Chapter 221: The Most Pitted Person in History
Chapter 221: The Most Pitted Man in History
"Who are you?" said the mad devil as he glared at the drunkard, his eyes full of horror.
The drunkard didn't pay any attention to the madman, and still drank the wine in the gourd.
"Who the hell are you?" asked the madman again.
The drunkard threw a punch at the madman, and the madman saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly dodged, but it was too late.
There was already a fist-shaped bloody hole in his chest.
"I'll give you ten breaths of time, get out. Otherwise, die. The drunkard stopped talking, and began to drink the wine in the gourd again.
His words seemed to be breezy and breezy, as if he was chattering, but to those people, it sounded like a demon issuing orders.
After three breaths, people were already leaving.
"Others can go, but, you crazy devil, there is still an uneven road, you can't walk, you have to stay, stay forever. As soon as the words of Vertical and Horizontal Invincible came out, the mad devils followed the uneven road with strange expressions.
Hit, the two of them joined forces and were no match for that drunkard.
But the premise of the escape is that the drunkard does not make a move.
If he makes a move, it is no different from death.
When the drunkard heard the words, his eyes flashed, and he glared at the invincible and said, "Small, Lao Tzu never makes a loss-making business. Although you say that you are from Xiaoyao Valley, you still have to give this money. ”
Nima, what do you mean? The image of this drunkard in the invincible heart fell from the world to the ground in an instant. Damn, dare to love this old man to save himself for money, not to draw a knife to help him when he sees injustice!
"Hehe, can you make an IOU?" Invincible naturally knew that this drunkard wanted the lion to open his mouth, and immediately began to bargain.
"No, you can't. The drunkard replied simply.
"Seniors, we have money. Three million lower grade spirit stones, oh no, five million. Lu Buping hurriedly interjected. He thought that this drunkard was an assassin, otherwise how could he say such a thing.
However, after saying this, I regretted that the road was uneven. Because, the drunkard directly slapped him, and in an instant, his face swelled like a hill.
When Invincible saw this scene, it was a laugh.
"Senior, let's not do this. You kill them both, and I'll ask you for a drink. Invincible said with a smile. Although I have only met twice in total, every time this drunkard is holding a wine gourd, and he is simply a drunkard like a life.
"Then it depends on what kind of wine you invite me to drink?" the drunkard looked hesitant.
"Senior, this famous wine in the world, you can say it casually, we will serve it with both hands. The madman said respectfully. Obviously, he wanted to use the hand of this drunkard to kill Zhu Ba.
I heard a snap, and suddenly the drunkard slapped the mad devil, and in an instant, the mad devil's face became a hill. Laugh at the invincible.
"I didn't tell you. As soon as the drunkard said this, Lu Buping and the madman fell directly to the ground, and the bean-sized tears on his forehead flowed, like rain.
"Gotta get me drunk. The drunkard smacked his chin and said meaningfully.
"No problem. Invincible replied very simply, with a heroic posture.
But at this moment, the figures of Tie Niu and Zhang San appeared.
"Pig eight, we are here, leave a live one for our brother. Before the two of them arrived, the roar had already hit.
As soon as Tie Niu and Zhang San appeared, they glared at the drunkard with a strange look, and Tie Niu spoke first: "Drunkard, what's wrong?
"How is it possible, how could I be a drunkard who would do such a tricky thing?" said the drunkard, with his nostrils facing upward, very proud. It's as if you don't eat the fireworks of the world.
"You, don't do things that pit people?" Tie Niu and Zhang San both laughed, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world.
"Drunkard, if you don't cheat people, then there won't be a living person in the fucking world. You don't cheat people, which one of these Xiaoyao Valley has not been cheated by you, even the valley master, you dare to cheat ......" As he spoke, Tie Niu had already taken out a small yellowed note from the storage bag.
"Well, this is the IOU you made last year, and now it's settled, right?" Iron Bull glared at the drunkard and said angrily.
When the drunkard heard this, he immediately showed embarrassment, scratched his ears and cheeks, and said with a smile: "What kind of thing is this, what is it to do with it." ”
"Then you will settle my account for last year first, right?" Zhang San smiled at the drunkard, and then took out a stack of IOUs from his storage bag.
"This, this...... What, I still have something to do, you guys are busy first. "The drunkard is about to flee as he speaks.
"Drunkard, if you slaughter these two grandsons, then the account between us will be settled. As soon as Zhang San said this, the drunkard immediately dispelled the idea of slipping away.
Damn, I'm here to make some extra money, and I'm fucking unlucky to run into two people who want to pay for it.
"Words are words. As soon as these four words came out, I saw the drunkard clapping his palms together, and then solved the injustice between the mad devil and the road, and then unknowingly took away the storage bags of the two of them.
"This pit. When Iron Bull saw that the Mad Devil's uneven storage bag had disappeared, he immediately knew that it was the work of a drunkard.
"Needless to say, I must have gone to the Drunken Immortal Pavilion. Zhang San said without thinking.
A moment later, the group of three ran towards the Valley of Freedom.
Those five people had been handed over by Tie Niu and Zhang San to the stewards of the Easy Conference. This time, Zhu Ba successfully completed the task, and when asked about Mei Ruoxian's injury, Zhang San and Tie Niu immediately laughed.
"Pig Eight, don't worry, your woman is fine. Iron Bull patted his chest and said.
Hearing this, a stone in the heart of the invincible finally fell.
After a brief conversation with Tie Niu Zhang San, he was invincible and left.
Drunken Immortal Pavilion!
