Chapter 473: A slanted body, Miss Hua
The strong man took out a stack of Shenzhou coins and handed it to Ji Xiaoyun, "Here are five thousand, Bingbing, and take another four hundred Shenzhou coins." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"No, no, big brother, I only need the 2,000 Shenzhou coins from the government, it's not easy for everyone. ”
Ji Xiaoyun saw the strong man's wife's aunt named Bingbing, her face was like frost, and she was a little embarrassed to ask for the strong man's Shenzhou coins.
"This ......" The strong man didn't expect this young man to be so open-minded, so open that he could treat Shenzhou coins like dung, because he hadn't experienced this kind of thing, he didn't know what to say?
"Thank you, little brother, thank you. ”
Bingbing's face was full of spring flowers in an instant, and he took the Shenzhou coin handed back by Ji Xiaoyun, and quickly put it in the middle of his white and red **. The graceful curves of the two mountain peaks, which were originally gentle and gentle, were suddenly propped up beyond recognition by Shenzhou coins, "Shanzi, why are you still stunned! ”
Zhao Bangou said puzzledly: "Nephew, why don't you want those Shenzhou coins, you spent so much effort, isn't it a waste?"
Ji Xiaoyun said with a smile: "We destroyed the name of the eldest brother's Stone Lock King, and if we want to take their Shenzhou coins again, how can he live when he goes home...... His wife didn't eat him anymore. ”
A group of people laughed and walked to the next field......
A young man who looked like a scholar also surrounded an open space, and there were two desks in the middle of the field, one desk had 2,000 Shenzhou coins of gambling money, and the other table had nothing but the four treasures of the study.
The field was almost full of young women with flowers and branches, and the song and swallow language were so lively. The scholar is angry and idle, in the midst of a hundred flowers, he is still holding a book in his hand, I don't know if he is pretending to be in front of the girls, or is he really reading a book and seeing it?
"Miss Yunyun, go and kill the arrogance of this first scholar of Huanghualei. A few girls with double buns chirped and pushed a lady with a bun to challenge her memory, and the girl squirmed back, causing the audience to laugh.
Mo Leopard separated the crowd and sorted out a way for everyone.
"Wow, there's another beautiful boy, look at his hair, look at his eyes......" A young girl with a spring couldn't help but shout when she saw Ji Xiaoyun's handsome face.
"Really, it's whiter than the first scholar's skin, and his legs are long. ”
The eyes of the more than 500 girls who were watching looked at Ji Xiaoyun and the young scholar with hooked eyes, what could be more exciting than the duel between handsome guys?
"May I ask Jishi, what is this comparison?" Ji Xiaoyun came to the edge of the desk and asked.
The scholar put down the book in his hand, pointed to the two blank pieces of paper on the table, and said in the usual lukewarm tone of a strange handsome guy: "This son, you and I each write five hundred words, see who can write the other party's words word for word in a stick of incense, and the one with fewer mistakes is the winner." ”
Ji Xiaoyun didn't dare to fight for a while, this kind of competition is unheard of, and now he has to compare his unforgettable skills with this person, and he doesn't know if he can do it?
Ji Xiaoyun thought about it for a while, and thought forget it! There are so many fields in Yuhua Square, and it is too time-consuming to write five hundred words, Ji Xiaoyun said goodbye and turned around to leave, only to hear the scholar's arrogant sentence from behind him:
"Childe, I can give you a hundred words. ”
The scholar retreated when he saw the comer, and offered preferential conditions in a timely manner. As soon as this guy appeared on the stage, he snatched more than half of his female fans, and he had no chance if he didn't have this evil breath.
When Ji Xiaoyun heard this, his strong competitive spirit prompted him to turn around suddenly, "Ji Shi is polite, since you want to compare, let's write five hundred words each!"
Ji Xiaoyun buried his head in writing on the desk, he silently wrote the sacrificial text on the big stone tablet on the West Wind Thin Horse Lei Bronze Man Square on the paper, and Mo Bao condescendingly counted the words for Ji Xiaoyun.
