Chapter 13: A Bunch of Nouveau Riche (Today's Third Update!)
At night, Shen Feng returned to Hutou Mountain. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Most of the people in the info gang have already returned, leaving Li Deshu and Li Hei, as well as rats, and no one is there.
Shen Feng sat down in the hall, pondering that today could be regarded as nothing, not to mention that he had not obtained the martial arts cheats, and he had provoked such an enemy as the daughter of the vast city for nothing.
"Hey, no, let's ask Dalong for advice first, and then no, ask Wu Da to take a look at his book of fist and foot moves, isn't Dabao Xiaobao very good at learning, eh, these guys, why are they all missing after they come back?"
Shen Feng stood up and paced to the bathhouse behind the cottage, only to find that all these guys were taking a bath there, and when they came out after washing, Shen Feng was startled.
All of them, including Chen Dalong, have changed into new clothes. Shen Feng looked over one by one, these nouveau riche, all of them were dressed luxuriously, and every piece of clothing was inlaid with gold and silver, jade wrenches, brocade silk crowns, and golden boots.
The second master Wu Da, the golden energy of his body flashed, I saw that the hat on his head was actually pure gold, it seemed that it weighed at least ten catties, and then the dog chain around his neck, pure gold, each section was two fingers thick, hanging from the neck to the knee, a gold belt twice as large as his waist, golden silk pants, the pair of golden boots, each of which had three catties, and he was wearing a gold ring on his fingers.
Daxiao Bao was dressed up as virtuous as Wu Da, and his whole body was shining, just like two small versions of Wu Da.
Shen Feng asked Wu Dadao very painfully, "Brother, are you tired, hanging so much gold?"
Wu Da smiled, suddenly remembered something, bent down and took off his golden boots, took out ten rings from his body, and put them on his toes one by one.
Shen Feng was directly speechless. Ma's, if you let him know that the earth, including the buttocks, can put a ring on it, then I don't know if two hundred catties of gold are enough for him!
Then came Chen Dalong.
Overall, Chen Dalong is still relatively reliable, of course, if the set of gold armor on his body is replaced with ordinary armor.
Chen Dalong, I don't know where to get a whole set of golden armor, which made Shen Feng think that he saw 'chrysanthemums all over the ground'.
"Is it sturdy?"
Shen Feng picked up an axe and was eager to try. was so frightened that Chen Dalong didn't say a word, turned around and ran.
Shaking his head, Shen Feng saw another guy, he actually bought a golden birdcage, which contained an unknown bird, which seemed to be quite precious, this guy's name was Li Dequan, and he was a relative of Li Deshu. Shen Feng looked at this guy holding the bird cage in one hand and a paper fan that he knew was valuable at a glance in the other, shaking his head there, not knowing what to say, entertaining himself.
Well, you losers, Dutama is a big name, don't ask for the best, but ask for the most expensive!
Shen Feng looked at the gang of nouveau riche in front of him, all of them were stunned, you look at me, I look at you, with a smirk on his face.
Perhaps, this is the happiness in their hearts.
Shen Feng thought, and then said, "Okay, I don't care if you buy some messy things, but I remember that I gave you a task, what about your weapons?" ”
"Yes, helper. ”
Everyone said yes and ran back to their rooms, and after a while they all ran out again, all with some weapons in their hands.
It's okay if Shen Feng doesn't look at it, but when he looks at it, his nose is crooked.
Wu Da held a handful of jade Ruyi in his hand, and the big and small treasures respectively held a cornucopia and a gold and copper coin. That Li Dequan was holding a pipa in his hand, and the people behind him, paper fans, umbrellas, mirrors, bottles and jars, gourds, plantains, everything, whatever was useless, it was really all-encompassing, everything.
Shen Feng was messy in the wind alone, this was his soldier, and what they had in their hands was what they thought was the best weapon.
Chen Dalong was the last to come out, holding a gold square seal the size of a human head in his hand.
Everyone looked at the square seal and gasped.
"What is this?"
Shen Feng took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down, trying to keep his tone as steady as possible.
Chen Dalong smiled and said, "Gang leader, this is called Zhentianyin." ”
"Is it amazing?"
