Preface The Emperor of Character
"Fuck off, 69 battlefield group C is here with big wings? What are you kidding!" Zhang Kaifeng looked at his screen a little helplessly, although the game of Tianxia San is good, but RMB warriors are rampant here, as an unemployed vagrant, Zhang Kaifeng is obviously reluctant to charge money into the game, so he can only make do with ordinary weapons and the money accumulated every day to get equipment, and the RMB warriors of this level with big wings are obviously not something he can defeat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
There is a big wing on the opposite side, and it is simply rampant in this segment of Group C, and soon Zhang Kaifeng's team lost this battlefield, and the angry Zhang Kaifeng directly closed the game, ready to see if there are any other games, the mouse pointed to a red icon, Zhang Kaifeng's eyes couldn't move a little, Swordsman Love Three has been downloaded for a long time, but this is a point card game, if you don't charge the point card, you can only play to level eighteen, and Zhang Kaifeng already has countless eighteen-level numbers.
"Do you want to charge some money?" Jian San is indeed a very good game, but Zhang Kaifeng is really reluctant to charge money into the game, he has never experienced the martial arts world mentioned in the game promotion, but he just remembered the imbalance between the three in the world because of the RMB warriors, and finally Zhang Kaifeng gritted his teeth and decided to charge money to buy some points to see what Sword Three looks like, I want to point cards There are not so many imbalances in the game, right?
It's just that before Zhang Kaifeng recharged the point card, the mobile phone on the computer desk rang, and when he saw the caller, it was actually a call from a small person he hadn't seen for a long time, so he quickly picked up the phone and answered the call, and made a joke without waiting for the other party to speak: "Hey, why did you call me? miss me? But I don't do anything." ”
"You're just pitting, you don't come out at home all day long, you can't see the figure, what's so fun about the game! Hurry up and drink, today I bought a sports lottery and won the lottery, although it's only five hundred and four, but it's no problem to invite you to have a barbecue. ”
The voice on the other end of the phone almost made Zhang Kaifeng wonder if he was living in a dream, and that such a thing as winning the lottery would really happen? But thinking that he hadn't played with his friends for a long time, and that he didn't eat for nothing, and that he had won a small lottery lottery, he obviously put himself in his heart, and quickly replied: "Okay, okay, I'll come out! Where are you?"
"The new barbecue restaurant under the stadium, come on, I'm waiting for you. The voice on the other end of the phone was also very happy, after all, if you win the lottery, you always have to find a friend to share: "Come on, we won't get drunk today." ”
"This is coming, hang up first. Zhang Kaifeng hung up the phone, looked at the three icons on the desktop and shook his head helplessly, it was rare that he was ready to recharge money into the game, but he was disturbed by this phone and was afraid that he didn't have this idea, turned off the computer Zhang Kaifeng found a passable clothes, and hurriedly pushed open the door to go to the appointment.
The weather in August is always hot, the sun above the head is mercilessly roasting the earth, without considering the feelings of the people on the ground, Zhang Kaifeng found the barbecue restaurant he said under the scorching sun, he was already sweating profusely, although he didn't understand how to eat barbecue at noon, and there was a barbecue restaurant open, but Zhang Kaifeng still pushed the door and walked in, and the cold air conditioning in the store made Zhang Kaifeng feel a lot more refreshed.