The scholar seemed to have confidence in himself, and calmly sketched on the paper...... In the early season, Xiaoyun took a step, and the scholar put down the brush in his hand in a chic manner, took the five hundred words he had written, came to the middle of the venue, blew the paper with ink not dry, and said generously: "Childe is not in a hurry, you take your time." ”
Ji Xiaoyun took the inscription he had written in a regular manner, came to the middle of the venue, and exchanged papers with the scholars. The scholar said softly to the crowd, "Is there any girl who can help light the sandalwood?"
Five girls came out at once, and a pillar of sandalwood was lit, and the good aroma wafted into the air......
The scholar said lightly: "Childe, please first!"
"Jishi, please!"
The two politely talked, and neither of them would put their eyes on the paper first. A little Jia Biyu with a bumpy figure on the side was anxious, "What are the two handsome guys grinding? Don't you smell the incense and it's already lit? I'll call one, two, three, you come together." ”
"One, two, three, begin!"
Ji Xiaoyun unfolded the paper in his hand, his head buzzed wide, this was not an article, but an unrelated word composed of some cold words. Ji Xiaoyun forced himself to stabilize his emotions, and after he first read the five hundred words at a glance, he began to memorize them one by one......
After reading a line of words written by Ji Xiaoyun, the scholar smiled knowingly, this kicker seems to be more realistic, this is a sacrificial article, there is a connection between the contents, it should not be difficult to memorize this five-hundred-word article. I have tested it many times when I was preparing at home, and it doesn't take half a column of incense to do it word for word. But after reading three lines, the tip of the scholar's nose began to sweat, these words that seem to be Shenzhou are either a little more, or they are missing arms and legs, and the typos are not said, the sentences are reversed, and the order is still very tangled. To write silently to the letter-for-word, the difficulty is not much less than the "word list" prepared by yourself......
The crowd began to stir, and the last of the incense ashes finally fell.
"Two handsome guys, the time has come-!" The little family with charming breasts Jasper Shanshan did a referee from the beginning to the end, walked to the edge of the two people, and received the paper in their hands into his hands, "Please write quickly, it's not too early." ”
Ji Xiaoyun and the first scholar each returned to their seats and spread out the paper......
After the lady named Yun Yun and several other literate ladies carefully checked the examination papers of Ji Xiaoyun and the first scholar, and by the time they scored them, countless bright gas lamps had been lit in Yuhua Square, illuminating the huge square as if it were day.
This lamp is too powerful, and when everyone was still looking around at the new gadgets, they only heard Miss Yun Yun glance at the scholar affectionately, and said in a nice voice: "The first scholar Baoyu is wrong five, and this son is wrong four." ”
Without waiting for Ji Xiaoyun's fans to cheer, Miss Yun Yun said again: "However, the so-called word of this kicking boy...... Everyone, please see that four or five out of ten of these 500 words are typos...... It seems unfair to ask Brother Baoyu to write typos silently. ”
The little family jade who shouted one, two, three, was quite fond of Ji Xiaoyun who exuded an exotic style from the first sight, and when he heard this rich lady with a straight face say something unfavorable to Ji Xiaoyun, he hurriedly said: "I think the first scholar is too unkind, and there is obviously a suspicion of making things difficult for this son, and his five hundred words are all carefully prepared cold words...... Although there are typos in people, it is still an article. ”
The girls quickly split into two camps, and hundreds of women were vying to express their opinions, and the scene was a bit chaotic for a while......
As soon as Ji Xiaoyun heard so many typos, he blushed so much that he didn't dare to raise his head for a long time, although he didn't mean it, but he didn't rely on flawed words to win the first scholar himself. He saw that there were signs of loss of control at the scene, and he was about to admit defeat.
"Everyone be quiet, let's listen to the opinions of the two parties, they are both from the girl's family, why are they out of shape in front of the handsome guy? This is too rude. An official wife of Huang Hualei stood on a chair and shouted loudly, and the scene fell silent again.
