After listening to the fat director's words, Gu Jianfei looked at the two little policemen with the eyes of a yellow army looking at a translator.

The two little policemen were directly covered by Gu Jianfei's fascinated eyes, and shouted: "What do you see, if you look at us like this, we won't accept gifts." ”

After Gu Jianfei listened to the words of the little policeman, he looked at the fat chief and laughed, and then heard a crackling sound.

After the sound stopped, the two little policemen were already kneeling on the ground, facing Gu Jianfei and the fat chief to sing Sister Na's conquest.

Gu Jianfei nodded at the fat director, and the fat director immediately understood, and said to the two little policemen: "You two listen, our Fei Ge is a peerless master who is rare to see in a hundred years, this time we are here to find someone, as long as you help us find people, the benefits will not be less of you." ”

The little policeman A flattered: "Fat brother, we will definitely help Fei Ge find people, do you see if we should go back first to prepare a place for Fei Ge and Fat Brother to live." ”

After hearing this, the fat director smiled obscenely, secretly rubbed the dirt on his body on his lower back, and turned the dirt off into two small mud pills and said to the two little policemen: "At this time, you two secret poisons, you two will give me to eat." ”

Little policeman B said in a cold sweat: "Fat brother, don't be like this, we don't look so trusted." ”

Mr. Gu Jianfei snorted, then picked up a pebble that had washed ashore, and rubbed his hands together, and the pebble turned into lime.

Little policeman A swallowed his saliva and said to little policeman B: "Fat brother gives us food, that's our blessing, you don't care what it is." With that, he ate the mud balls.

The fat chief looked at the little policeman B and said, "Boy, do you want to eat, or do you want to poop pebbles." ”

At this time, the little policeman B said in a long voice: "Fat brother~~, isn't the Lun family a little thirsty, I'm afraid that I won't be able to swallow it, and now the Lun family has moistened my throat with saliva." ”

After the little policeman B finished speaking, he also ate the fat director's mud pills, but he began to feel sick to his stomach after eating, after all, the place where the fat director rubbed the mud pills was close to his buttocks, and the taste was absolutely refreshing.

The fat chief nodded with satisfaction when he saw the two little policemen eating it, and said to the two little policemen: "This poison will not let you two be poisoned to death." ”

The two little policemen breathed a sigh of relief, but before the two of them could put their hearts down, the fat chief said something that almost scared them to death.

The fat director said: "Although you can't eat dead people, you will become neither male nor female, which is similar to the undefeated in the East." No, it's better to be undefeated in the East, and the East is undefeated just by cutting it yourself, and you can still pee out when you pee. ”

The two little policemen said excitedly to the fat chief: "Fat brother, do you mean that the two of us can't pee?"

The fat director smiled lewdly: "That's when there is no antidote, if you don't take the antidote in a month, you will definitely be worse than Dongfang Undefeated." ”

The two little policemen were dead at this time, and now the two of them were thinking about whether they were going to Thailand once.

Gu Jianfei saw that the two little policemen were frightened by the fat chief, so he came out and sang with a white face, and said to them: "As long as you help me find someone, not only will you not become a shemale, but Fei Ge will also make you more manly than other men." ”

After listening to Gu Jianfei's words, the two little policemen were finally overjoyed, after all, being more male than other men means that the two of them will not be starved to death in the future, at least they can be ducks.

The more clever little policeman A flew at Gu Jian and said, "Brother Fei, what does the person you are looking look like, if we don't have a photo, it won't be easy to find." ”

Gu Jianfei thought for a while and knew that Xiao A was right, so he said to Xiao A: "You go and find me rice paper and brushes, I don't have their photos, I can only paint them." ”

At this time, Xiao B was finally clever, and said to Gu Jianfei: "Brother Fei, it's easy to catch a cold when the cold wind blows on this seaside, otherwise you can go back to Kowloon with our brothers, and everything will be convenient at that time." ”

The fat director couldn't help but glance at Xiao B at this time, and only felt that this kid was definitely a strange creature who pretended to be an old sow and ate a big tiger before.

After coming to Kowloon, Xiao A bought rice paper and brushes back for Gu Jianfei, and Gu Jianfei directly drew the portraits of Andy and Big Eye, after all, Gu Jianfei knew Wu Daozi's painting skills.

After Xiao A and Xiao B finished reading, they flew into the ancient sword and said: "Brother Fei, we know this bull's-eyed guy, this guy is a bad gambler, we caught him when we caught gambling before." ”

Gu Jianfei said to the two of them: "Since you know him, then follow up and take me to find him." ”

Xiao A was a little embarrassed: "Brother Fei, we don't know where he lives, if you want to find someone, the loan shark is always faster than us police." ”

At this time, the fat director said: "Then you go and find me a loan shark, and let them find it for Feige." ”

The clever little B said: "Brother Fei, I'll go find a loan shark now." ”

Gu Jianfei saw that Xiao B went out in a hurry, so he asked Xiao A to chase Xiao B with the portrait, after all, there is a portrait that can be faster.

Two days later, Xiao A and Xiao B came to Gu Jianfei with a dwarf with a blue nose and swollen face and said, "Brother Fei, this dwarf is the creditor of that bull's eye, and he knows where that bull's eye lives." ”

Gu Jianfei glanced at the little policeman and said, "You guys go back and watch the TV." ”

The two little policemen and the dwarf looked back at the TV and were speechless, it turned out that the TV was playing an advertisement for the hero hamburger, and the commercial was created by Wu Dehui and Gucci.

The fat director also said depressedly at this time: "Brother Fei, are these two people really on the run? How can they be so arrogant." ”

Gu Jianfei said: "They are so arrogant because they think that I and Tiancripple will not chase them to Hong Kong." ”

The clever little B said: "Brother Fei, do you want to find them now." ”

Gu Jianfei nodded and said, "Of course I'm going to find them, that dwarf, show me the way." ”

At this time, the dwarf only felt that he must have committed Tai Sui this year, first he was beaten by the one who owed him money, then he was beaten by two policemen, and finally he was brought to the strange man in front of him by two policemen.

And now that he heard that this strange man was the opponent of the bull's eye who owed him money, the city was overjoyed, and said to the ancient sword: "This big guy, I'll take you to find that bull's eye, but can this big guy not kill him." ”

Gu Jianfei wondered: "Why, weren't you beaten by him." ”

The dwarf said: "It's because I was beaten that I didn't ask for my money back, if you beat him to death, I won't have money for the rest of my life." ”

After hearing this, Gu Jianfei said weakly: "Don't worry, I will never kill him." ”