Chapter 19: Tian Na's Day of Disaster

Night falls.

According to the regulations, Gu Ming and the others settled down in a disciple's room in the side room of the Spirit Beast Hall.

Since the disciples of the Spirit Beast Hall resolutely did not agree to live with them, in the end, Wang Meng had to arrange the two of them alone in the room where the furthest beast slaves lived.

Hmph, it's not uncommon for my master to live with those of you who have dealt with animals all your life!

Looking at the poor conditions in the temporary room, the two rows of bunks against the wall, the broken bed, the old bedding, the mud horse, and the thatch under the sheets!

It's a really tough condition.

Gu Ming pursed his lips, and while reminiscing about the past, he picked a bed to sit on and run Changchun Gong cross-legged.

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Mingyue disliked that the conditions here were too poor, and ran away with a smoke, and Gu Mingla couldn't hold it.

Not to mention, the exertion of the body has some benefits for Gu Ming's gathering of qi and pulse.

He was surprised to find that today's meridians seemed to have a "soft" feeling, and now the exercises were running even better than the results he usually received when his physical condition was good!

Hehe, isn't this an unexpected bonus?!

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In the middle of the night, bursts of urine interrupted the operation of Changchun Gong.

Mud Ma, it's all the trouble caused by those two bowls of soup in the afternoon!

It seems like a bit careless today!

Originally, cultivators ate very little, but for ordinary cultivators, even if they were below the golden pill, they usually ate very little, and the number of times they went to the toilet was naturally less!

Especially after the golden pill period, you can no longer eat ordinary food, even if you eat it, you can completely digest it, as long as the elixir is sufficient, Bigu is considered pediatric for a year and a half, and these physiological reactions of the digestive system are basically gone.

So today, when Wang Meng introduced the situation of the Spirit Beast Garden, he didn't introduce where the toilet in the Spirit Beast Hall was.

Gu Ming walked around the yard in the dark, until his legs were clamped and the top of his head began to sweat, and he couldn't find the location of the toilet.

Just when Gu Ming was anxiously panicking, he found that there were some dark shadows of buildings in front of him.

Gu Ming walked in and saw that there was a side house on the right side of the single-family building.

It is said to be a partial house, but it is actually much shorter than an ordinary house, surrounded by wooden wall panels, and the top is a bamboo sloping roof, with a little light swaying in the wind, much like the dry toilet with a pen in the rural area in the mountains in Gu Ming's memory.

Nima, this time you can be saved!

Gu Ming didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and while untying his belt, he rushed towards the side room quickly.

When he pushed open the wooden door in a hurry, he was in such a hurry that he didn't notice that the door was upside down.

Gu Ming walked through the door and entered the house, and a faint fragrance came to his nose!

The Spirit Beast Hall will also enjoy it, even the toilet is incense, the authentic Xianmen Hall is different, and our Keqing courtyard does not have this treatment.

Muma, and cubicles, is it necessary to divide men and women?

After sighing, after getting used to the light in the room, he saw that there were two small "compartments" in the side room.

Gu Ming, who was already about to be suffocated, saw a soft light from a compartment on the left.

Male left, female right!

Gu Ming hurriedly relied on the experience of his previous life and rushed towards the left compartment.

The pants have been untied, because the "little Gu Ming", who was already very swollen because of holding urine, has also been liberated, and the small bamboo door of the compartment has also been opened, but what greets Gu Ming is not a pit, but a clean and slippery body.

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According to Gu Ming's later recollection, the lights were very dim at that time, and he didn't see anything.

If he had to describe the mood at that time, he thought of two poems of the ancients, "The spring cold gives a bath in Huaqing Pool, and the hot spring water is slippery and washes the cream", "The face is red lotus, the eyebrows are willow green, and the chest snow should be bathed in a new way".

Narrator: You kid pretended not to see it!

Gu Ming retorted: I didn't see it, such a small chest, what's the point of view!!

But that's all for later.

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At this time, Gu Ming was already confused!

What's the situation?!

Woman?

A slick woman?

A woman who is taking a shower and stripped naked?

Gu Ming was so frightened that he retracted his pee!

Will the YY complex that often appears in this third-rate novel also happen to me?

Isn't it time for the "heroine" to shout loudly next?

According to the routine, should I rush up with a strong stride, hold her mouth with one hand, wrap one hand around her waist, and then use my domineering aura to calm her.

First let her listen to her own explanation, and then by the way, let her be fascinated by herself and can't extricate herself!

Perfect!

Gu Ming was already at a loss to the point of being cranky.

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There are two flowers, one on each branch.

For Tenna, these two days have been like a disaster!

Since the last time the cloud crane was stolen, it has been a long time since he has been assigned the task of raising spirit beasts.

For Tian Na, who likes to take care of all kinds of small animals very much, raising no spirit animals is even more uncomfortable than not having food to eat every day.

Finally, under his own daily grinding and hard soaking, after his repeated assurances, he finally moved the hall master, gave her a chance to take care of the wood viper, and specially arranged a defensive circle for her.

This time, the emerald green color of the wood viper is very attractive, and Tian Na liked it at first sight, and gave it a name, called "Xiaoqing".