"I am willing to lose, I am willing to bow to the wind......" The first scholar Tie Qing began to pack up his things, the infatuated lady named Yun Yun, looking at Brother Baoyu with such a lost soul, tears almost flowed down.
Zhao Bangou wanted to get the copper coin on the desk, but was stopped by Ji Xiaoyun.
"Jishi, how about we play another game?" Ji Xiaoyun saw that the first scholar was unwilling, and proposed open-mindedly.
Ji Xiaoyun saw that the scholar couldn't pull his face and didn't respond to his proposal for a long time, so he deliberately added a provocative sentence, "I'm going to make you lose convincingly, what's wrong? Don't you dare?"
"How can you compare?" the arrogant look of the first scholar crept back onto his face.
"Listen to them!"
Ji Xiaoyun pointed to the two girls led by everyone's lady Xiu Yunyun and Xiaojia Jade Slender Waist.
Yun Yun and Slender Waist quickly discussed a question with the characteristics of a female surname. It is also a skill that the two of them will never forget, and this question is obviously more interesting and interactive than writing and memorizing. At the same time, it also gives female fans unlimited room for reverie.
The fifty charming women selected from the crowd of onlookers quickly stood in a row from Yun Yun and the thin waist to the fifty, "Two handsome guys, pay attention, these fifty girls will say their number, name, age, height, place of origin, and measurements in turn, only once, and after the order is disrupted, we will randomly select six girls." You need to tell them in detail, and the one who is wrong is the winner. ”
In order to prove which of these two handsome guys is smarter, these fifty girls also let go, and even talked about their privacy in public......
Yun Yun and Slender Waist asked a lady to record what these girls said one by one...... The fifty girls in the surging spring tide surrounded Ji Xiaoyun and Baoyu hand in hand and turned in circles.
Huang Hualei's first scholar really lived up to his reputation, he quickly and accurately said the eight major information of the three girls, and three beautiful girls soon stood behind him.
Ji Xiaoyun is much slower than the first scholar, the reason is not that his memory is not as good as the first scholar, but that he is not as familiar with the place name of Huang Hualei as the first scholar, and many girls have a strong accent, which has caused a lot of trouble to Ji Xiaoyun.
Ji Xiaoyun relied on his outstanding memory ability, although he was a little stumbling, he still said all the three girls, and there were three slim girls standing behind him.
After Ji Xiaoyun and the first scholar each stood behind twenty-five girls, the audience burst into warm applause, and more spectators saw that this venue was not only lively but also had so many beauties, and soon surrounded the field.
Yun Yun and the slender waist head got together, muttered a few words, and a playback question came out. The two girls took out fragrant embroidered handkerchiefs and tightly surrounded the eyes of Ji Xiaoyun and the first scholar.
Fifty girls were disrupted again, and the thirty-eighth girl was pulled in front of Yaguo and them, and only then did she hum a small tune, Ji Xiaoyun and the first scholar reported the number of this girl almost at the same time, this super ability of "hearing and distinguishing people" is not seen with your own eyes, who would believe that there are such handsome and smart men in this world?
Yun Yun and Slender Waist finally came up with a trick and exchanged the ornaments on the fifty girls with each other, so that Ji Xiaoyun and the first scholar could tell who the real owner of a delicate peony sachet was?
Every girl who attends such a grand fairy conference, which one does not wear the ornaments at the bottom of the box on her body? At least one girl also has more than 30 kinds of ornaments of various colors, and the most one of the ladies has more than 100 kinds of ornaments on her body......
When the first scholar saw the third "step shake", he unfortunately got stuck.
"This is Miss No. 9 Huasheng. Ji Xiaoyun tidied up the hanging beads on the step, and re-hung them on the hairpin for Miss Hua.
"This boy is right. Miss Hua was so excited that her face was flushed, her delicate body was slanted, and she almost fell into Ji Xiaoyun's arms.