Chapter 162: Qinghuazhuang
"Finally, although this is only the most ordinary pill, but ordinary people can eat it for a long time, it can also have the value of prolonging life, and I have finally learned to alchemy! Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
An indescribable sense of joy and maturity filled Gao Lan's heart. She finally saw the hope of recovering her inner and outer dans, and finally saw the hope of cultivation again. Gao Lan was overjoyed, but then slowly calmed down, calmed down, and rested early.
Before you know it, it's already getting dark.
Early the next morning, Tang Seng had already changed into new clothes and hats, dressed neatly, and went to the palace to meet the king.
Wukong couldn't rest assured, turned into a little worm, and stung on the brim of his master's hat to accompany him to protect him. As soon as the king heard that it was a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, he also felt that he must not be an ordinary person, so he hurriedly beat his spirit, and let the inner attendant help him go up to the main hall to meet Tang Seng; Tang Seng saluted in the hall, changed the official documents, and just sat down, he heard the inner attendant recital: "Grandpa Guozhang is here!" Out of politeness, Tang Seng hurriedly stood up again and went to salute.
"Guozhang, the poor monk is polite!"
I don't want this country to sit there, looking arrogant, and ignoring Tang Sengli. Seeing this, the king was afraid of losing his manners, so he hurriedly interrupted the cold scene: "Where did the monk come from?" Tang Seng sat back and responded: "I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures." Passing by your country, so the official document was reversed......" The abbot finally sneered: "Since ancient times, monks have cultivated blindly. There is a way to sit and sit, sit and sit until the stock breaks!"
The Manchu Dynasty civil and military, suddenly burst into laughter!
Tang Seng argued with him for a few words, but the abbot was arrogant, and the king and civil and military officials were all helping on the side, which made Tang Seng very boring. After resigning from the Golden Palace, Sun Wukong said to Tang Seng: "Master, this abbot must be a monster. Go back, I'll stay here to find out the news!" Tang Seng nodded and left silently. Sure enough, as soon as Tang Seng left, an official crawled to the top of the Golden Palace.
"Your Majesty, it's not good! Those goose cages for children in the country were blown away by the strong wind yesterday!"
When the king heard this, he was shocked: "What? If it were not for the heart and liver of the child, the widow's life would not have been able to live!" Seeing that the king was almost about to faint, the abbot persuaded him to wake up with a word: "Your Majesty need not worry. If you eat the heart and liver of that Tang Dynasty monk, the effect is thousands of times better than eating the heart and liver of a child!" When the king heard this, he burst out: "Why didn't the prince say it earlier?
The prince said: "What's the matter? Your Majesty immediately issued an order and sent troops to surround the pavilion, even if he flew into the sky!"
Sun Wukong listened carefully, returned to the pavilion, and saw Tang Seng who was still depressed there. Wukong stepped forward to tell Tang Seng about this, and Tang Seng was suddenly scared to death: "I met a monster before, and I just wanted to eat as a teacher, but now there is a king, and I want to eat me......?"
When Bajie and Sha Seng saw it, they were also embarrassed: "It's over, it's over......" Gao Lan also couldn't stop pouting: "It's bent, it's bent......"
Sun Wukong comforted Tang Seng and said: "If you want to be good, be big and small." The teacher becomes an apprentice, the apprentice becomes a teacher, my grandson will go for you!" Tang Seng immediately stopped crying when he heard this. Sun Wukong turned back to Gao Lan and said, "Senior sister, my old grandson wants to change his method, you go to the backyard to find some mud." Gao Lan glanced at them and said, "Okay, Brother Monkey, you and this old monk are so good that you become a person, and you still want to show your affection in a different way?"
"Isn't this to save Master? Sun Wukong hurriedly explained.
Gao Lan snorted and came to the flowers in the backyard, but he didn't see any mud after turning over for a long time. Suddenly, a wicked smile appeared on Gao Lan's face, and he pulled down his pants and squatted down...... I only heard the sound of "shhhhhh When I stood up and tied my pants, I took a small cup, mixed the "thin mud" on the ground with a shovel, and then put it in.
"Brother Monkey, the mud is coming!" Gao Lan couldn't help laughing, returned to the room, and handed the mud over. Sun Wukong didn't ask much, let Tang Seng sit on the chair, and then took out the thin mud in the cup and smeared it on his face. Tang Seng sat there and couldn't help frowning: "Wukong, why does the teacher smell a smell in this mud?" Sun Wukong said: "This may be the breath of spring, Master thinks too much." ”
Tang Seng had no choice but to let Sun Wukong fiddle. After the mud picture was ready, Sun Wukong spit out Neidan, blew fairy breath, and sure enough, Tang Seng became Wukong's appearance! Then Wukong and Tang Seng changed clothes, and Lao Sun changed into Tang Seng again. Tang Seng suddenly cried with joy, and hugged Sun Wukong again: "Wukong ......"
"Master......"
Gao Lan looked irritated for a while: "The tastes of the two of you are getting heavier and heavier!" As he was speaking, a group of officers and soldiers poured in outside the pavilion, and after entering Tang Seng's courtyard, he immediately saw "Tang Seng". "Someone is coming, it's this Tang Dynasty monk, take it away for me!" Without saying anything, Sun Wukong pulled and pulled him, and left the pavilion all the way. Gao Lan and the others were speechless for a while, and then looked back at Tang Seng again.
