Chapter 281: The bald donkey is very bald
"Juedi bald donkey, the monks are all compassionate, why do you stare at me with such vicious eyes, I am very afraid. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
A bearded man with a disheveled head, a copper head and a wide mouth, crocodile eyebrows, a hooked nose, and a sinister face opened a pair of wolf-like eyes and looked at the kind monk opposite.
You don't need to mind the appearance of the old monk, the monk is here to send you to the Buddha to realize the Dharma. "Enlightenment is in line with the Buddha's rites.
"Little monk Juedi, when Lao Tzu was crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, you were still urinating in your mother's arms with your farts and stocks, and you were ashamed to send me to see the Buddha, and you killed the high monk of Shaolin Temple. The righteous knights want to get rid of you and hurry up, even if Lao Tzu doesn't do it, you won't live long. ”
"The donor of the eagle on the grass doesn't know if the bald donkey wants me to try his bald hard head or my hard fists, and wants to explain to me the cycle of cause and effect in the world, and wants to guide me to goodness. It's a pity to give me a scoop!" Monk Juedi shook his head very depressedly.
The eagle pinched his nose and scolded, "Bullshit, bullshit! Since you claim to be an incompetent monk, what skills do you have to kill the Xuanyan Zen Master?" "Everything in the world will always encounter things that are powerless, and that is the origin of my incompetent monk!" the incompetent monk kindly reminded.
"Lao Tzu is the one you can't do, because tonight is your death. Grass Eagle sneered. "Incompetence is a symptom, and those who want to kill the monk eventually see the Buddha. ”
The Grass Eagle was a majestic goshawk that glided like an eagle in the desert, clinging to the ground and slaying at the monk, his weapon being an iron claw between his fingers.
Anything in the world is caught by it, it will be torn in half, he is similar to the parting hook, but he has lost to the parting hook, the grass eagle reappeared in the rivers and lakes, is it to want to be ashamed.
Jue Di didn't move, and said: "The incompetent monk is actually an omnipotent monk, the way you make a move, the monk can crack it, can you break the monk's Vajra incorruptible divine body?"
"Oh! You have reminded Lao Tzu that your bald donkey is like an old dirty turtle, and the turtle shell is extremely hard, and I am afraid that Lao Tzu will have to exert some effort. "The eagle on the grass turned back like a goshawk in an instant.
"Omnipotent monk, you know why Lao Tzu always likes to kill. ”
"Because the benefactor is called the Eagle on the Grass, and the Eagle is the overlord of the air, ferocious and calm. ”
"Haha! The little monk is right, I am with the eagles, I am the only one in this world, you haven't answered why I like to kill?"
"You sold your soul to the Ten Thousand Demon Cave and cultivated the Demon Gong Purple Qi Tianluo, I think the Grass Eagle Donor can't control his Demon Skill, and he is manipulated by the Demon Heart to have negative emotions, so he likes to kill people for fun. The incompetent monk laughed. "Put your mother's bullshit, Lao Tzu cultivated the purple qi Tianluo to the realm of the unity of heaven and man, how can you, a bald donkey, know. ”
"Amitabha, good! Donor, please don't practice Purple Qi Tianluo anymore, the monk thinks it is better to hand over the Purple Qi Tianluo to me, the Buddha said I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? The benefactor abandons magic and evil and follows good, isn't it the best of both worlds. Good, good!" said the incompetent monk with a smile.
"Dog bald donkey, all the heroes of the rivers and lakes say that you can be good at arguing, it seems that your mouth is really powerful, the black-hearted old ghost of the Ten Thousand Demon Cave is hiding and wants to see Lao Tzu's jokes, hmph! Lao Tzu will go to the bottom of Jiangling Prison first. "The grass eagle performed a light feat, gliding into the darkness and disappearing.
