Chapter 74: Responding to Requests
What did Shen Feng see?
Through the height of less than a meter at the door, in the temple, a young man in white clothes and bare feet, with a slick head and six ring scars on it, was sitting cross-legged on the ground, spotless, with a wooden fish the size of a bull's head in front of him, a wooden mallet in his hand, unhurriedly tapping. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
But these are not the point, not enough to make Shen Feng stunned. And what really shocked Shen Feng was that the young man with a hint of ruffian on his face, with a slanted mouth in his mouth, was holding a cigarette.
A cigarette!
"Invention, Travel, Modern Man, or Insight?"
Shen Feng didn't know how many thoughts popped up in his mind for a while, and then, he suddenly moved, his body was like a loach, and with a whoosh, he jumped from a height of less than a meter, and entered the temple from the hole like a dog's hole in his mouth.
"Helper!"
Huang Xiaotian screamed in surprise and was about to follow in. Suddenly, a figure blocked horizontally, without saying a word, and blasted towards Huang Xiaotian with a punch.
Huang Xiaotian didn't have time to think about it, and a punch was also hard to blast up, making a loud explosion, and the two of them retreated at the same time.
"You bastard, can't you turn back temporarily?"
Huang Xiaotian saw that the opposite side was an unexpected bell striker monk, and he couldn't help but scold, but before he could scold, Huang Xiaotian suddenly found that the appearance of the bell strike monk at this time was a little weird.
I saw that his eyes seemed to be blind, all white, and he looked terrifying. There is a dull aura on his body, like a puppet that has been controlled by someone, and he can be manipulated by others!
Huang Xiaotian just wanted to ask, but suddenly his hands tightened, and he looked down, and found that he didn't know when, the two eyebrows of the monk who hit the bell became as long as two whips, and he actually tied his hands silently, and he didn't notice it at all!
"Squeak squeak~"
The bell monk suddenly grinned, let out a sound like a monkey's laughter, scratched his head and scratched his ears, his two eyes were full of whites, and he looked at Huang Xiaotian's direction, Huang Xiaotian's whole person was stunned, and goosebumps on his body sprung up one by one.
"Your sister!
Shen Feng swooped through the narrow hole like a dog's cave, and the temple, which was originally only the size of one room, suddenly enlarged infinitely in his eyes. And the space inside is also constantly getting bigger, the height that was already a gate high, suddenly became like the sky, Shen Feng himself, just suddenly appeared on the sky I don't know how high, surrounded by a blue scene, floating countless white clouds.
The interior of the temple of gods and Buddhas has become another small world!
"Guardian Angel, Angel Wings!"
Shen Feng was secretly frightened by the sudden scene, but he did not panic in the slightest, and the white and wide wings released from his back hovered in the air and flew down, and his demeanor was relaxed and indifferent.
But from beginning to end, the young man in white never glanced at Shen Feng!
Shen Feng landed on the ground, brushed away the wide wings of the farewell post, looked around, and found himself in an endless square, the ground was made of some precious marble, smooth and flat, and there was a feeling of spotlessness. At the eastern end of the square is a temple with the appearance of a monkey, which looks exactly like the temple of the gods and Buddhas from the outside, or perhaps the real temple of the gods and Buddhas.
"So, come and smoke cigarettes?"
Shen Feng sat directly opposite the young man in white, looking at the cigarette on the young man's mouth, and the extremely familiar smell of smoke wafting in the air, it was almost intoxicating Shen Feng. After sitting down, I found that this white-clothed young man who was beating on the wooden fish and had a ruffian face was actually a little outrageous, almost comparable to the first beautiful man Shen Feng had seen so far.
The young man in white listened to Shen Feng's words, took it out of his arms, and took out a red cigarette case and a yellow lighter.
Shen Feng's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took the cigarette and the lighter from the young man's hand, just like the most precious treasure in the world.
"Double Happiness Wow, the classic Double Happiness Wow, and this lighter, it's too familiar. ”
The cigarette is a soft pair of six dollars and five, and the lighter is the kind of commodity that can be sold casually on the street, one dollar, and there are some hot bikini girls printed on it. Shen Feng remembered that when he was young, he just watched these bikini girls drool, and secretly didn't know how many they were hidden, and put them in a place that no one knew.