If you ask where is the most leisurely place in this valley, a hundred people have a hundred answers. But for an alcoholic, this is heaven on earth.
"Good wine, good wine!" said the drunkard's face with excitement. It's been a long time since he's been so indulgent.
"Drunkard, you don't have enough money to cover your bills, if you don't have any money, then leave quickly. A fellow stared at the drunkard disdainfully.
"You should be stupid, there are so many magic weapons and spirit stones in those two storage bags, Lao Tzu has only drunk a few jars of wine?" The drunkard was very angry, and when he slapped the wine table, the bowl of wine was immediately spilled, and the drunkard saw this, and hurriedly showed a look of pity. Use a spell to forcibly transfer the spilled wine from the table to a bowl and drink it in one gulp.
"Damn, drunkard, the money you owe in our Drunken Immortal Pavilion is already an infinite number. Hurry up and get out. The guy was furious.
"Well, then, according to you, the previous account has been paid. Can't I take any more credit?" said the drunkard indignantly.
"No, my boss has already said that everyone in this store can pay on credit, but except for you, you have been blacklisted by us. The guy said dismissively.
"What?" The drunkard immediately became angry, "Lao Tzu asked the valley master to sue you for infringing on my right to honor?"
The guy laughed and said very proudly: "Drunkard, who in this valley doesn't know, you have the most pit valley masters, if you dare to find the valley master, then go." This should be the valley master sleeping at home. ”
"You ......" The drunkard never thought that this guy would know himself so well, it was simply ......
"Lao Tzu doesn't care, Lao Tzu has to drink today. "The drunkard looks like a hooligan.
"Drunkard, if you do this again, then I will dispose of you according to the rules of the valley. "It's as if the guy has Shang Fang's sword in his hand.
But just then, a voice came faintly.
"I paid for his drinks. ”
When the man heard this, he immediately looked at him with strange eyes. I saw that he was pig-headed and human, dressed in a white robe, with a mediocre appearance, and nothing special.
"You, pay for his drink?" The guy was a little skeptical of his hearing, there was anyone in this Happy Valley who had not been cheated by this drunkard?
The pig-headed young man nodded affirmatively, "That's right, I'll do it." ”
When the drunkard heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, glared at the guy and said hatefully: "What the fuck are you waiting for, go get the wine, Lao Tzu can't wait." ”
From beginning to end, the drunkard did not glance at the pig-headed youth.
The pig-headed young man was not an outsider, he was invincible.
An hour passed quickly, and he used to think that he had a good amount of alcohol, but now he doesn't think so, compared to this drunkard, it is simply a small black to a big house.
"Ten more altars. The drunkard said arrogantly.
After more than ten breaths, the drunkard seemed to think of something again, "Come, fill Lao Tzu's wine gourd." ”
He knew exactly how much wine the drunkard's gourd contained, and if it was full, it would be a staggering amount of money.
"Go ahead. Invincible smiled at the fellow.
"Silly, damn it, when you see the bill, just wait and cry. The man thought to himself and left angrily.
Another three hours had passed, and only now did the drunkard show a slight hint of drunkenness, and it was impossible to count how much he had drunk.
Since three hours ago, Zongheng Invincible had stopped drinking and sat there quietly, so he was very sober.
As soon as the drunkard got his wine gourd, unscrewed the lid and looked at it, he immediately smiled proudly, and then in the blink of an eye, the drunkard was gone.
"Little, this meal is what you owe Lao Tzu. ”
In the distance, the drunkard's words were heard. At first, he didn't think anything of it, but when he saw the bill, he was immediately shocked.
"What, 30 million lower grade spirit stones?"
Pit daddy, no wonder this guy looked at himself so strangely just now, it turns out that the drunkard is a huge pit.
"In the entire Xiaoyao Valley, who doesn't know that this drunkard is the first pit in the world, and even the valley owner has been pitted by him. You, who took the initiative to come to the door, are really sick. Okay, take the money. No one is missing. The man stretched out his right hand and said word by word.
Zongheng was invincible and helpless, so he had to take out all his family resources painfully, and barely scraped together 30 million spirit stones.
"Local tyrants. The fellow looked at Invincible and uttered the three words in a strange tone.
Hearing it, he was invincible, and his whole body trembled.
Hmph, no matter how fucking a local tyrant is, if you meet an alcoholic, you have to become a poor ghost.
The four heroes of the Shan clan were beheaded, Lu Buping and the mad devils in the Demon Punishment Alliance were killed, and the rest fled in disarray. When this news reached the Daluo Dynasty, the Daluo King was immediately furious.
Since the location of this Xiaoyao Valley has been determined, the king of Da Luo sent the Da Luo Divine Army to encircle and suppress Xiao Yao Valley.
However, when this Da Luo Divine Army arrived ten miles away from Xiaoyao Valley, it couldn't take a step forward, that is, the forwarders, all of them turned into pus and blood and died, no matter how high or low their cultivation was, it was all like this.
Helplessly, this Da Luo Divine Army had no choice but to camp ten miles away in Xiaoyao Valley.
The night was deep, and in the Da Luo Shen military camp, there were many complaints, and there were more and more discussions about this Xiaoyao Valley, and even many people had already retreated. There are many of them, but what is the use of that? As long as the other party moves his fingers, then they will be finished with thousands of troops.
Moreover, it is said that the troll's eagle claw pig is also in this Loose Valley.
If you go head-to-head with those people, you have to be prepared for at least ten lives, otherwise, there is only one way to die.
And just when the Great Luo God military camp was lifeless, the sound of singing and dancing came from the direction of the Xiaoyao Valley.