Chapter 180: Follow the Teacher to Learn the Scriptures
In the woods, occasionally one or two birds flew by, a man, a horse, a pig and a bearded monster. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info all this is so familiar in front of me, plus I am a monkey, isn't this the Journey to the West that I think about day and night?
Oh no, he doesn't like to go to the West, he likes to be at ease, but only by going to the West and then revealing the secrets of the Westward Journey World can he leave this ghost place!
"Don't read it! You dead bald donkey, if he says the wrong thing, you can recite a yarn tightening mantra!"
Zuo Fengchen shouted, he really wanted to beat him to death here with a stick. The Tang monk stopped reciting the mantra and then pointed to the white dragon horse and said, "Today, for the sake of your senior brother's intercession for you, I will forgive you for the time being." ”
After Tang Seng finished speaking, Zuo Fengchen couldn't help shouting: ", when did I intercede for him?"
The white dragon horse also snorted and laughed: "What is he asking for for me, and you are covering up for your incompetence." ”
Tang Seng walked up to Zuo Fengchen and reprimanded: "You, you dead monkey, how did the Buddha teach you? How did the teacher teach you? Remember, you go to the black cauldron, as the saying goes, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Do you let Bajie carry the black cauldron and let Wujing go to hell?"
"No opinion, also, why should I go to hell, why should I carry the black cauldron?"
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, the eight rings buckled their noses and said: "I don't carry the black pot, whoever likes to carry it will carry it!"
Sha Wujing also said beside him: "I won't go to hell, whoever loves to go will go!"
Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then, you see, they don't want to go, so you can only go." ”
Zuo Fengchen was stunned by the question, what kind of logic is this? This Tang Seng is different from what he imagined! What kind of door is this Journey to the West, he won't go the wrong way! Also, what about his teammates? He said that he would have seven or eight teammates, where did they all go? He thought that his Journey to the West world was like this, he moved Qingyun Mountain to the world of Journey to the West, and then he became the king of the mountain, first he was happy to live, and then he went to Wuzhuang Guan to save the poor child with the fruit of life, and then went to find Qingjuan.
But what's going on now? Why did you return to the team as soon as you came up? Since you returned to the team as soon as you came up, why did you stay in the abyss realm for so many years?
Seeing Zuo Fengchen's reluctance, Tang Seng pointed at Zuo Fengchen and said: "Splash monkey, I can't beat Bailongma, I can't beat Sha Wujing and can't beat Bajie, but, I can beat you, understand? Who wants to provoke the teacher and the student in the future, and the teacher can only recite the mantra, this is called transferring the pain, you see as the teacher, just read it like this, and sure enough, I won't be angry with Xiaobai!"
After Tang Sheng finished speaking, he snapped his fingers with the Zen staff in his hand and said, "Apprentices, since your senior brother has woken up, let's march towards Black Dragon Mountain!"
After Tang Sheng finished speaking, Zuo Fengchen was instantly stunned and forced, this, could this Tang Seng also come through time? Why does he know English? When did English become a necessary foreign language for people who learn scriptures? After Xiao Tang left, Sha Wujing picked up the burden, Zhu Bajie led the horse, and the three of them followed Tang Seng away, and no one paid attention to Zuo Fengchen who was lying on the ground in a daze.
Hmph, let's go, no matter how better I am, after you leave, Lao Tzu will quietly slip away! Hmph, I won't go to learn from the scriptures, whoever likes to go will go!
Thinking of this, Zuo Fengchen flipped his head, and then ran behind him along the path. After not seeing Zuo Fengchen's figure for a long time, Tang Seng suddenly said: "It's so boring, let's recite a tight mantra and play!"
After Tang Seng finished speaking, he recited the mantra, Zuo Fengchen in the woods suddenly felt a headache, he threw the golden hoop stick and stretched out his fist to smash his head, the head of the hoop was too painful, the pain was simply unbearable! The jungle in the rear is forbidden to destroy, Tang Seng in front of him is jolting on the horse while reading, and Bajie next to him can't stand it, Bajie said: "Bald donkey, oh no, master, you recite the hoop mantra, the monkey killed all the flowers and plants in the back, is this considered your killing?"
Tang Seng shook his head and counted: "How can it be killing? Besides, it is a monkey who kills a life, and he will not be able to achieve a positive result at that time, and it has nothing to do with me, right?"
"But, as the saying goes, I don't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me, so Master can also commit an indirect crime!"
After Monk Sha finished speaking, Tang Seng glanced at him and said, "Shut up, you talk a lot." ”
Tang Seng stopped reciting the mantra, and then shouted, "Wukong, don't hurry up and keep up with the master's pace." ”
The brain finally stopped hurting, Zuo Fengchen flew in front of Tang Seng with his head, he stared at Tang Seng with a stick and his eyes shining, and scolded: "You bald donkey, quickly take off the hoop on my head, Lao Tzu has a lot of things, where can I have time to accompany you to wander around!"
After Zuo Fengchen finished speaking, he picked up the stick, he wanted to kill this dead monk directly. What does his path of learning from the scriptures have to do with himself? No wonder Wukong has tried to kill him again and again, just like him, who can bear it!
Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said, "Wukong, you are naughty again." Master is a little hungry, there is a black dragon monster in front of him, there is a black dragon monster in the black dragon mountain, you go and catch the black dragon monster, and then break his head like this, dig out his heart, and then ......"
"Stew and eat!"
Tang Seng said and said that he made a color to Bajie, and Bajie hurriedly received it.
Zuo Fengchen smiled: "You wine and meat monk, what sutra did you take, what Buddha did you recite?"
Sha Wujing put down the picks next to him and said, "Master, there is dry food in the picks, let's take them out and eat them!"
After Sha Wujing finished speaking, he was about to go to get the dry food in the pick, Tang Seng glanced at him and said, "Master speaks, what is the matter with you?"
Seeing Tang Seng reprimanding himself, Sha Wujing pounced and all the dry food in the package fell to the ground.
"That's enough! What the hell are you? Now you know what you did when you played tricks on him? Why didn't you say a word at the beginning, were you all dumb?"
Three or four flatbreads rolled down the hillside like this, Sha Wujing picked up a piece of bread and wiped it and put it in his mouth, the bread was not chewed, and his rough face was full of tears. Several people looked at Sha Wujing, and they stopped talking. Zuo Fengchen didn't know what Sha Wujing meant, he wanted to ask, but he didn't know how to ask, he always felt that this scripture-learning team was weird.
Angry and embarrassed for a while, Bajie was beside Sha Wujing, he reached out and picked up the box and said: "I know you don't want to go to learn the scriptures, anyway, I don't want to go either, let's break up quickly, let's go back to our respective homes, find our own mothers! It's all gone, don't learn from the scriptures, just say goodbye, my old pig has left beforehand!"
(To be continued.) )