Shen Feng, an orphan who is alone on the earth, has the only regret of crossing is that he did not bring that pile of treasured inferior lighters to the Shenzhou Continent!
Of course, there is fire and no smoke, and it has become a pity to come to the Shenzhou Continent!
However, at this time, both things were gathered here, and the young man in white seemed to be an exclusive god of wishes sent by the heavens, specifically to make up for Shen Feng's regrets!
"Thanks!"
Shen Feng's hands trembled a little, and he took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth.
Bite~
The lighter sounded crisply, and a small flame lit out, igniting the position of the cigarette butt and burning the smell of the cigarette.
Hiss~
Shen Feng took a deep breath, and his fingers skillfully sandwiched the cigarette between his ring finger and middle finger, which was his usual gesture, and few people would hold the cigarette like this. After a long time, Shen Feng exhaled a long breath of turbidity, and the smoke filled his face, which seemed a little smoky, making people unable to see his expression clearly, how nostalgic he was.
The young man in white also exhaled a breath of turbid air at this time, but the cigarette still stayed at the corner of his mouth, and there was no loosening at all. The white smoke that rose did not smoke half a drop of his tears.
Apparently, he is also an old smoking gun.
"Brother is also from Earth?"
Shen Feng was amazed, with thousands of thoughts in his heart, there was a throbbing feeling of meeting a stranger in a foreign country, and he couldn't help but want to go up and hug the young man in white.
The young man in white didn't pay attention to Shen Feng, and focused on knocking on the wooden fish, if he didn't have the cigarette hanging there on his mouth, he would look like a young monk who had attained the Tao.
Shen Feng didn't care, he just half lay on the ground, smoking cigarettes one after another, listening to the knocking sound of wooden fish in his ears, his mind suddenly became extremely quiet.
Some old memories, some unbearable recalls, and some deliberately put away memories suddenly broke the seal, like demons, slowly overflowing, rippling in Shen Feng's heart.
Shen Feng's crossing didn't really happen inexplicably just sitting in front of the computer. It was a hot day in the Great Summer, and Shen Feng spent more than a year proving that the business he was carrying out was a pyramid scheme that the world had heard of! After tossing for so long, the people around him were disgusted with him, but what he couldn't stand the most was that the girl who had been together for six years and was about to reach the seven-year itch suddenly left him.
The girl who used to swear by mountains and seas, well-behaved and as simple as a child, after a few years of working in society, finally matured, knew, knew what she wanted in her heart, understood what Shen Feng couldn't give her what she wanted, and walked so absolutely!
Go so absolutely!
Shen Feng didn't know where the girl was involved, and he didn't want to know anymore, the love of two people, if there are too many realities, it is not love, and what finally comes together can only be marriage.
But is that still love?
So, Shen Feng, who was heartbroken that night, finally realized that there seemed to be no one in the world who cared about him, and there was no one he needed to care about, so he bought a few bottles of Erguotou with all the remaining more than 100 yuan on his body, and on the top of the building more than 100 meters high, he was lonely all night, and poured down two or three catties of liquor that he had never tried.
"**** love!**** reality!**** ****!"
Shen Feng roared three times and jumped down from the roof!
There were thousands of thoughts, and those dusty memories were suddenly recalled in his mind, Shen Feng's face flashed with a changing look, sometimes green, sometimes moved, sometimes warm, sometimes chuckled, but in the end, it all turned into regret, regret, and pity.
Ay~
With a long sigh, Shen Feng exhaled a long puff of white smoke, the cigarette between his fingers had burned to his head, and the hot temperature touched his fingers, but he was still unconscious.
"The past is like water, and there is no turning back when it passes. ”
The young man in white didn't know when he stopped, his eyes flashed with wisdom, and he said seemingly comforting words in his mouth, revealing a heartwarming feeling.
"Huh?"
Shen Feng woke up, threw away the only remaining cigarette butt in his hand, and reached out to take the cigarette from the cigarette case again, but found that the cigarette box was empty, as if it hadn't been long before a pack of cigarettes had been smoked, and the cigarette butts were thrown around, like the past, resting there, inconspicuous, but it did happen to him.
