Chapter 0.064 System, Why Are You Scolding Again?(3/3)
Suddenly, countless inhalations sounded around him, and I don't know how many people looked shocked, and looked at Chu Fan with a shocked face, completely incredulous.
"This ...... How is this possible?"
"I don't believe it, it's not true, it's definitely not true. ”
"Shhh ”
"No, it's impossible, you're obviously just a weak chicken, how could you have beaten such a terrible beast, such a thing, even we can't do it. ”
Listening to the sounds around him, Chu Du: ......
He rubbed his eyebrows weakly, this Nima, can you fake it a little more?
It's too much!
Especially, looking at the countless law enforcers who widened their eyes and opened their mouths in shock, Chu Du was even more speechless, just now, what a few people who sang and cried, but in order to cooperate with the protagonist pretending to be forced to slap his face, his IQ was lowered from one hundred and two to minus two hundred, and the protagonist was a creature that was simply excessive.
Chu Du looked at the sky speechlessly, and began to doubt life.
He finally understood why there were so many brain-dead villains in the novels he had read before, and it turned out that the aura of IQ suppression really existed.
These stupid authors, in order to make the protagonist pretend to be forced, really do everything!
However, the only thing that made Chu Du feel a little relieved was that Chu Fan's shot was really concise enough, with one palm, the fierce beast pawn, just six words, and the battle was solved, unlike some big water ratios, the protagonist fought once, and he could water dozens of chapters!
"System system, how is my forced pretend? How much can you add to me?"
At this time, Chu Du's voice immediately sounded in Chu Du's heart, and he was still excited.
Chu Du was even more speechless, he had an urge to kill Chu Fan.
But as a system, he still had to endure it at this time, lest Chu Fan find out the flaws, so he said in the cold mechanical voice of the system: "You force, you don't pretend to be very good......"
Chu Du was about to say that he was not pretending to be very good, but at this moment, Chu Fan seemed to be very angry, and immediately interrupted him, and said angrily: "System, why are you scolding people again?"
Chu Du was stunned for a moment and asked, "When did this system curse?"
This Chu Fan is sick, why doesn't he know that he scolded Chu Fan?
Chu Fan immediately said angrily: "You still said no, you just said to me - you bastard!"
Suddenly, Chu Du's breath was suffocated.
Then, he felt the green tendons on his forehead jump, he took a deep breath, and forcibly suppressed the idea of killing Chu Fan immediately.
Chu Fan's coercion is simply mentally retarded!
Obviously, it was Chu Fan who asked, "How is he pretending", is there anything wrong with Chu Du saying this?
Although it was said that in the past, Chu Du did despise Chu Fan and scolded him for being mentally retarded, but this time, he really didn't have this idea, but how could it be good, when it came to Chu Fan's ears, it would become a different meaning?
Chu Du could only endure the speechlessness in his heart, and said in a cold and mechanical voice in the system: "Ding, congratulations to the host, the pretending is successful, and the pretending value is +1." ”
Chu Fan originally wanted to reason with this stupid system about the system scolding him, but when he heard the system's prompt sound, he was stunned for a moment, then frowned, and said: "System, no, I just put so much effort into pretending to be forced, why did I add a little bit of pretending value?"
Chu Fan was quite dissatisfied, but he had been wandering around for so long, looking for countless opportunities, and finally found such an opportunity to pretend to be forced, spending so much time and energy, and even risking his life to fight with the fierce beast, and finally added a little bit of pretending value to him, how could he be convinced?
And hearing Chu Fan's words, Chu Du immediately sneered and replied: "Because of the host, you are ......."
Chu Fan's face immediately darkened again, and he was extremely speechless, interrupting the system Chu Du, and said angrily: "System, if you play hooligan again, I will complain about you." ”
Suddenly, Chu Du's face also darkened, this Nima's, this Chu Fan, is it really a retarded?
He decided to be too lazy to care about what Chu Fan thought, and continued: "Because the host you are forced, pretending to be a little deliberate and not mellow enough, so the points added are naturally relatively low, please make persistent efforts to pretend to be better, stronger and bigger." ”
Chu Fan could only sigh and said, "Okay, it's better than nothing, I'm forcing ...... Phew, the force I pretended to be a bit deliberate. ”
After finishing speaking, Chu Fan seemed to remember something, and hurriedly said: "System, I strongly ask you, when you communicate with me in the future, you can't say "you force", this kind of hooligan words. ”
However, hearing his words, Chu Du immediately hehehe, the old man is a system, a cold and arrogant system, will listen to you? You are simply dreaming!
And sure enough, seeing that the "system" did not reply, Chu Fan's heart immediately became cold.
encountered this kind of system, and he also fell into mold for eight lifetimes.
"This little brother, thank you so much, if it weren't for you, my life would be here. ”
At this moment, the old man who was chased by the fierce beast before came over, and his face was full of gratitude to Chu Fan.
Chu Fan immediately regained his light and breezy expression, put his hands behind his back, and said lightly: "You don't have to thank me, I just have been cultivating for many years, seeing this fierce beast, I just want to test my strength, I didn't expect it to be so fragile that I can't even catch it with my palm." ”
On the side, Chu Du: ......
Chu Fan, blow, you keep blowing!
Blackie, it's time to order his clothes!
Let's see if he will die if he doesn't blow!
For Chu Fan, who is either pretending to be forced every day, or mentally retarded on the road of pretending to be coerced, Chu Du has nothing to say.
After Chu Fan finished speaking, he turned around and walked away, blending into the world.
It's a matter of helping clothes to go, hiding merit and fame,
"Let's go, let's follow him. ”
Chu Du, Xu You, and Xiao Hei immediately followed to see what Chu Fan wanted to do next.
However, then, Chu Du was completely speechless and looked at the sky.
......
Ahead, suddenly there was a thug flirting with the woman, Chu Fan immediately jumped out and shouted, "Stop, let go of that girl." ”
The thug sneered: "Who are you, and dare to mind my business? Do you know who I am?"
Chu Fan said indifferently: "I'm not interested in knowing who you are, and it doesn't matter who you are, in the eyes of someone in my Chu, the world is just ants, I'll give you a chance to live, waste your hands, get out." ”
Chu Du: ......
Yes, give you extra points, the last thing the old man lacks is such a thing as points.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, the pretending is successful, and the pretending value is +66. ”
ps: The seventh update added by the leader of the Little White Alliance (7/13)