"Brother Monkey, you look like this, there are big flaws. ”
"Really?" Tang Seng listened, and hurriedly jumped on the chair and made a few splashing movements, "So what?"
Gao Lan and the others all nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it's a bit like ......."
On the golden hall of the royal palace of the bhikshu country, Sun Wukong strode to the foot of the golden steps with his head held high, and asked in a loud voice: "King Bhikshu, why do you invite the poor monk to come?" The king was also unambiguous, and said bluntly: "The widow is seriously ill, and the medicine is fully prepared, and only the medicine is missing." If the elder digs out his heart and liver and makes medicine with me, I will build an ancestral hall with you, and offer it at four o'clock, and the incense will be continuous. Can you say yes?"
Wukong sneered: "I have a few hearts, but I don't know what color the king wants?" Guozhang also sneered: "Then I want your black heart!" Wukong listened to it and laughed: "Quickly bring a knife, if you have a black heart, I will give it to you!" After finishing speaking, an attendant had already handed over the knife. I saw Wukong open his clothes, and a large piece of heart rolled out of his brain, which frightened the civil and military officials to hold their heads and close their eyes, and the king also trembled like chaff.
However, the heart of "Tang Seng" is red, yellow, blue, purple and white, but there is no black heart: "King, there is no black heart, how can it be good?" was so frightened that the king shook his hand again and again: "Take it back, take it back...... Wukong listened, and immediately showed his true appearance, and rushed to the national abbot with a golden hoop stick: "We monks are all kind-hearted, only you, the national abbot, have a black heart that can be used as a medicine!"
All of a sudden, there was chaos on the throne.
"Well, it turned out to be Sun Wukong!" Guozhang recognized that it was the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, and he was immediately shocked, and he fled to the air outside the city! Where did Sun Wukong let him slip away, and he also chased out with the clouds, and Guozhang hurriedly picked up the dragon staff to meet the enemy. However, where is this Guozhang Sun Wukong's opponent, he can't support it after less than 20 rounds of fighting, but he seems to be slippery and tight, and he limped away, and turned into a cold light and walked away.
Wukong was not in a hurry to catch up, landed on the clouds, and returned to the top of the national hall. The Manchu Dynasty Wenwu hurriedly came to pay a visit, and Wukong said: "Don't bow yet, take me to your king!" The ministers heard this, and hurriedly searched around, but they couldn't find the king's shadow anywhere. And not only the king, but even the "beautiful queen" disappeared without a trace.
Just when the ministers were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, they saw several chamberlains walking out of the apse with the half-dead king in their arms. The ministers hurriedly took over and stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, I am fortunate to meet the monk here, and I argue that the abbot is a demon! After seeing beauty in the palace, I thought I fled with him. ”
The king opened his eyes, saw Sun Wukong, stepped forward and said, "Elder, the widow saw you once in the morning, why did you change your appearance all of a sudden?" Sun Wukong sneered: "I am Elder Tang's eldest apprentice Sun Wukong! What, do you have an opinion?" the king listened, asked Wukong for forgiveness, and issued a decree to invite the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty to the temple.
Not long after, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong returned to the pavilion, changed back into clothes, changed back to their original bodies, and took their disciples back to the temple to worship the king. This time, the king personally went down the golden steps to greet him, and with a sentence of "Master Old Buddha" in his mouth, Tang Seng was invited to the guest seat, and even his four disciples were given embroidered piers. Sun Wukong was not polite, sat down and asked: "Where did the king's father-in-law and the beautiful queen come from?
The king's face was flushed with shame, and after a long time, he said shyly: "They once said that they lived in Qinghuazhuang on Liulinpo, seventy miles south of the city. Wukong heard this and shouted, "Okay, Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, you protect Master." Xiaolan, get rid of the demon with me!" Sun Wukong said, pulled Gao Lan's arm, and went straight towards the south of the city, driving the wind to seventy miles away.
Gao Lan yawned, looked up, and saw that there was a small river in the depths of the willow forest here, but there was no village in sight.
Sun Wukong thought for a while, chanted a mantra and asked for a land, and asked: "Dare to ask if there is any Qinghua Village here?" The land hurriedly said: "There is indeed a Qinghua Cave here, which contains demons and evil spirits! If the Great Sage wants to subdue demons, he will move forward, see the old poplar tree with nine forks, turn left three times, turn right three times, and then slap it with his hand, shouting three times: Open the door, open the door, open the door! Then the Qinghua Cave Mansion will appear ......"
"This Tsinghua opening method is weak enough. Sun Wukong and Gao Lan were speechless for a while. The land also sighed: "Who said it wasn't? Fortunately, you didn't go to Peking University, and the opening method of Peking University is even weaker." Gao Lan gave the land two silver bills, sent him away, and then walked straight forward with Sun Wukong according to the sign. Sure enough, I found an old poplar tree with a nine-pronged head.
"This is it!" Gao Lan and Sun Wukong glanced at each other and nodded, and then the two of them jumped and sang around the old poplar tree together: "Three turns left and three turns right, twist your neck, twist your neck, twist your strands, twist your strands, go to bed early, get up early, let's do exercise......" After the turn, Gao Lan shouted: "Open the door-!" Sun Wukong also shouted: "Open the door-!" Finally, the two sang together:
"Open-door-!"