"Luck?" Chen Siwei was puzzled.

"This has to be traced back to the time of Haotian God, the oldest god, and merit was not there at the beginning, but it was planned and evolved in the long mythological era. According to legend, in the era of the Five Clans, there were more and more creatures in the world, and there were constant disputes between the three worlds of people, gods and demons. Haotian God was anxious when he saw it, and the world that Pangu worked so hard to build would be defeated by these losers, and after the Battle of Buzhou Mountain, he set a new set of laws and regulations for the world, and one of the key words was merit. ”

Chen Siwei propped his chin and listened attentively.

"If you want to say why the world is chaotic, there is only one reason, that is, people, gods, and demons are self-motivated, vain, and want to get ahead, and trample others under their feet as their own boss. But at the same time, there is laziness and greed, you see those bosses who have been doing it for a long time, and think that Lao Tzu is invincible in the world, so they are lax and indulgent, only knowing how to spend all day drinking, and finally the brain is rigid and the kung fu is wasted, and as a result, people are brought down, and even the common people say that they are rich for no more than three generations?

"That's the truth. ”

"So Haotian began to preach, to put it simply, all of you don't fight, you are all the descendants of Pangu, your own family, and live in harmony, and no one will benefit from causing chaos in the world...... Something like that. At the beginning, everyone still listened to him, and many schools of thought evolved, such as Taoism and Buddha, advocating that all beings are equal, pure and inactive, to be greedy and ignorant, to be utilitarian and so on. But then it didn't work, Haotian's preaching was originally good, but as soon as it was passed on, it became tasteless, and each school added its own things to it, for example, the Buddhists said that if you believe in Buddhism in this life, you can mix better in the next life; There are also many schools of thought that desperately promise all kinds of benefits in order to increase their followers. Then the various schools began to quarrel, saying that they were the orthodox people of Haotian, and you were distorting the Taoism, grandstanding and deceiving the world and stealing your name. First of all, it was just a quarrel, and if there was too much noise, it would be fought, taking ancient times as an example, it was said that it was talking about three major wars, but in fact, I don't know how many small wars were fought in the middle. ”

Haotian looked anxious again, thinking that there were few obedient grandsons in these gangs, and the education work not only had to be reasonable, but also had to beat his ass if he didn't understand, so he began to send disasters to the Three Realms, such as the Great Flood, the Ice Age, and the Plague Age, all of which were disasters from Haotian. But Haotian forgot one thing, everyone has a rebellious period of youth, some of these grandsons were beaten in the ass, but some of them were annoyed, and scolded the sky and said that you old thing dare to beat me, Lao Tzu is not your son anymore. So there are those who run away from home, such as Candle Jiuyin, and those who dig the corners of their own walls, such as Thor who stole Haotian's magic weapon and ran to Lei Ze, which is the famous Haotian artifact - Thor Glove, and there are those who simply do it, like Chiyou and Gonggong. ”

"Speaking of Haotian, it's really pitiful, you said that ordinary people have three or five sons who often make a fuss, Haotian had tens of millions of sons at that time, sons and grandsons, and grandsons and sons...... How much headache do you say? Haotian was finally annoyed, I don't care about Lao Tzu, I don't care, I ran away for thirty-three days. It's not enough to go alone, but also take away a group of good sons and daughters who think they are obedient, such as Fuxi, Nuwa, Shennong and the like, and a group of divine beasts with Taoism and mana. ”

"In addition to those sons who are too rebellious, some of the sons and daughters who have not yet met his requirements are in a hurry, saying Daddy, you can't go, you can't go, you can't go, and you have taken away your capable brothers and sisters, and then your disobedient sons will bully us, who will be the master for us?"

"The father is still soft-hearted, Haotian listened, so he left a 'merit book' for them, and said: Although I am gone, I will also watch you outside the thirty-three days, and any of you who has more merit can follow me to the thirty-three days outside to enjoy the blessings. Even if you don't have enough to go to me, you can be exempted from karma if you have merit - in short, I will bless you with good fortune and good fortune. ”

"So where does the merit come from? The main thing is to clean up those 'troublemakers' and destroy world peace. The second is to accept it, no matter what method you use, as long as you let the troublemakers be honest and don't add chaos to the world, and if you are obedient, it will be a great merit. Don't say, Haotian God is Haotian God, the merit he promised is a good thing, if you have merit, even if you can't go thirty-three days away, it must be smooth sailing in this, luck is very good, if you want to eat, someone will send you chopsticks, if you want to sleep, someone will send you a pillow, you want to be an official, you want to do business and make money, even if you buy a lottery ticket, your probability of winning is much higher than that of ordinary people. ”

"It can be estimated that Haotian was in too much of a hurry at that time, and he had a very rough definition of what a 'troublemaker' is, with two principles, one is to kill too many evils, and the other is to disrespect the gods. You said that you are such a big thing as an old man, you must be more detailed, of course, it is estimated that the folk customs in ancient times were simple, not as complicated as now, this old man didn't think so far. As a result, he found that these two rules were simply full of loopholes. ”

Chen Siwei asked, "For example?"