"Of course it's amazing, in the legend, it is the artifact of the great god of the sky, it can be big and small, and when it is the largest, it is bigger than the largest Tianzhou Mountain in the mainland. ”
Shen Feng's eyebrows jumped, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, he endured his anger, and said, "So powerful, then you can try it and show me, well, just go and smash the Black Wind Village for me." ”
"Uh, this ......" Chen Dalong said speechlessly. The crowd behind him snickered.
Shen Feng was angry, he pointed at Wu Da and scolded, "And you, the second master, are you going to be the god of wealth, or are you going to be buried? Li Dequan, don't laugh, you are holding a pipa, and when you are preparing to fight the enemy, play a song to repel the enemy with noise, right? And you, you hold a mirror, do you want your enemy to die of shame? And you!"
Shen Feng scolded one by one, and scolded for more than two hours, and a large group of people were all scolded so much that they couldn't raise their heads. Shen Feng himself was exhausted from scolding, and his mouth was dry.
Dabao handed over a cup of tea, and when he saw Shen Feng drinking tea, Dabao said, "Helper, everyone's outfit is just a costume for display, and the guys who are really fighting are all in the house." ”
When Shen Feng heard this, he almost fainted.
"Then why didn't you say it earlier, and I said it for so long in vain, when I was a monkey?"
Chen Dalong hurriedly said, "No, helper, the weapons in the house are actually made of stainless steel, and they are also ordinary goods, really good things, I have already ordered the weapon shop to order, they are all ladder-patterned steel, good things that sharpen iron like mud." That weapon shop is called a magic craftsman, and there are thousands of branches on the mainland, and it has a good reputation. It will take about a month to make up 500 ladder weapons. ”
Shen Feng nodded and said, "I saw you have a two-handed sword on your back today, is it just stainless steel?"
Chen Dalong said proudly, "That is the only ladder weapon in his shop, and I bought it with a hundred catties of gold." After Chen Dalong finished speaking, he turned around and went back to the house to take the weapon out.
The big sword was pulled out, emitting a burst of cold light, and a sharp breath came from the blade, and people looked at the blade with their eyes, as if they had the illusion of being stabbed.
Shen Feng looked at this two-handed big sword, which was nearly one meter five in length, and had trapezoidal lines on the sword, which was very unique. The width of the sword is about 20 centimeters, which is very scary. Shen Feng tried to lift the sword up, and found that this sword weighed at least a hundred catties, and ordinary people couldn't use it at all.
Shen Feng said to Chen Dalong, "Didn't you use a knife before, why did you change it now?"
Chen Dalong said with a smile, "I think it's better to use a sword." ”
Shen Feng scoffed, but thinking that such a big sword was not much different from a knife, so he didn't speak. He was also tired after scolding for so long just now.
"One hundred catties of gold and one hundred catties of ladder steel, I don't know if it's worth it. ”
Shen Feng said, swiping his finger on the blade of the sword.
Chen Dalong's expression tightened, and he hurriedly said, "Helper, be careful." ”
Shen Feng raised his finger and saw that there was only a white mark, and the skin was not broken. couldn't help laughing, "It's okay, you see, Tiantai Steel is nothing more than that." ”
Chen Dalong continued, "Helper, I'm not worried that you told you to be careful, I'm worried about my sword." ”
"Your sister!"
Shen Feng scolded, and suddenly saw the rat running in in a hurry, and shouted, "Helper, something is wrong." ”
"Wait. ”
Shen Feng reached out and crossed the mouse's chin and told him to open his mouth. The rat is very obedient and cooperative, revealing a mouth full of gold teeth!
"Ma's, it's better than the God of Wealth!"
When Wu Da and the others heard this, they all gathered around and commented on the mouse's gold teeth. The mouse smirked and grinned with a mouth, showing off its glittering golden teeth. After a while, he remembered something, and hurriedly pulled Shen Feng and said, "Gang leader, it's not good, the military advisor brought back a cart of food and weapons from the city, and was stopped by the people of the Huangcun Gang at the bottom of the mountain!"
"What!" Shen Feng shouted, "The robbers have been robbed, it's really unreasonable, brothers, copy the guys, kill them!"