terrified, and immediately began to get angry, and every time he struck out, more than ten people would turn into blood.
However, even so, it doesn't play a substantial role, after all, on this barren mountain, there are many corpse slaves Tai Nima.
No more words, Zhu Baer didn't say a word, and directly sacrificed the string of Buddha beads from the tomb of Master Yideng.
When the corpse slaves saw this, they suddenly became even more crazy, just like a vampire saw a living person.
"Come on, come on, Lao Tzu will let you all die, not even the little cocks will be left. Zhu Ba said coldly, his voice like a mosquito.
Suddenly, Zhu Ba violently exerted his strength, and swung out a punch, the power of this punch will be all the power of the string of Buddha beads, which can be described as dazzling, the Buddha's light is shining, and the earth is shaking the ghosts and gods.
Brush Brush Brush!
With the power of one palm, it seemed to turn things around, and it directly destroyed more than half of the corpse slaves. And the rest of the corpse slaves also became frightened at this time, and they began to flee.
"Want to escape?" Zhu Ba sneered, he naturally knew the truth that killing people must be killed, and slaughtering dogs must be eaten. Without saying a word, he toed a little, and his figure was like a sword, and he chased after him.
Although those corpse slaves are very fast, they are a little slower than Zhu Ba.
Dangdang!
In less than three breaths, a heavy punch like a mountain flew out, cutting the remaining remnants to pieces.
However, there are still a few fish that have slipped through the net.
However, this is not a problem for Zhu Ba.
"Death to Lao Tzu. He roared, and the whole person chased after him.
Those remnants, like rats, eventually fled into the rat hole, not daring to come out again. However, standing outside the rat hole, Zhu Ba found a problem, how does this look like a statue of a woman, and it is also a statue of a woman without clothes.
"Damn, it's interesting, I like this. Pig Hachi muttered to himself.
Suddenly, the statue-like nest trembled violently, and immediately after, a divine stone flew out of it.
said that it was a divine stone, but in fact, to be precise, it was a rotten divine stone, at least Zhu Ba thought so.
Without saying a word, he was going to beat the rotten stone into powder.
However, when a palm was struck, there was no reaction, and the power of that palm disappeared without a trace like a drop of water dropping into the sea.
"This ......"
Inoba blinked, after all, this situation was too weird.
If the other party is a human being, then the strength must be many times higher than oneself.
"Which girl is you wearing without clothes, showing up for Lao Tzu. Inoba said hatefully at the rotten stone.
The stone was suspended in mid-air and did not react at all, as if a person was thinking about a problem.
"Damn, Nima pretends to be innocent, bitch, let you taste grandpa's heavy stick. Zhu Ba said, all the power of the string of Buddha beads was knocked out, turned into an iron fist, and smashed towards the rotten stone, looking at the posture, it had to be smashed into pieces, but the next scene almost made Zhu Ba return to the liberation and cry eighteen times.
There was no reaction, and the rotten stone made a sound similar to a strange laugh.
It's actually discriminating against itself!
I rub!
"How dare you take Lao Tzu to pee!" Zhu Ba said hatefully, but the other party did not respond.
So Zhu Ba's hooligan personality came up, and without saying a word, he peed directly, and the urine was shocking and crying, like a water sword, rolling towards the rotten stone, and the rotten stone did not react, just like the land that had dried up for a hundred years saw the rain, and was very excited.
Damn it!
That's fine.
However, at this moment, the rotten stone was victorious, as if it had been stimulated by something.
"What's the situation? Could it be that there is a litter of freaks living in this stone? That bubble of urine just now disturbed them to take a bath and show their affection?" But will things turn out the way he expected?
In the next breath, a strange scene appeared. Inoba felt an abnormal suction force coming at him, as if he was about to suck his body away.
What's the situation?
The eye of suction came from that rotten stone?
Lao Tzu is the abbot, but there are many nuns waiting to sleep with the abbot, the heavens and the earth, how can you miss such a good thing?
Zhu Ba learned from those old hooligans to play hooligans, but at this time, his body had already begun to move uncontrollably, although he kept mobilizing spiritual power, but it did not play a role in the slightest, as if he was a puppet at this time.
However, just when Zhu Ba's heart was discouraged, the string of Buddha beads suddenly began to tremble violently, as if he had been summoned by something, and then, the light triumphed.
What's the situation?
A piercing scream, too strong from afar.
To be precise, it came from the rotten stone, and then, as if it was about to explode, it began to deform strangely.
No, do you want to die with yourself?
In the next breath, the string of Buddhist beads uncontrollably broke away from Zhu Ba.
"No......" does it mean that you have to accompany your own string of Buddhist beads. Zhu Ba wanted to forcibly recapture it, but it was too late.
The beads were hovering over the rotten stones, as if waiting for something.