"First of all, let's talk about killing, let me give you an example, a long time ago there was a devout Buddhist who was deceived and said that you only need to kill a thousand people and chop off their fingers to make a ring and put it on your head to become a Buddha. This stupid X actually believed, not only killed 999 people, but almost killed his mother in order to make up the number, at this time Rulai came, first saved his mother and then told him that someone lied to you, so you can't become a Buddha, if you want to learn Buddhism, you have to believe me, you believe that others may do this kind of stupid thing again. So this Buddhist was subdued by him, and he made a great merit. But as soon as I wondered what was wrong with this, how low do you think this person's IQ must be to believe this nonsense? Eighty percent of this liar was arranged by him, and when he had committed great sins, he would come to 'save' him and subdue him, and then the merit would be in hand. ”

"As for the BUG of disrespecting the gods, there are even more, the gods that Haotian said refer to himself, but you old man has been gone for I don't know how many years, and many ordinary people don't even know who you are and what your teachings are. And those liars who know a little bit about the inside story all say that they are the spokesmen of Haotian, you see that in the middle of antiquity alone, hundreds of sects have been drilled out at once, and ordinary people do not have the wisdom of Haotian, so they are not caught who believes whom? Besides, if you kill too many people and those who don't believe in God, they must be bad people? You just say that Sun Wukong, lawlessness and gods do not put their eyes in their eyes, and how many people have been killed in the Heavenly Palace and on the West Heaven Road? But is he a bad person? But he just meets these two items. And there is an unwritten rule in the merit book, that is, the greater the ability and the person who meets these two items, the higher the merit of being subdued, probably the old man thinks that the greater the ability, the bigger the basket, and Sun Wukong's ability is big enough, so I estimate that the merit of subduing him is so great that he can go straight up for thirty-three days, do you say that Rulai and the Jade Emperor will not rob it?"

Chen Siwei suddenly realized, "I said that Rulai and Guanyin are always subdued by some big traitors, as well as those fairy boys, riding beasts, eating people indiscriminately, co-authoring is not a good thing, as soon as no one cares, the original form will be revealed." ”

"That's right, Buddhism and Taoism like this kind of person, you don't want him if you don't hate him. You see, as long as there are capable people on the list of gods, regardless of the good people and bad people, all of them are all gods; and then look at the Buddhist gate, such as the Arhats, the divine beasts, the four heavenly kings, the eight tribes, and the Dharma protectors, they are basically ruthless characters who do a lot of evil. So for Rulai and the Jade Emperor, I wish you would do more bad things before you met me, even if you submit to me and do bad things, it doesn't matter, the point is that you have to listen to me, because I am clear about Haotian's teachings, and if you believe me, you will believe in Haotian, but your merits will be mine. ”

Chen Siwei said: "So this situation will only cause a huge 'disparity between the rich and the poor', like the Jade Emperor, who already has a lot of merits, will only become more and more smooth, easier to do things, more and more powerful, and easier to subdue others." And mortals can only cultivate little by little, and they may not be able to understand Haotian's teachings. ”

"That's right. In fact, Haotian's teachings have long been in vain, because it was set very simply, that is, to engage in less destruction, more production, and more constructive work. This is also a bug, for example, this house has fallen into disrepair and tatters, I want to tear down and rebuild, it's a good thing, right? As a result, I pushed the house and became a sin. ”

"Isn't there anyone going to tell him?"

"Pull it down, do you think it's so easy to get to 33 days away? You just say how many years you have been cultivating with Lao Jun? How much merit has you had? You still can't live or die for 33 days. And when it's their turn, people's visions are different, and it's hard to say whether they'll worry about these in thirty-three days, I'm afraid that if you go to enjoy the fairy blessings, you still care about the life and death of the world?"

Chen Siwei took a long breath, "When will there be someone who can go beyond thirty-three days and care about the sufferings of the mortal world to tell Haotian God about the tragedy in the world?"