The incompetent monk looked at the two figures in the distance and said with a smile: "Amitabha, since the black heart of the Demon Cave and Zhang Dutong of the six doors of the imperial court are here, the monk should naturally take the first step and seize the opportunity at the bottom of the Jiangling prison." ”
"Black heart, you and I stole the divine sword back then, betrayed the Nine Swords Pavilion! Regardless of the feelings of your brothers, you plotted to kill the whole family of your junior brother with a sword, hehe, I have nothing to do with you if you hide in the Ten Thousand Demon Cave, since you came to Jiangling City, I am afraid that you will not be able to live in a few days." ”
He was dressed in brocade clothes, graceful and luxurious, with jade wrenches on his fingers and a sword in his hand. "Hey, hey, I'll be"
"Senior brother, I have already penetrated the Purple Electric Divine Sword, and I have been taught by the cave master the Tianxin Chain, just because you want to kill me, junior brother likes to tell jokes. ”
The one who spoke was a thin old man, his face was haggard, his face was like a dried persimmon, his hair was messy, his clothes were dirty, and his body exuded a faint fragrance, "Senior brother, a hundred years ago, I was the genius of the Nine Swords Pavilion, I had already comprehended a trace of mystery in the sword world, although you got the Purple Electric Divine Sword, do you think I am really afraid of you?"
"Hehe, before dying, people's mouths are always so hard, Xuan Gu, Xuan Yin, those old things should be damned, wait for my Ten Thousand Demon Cave to dominate Dongzhou, the small Nine Sword Pavilion can be complete, even if you take refuge in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, you have to be afraid of my Ten Thousand Demon Cave. ”
Zhang Zuofan said: "Xuanyin was severely injured by Xiaoyaozi, and she took the Qingshuang Sword away, she was to blame, if she had listened to our advice and cut off contact with the sword god, she would not be like a child forever, she was bullied by Xiaoyaozi, and the past was with the wind, why do we need to mention it again." ”
"Hehe, junior brother, the Nine Swords Pavilion is a group of pedantic dog thieves, why don't you go to my Ten Thousand Demon Cave, the Demon Cave of my Demon Cave is generous, except for the Tianyin Sect that can resist one or two, who can compare to my Ten Thousand Demon Cave." ”
Zhang Zuofan slowly raised the blade of his sword and said: "The affairs of the Nine Swords Pavilion have nothing to do with me, I represent the Manchu court, and the treasure of Emperor Liang Yuan can only be obtained by my Manchu court. ”
"Twenty-eight beautiful people are like crisps, and they cut fools with a sword at their waists. Although I don't see anyone's head falling, I secretly teach the monarch to have dry bone marrow. On the eight-treasure car with green cover and beads, a bewitching and charming man sang evilly, and there was a little looming beauty mole at the corner of his mouth, which was quite eye-catching, this person turned out to be Zhao Yi.
The goose-yellow sprinkled flower smoke shirt on the woman's ketone body was thrown aside, and the pink belly pocket with gold thread on a red background was lifted, and a piece of crisp~ chest was like clotted fat, warm than jade, greasy like paste, half covered and half exposed, and gradually warmed up, the man stroked it with his palm and sneered.
"Zhao Yi, can you really help me avenge me......?"
The extremely light blue long skirt was lifted aside, Juanjuan's white snow silk skirt cage, infinite style bending, the woman's delicate body trembled, and the hosta inserted between her sideburns hung with two strings of pearls swaying back and forth, she seemed to endure great humiliation, looking at Zhao Yi with hatred and love.
"Haha, do you have a choice other than me, I know you want to find Ye Baiyi, if he knows your true identity, how will he spare you. ”
Zhao Yi looked at her bright eyes and bright teeth, gently stroked her fairy jade bones, the jade arm shook busily, the warbler screamed, the swallow muttered, Zhao Yi suddenly stopped his palm, the woman's green shirt was soaked with thin sweat, showing a beautiful spring scene.
Zhao Yi said hatefully: "I don't want Emperor Liang Yuan's treasure, I just want Ye Baiyi's life, if you help me do this matter, I will ask the cave master to lift the poisonous curse for you." ”
"You, it's because of Zhu Shuzhen?"
There was a hint of vinegar in the woman's tone. (To be continued.) )