"Uncle Zhang, it's so rare to finally wait for you to go out. Zhang Kaifeng's friends sat on the table by the door, looking at the bamboo sticks and empty beer bottles on the table, I am afraid that these guys had already started before they came, but Zhang Kaifeng didn't mind, sat on the empty seat, grabbed a bottle of beer that had already been opened, and drank it regardless of his own amount of alcohol: "You can only think of eating barbecue at noon, but it's hot outside." ”
"Yo, this is the third day of Shibei to be impressed. Seeing Zhang Kaifeng come in without saying a word, he directly held the bottle and poured most of the beer into his mouth, and couldn't help but think that Zhang Kaifeng's alcohol volume had increased greatly: "Zhang Kaifeng, you can now, come on, eat something first, don't drink on an empty stomach, otherwise you will pour it in a while, and we have to carry you back." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, it's still that little bit of alcohol. After eating more than half a bottle of beer, Zhang Kaifeng felt that his stomach was about to be unbearable, so he quickly grabbed a meat skewer and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times at will, and swallowed it in his stomach: "It's too hot outside, I want to drink something to relieve the heat." ”
"There's no such saying!" Zhang Kaifeng's little friend is gone, since everyone is rare to get together, how can they easily let go of each other? waved his hand to beckon the waiter, asked him to serve another beer, grabbed Zhang Kaifeng's hand and handed him a full bottle of beer: "But don't say that the brothers don't take care of you, and don't want you to drink more, you can just get the bottle and this bottle just now, we are free." ”
Looking at the bottle of beer in his hand, Zhang Kaifeng gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, since you said so, I'll try, but if I fall early, don't blame me." ”
"Okay, okay, if you fall, we'll carry you back. Seeing that Zhang Kaifeng was moved, Zhang Kaifeng's other friend also began to get excited: "Don't worry that we will throw you on the street, you can just drink it! Come on, come, don't be polite, just eat! Anyway, someone is scoring a treat today, and you can eat as much as you want." ”
In desperation, Zhang Kaifeng could only start eating and drinking by himself with a mouthful of meat skewers and beer, and unconsciously Zhang Kaifeng and his friends ate a large pile of bamboo sticks on the table, and Zhang Kaifeng also drank a bottle and a half of beer, and the whole person began to crumble, and the little friends in his eyes began to ghost.
Looking at the remaining half bottle of beer in his hand, Zhang Kaifeng ruthlessly poured half a bottle of beer into his mouth in one go, and then put the bottle on the table fiercely, and shouted vaguely: "I'm done!" and then fell directly on the table.
Zhang Kaifeng's friends laughed at his actions, knowing that Zhang Kaifeng was really at the limit, but they didn't care about him, they were ready to continue eating and drinking, and they would just carry Zhang Kaifeng back when they left.
It's just that Zhang Kaifeng's friends didn't notice that the position where Zhang Kaifeng fell down was the position where they put the empty bamboo sticks, and it happened that a bamboo stick was cushioned by many bamboo sticks, and the sharp bamboo sticks were directly inserted into his neck at the moment when Zhang Kaifeng lay down, I am afraid that their little friend Zhang Kaifeng will never wake up if he is not sent to the hospital in time.
When Zhang Kaifeng's friends were full of food and drink and ready to leave, someone finally helped Zhang Kaifeng's body to carry him back, but this little friend who helped Zhang Kaifeng looked at the bamboo sticks on Zhang Kaifeng's neck in surprise, as well as Zhang Kaifeng's blood, and almost cried, shouting with a crying voice: "Kaifeng, what's wrong with you? Wake up! 120! Hit 120!"
A group of people were a little puzzled at first, but soon found the bamboo sticks on Zhang Kaifeng's neck, and began to hurriedly take out the phone to dial 120, and no one dared to move Zhang Kaifeng's body, the bamboo sticks on his neck didn't know whether to pull them off or just like that, and when 120 arrived, the emergency personnel looked at Zhang Kaifeng's situation, touched his heartbeat and his body that began to be cold, shook his head and said: "It's not helped, let's prepare for the future." ”
The doctor's words undoubtedly brought a huge blow to Zhang Kaifeng's friends, one of them really couldn't accept this fact and fainted directly, and the emergency personnel saw this and quickly helped him to lie flat and pinched him, not forgetting to say to the remaining people: "You report the case, this already requires the intervention of the police." ”
In the end, the police who investigated what happened could only shake their heads helplessly, and could only blame Zhang Kaifeng for being too lucky, and when someone posted Zhang Kaifeng's death on the Internet, netizens began to exclaim that Zhang Kaifeng was simply the emperor of character, but these are no longer what Zhang Kaifeng can know.