Xiaoqing is very well-behaved, although they have only been together for a few days, Xiaoqing is very sticky to Tian Na, thinking of Xiaoqing's appearance, Tian Na cried.

Woo, woo, Xiaoqing, woo, woo!

Such a cute Xiaoqing was actually stolen from the Spirit Animal Garden by that thief!

If it was stolen to be used as a soul beast, it would make people feel a little better, but the thief actually ate Xiaoqing! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Important things have to be said three times!

Woo, woo, poor Xiaoqing, woo, woo!

The thief was clever and quibbling after being caught, if it weren't for the hall master's sharp eyes and seeing through his excuses, he would have almost been shirked by the thief.

Although the thieves and their accomplices finally pleaded guilty and were punished, the punishment for raising pigs was too light and should be punished with "a thousand cuts".

Well, it's a bit cruel to cut with a thousand cuts, or it's better to "cut with a hundred cuts".

Gu Ming: "A hundred knives and a thousand cuts" is also very cruel! I can't use a hundred knives, I will hang up with one knife!

For the thief stealing Xiaoqing, Tian Na and several of her classmates were reprimanded by the hall master, and Tian Na was punished for this!

"You are not allowed to raise spirit beasts for a month!" Yang Shigu said!

Oh, my God!

This is really going to kill me!

Tian Na looked up to the sky and sighed!

Due to the unhappiness in her heart, coupled with the hot weather, Tian Na, who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, asked her senior sister Qin Lan, who was in the same bedroom, to take a shower together.

Hearing the sound of the bathroom door being opened, it must be the senior sister who is coming, just in time to help!

Tian Na turned around and said to the "senior sister" at the door, "Sister Lan? Please ask Sister Lan to help me flush my head, okay? It's really annoying to have long hair!"

"Sister Lan, come and help me flush my head, the bubbles are in my eyes!"

"Woo, bubbles are in your mouth!

"Damn, as abominable as the thief, woo!"

Abominable thief, I must bite you to death on behalf of Xiaoqing, bite you to death!

Tian Na rinsed her body with water, and pretended to gnash her teeth, making a gesture of clenching her teeth out of thin air, as if the "evil thief" was right in front of her.

Aha! What's going on?

"Little Sister" What are you biting?

Also, is it really good if you don't cover the front?

You're not afraid of going away, I'm also afraid of being harmonized by the "relevant departments!!

Gu Ming is already insane, so you don't have to care about his nonsense.

Looking at Tian Na's little face whose eyes were covered by bubbles because she was washing her hair, Gu Ming's first reaction was to breathe a long sigh of relief, the second reaction was to run quickly, and the third reaction was to control her body and turn around and run!

Muma, it's dangerous!

Afterwards, Gu Ming has been reviewing himself, Nima, he still has too little experience!

Turning around and running should be Lao Tzu's first reaction!

In fact, he doesn't have to blame himself too much, this reaction is fast enough.

Just as he left the "toilet" at the speed of the 100-meter championship, oh, it should be the bathroom, his back had just disappeared around the corner of the house, and another graceful nun appeared at the bathroom door.

The nun looked at the wooden door that was still opening and closing in the wind, and asked in surprise, "Nana, why didn't you close the bathroom door?"

"Woo, Sister Lan, maybe I'm too angry to forget?!"

"Sister Lan, come on! Bubbles, woo, bubbles!"

When the nun heard this, she smiled lightly, closed the door with her hand, and said to Tian Na in the bathroom: "Look at you, such a big person, you still look like a child!

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Gu Ming, who fled all the way back to the bedroom, quickly closed the door like a thief, and then hid behind the door and observed the outside through the crack in the door.

After a long while, when he noticed that there was no movement, he was truly relieved and threw himself on the bed.

It's dangerous, it's dangerous! It's okay, it's okay!

However, it's a little regrettable, shouldn't I have made the mistake to help the "little sister" wash her hair at that time?

Gu Ming thought about it, looked at his hands, and didn't know how this young lady felt to the touch?

I'm still a little excited to think about it now!

Maybe it was the ghost who made the gods, Gu Ming subconsciously compared the "little sister" who was taking a bath with the pair of twins he saw at the waterfall, and the two pairs of eyes as bright as stars were like a basin of cold water to cool down Gu Ming's "little color heart".

To make you think about it, he hit his left hand hard with his right hand.

Don't die, do you really want to touch it?

The left hand is very aggrieved, Nima, your dirty thoughts are the problem of your brain, if you don't hit the head, what are you doing with Lao Tzu?

The right hand is even more aggrieved, Nima, there is no Lao Tzu in your dirty thoughts, why do you want to hurt with Lao Tzu!

I don't want to, I can't think about it anymore!

Practice!

Yes, it's been a lot of time, and it's time to start practicing!

Gu Ming sat cross-legged and began to run the Changchun Gong.

After a while, the eyes, nose, nose, and heart have entered the state of clarity that cultivation should have.

However, a thought has been in Gu Ming's mind, I seem to have forgotten something?

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I'll go!

Muma, I actually forgot to pee!!

Where is the toilet in this Spirit Beast Hall!!

I'm going to !!