The young man in white silently took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms again and handed them to Shen Feng.
"Thank you. ”
Shen Feng only knew that he was thankful at this time, he was in a depressed mood, he was lazy, and he didn't want to move.
"Do you think there's something missing?"
The young man in white picked up the lighter, helped Shen Feng light the cigarette, and then took off the cigarette butt that was about to burn out in his mouth, clamped it in his hand, and placed it on his ring finger and middle finger, just like Shen Feng.
When Shen Feng saw this action, he suddenly showed a slight smile and said, "Yes, there is something, at this time, if there are two taels of spirits, add some peanuts, it should be a good enjoyment." ”
"As you wish. ”
The young man in white smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, which could be called perfect. Then his hand reached into his arms, as if he had a treasure trove hidden in his arms, and within two moments, he took out two small bottles of Erguotou and a large bag of peanuts.
The brand of the second pot head is the red star brand before Shen Feng jumped off the building, and those peanuts are also fried dry, fragrant and crispy, peel two and throw them into your mouth, and pour a small sip of liquor, the aroma of the wine is mixed with the taste of peanuts, which is simply the best in the world. For Shen Feng, who could only keep warm at that time, this was a luxury enjoyment.
"Thank you, anyway, really thank you for your hospitality today. ”
Shen Feng smoked a cigarette, poured a small sip of the second pot head from time to time, and the peanuts were pinched in his hand. At that moment, it was like returning to the time on the earth, the girl who had sworn to be with her for a lifetime, always pinched her nose when she was smoking, with naked contempt in her eyes, but she didn't say a word, and wanted to use the lethality of her eyes to kill Shen Feng and flee.
Those days that were once happy together suddenly sprung up like a frenzy, wanting to completely drown people.
Shen Feng was eating, and suddenly he was very unproductive, and two lines of old tears fell out.
"Hey, what a fucking shame on you, it made you laugh. Shen Feng hurriedly wiped away his tears, looked at the young man in white with an understanding expression, and suddenly said, "Brother, you must have experienced some sad things as a monk, right?"
The young man in white lowered his eyelids, took a deep puff of cigarette, and said slowly, "Life is unsatisfactory, nine times out of ten." Whoever can have smooth sailing, only with great compassion and thoroughness, can they wake up to what is most important and what they want most. ”
"Haha, this sentence ******is so familiar. ”
Shen Feng seemed to have heard some big joke, and poured down a bottle of Erguotou in his hand, choking on his face and ears, and coughing again and again.
"Have fun today, it's the day of the earthlings, brother, take out all the wine. In his previous life, he was so poor that he had no spare money at all, and he didn't try anything. I don't know if you have any Rémy Martin XO, any French red wine or anything like that, if you have it, take it all out, let me try to reminisce about it, after you go out, I will give you 1,800 catties of gold, and I will definitely not let you suffer. ”
"It's good to be happy. ”
The young man in white listened to Shen Feng's words, and really took out a few bottles of expensive foreign wine from his arms, each of which looked very valuable, Shen Feng was just what he had seen on TV before, and he didn't know what it tasted like, and the most amazing thing was that the young man in white actually took out two high-heeled glasses at the end. It almost drove Shen Feng crazy.
Seeing that the young man in white was still holding something in his arms, Shen Feng couldn't help but smile and said, "Brother, don't take out two red candles or anything like that, we two masters, we can't afford any candlelight dinner!
The young man in white was stunned for a moment, a trace of imperceptible unnaturalness flashed on his face, and then he took out a bottle opener made of pure gold from his arms.
"Yo, there's all of this, I don't know how to do it yet. ”
Shen Feng looked excited, snatched the bottle opener from the hand of the young man in white, held a bottle of red wine, and tossed desperately against the wooden cork at the mouth of the bottle.
But this guy has never drunk red wine, and the corkscrew has been stirring for a long time, but he still hasn't found a way. Shen Feng looked at the young man in white for help, but the young man in white smiled and made a gesture of asking for help, and then took care of the bottle of Erguotou in his hand, following Shen Feng's example, and took a clean mouthful.
"Scolding the guy next door, what a broken thing, I'm so angry, I make so many tricks, it's not a grape to wine thing, it's so high-end, I can only satisfy the vanity of those bastards who deceive the world and steal their reputation. ”
Shen Feng's hand drummed the golden yuan force, forming a sharp golden knife, which swung towards the mouth of the red wine bottle, cutting the entire bottle mouth in half, directly filtering out the position of the wooden stopper, revealing a smooth incision.
"Come on, brother, cheers!"
Shen Feng filled the two high-heeled glasses, handed one to the young man in white, then touched the wine glass, was stunned for a long time, and popped out a foreign word and said, "Die!"
Burst~
The young man in white who was preparing to dry the red wine with arrogance heard Shen Feng's words, and he couldn't hold back his breath, and squirted it out directly, spraying Shen Feng like a chicken in soup.
"Uh, this 'go to death', the foreign devil means cheers," Shen Feng explained embarrassedly, "Brother, what does it taste like, I haven't even drunk real red wine, is it like you?"
The young man in white wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and said without thinking about it, "What else can it taste, grapes and wine, isn't it just grape flavor, plus the smell of wine?"
"Hahaha, yes, yes. ”
Shen Feng laughed, but instead of learning to drink Erguotou, he dried up the red wine in one gulp. I saw him curl up his tongue like a tiger drinking water, touch the wine with the tip of his tongue, and then taste it carefully, letting the red wine slide down the rolled tongue.
The young man in white looked at Shen Feng's movements, as if he felt something, and his face suddenly changed.
"Good wine!" Shen Feng didn't seem to notice the change in the young man in white, slowly tasted a glass of red wine, and smashed his mouth, "Good wine, good wine, but it just makes people feel a little painful, you have to drink it carefully, it's better to drink it carefully, it's better to do it in one gulp, and be arrogant, that's the wine that men want to drink!"
The young man in white smiled, a little embarrassed and said, "Yes, yes." ”
"Brother, come, stick out your tongue, I'll teach you how to drink red wine. ”
Shen Feng suddenly used Jin Yuanli to turn out two chopstick-shaped gold bars, and looked at the young man in white with a serious expression.
The young man in white looked at Shen Feng fixedly, and then said with a smile, "Okay, it's just to have a long experience, lest you say in your heart that I have treasured so much good wine, but you don't even know the basic way to drink." ”
As he spoke, the young man in white stuck out his tongue, which was long and pointed, a little not like what a human should be.
"Brother, you are smiling, I also just remembered that I watched a movie before, and Zhou Xingxing said in it that the human tongue has various taste buds, among them, the bitterness on both sides, and the red wine In order to avoid the bitterness in the wine, the tongue should be rolled up, and then ??????。 ”
Shen Feng used a pair of golden chopsticks to hold the tongue of the young man in white, pointing and pointing, not flipping, poking here, squeezing there, and almost stabbed the chopsticks into his throat a few times, almost killing the bald brother directly.
"Ha, brother, it's like that's what it's like to be a monkey!"
Shen Feng stopped, stopped his chopsticks in the mouth of the young man in white, and laughed.
"What!" the young man in white was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed drastically, "When did you find out?"
"Please, I'm not a pig, you see, as soon as I come in, you can take whatever I want, like a roundworm in my stomach. Don't you think it's weird, I want cigarettes, you just take out my longest smoked double happiness, I want to drink, the second pot head of the Red Star brand is my partner before I die, I said that red wine is a grape with wine, and you also follow the coaxing, but it is not the existence of ornaments, there must be a reason for it. And then you, who treasure red wine, don't even know how to use a corkscrew, anyway, what I think of in my heart, you can know, you know what I know, but I don't know what I don't understand, and you don't know at all. I also poured the red wine in one gulp, which is even more hillbilly than me. ”
"But what made me doubt at the beginning was your posture of holding a cigarette, the clamping of your ring finger and middle finger, I'm sorry, I've seen so many smokers, there is no other number, this is the only one!"
Shen Feng said as he spoke, the cigarette in his hand was forced by him with his vitality, and immediately showed its original form, where is the cigarette, it is simply a trace of wood vitality transformed into wood.
The young man in white had a hideous face, and suddenly squeaked a strange roar. (To be continued.) )